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I peed in the shampoo bottle of my boyfriend's mother because this stupid woman claimed me for stealing her money.


#hate   #shampoo   #pee   #urine   #boyfriend   #mother   #stupid   #stealing   #claim   #money  


I wish I could live inside of my books. I want love to exist irl like it does in books. I have plenty of opportunities but I never take them because I'm never interested. I'm only interested in one person


#stupid  


I have lost my way. I abuse those around me and feel like I have no real low. I have now lost everything in my life for the most part. I was in a relationship with a younger woman whom I fell in love with. We moved in together and things went smooth for a few months. The whole deal was crazy she was married I was in a relationship but we were both unhappy and left our spouses. I thought that I was doing everything right for once. I was making really good money, $100k plus for the year we were together. We stayed in a nice house. I have 3 kids she had one. That was an issue and I thought that she was smart enough to understand what she was signing up for considering she had her masters by 23.

She changed, started being distant and then hiding her phone. I knew something was up and I eventually found out. She was sneaking around with another man. I am sure anyone reading this would just laugh and say i'm an idiot but I fell in love and I trusted her.

I was hurt and I couldn't handle it. I drank, a huge downfall for me. I confronted her and I pushed her up against a wall. She was scared from then on. I don't know what would have happened if that never happened. I still love her. I think about her everyday.

I think I probably messed up one of the best relationships I have ever had by being physical with her. I'm sorry Lauren. I love you with all my heart and if there were any way for me to fix things I would.

I will never forget you and I will always love you Mama Bear

Happy Valentines day XOXO

Your Ex lover (Sad and alone)


#sad   #lost   #stupid  


My mother has very unrealistic views of the world or life in general. She uneducated, loud and embarrassing. She has an opinion to everything and is very much known for declaring them to everyone who will listen. She spends a lot on money on useless crap, decorating the house with weird shit. She's not working.She has this really big tooth gap which makes her look even more stupid.She works in retail for over 30 years now and she's still not capable of dealing with costumers. She thinks she knows everything and is the best at everything. And now she thinks she needs to belittle me, because I do not want to live in this small dump she calls home. I moved to a bigger city, far far away from her and living my dream of being an architect. She thinks I am stupid to leave my hometown behind and that I will be coming back crying some day because the big city is too scary for me.Fuck you! I am so happy without you!!!I hate you. I hate you. I HATE YOU.


#hate   #anger   #mother   #mom   #mum   #confession   #movingaway   #stupid   #embarrassing   #dream   #uneducated  


I'd like to beat the crap out of my fellow students, they're just so f****** dumb!!
I feel like I am in a nursery school when I am around them. I hate them so much, these stupid, barbaric and ugly people!
You are stupid and lazy! You'll land on the street some day!


#hate   #stupid  


Everyone thinks I have a thing with this guy...but the truth is i dont even know him. I just go with it because I want attention...


#stupid   #lie   #friends  


When I was younger and had no general idea of racism, I once asked my mother: "Why are they called black if they're brown?"



i like smelling my own panties.


#panties   #stupid   #weird  


I know my boyfriend spies on me and is part of research groups that do global social experiments on me. I also let him mistreat me.


#stupid   #boyfriend   #betrayal   #secret   #confession  


It started when I was 14, I was being bullied, and abused by my boyfriend, and not knowing who to turn to, or how to even explain what people were doing to me, I looked for a release. I found it in self-harming. For months no one knew what I was doing, then my boyfriend caught me. He began to abuse me even further. It progressed from one time a week, to every day, to 2-3 times a day. This went on for nearly 8 months when my boyfriend then committed suicide.
I took it for the worse and tried to OD. I got help but 2 months later I relapsed, then another 4 months after than I did again. This went on until I met my now boyfriend. To this day, two years later I still self-harm when I breakdown. But for now I have been 3 months free.


#suicide   #overdose   #abuse   #stupidity   #violence  


I think that little girls having sex are disgusting. They literally make me so sick. Girls having sex as early as 11 are nasty little sluts. Sex is something special, not something to take for granted. Please stop and have some self respect.

Another thing is when they get pregnant. You're not even enough to have sex use protection at least. If your mom has to remind you to brush your teeth or take a shower what makes you think you can take care of a kid?

