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I try to make my boyfriend angry because he said proudly announced once that no one and nothing can make him upset.
It's my new challenge to show him otherwise. :-)


#angry   #boyfriend   #upset   #challenge   #proud   #funny   #confession  


I caught my little sis and boyfriend screwing. It was such a weird feeling. I liked and didn't like it at the same time. They were going at it and getting into it like I have never seen or experienced. I just stood there silently and watched. Now I am so confused in so many ways and no idea what to think or do. I confess to being lost.


#horny   #bothered   #confused   #lost  


One early Saturday morning a young female stopped by to visit. As we were talking she asked if I had a hair tie? Before I could answer she saw one on the coffee table nearby grabbed it and put it in her hair. I did not say a word. Unknowingly to her my man had used that the night before as a cock ring. Tee hee, that is what she gets for being grabby.


#nerve   #funny   #presumptious  


When I met my wife she was 25, divorced .
I think that she opened her legs too easily if I am honest.
Give me your Frank opinion after you have read this.
By the time she was 15 she had opened her legs for three guys .
At 16 a fourth guy got her pregnant.
After six years of marriage they split.
Then in the two years before we met she ( she was 23 going on 24 at the time ) allowed a further 12 guys to get their cocks up her!
Including some teenagers in a threesome!
Should I have married her?


#toomanylovers   #slut  


I read every confession on this site. I should be working right now but I don't want to, it's just too damn funny.


#confession   #work   #funny   #lazy  


I have never made a girl orgasm as my dick is only 2 inches hard.


#small   #smallpenis   #tinydick   #microdick   #littledick   #microcock  


I stole the purse of my teacher while she wasn't in her classroom.
With the money (almost 200 bucks!) I'm going to buy some weed!
Excited!


#theft   #teacher   #anonymous   #drugs  


I'm 19m and just recently I've been trying to fight the urge that I like dick. I know I'm not gay bc looking at men is not my thing and I would never kiss a guy ever. I only get these urges when I'm horny. Also I do not want a dick in my ass or my dick in someone else's ass. However, I want to suck a nice big cock so bad. I want to worship a cock, stroke it, lick it, and gag on it. Then I want to a huge load in my mouth and swallow it as I keep sucking the dick. I'm getting so horny typing this and am jacking off


#horny   #gay   #straight   #cock   #cum  


I just always get so horny when I look at underwear. I love the look and all the different types.


#underwear   #fetish   #horny  


I hooked up with this tranny I mated with on tinder. We were making out and rubbing each other's cock. She didn't last long before she started Cumming on me. I kept rubbing her as her cum kept shooting. I've never need so much cum. She asked if I needed a towel. I just scooped some up with my hand and put it in her mouth. She smiles and kissing me both of us tasting her cum. So delicious.


#tranny  


Hearing my stepdaughter talk dirty over the phone to her boyfriend makes me want to fuck her at times. Obviously she doesn't realize how loud she talks and how horny it makes me, especially when she tells him what she's doing and then you hear the sounds to backup the talk. Her talking and masturbating leaves me in need for some of the action.


#wet   #sextalk   #stepdaughter   #naughty   #horny   #masturbate   #teen  


I crave cock constantly in all my filthy holes. Need dick so bad all the time. I'm 24. . . Will I always need cock so bad?


#cock   #horny   #fuck   #kik  


Being the horny teenager I am, I often have thoughts of sex. I have a male lab that's 6 I think. Fat dog. He's been neutered. I'm not gay, but sometimes when I get horny I want to fuck him so bad. And I'm more and more like to every time I'm alone. I tried to and I want him to fuck me. I want to suck my boxer (hasn't been neutered) dick. Hmm I want to do it so badly


#dog   #horny  


I recently got tricked into going to my cousin’s wedding after party. I’m not into weddings, don’t get all the fuss over it and see it as a waste of money and sanity. Of course, strange things happen at them. Occasionally, something good.

My cousin and I are not close and rarely see each other. We’re polar opposites but have nothing in common. We do now. His new wife. At the reception after party his wife came up to me to introduce herself as I rarely attend family functions. I figured it would be yet another meet and greet then onto the next person. Nope.

We started talking and she actually was interesting. She looked like a naive, young bimbo and I’ll freely admit I didn’t think much of her because she was with my Jughead looking cousin. I had more common interests with her than I ever did him. Or was it just her flirting her butt off?

Regardless, we slipped out back to have a more in depth discussion on a topic I actually take seriously. She starts in with the dirty talk. Woah is this girl drunk already, or does my cousin just suck like I assumed? Who cares. Grabs my crotch and starts nibbling on my ear. For once in my life I amazingly say nothing and just go with it.

She wasn’t drunk but I had feelings she was just curious as I’m often the mystery guy as i do my own thing and try to avoid anything nerve wracking. I seem to attract it, even when minding my own business out back.

She started kissing me and I kissed her strongly right back. Became a full blown make out session. She stops, licks her lips, smiles and says “I had to get that off my chest.” I just stare at her smirking. She says I’ll be back. I roll my eyes and am shaking my head trying not to laugh as she went back to the wedding table with my cousin.

