#young_adult

You’ve got a big ego, Fuentes.” “That’s not all I’ve got. ↗

— Simone Elkeles

#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did. ↗

— Simone Elkeles

#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

But first I had to get through the ironing. It took a lot of patience. I had none. It took forever, and then I had to press the whole shirt again to get out the creases I’d pressed into it. ↗

— Jennifer Echols

#humour #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I’d enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber. ↗

— Jennifer Echols

#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane! ↗

— Lauren Kate

#fallen #humor #luce #young-adult-fiction #humor

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite ↗

— P.C. Cast

#burned #house-of-night #humor #paranormal #vampire