Apple Confessions

Back when I was 9 years old, me and my younger brother peed in some bottle and sold it to the neighbour boy. We told him it was apple juice.

#urine   #pee   #neighbour  

A colleague of mine always tries to make my life a living hell. But since a few days, I take his apple juice with me when I have to pee and I pee in his bottle. I'd like to know if he asks himself why I'm so happy around him....

#colleague   #hell   #urin  

I am at the Apple Store in New York right now and read through some of the confession while other customers wait to look at the notebooks as well. I will keep them waiting some more minutes.

#apple   #store   #ny   #notebook   #evil