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It is crazy to think that I was in love with my best friend but it is how it is. She has the most beautiful brown eyes I have ever seen and she is fearless. She likes dyeing her hair in crazy colors and she is not afraid of the outcome.
That seems not like much of a confession, huh?
Well, she is not gay nor has she ever shown interest in other girls. I always thought I am straight myself, but maybe not. I am not so sure.
So back to the story... We are both in our twenties (she 27, I am 28) and work in the same company, but not in the same department. She started dating one of MY co-workers and they hit it off like a house on fire. She had those lovey dovey heart shaped eyes for weeks and weeks on end. I tried to be happy for her, I really really tried, but I just couldn't take it anymore...
He came to me often for advice and asked me for my opinion on things to give her. At first I tried to be a friend and help him out but after a while I started telling him bullshit. She is a vegetarian (has been for ~10 years now) and apparently they never talked about this?!? They have been going out for like 6 weeks now and that never came up, wtf?
So, he asked me if she liked steak, because he wanted to cook for her. So I told him yes, that she loved steak and that she liked it English (i.e. almost raw) and of course he listened and cooked for her and made her the steak just as I told him, without checking with her or anything. He's such a dumbass, honestly...
I do not know what went down but it escalated apparently. They fought, they screamed and what not.
And the best of it? She did not find out that I told him about the meat!! She is not talking to him currently, but she came to me right afterwards and I was able to hold her in my arms and comfort her.
I'd definitely would do it again, even if it means that she's said.


#bff   #inlove   #crush   #confession   #secret   #lies   #vegetarian   #steak   #fight  


I stole the purse of my teacher while she wasn't in her classroom.
With the money (almost 200 bucks!) I'm going to buy some weed!
Excited!


#theft   #teacher   #anonymous   #drugs  


I change some of wikipedia's entries just to mess with people. Most of the facts and stuff I change stay like that.
I don't regret anything; it's you own fault when you believe everything which is written on wikipedia.


#wikipedia   #changes   #entry   #mess   #fault   #funny   #confession  


I confess that I am a very jealous person. I spy on my boyfriend, read his texts, whats app and facebook.


#confession   #jealous   #spy   #facebook   #whatsapp  


My white wife is 63 and still very attractive. She got turned on by a 30 something black man and started dressing for him. I find it so hot that I started buying her sexy outfits to wear for him. I even suggested she wear tight tops without a bra just to tease him. I would to love her fuck him!


#wife   #shame   #confess  


I visited my mom last year for her birthday. I moved out a few years ago and our contact wasn't that good for quite a long time and to this time last year we wanted to become closer again.
It was a really nice day, we get along very well.. but then her new boyfriend stopped by. He was totally wasted, didn't know that her birthday was on that day or who I was.
He shouted at her for not making dinner and drove off, not without flipping the bird.

I was just so pissed off! I couldn't and I still can't believe how rude this guy was.
My mom told me earlier he's working in a music store. So, when I drove home I looked in.
Well, I don't have to tell you that this bastard is a real pussy, I just threatend him a little bit like 'Yeah man whats your problem??? Leave my mom alone' and stuff and he showed me the white feather.

That idiot haven't got in touch with my mom since then and she doesn't know anything about this incident.
It's for the best I guess


#mom   #birthday   #boyfriend   #incident   #audacity  


I'm in a clique of 4 girls, we call us "the table" (because at parties, we like to stay for us and drink and have fun). The last time, everything got worse and worse. Two of my girls, Tamy and Annie got into fight about a boy or something and didn't want to talk to each other for quite a long time.

My confession is that I kinda liked it. I got more time to do something with my boyfriend without those girls bitching around that I don't have time for them and stuff. Tamy was like 'You always hang around your bf. You don't want to do anything without him' and that was really annoying.

I have to say that I even tried to sabotage their fight, so it would last longer. I told Sue that I saw Annie with this boy they were bitching about. Sue ran to Tamy and told her that, too. Now Tamy tried to go out with him to make Annie jelous and it worked, she really had a date with him and they both had some private time together.

I feel guilty right now, just because I told Sue about that guy and Annie, Tamy had a date with him and Annie got so furious about that she keyed the car of Tamy and battered down a window of her car.

I thought about telling them the truth, but now I am too scared. They will never forgive me when they find out that I lied to Sue.

And what makes it even worse is that my boyfriend Michael broke up with me a week ago. Now I destroyed my friendship to my girls and I don't even have a boyfriend to spend my time with...


#clique   #girls   #fight   #bitching  


Okay. So me and my partner have been struggling quite a lot recently with arguing and things like that. Well we'd just had an argument and I'd stormed off and was sitting in my car thinking about how and why I'd not done so great in relationships before. So obviously, I sought feedback from my ex.

