#y

At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you? ↗

— Jay London

#country #i #i wonder #leave #light

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. ↗

— Jay London

#blunt #bought #father #i #instrument

After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride. ↗

— Jay London

#cause #had #i #least #much

I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road. ↗

— Jay London

#here #hugged #i #lonely #road

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time. ↗

— Jay London

#could #go #i #me #time

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock. ↗

— Jay London

#me #opportunity #rock #usually #window

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow. ↗

— Jay London

#know #never #today #tomorrow #will

Do you know it was a year a ago today? ↗

— Jay London

#do you know #know #today #year #you

Does anybody know what I'm doing up here? ↗

— Jay London

#does #doing #here #i #know

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. ↗

— Martin Luther

#done #everything #world