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There was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same. When you see a zombie, you want to laugh at first. When you see a clown, most people get a little nervous. There's the pallor and the cakey mortician-style makeup, the shuffling and the untidy hair. But clowns were probably malicious, and they moved fast on those little bicycles and in those little crammed cars. Zombies weren't much of anything. They didn't carry musical instruments and they didn't care whether or not you laughed at them. You always knew what zombies wanted.)


Kelly Link


#zombies #music

Who knew death could lead to an eating disorder?


Corey Redekop


#humor #humour #monsters #zombies #death

Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?" "Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are." "What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?" "Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #joke #mummies #sarcasm #vampire

If you believe you can accomplish everything by "cramming" at the eleventh hour, by all means, don't lift a finger now. But you may think twice about beginning to build your ark once it has already started raining


Max Brooks


#procrastination #zombie #procrastination

Alive or dead, the truth won't rest. Rise up while you can.


Mira Grant


#truth #zombies #zombies

Oh, sure. Let me just ask my geek brother to stop slaying zombie ninjas for a few hours so I can borrow the PC and catch up on my Victorian horror lit.


Kelly Creagh


#nevermore #zombies

Is this muteness a real physical handicap? One of the many symptoms of being Dead?Or do we just have nothing left to say?


Isaac Marion


#life #zombies #death






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