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The witches hoes. Yes. A real live witch. Read on for clarity. This is like watching a soap opera; except I’m living in it. Hot naked women everywhere. One deranged old woman who looks like a basset hound. You wonder “why is she on the show”.
Now I get it. I heard the old hoe jump up & rush in to get the bathroom ready. Then she rushed in the kitchen to put on coffee & start cooking breakfast.
In the morning the 30 pretty stacked witch comes in. Her old hoe has been prepping for two hours. Waking me up. She’s in there showering. Doing her hair. Putting on nice clothes. She never does that for her husband. In fact; he now feeds himself out of cans & drive thru’s. He’s very moody from the new deal & stays gone. When he’s here he hides in his room. He has to take allergy meds now. Same for his old wife.
The witches dogs & cats now run the house. Barking all night. Cats fighting. Trashing everything. Eating off the table & counters. I’m not kidding. Cat bowls are on the kitchen table & counters. Litter boxes on the fridges & food pantries. It’s like a pet store.
So old hoe wakes me up. She runs around primping. Then looks at the clock. I peek out. She’s sitting in a chair trying to look pretty. She jumps up to warm up the shower & start the food. In comes the witch.
When the witch is not here the hoes bitch about the dogs & cats. One dog even bites them. Causing the old hoe to cry. The young one to cuss.
At night the young hoe does the cooking. Elaborate meals. The old hoe sulks unless her name is called. She will take out the trash & wash the dishes.
The witch runs it all. She will pull up & block the driveway. Order them to empty her car. They wash her car. The old one washes & cares for her clothes. Folds them carefully. Shops for her.
The old man is broken. He just sulks. When the witch comes in he goes to hide in his room. He used to eat with his wife. Now he fends for himself. Occasionally they call him out for a bowl of soup. While they eat steaks or such. I’m not kidding.
The old & young hoes snipe when she’s not here. At each other. At everyone. They used to be happy. Not now. But if she just smiles at them they are thrilled. They buy her stuff. The old hoe only eats at night if invited. It’s so odd. She will stand or sit waiting. She eats whatever they give her. Of course she does. She’s the old hoe on the soap opera. Then she yells at her old broke dingle husband.
The young one now only sees her boyfriend when allowed. She coughs day & night from the rabbit cages & dogs in her room. Big dogs now sleep in her bed. I’ve been trying to figure this out.
They are hoes competing for her attention.
They usually are bickering. But at times they both complain. They tell me she’s a real witch. I thought they meant the magic power ones. I said oh; they don’t just drink, they have a crack pipe hid somewhere.
No. They mean she’s a controlling witch. Using her big boobs & honey trap to play them like fools.
Now I know why they turned on me. The other day the witch tried to flirt with me. No luck. So she then tried to boss me around. I told her to go F herself. So now she’s passive to me. But her hoes are mad at me. That’s so pathetic. The witch is the school jock. They are the lame hoes licking the poop he dribbles on the floor. Oh baby. Let me lick that poop.
So the witch is just playing her hoes. Especially the old hoe.
Come on people. But a vibrator or something.


#witch   #hoe   #whore  


I am obsessed with Harry Potter!
If I could I would leave the muggle world behind to become a witch. I would even leave my family and my friends.


#fan   #confession   #witch   #magic  


I am a Spiritual Satanist and this christian woman wouldn't stop bothering me with the damn scripture. So I had enough and did a ritual. I don't feel bad that she totalled her car only days after her husband cheated on her. She recently messaged me that she knew god was testing her. Only to hear about her house was burglarized while dropping her kids off. I would feel sorry but I don't.


#witchcraft   #satanism   #curse   #evilness  


Would love to control my desires and sinful desires so I can focus on work and newly married life. I'm working on it through sinful meditations. These thoughts are sins. Forgive me lord


#shame   #trauma   #ptsd   #childhood   #problems   #war   #fighting   #veteran   #fetish   #pain   #sadism   #masochism   #bondage   #spirit   #grand   #domination   #switch   #game   #discord   #chess   #cashapp   #cash   #love   #royalty   #friendship   #army   #values   #manners   #ideals   #fwb   #negative   #aweful   #suck   #happy   #yes  


I confess I wish my ex girlfriends mother was dead. She’s a schizo. She practiced black magic, she has no teeth because she pulled them all out. Something witches do. And she’s a terrible person, who’s not even a real mother. I wish I never met her. But goddamned formalities and politeness ends up with me dealing with some stupid..I hate her.


#stupid   #witchcraft   #bs   #bad  


When I was 15 I snuck out with a guy to have sex in his car. I had recently discovered I liked the idea of bdsm but when he actually spanked, choked, and sort of restrained me with his hands I fell in love with it! I just let him do what he wanted and enjoyed all of it. He himself was pretty kinky but I can't get over it. I just can't stop thinking about the thrill it brought me:
Also I was recently hung out with a guy but he was so nervous so I had to kind of take control because it wouldn't go anywhere otherwise. I liked the control I had over him in a way, just teasing him and watching him get all wound up made my night.
Since I discovered d/s relationships I always thought I was a sub, but I guess I like being a Dom too.


#bdsm   #spanked   #control   #switch  


For years now, I wish to have magical skills.
I would conjure up money, clothes, a house. Everything I need.
I confess that I'd love to become a witch.


#witch   #magic   #money   #secret  



Pray and roll the dice for #witch

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