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Men are more easily governed through their vices than through their virtues. ↗

— Napoleon Bonaparte

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I understand that NASA reported that there's new evidence of water on Mars. I'm here to report that we still don't have any evidence of affordable gasoline in Michigan. ↗

— David Bonior

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Liberality consists less in giving a great deal than in gifts well-timed. ↗

— Jean de la Bruyere

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When soldiers have been baptized in the fire of a battle-field, they have all one rank in my eyes. ↗

— Napoleon Bonaparte

#been #eyes #fire #rank #soldiers

The army is the true nobility of our country. ↗

— Napoleon Bonaparte

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I have only one counsel for you - be master. ↗

— Napoleon Bonaparte

#i #master #only #you

Forethought we may have, undoubtedly, but not foresight. ↗

— Napoleon Bonaparte

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We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him. ↗

— Napoleon Bonaparte

#crying #him #laugh #man #must

Christ was only crucified once and for a few hours. Think of the hundreds of thousands whom Christ has been crucifying in a quiet way ever since. ↗

— Samuel Butler

#christ #crucified #ever #few #hours

Change is tough, people don't like it, but it is necessary. Take two aspirins and call me in the morning. ↗

— Christopher Bond

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