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Infuriated, I scrambled over him, even more furious when I saw the humored glint in his eyes. "God you tick me off." "Well at least I got you--" "Don't even finish that statement!


Jennifer L. Armentrout


#jennifer-armentrout #katy-swartz #opal #the-lux-series #humor

Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.


Brandon Sanderson


#humor #librarians #humor

Cole - I just thought of a new game. Jaz - What's that? Cole - Splat the Specter. Jaz - Rules? Cole - You can help me make them up. Right now all I know for sure is that it involves water guns filled with grape Kool-Aid and two ferrets named Biff and Chlamydia. Vayl - Why Ferrets? Jaz - Really? You want to know about his choice of pets when he's named one of them after an STD?


Jennifer Rardin


#humor #jaz-parks #vampire #humor

Regweld is really a fine wizard," he continued, patting the shoulder again. "And his ideas for crossbreeding a horse and a frog are not without merit; never mind the explosion! Alchemy shops can be replaced!


R.A. Salvatore


#fantasy #frog #horse #humor #icewind-dale

I see a tongue! Some asshole is licking my peephole.


Mark Tufo


#tongue #zombie #humor

Kenzie took two staggering steps backward, staring at the feeline as if in a daze. "O-kay," she breathed, shaking her head slightly. "A cat. A cat that talks. I'm going crazy." she glanced at me. " Or you slipped something into my drink at the tournament. One or the other.


Julie Kagawa


#ethan-chase #grimalkin #humor #kenzie-st-james #humor

It's why I get miffed at all the dashing around in recent zombie films. It completely misses the point; transforms the threat to a straightforward physical danger from the zombies themselves, rather than our own inability to avoid them and these films are about us, not them. There's far more meat on the bones of the latter, far more juicy interpretation to get our teeth into. The first zombie is by comparison thin and one dimensional and ironically, it is down to all the exercise.


Simon Pegg


#humor #memoir #zombies #humor

A brick could be dropped on your mother-in-law’s head from the height of 66.6 feet. You know, as a going away present. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket #funny #humor #random #strange

Alice is fictional. This isn't.


Jess C. Scott


#dark-humor #group-think #groupthink #lady-gaga #mad-magazine

Humanity was a passing notion to him; something he liked to try on for size and model in the dressing room, but never actually felt compelled to buy.


Jane Bled


#author #dark #ebook #glbt #humor






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