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I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. ↗


— Steven Wright


#i #unauthorized #writing

Civilization is vastly overrated. ↗


— Patricia Briggs


#humor #humor

Percy?" Annabeth gripped his arm. "Oh, bad," he muttered. "Bad. Bad." He looked across the table at Frank and Hazel. "You guys remember Polybotes?" "The giant who invaded Camp Jupiter," Hazel said. "The anti-Poseidon you whacked in the head with a Terminus statue. Yes, I think I remember ↗


— Rick Riordan


#camp-jupiter #hazel-levesque #heroes-of-olympus #humor #percy-jackson

Coach Hedge yelled,“Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!” “Holy Hephaestus,” Leo muttered. “He really needs to work on his shipspeak. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#heroes-of-olympus #humor #kansas #leo-valdez #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians

Hazel!” he yelled. “That box! Open it!” She hesitated, then saw the box he meant. Te label read WARNING. DO NOT OPEN. “Open it!” Leo yelled again. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#heroes-of-olympus #humor #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #the-mark-of-athena #humor

I’m glad scrambled eggs don’t have lips, because when I’m grinning over a hearty breakfast, it would really freak me out to see my breakfast grinning back. I’ve eaten a man for less than that. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #breakfast #eaten #funny #grinning

Sometimes I do smart things. Sometimes I do dumb things. Most of the time I don't do anything. ↗


— Gorilla Rising Hintz


#laziness #humor

Until death," Jem replied gently. "Those are the words of the oath. 'Until aught but death part thee and me.' Someday, Will, I will go where none can follow me, and I think it will be sooner rather than later. Have you ever asked yourself why I agreed to be your parabatai?" "No better offers forthcoming?" Will tried for humor, but his voice cracked like glass. "I thought you needed me," Jem said. "There is a wall you have built abuot yourself, Will, and I have never asked you why. But no one should shoulder every burden alone. I thought you would let me inside if I became your parabatai, and then you would have at least someone to lean upon. I did wonder what my death would mean for you. I used to fear it, for your sake. I feared you would be left alone inside that wall. But now... something has changed. I do not know why. But I know that it is true." "That what is true?" Will's fingers were still digging into Jem's wrist. "That the wall is coming down. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#amazing #aw #jem #sad #will

You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#nietzsche #humor

When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires ↗


— Jodi Picoult


#father #firefighting #heaven #hell #humor






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