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Youths are the life blood of any nation.


Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha


#british-high-commision #democracy #ecowas #entrepreneurship #leadership

In life you'll meet a lot of jerks. If they hurt you, tell yourself that it's because they're stupid. That will help keep you from reacting to their cruelty. Because there is nothing worse than bitterness and vengeance... Always keep your dignity and be true to yourself.


Marjane Satrapi


#memoir #young_adult #humor

Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn't do without them. And there are times when you'd rather do without them. Get the wrong ones and they can hurt. There are many types and often the ones that look the nicest are completely unpractical.


Rachel Hill


#boys #chocolate #girls #humor #manga

Ah, well,ʺ said Abe, idly studying his fingertips. ʺI have it on good authority thereʹs going to be a new ‘gateʹ opening up soon over on the south side of the wall." The truth dawned on me. ʺOh lord. Youʹre the one whoʹs been doling out C4.ʺ ʺYou make it sound so easy,ʺ he said with a frown. ʺThat stuffʹs hard to get a hold of.


Richelle Mead


#teen #young-adult #humor

...first thing is that I love you. And the second thing is that as much as I honor your former profession, I don’t think your geese care much for your betrothed and I hope they hadn’t any plans on sharing our bed.


Shannon Hale


#humor #romance #young-adult #humor

In Life, you need to know the difference between what you think is right and what you know is right.


Rea Erika Paraz Ebate


#humor #life #wisdom #wise-sayings #humor

I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds?


Tom Upton


#young-adult #humor

Just be careful, hon,” Rosanna said. “Oh, are the plates hot?” I flinched back just before my hands made contact. Rosanna laughed. “No, but hot boys can burn you just as easily.


C.J. Duggan


#humor #romance #summer #young-adult #humor

Oh my!! How you've grown. Soon you'll be catching the Lord's balls.


Marjane Satrapi


#humor #memoir #young_adult #humor

I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.


Tom Upton


#life #young-adult #humor






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