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At a flea market I always head for the junk jewelry table first. ↗
— Ethel Merman
#first #flea #head #i #i always
Everything's coming up roses - for me. ↗
#coming #everything #me #roses #up
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own. ↗
#also #always #brought #christmas #couple
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. ↗
#cake #even #feel #fire #give
If I feel in need of sleep, I just open a book or turn on the television. Both are better than any sleeping pill. ↗
#better #book #both #feel #i
Any audience that gets a laugh out of me gets it while I'm facing them. ↗
#audience #facing #gets #i #laugh
Cole Porter wrote Anything Goes and four more hits for me. ↗
#cole #cole porter #four #goes #hits
I am known to be able to take care of myself when I become angry. I don't mince words. ↗
#am #angry #become #care #i
I attend surprisingly few shows. The type of theater that is popular today just doesn't appeal to me. ↗
#attend #few #i #just #me
I don't like to read. The only things I read are gossip columns. If someone gives me a book, it had better have lots of pictures. ↗
#book #columns #gives #gossip #had