#you

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#anyone #birth #car #given #lend

I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#i #old #paper #route #security

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#friend #old #priest #saw #she

I often say television is not a job for grown men. You go to a set, they pick out your clothes for you, they tell you where to stand, what to say, and your chair has your name on it in case you can't find a place to sit. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#chair #clothes #find #go #grown

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#children #goes #more #never #saying

I am a proud participant of the Spencer Tracy School of Acting: Know your lines, don't bump into the furniture. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#am #bump #furniture #i #i am

If you ever get rich and famous, by definition you are special. You have done something special, and therefore you start to behave special. Then if the floor drops out, and you become down and out, you have a really new perspective. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#behave #definition #done #down #drops

Humanity's become a product and when humanity is a product, you get Auschwitz and you get Chair. ↗

— Edward Bond

#become #chair #get #humanity #product

Now it seems like people want to do damage to young celebrities. They want to find them doing bad things. They encourage them. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#celebrities #damage #doing #encourage #find

There are people, radio talk show hosts, those kind of people, it's their job to only have one opinion, they can't tell you about their feelings. They have to go with what pays their bills. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#bills #feelings #go #hosts #job