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Never," enjoins a women's magazine, "mention the size of his [penis] in public...and never, ever let him know that anyone else knows or you may find it shrivels up and disappears, serving you right." That quotation acknowledges that critical sexual comparison is a direct anaphrodisiac when applied to men; either we do not yet recognize that it has exactly the same effect on women, or we do not care, or we understand on some level that right now that effect is desirable and appropriate. A man is unlikely to be brought within earshot of women as they judge men's appearance, height, muscle tone, sexual technique, penis size, personal grooming, or taste in clothes--all of which we do. The fact is that women are able to view men just as men view women, as objects for sexual and aesthetic evaluation; we too are effortlessly able to choose the male "ideal" from a lineup and if we could have male beauty as well as everything else, most of us would not say no. But so what? Given all that, women make the choice, by and large, to take men as human beings first. ↗


— Naomi Wolf


#aging #beauty #body-image #cosmetic-surgery #cosmetics

The woman’s essence has always been the most powerful force much like nature has always been Satan’s church. Quote from the Vampire exhibit at Hallands Kulturhistoriska museum 2012 ↗


— Czon


#czon #qoutes #art

Nessa held her arm up. She was staring at it, trying to gauge how big that was. “Dude, that’s as big as my arm. That’s like being f****d by a limb dude!” She wiggled her arm back and forth. “That's not normal. ↗


— Erin Jamison


#funny #girlfriends #humor #men #sex

Importance Of Network Cabling Within Transferring Important Data And data Network cables is used pertaining to particular responsibilities related to change in information and data. Usually regular cables are employed to connect peripheral devices to a bigger device, for instance a mouse or even keyboard with a computer; yet network cabling are used to link two unbiased devices, as a way to transfer information. Network cords are very typical sights currently, where you can notice two pcs or a personal computer and a device connected to each other. And with the coming of high-speed internet, the need for proper idea wiring involving devices installed in different sections has become even more essential. Organizations providing companies related to voice and data wiring have to make sure the installation is actually error no cost and clean with least disruptions from the connection. Whenever we talk associated with an effective network cabling Austin framework, we normally will come across different service providers who offer set up cabling solutions. All businesses don't have the same kind of needs and organised cables can be designed and installed as per specific business requirements. This specific sort-of-a data along with voice cabling installation provides commercial companies with a trustworthy and strong social networking system. Generally in most medium for you to big companies, multiple departments make up the total business in general. And all of these types of departments related to varied parts of the industry, must positively communicate to help keep the procedures going. Networking was an example of the most reliable choices within solving this concern, but remembering the speed, kind of media potential, cost effectiveness along with error correction. In fact, often it costs a lot more maintaining these kinds of networks than constructing them. Therefore providers offering idea wiring necessary a solution that could properly assimilate the system after it is made to ensure the best possible performance at the same time reduce operational fees. Structured wires systems proved to be the best alternative because of its high flexibility compared to other circle cabling programs. With the help of a real voice info cabling composition organizations get yourself a laid platform that operates as a complete methods to transfer any kind of data, audio, video, media or a combination of one or more forms of data successfully and effortlessly. Complete idea wiring via means of set up cabling helps organizations to scale back costs up to 30% or more. It's very flexible in nature that even when changes or even additions have to be made, it might easily be accomplished at significantly reduced fees compared to various other methods of cables installation. Throughout expansion of an enterprise offices must also expand in size with more departments, computers along with other peripherals. Setup of a organised system can simply let you change your network wires with ease along with minimal expenses. It is also very easy in upkeep and helps any kind of long term applications. If the need for move arises your own structured wires can go along with you. Organizations have always an advantage in installing this cabling composition with has taken long-term benefits. ↗


— vbdfb


#business

A blanket could be used to separate the winners from the losers. With the exception of me, all men are losers, and only the winners are allowed under the blanket. Sorry, fellas, but there is nothing I can do about the situation. 
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— Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Trayvon Martin, at the most, seems only to have been guilty of being himself. ↗


— Aberjhani


#american-tragedies #antiracism #george-zimmerman #race-and-racism-in-america #racism

Women are stupid. Men are stupid. We are all stupid and, we do stupid things to each other and ourselves. ↗


— A friend


#men #women #men

It is unforgivable that men and women who have worked the land and served us for generations should be so bewildered and fearful, because of laws made to accommodate the greed of others," Darcy said, "Laws are meant to make the lives of citizens better, not worse. ↗


— Rebecca Ann Collins


#darcy #laws #pride-and-prejudice #regency #men

Dear Ford, I think my Ford Explorer door is broken. It just won’t close. I think this is because I don’t have the rest of the Explorer, I only have the door. It’s a passenger-side door, and I bought it from a passenger. Also, it doesn’t seem to be able to lock. I think the latch isn’t catching, or something. I think it’s missing some crucial parts, and I’d like to order them from you. I need: one frame, four wheels, a body, another door, an engine, a steering wheel, and some of those air fresheners that you stick in the vents. And I’m feeling frisky with my money, so let me go ahead and order some brakes while I’m at it. You can send the bill to the Pizza Hut on San Jose Boulevard. They’ll just deliver it to me, along with the pizza I just ordered. Thank you, Jarod Kintz ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#e-mail #ford #funny #humor #ridiculous






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