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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #zombie




Somewhere deep inside, his humanity had been shaken by something so unnatural, so foreign in its essence, his very being withdrew from it...


Tamara Rose Blodgett


#retribution #zombies #death

It's not necrophilia if she still has a pulse...


Scott Jonathan Nixon


#death

Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack.


Max Brooks


#school #zombies #education

Isn't it wonderful when people do that, when you put all your faith in their being selfish and self -centered and not giving a damn and it turns out, all that time, you were wrong?


Joan Frances Turner


#faith

Are you suggesting I’m working with the zombies? That I paid them to pretend to attack me so that I’d trick you into letting me join you?”“Did you?” Mr. Holland demanded.“Yeah, okay,” I said in a sugar-sweet tone. “You’re right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn’t tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend’s yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season.


Gena Showalter


#paranormal-romance #sarcasm #zombie #funny

He begged to know to which of his fair cousins the excellency of its cookery was owing. Briefly forgetting her manners, Mary grabbed her fork and leapt from her chair onto the table. Lydia, who was seated nearest her, grabbed her ankle before she could dive at Mr. Collins and, presumably, stab him about the head and neck for such an insult.


Seth Grahame-Smith


#honour #pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies #funny

Tell me what you want, what you really, really want," he said. "Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison.


Maureen Johnson


#zombie-spice-girls #humor

I suppose I knew on an intellectual level that graves weren't especially made for getting out of. I mean, you start with a hermetically sealed casket and then you dump six feet of dirt on top of it. Over time the earth gets compacted, which can't make it easy to dig through. So even if you're a very angry and determined zombie, you've kind of got your work cut out for you just escaping from the grave. Which was, I suppose, why we got hit with an initial wave of zombie bugs, birds and rodents. I bet some people would say if you've never picked undead mosquitoes out of your teeth, you've never lived. Under that definition, I'd be just as happy to have not lived, thanks.


C.E. Murphy


#zombies #humor

What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!


Diana Rowland


#vaginal-fantasy #zombies #life

I'm in love with a zombie boy


Natalia Kills


#zombie #love






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