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There's a lot of crazy, weird people out there. It's an ugly world. ↗

— Ben Affleck

#lot #out #people #ugly #weird

I've been criticized for not having perspective in the past and I thought that of myself many times but not there. ↗

— Andre Agassi

#criticized #having #i #in the past #many

Being too thin. Being bigger. I've been criticized for being on both sides of the scale. ↗

— Christina Aguilera

#being #bigger #both #both sides #criticized

I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid. ↗

— Jackie Chan

#i #stupid

If I am playing any music at all it is jazz music. ↗

— Ginger Baker

#any #i #i am #jazz #jazz music

A brick could be used to represent no, and a blanket could be used to represent yes. If I ask you, “Will you sleep with me?” I expect you to run to the bedroom, get naked, and get under the blanket. Whatever you do, do not reach for the brick.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Anybody who recognizes Israel will burn in the fire of the Islamic nation's fury. ↗

— Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

#burn #fire #fury #islamic #israel

A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#definitely #impact #me #smells

Turns out, I couldn't catch them - or even get close to them. I realized that sharks are amazing, beautiful animals who have absolutely no interest in checking me out. ↗

— Malin Akerman

#amazing #beautiful #catch #checking #close