Long story short little girls who have sex and get pregnant are stupid little sluts ruining their lives. I know this isn't nice but it's the truth. I have my opinion and you have yours. If you think other wise fuck off and make your own confession


#slutshaming   #stupid   #girls   #underagedsex   #disgust  


I cant believe i dropped out of university and ended up this broke with all the miseries that followed, i cant believe it


#unlucky   #stupid  


So my Ex just changed his Instagram screen name to “African American Girls Only” 1. That’s Racist 2. I’m white 💁 so I guess I never happened?


#ex   #fuckedup   #stupid  


I started smoking weed this year. I am not addicted. I don't get a lot and when I do get it. the times are very far away from each other. I think a lot. so when I get high i think more. it has gotten so bad. I think about life and death. everyday when I wake up. I wish I could go back because I think of everything too seriously. it's almost like I am on a never ending bad acid trip. I am only 17 so I have a lot of life left.


#stupid   #idiot  


I remember when I was in the 4th grade and my crush use to touch my leg during class. Since I was sooo fucking dumb, I let him to touch me. Till this day, I haven’t told anyone yet. But I guess you guys know now….


#stupidity   #dumb  


Somethings wrong with me. I really tried in life. I did my best. But I failed everyone who ever depended on me. I couldn’t help getting sick, but I’m still responsible for failing.


#stupid  


I’ve been following this girl on Instagram. She’s a white girl, very sexy. Amazing body, nice tits. I just followed her to jerk to her if I’m honest. She isn’t even famous I just saw her one day and thought she was sexy. The problem is her beliefs are so bad. She’s one of those white girls who posts BLM and wants to defund police, she even wants gang members who literally murdered people to be given justice. If a bitch is supporting criminals then she’s mentally insane. So whenever I go to her page I see so much lib tard bullshit that’s just retarded. I’m her head police all suck, and people in jail should be let go because they were forced to be gang members and killers by the racist government. This bitch is so stupid. But she’s so hot that I have to put up with seeing it so I can see her sexy ass body. I know the cliche is hot girls are dumb but this bitch is next level retarded. She probably loves joe Biden and thinks high gas prices is good. Why do such hot bitches have to be so stupid.


#stupid   #liberal   #hot   #girl   #sexy   #sex  


I feel I’m facing my death. I’m trying to go out swinging. My whole life I stood up for those who were targeted by bullies. Kept me in constant trouble.
I can’t physically do much anymore, so I use the written word.
I once fought a bunch of athletes to save a disabled person. Led to fights after fights. Finally the coach got me expelled.
But I’m at it again. I saw a tiny person being ran over. So I’m swinging way above my weight again. That’s my nature. Someone once told me I’d walk into hell and fight the devil to save someone. I don’t think I’m that courageous. I’m fact I see myself as a loser. But someone has to care about those no one else seems to love. Someone has to fight for them. I’d rather it be someone stronger and better than me. If I’m all you have your in deep. But I’ll jump in.


#stupidity   #stubborn   #honor   #love  


My idiot sister in law got drunk at a party in June at her other sisters up in Pennsylvania. We were staying there for the weekend too for their daughters high school graduation and was flirting with her husband all night telling him that she was "gonna get you tonight!" when they went to bed later.
She got so drunk that she went in the wrong guestroom and gave me a blowjob,I had laid down because my back hurt and I was tired from the long drive, before she passed out drunk.
She's pretty, slim but is a drunk and at 33 she is starting to look older from all the boozing most likely.
She was calling me "Bill", her husbands name, and gave a helluva blowjob I have to admit.
I came in her mouth.
I didn't fuck her because she passed out but I probably would've if she'd stayed awake.
I doubt she even remembers giving the blowjob she was so drunk.
I never told my wife.


#adultery   #stupidity   #oral   #blowjob  


I must admit, I’m a university student studying management majoring accounting or finance. I just recently had a reading break which means no school for a week. I also have 4 midterms right after the break. As a management student, the courses are kinda tough and need to studied to get a passing grade. I used to be stoner (4 bowls a day) so I took the break as a holiday for me to hit the bong big time. I decided to take a few days during the reading break to get baked as fuck on weed, and the other days to study hardcore. The reading week is now over and I’m still smoking weed and I haven’t even studied one bit for the midterms. I have a midterm this afternoon and I’m panicking the fuck out. I’m simply confessing that I’m addicted to weed and as long as I have the supply, I will not stop smoking unless it’s finished. Wish me good luck on the midterms! 🤤


#stupidity   #weed   #addiction   #university  



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