#y

The good, the bad, and the ugly basically sums up my sex life. Except that I’ve never had the good. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #sex-life #funny

I'm over dudes trying to look like they're in boy bands. ↗

— Kesha

#boy #boy bands #dudes #i #like

Let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honor and humility, mirth and reverence within you. ↗

— Starhawk

#beauty

The bashful are always aggressive at heart. ↗

— Charles Horton Cooley

#always #bashful #heart

Self-reform is the only kind that works. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#only #works

An artist's concern is to capture beauty wherever he finds it. ↗

— Kazuo Ishiguro

#art #artist #beauty #art

I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all over the floor.
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— Jarod Kintz

#ego #floor #funny #humor #need

I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#funny #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #witches #funny

Christmas makes everything twice as sad. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#everything #makes #sad #twice

I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck ↗

— Kiersten White

#funny #kiersten-white #paranormalcy #funny