Another cousin of mine I actually like came up and says what was that all about? I acted like I didn’t know what she meant. She said ****’’a new wife was all flirty. “Is she drunk -already?” I guess so. Just met the girl. She’s friendly.

i went back to my table out back and attempted to enjoy all the crappy, cheesy Coldplay and all the lovely CCR and Eminem without wanting to shoot myself, so I went outside to get some quiet. I went further around back as the smokers were dominating the front area.

Around back I saw one of the cute bridesmaids. Brief chitchat. She is definitely drunk and starts relaying how my cousins’ wife is a whore. I smiled. She then asked what made me smile. Oh just a hunch.

She then said she’ll pick one hot guy and screw his brains out. I asked is this is a common occurrence at weddings. She said oh yes and that they all screwed anyone they deemed fascinating or attractive. Seemed like a regular answer knowing how some people can be at weddings.

She then said that she saw her dressing me down at the reception. I rolled my eyes. She said I guarantee you’ll be inside her in some capacity before the night is over. She headed back inside beyond trashed. I just started laughing to myself. Man my cousin can sure pick them. Another cheating hoe supposedly in love with my yucky cus but cheating already.

I went back inside and there she was. Her dress now somehow became a skirt. Great legs, killer a** and a pretty nice rack. Well hello there. I smiled and walked back to my table: She followed. She starts asking a lot of questions. Beyond annoying. I said “do you want to get something more off your chest, or is that just commonplace for you?” She started giggling.

I smirked as I can’t smile like regular people amazingly can. She told me even though she loves my cousin and they’d known each other for years (she was his deceased wife’s close friend), that she loves meeting new people and she’s never seen me. I started thinking of the drunken bridesmaid’s comments. The load of bull this chick just gave me, but I’ll humor her. Let’s see where this goes.

She told me she wanted to f**k but there was no real way to do it, even though I could tell she was nervous. I said that there must be a basement or back door closet, why the hell not? She starts giggling and licking her lips. “You’re a naughty one, where’s he been keeping you?”

She went back to my cousin who per usual is trashed out of his mind. At least he had an excuse here. One of the few things he does well is get loaded and insult people.I look over in disgust. It wasn’t the slutty wife he just married who was much like his dead wife in that department, only she was actually attractive, but the drunken, skinny bigot she just married. What a joke.

I immediately started laughing and badly I must say. I sounded like the joker. I grabbed a beer and went back outside: I must’ve been out there a solid 20-25 minutes before I realized she was about 5 feet away from me grinning. I know that look. Fine by me I hate my loser cousin anyway and hey she started this, I’ll gladly finish.I did. Twice..

We found an old closet full of chairs and folding tables they used for functions at the hall. She went down on me and me her. We got it on, on an old tent type of surface. After I finished the first time we both started laughing. She got dressed and said “meet me back here in a couple hours, I want some more.”

I highly doubted that would happen again as in a couple hours she’s likely be in a hotel while my cousin slept it off. Wrong again. We met again back at the closet and hour and a half later and redux. Again, once more only this time against a wall.

I never saw her again in that capacity. It was as if she needed one last hurrah before she went off with my cus. Of course they were already married when I met her so perhaps I got a quality…


#wife   #wedding   #cheating   #funny  


Is anyone fart in ur tuition class or burp😂 I have done I think this is embarrassing don’t uh?


#embarresed   #funny   #lol  


Googled "World's smallest penis" a picture of my penis was in the search results...


#sph   #humiliated   #humiliation   #nsfw   #adult   #smallpenis   #tinydick  


I am a straight married female that set up a bachlor party for my brother. I went into a strip club for the first time ever. I embarresed to say one of the girls excited me so much that I could not wait to get home and masturbate. My fantasy is to eat her while my husband fucks me from behind. What's wrong with me? I have only ever been with my husband, so I confess.


#straight   #lesbian   #confession   #wet   #horny   #embarresed  


We were getting out of the pool at the same time and I accidentally ran my hand cross my best friends ass and across her pussi. It was a freaky but legit accident. She said nothing so I think she didn't even realize. But me, I cannot stop thinking how it felt and what a turn on. I was instantly aroused and I have masturbated for a week now, just thinking how I want to do it again. I have never touched a girl before, even accidentally. For the past week, I think of her more than my boyfriend. Now I am curious, can accidents be good, I think I may want more touching on her. I am so horny. And the older I get, the more I want sex.


#girl   #brush   #wrong   #touch   #accident   #straight   #curious   #want   #liked   #imagination   #horny  


For work, I always have a lot of research to do. And this means that I often have to work at home (later, at night for example).
But I'm just too lazy. So I got my son to do it. He gets 10 bucks each time he "helps" me.
I can get to bed earlier and he gets some extra money. He's always a bit tired though and his grades in school aren't that good as in the beginning of the year but I guess that's not too bad.


#lazy   #confession   #work   #son   #secret   #anonymously   #research   #night   #tired  


I am 18 and read these stories often and masturbate to them frequently all these stories of young hot horny girls turn me on and I wish could fuck the girls


#masturbation   #guilty   #pleasure   #horny  



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