A bit of backstory, my ex broke up with me after 1.5 years of dating. It wasn't a great relationship, we argued a lot and broke up and got back together etc. Anyway. He had a gambling addiction that I found out about, he told me he'd stopped and been done with gambling for a year so I took him for a celebratory meal etc. Anyways, I find out about 6 months after it was all a lie and he'd been gambling behind my back and its why he never had money (he told me he was saving for a house). This led to me controlling his finances (he asked me to) and obviously started the strain on the relationship because of the lie and the constant lying on top of that.
He breaks up with me outside a pub at 12.30pm and never gave me an honest answer as to why things ended. So during this argument, I thought I need to know. So I reached out to him and was really nice and polite like hey hope you're well etc but why did you break up with me kind of thing...
I didn't expect a reply, but I got one. And he said that he was struggling at the time and it was intense etc but he couldn't think of a reason. Anyway, I left it a day (things have been resolved with my partner) and thought I'll just reply and say thanks, hope you're well, carry on getting help and hope the family is okay.
I send the message.
He's blocked me.
Why?
Cause he's the biggest time wasting individual who doesn't deserve a food word spoken about him who goes around, lying to everyone and everything and then running away from the situation.
I rlly want to talk to someone about it but I lied to my best mate and said I didn't text him and can't tell my partner cause it would hurt them. So here I am, silently fuming cause I didn't get the last word and wanting to just tell him once and for all to shove his over entitled head up his own arse.


#myex   #seekingclosure   #closure   #ex   #breakup   #partner   #confession  


I am a Christian I go to church but on the side I am gay and I'm afraid to tell my pastor


#gay   #lie   #afraid   #confession   #religious  


I can't pee when there's someone watching me.


#pee   #toilet   #watching   #confession  


Because I'd like to be able to do baking, I bake a lot in the last weeks. Last weekend, I made bread, but instead of oregano, I put some of my weed in the dough. Didn't notice it at first but my daughter (she's 9) ate some of the bread for breakfast, I soon noticed that something was wrong.
I really should stop smoking pot.


#daughter   #pot   #weed   #break   #beaking   #dough   #confession   #drugs  


Just peed in the flower box of my neighbour. I don't regret it! It was a lot of fun! And the flowers also need some liquid...


#urine   #pee   #flower   #box   #neighbour   #liquid   #confess  


While our kids were in school, my husband and I had to let our dog Maco be put down. He was already very old and has several tumors in his lungs. That happened 2 days ago. But we were both too scared to tell our children because they loved Maco by all their heart. They would never forgive us if they found out that we let this happen. So for 2 days now, we act like Maco went missing, we even helped our kids to create missing posters and they are spreading those posters now in our neighbourhood.


#dog   #vet   #put   #down   #sleep   #death   #missing   #confess   #lie  


I'm a vegetarian for 5 years now. But last weekend I did something, for me, quite horrible.
I went out with some friends, we had a few (a lot) drinks, we partying and had a really good time. About 4 am or something, we got really really hungry, so we decided to go to an Asian restaurant. It was the only one open at that time.
There, you were able to choose your animal you want to eat, and it gets immediately killed and cooked.
The restaurant advertises with "Fresh food".

I ordered chicken. And I ate it.
I feel so terrible. I'm vegetarian by conviction and I can't believe I've done that....


#vegetarian   #chicken   #food   #restaurant   #asian   #confession   #alcohol   #drunk  


My friends and I love to crash house parties and there are A LOT where we live. We usually get quite hammered and dick around - it is always great fun. I also usually ends with one of most of us puking and throwing up. When I do, I like to do it on the carpet(s). When I am done, I turn them around, so it will not be noticed at first.
It is hilarious to watch when the host(s) notices and I when they have to clean it up afterwards.


#party   #puking   #alcohol   #wasted   #carpet   #host   #confession   #funny  


I am 27 years old and have never been kissed or had sex with. I feel like such a fucking loser all the time. I have some friends, but I think they just pity on me and are not actually my friends. They invite me along, but only sometimes. I guess when they need a designated driver because they know I do not do alcohol. I see on their FB and snap when they are out having fun without me.
I really like to have a girlfriend, but I do not know how to talk to women... I am such a fucking loser.


#lonely   #virgin   #change   #friends   #confession  


5 minutes before my brother had his job interview, I dropped all of my Fahrenheit perfume over him on purpose. After he got out of the interview I innocently asked him how it was going.
He got the job.


#job   #interview   #perfume   #evil   #purpose   #confession  


My girlfriend just got her driver's licence. It took her 3 tries until she final got it, now she wants to go out with me tonight; to her favourite restaurant 20 miles away. She wants to drive.
Please don't get me wrong but I'm terrified. I don't want to drive with her. Women are terrible drivers and my unfortunately my girlfriend is one of the worst.


#driver   #licence   #car   #restaurant   #driving   #worst   #confession   #scared  


Hi. I am Lisa. I'm 15 right now and i have these wierd "i need to masturbate right now" feelings.
Well one day, i was alone at home and well, i had a sudden urge to masturbate.
I moved my hand down my boobs, covering them with my saliva. That made them erect and stand upright.
Mmmmmhhhmmm the feeling though!!
I moved my licked finger down my stomach and into my panties. I moved lower and i reached my pussy. I was turned on by then and wanted to masrurbate badly. I kept on teasing myself by moving my hand around my clit but then.........
My friend walked in. And she saw me.
Shit!!!
She slowly removed her clothes which surprised me and came over to me.
She started lickin my clit and moving in a circular motion.
She inserted her fingers into my vagins causing md to flinch because of the anaazing pain.
We had massive orgasm and now we are in a relationship. We are going to be marrird in a few weeks. And mmm.
Guys being lesbian is an addiction


#sex   #confession   #boobs   #clothes  


When I was dating my ex, my friends and I walked passed a bridge that had teddy bears and some other stuff to mark the passing of a young teenage male. While walking I started thinking about how my bf at the time got for me something and I never got him anything I looked over and saw the teddy bear, I hesitated but still took it.


#presents  



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