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I always had a fantasy of stripping in front of older women but I was to shy and scared. I used to stay nude mostly when my parents were out one day i decided to go out in my building corridor naked and locked the door in excitement of that. Thank god i had keys and it was afternoon so it suspect anybody around but before I could open the door the lady came from the front house came out and saw me naked with full erection. Fumbling and trying to explain why was I out like that and struggling to open my door with keys I anyhow got in and she never mentioned it to my parents but even today if she goes down with me in the lift I feel so embarrassed.
Every time I am bored I go to my local music shop and switch all the CDs and DVDs into other packagings.
One time in school, some kid left his computer on during lunch break. Without hesitation, I searched up “furry hentai”, found the worst image I could find, and made it his desktop background. I also hid several other pictures in various folders just for the hell of it.
#funny #joke #computer #background
I was always so horny as a teenager. I wanted to be railed all the time. Needless to say, my neighbor was hot, but he was interested in someone else. One night I didn’t care. I was so horny it was driving me crazy. So I walked down my neighborhood 6 houses down to his house. He wasn’t home… but his dad was. He knew what he wanted and didn’t care, he invited me in. We were talking about his son funny enough, but an awkward silence ensued… he started looking me up and down. It wasn’t his fault I had on a skimpy dress, my tits we’re hanging out of it. I wear a triple D. He started caressing my thighs and slowly worked his way up to my vagina. So we started making out. He started grabbing me everywhere. I was so turned on. After about 5 minutes of that I lead him to his living room and pushed him down on his couch and strattled him. His dick was pressed against me, it made me want him even more. He started taking my dress straps off and then my tits were out for the world to see. He started grabbing them while still making out with me and then we stopped making out and he moved down to my tits, he started sucking and biting all over them. Then we made our way to his bedroom… I was grinding on him and then he took my dress off the rest of the way and I unbuckled his belt and unzipped his zipper of his jeans and pulled his pants off leaving him in his boxers, but I didn’t take his dick out, I teased him… I bounced up and down a little and started grinding up and down on him. Then I got off of him and walked out of his room. He came chasing after me, I’m guessing because I gave him blue balls. I was regretting my decision to not wait for his son, and doing it with him… but I said to hell with it, if his son and I ever happened I didn’t want it to be my first time. So I walked back to his bedroom and sat on the side of the bed until he came in, he walked up to me and grabbed my arms and pushed me down onto my back, he towered over me and started with a kiss on my mouth worked his way to my nipples, down my stomach and to my clit, he knew exactly what to do down there, 3 ex wives… I’d hope so. He made me completely unfold on his mouth. What can I say. I wasn’t going to be selfish. I stood up from the bed and pushed him onto it, the I climbed on top or him making out with him and grinding on him until I made sure he was rock hard again, and I got off the bed and pulled his boxers off. I teased him a little and started kissing his thigh, I could tell he wanted to force my mouth on him. But I kept teasing him, until he begged me to put it in my mouth. I did just that, and it was amazing. I finished him off twice. I didn’t think I’d be that good at it considering it was my first time. But it was almost like I knew exactly what to do. But I wanted more. I assume he did too, because after all of that he pulled me on top of him strattling him again and started kissing my neck. But I was thinking of something else… I lifted myself off of him just enough to slide his dick in me. Then we went crazy. I didn’t realize I could bend that way. Figured out the positions that I love and the ones I didn’t enjoy so much because they were uncomfortable. After we finished I put in my skimpy dress and walked back to my house.
I think it's pretty funny watching other people fall. I also like it to see them suffering. I guess I don't have a sense of shame but I really don't miss it. You should also she the funny sides in life.
I have to confess that I'm a very arrogant person and that I love to make fun of others.
It gets me going to make fun of the weak, I feel strong and confident when I do it. I think I'm better than 90 % of my fellow men, I even say that to some of them. I guess it's not that bad because I am able to be the way I am. I am good-looking, handsome and just amazing!
I got my little brother drunk. He's 16 years old and had some friends over, they had some beer with them and some tequila but none of them drank very much. When they left, I showed my brother what he could to with all the leftovers. I mixed him a very special cocktail, containing 4 cans of beer, half a glas of tequila and some vodka.
He drank all of it, we had some fun but then I sent him to bed.
The next morning the whole living room was covered in vomit. My brother had to clean up the mess; my luck was that he don't remember anything, so I denied giving him that much alcohol.
#alcohol #vodka #cocktail #drunk #vomit #funny #brother #confess
My friends and I love to crash house parties and there are A LOT where we live. We usually get quite hammered and dick around - it is always great fun. I also usually ends with one of most of us puking and throwing up. When I do, I like to do it on the carpet(s). When I am done, I turn them around, so it will not be noticed at first.
It is hilarious to watch when the host(s) notices and I when they have to clean it up afterwards.
#party #puking #alcohol #wasted #carpet #host #confession #funny
Back in the 5th grade, us guys goofed around and cut off the long hair of the girls. At that time, we really thought this would be funny. Now when I think about it ( I am 16 now ) it's not fun at all. Sorry girls, I didn't mean to!
I'm a 28 year male. I honestly can't tell you why I'm writing any of this aside from the fact that I still think about what happened years ago and still want to do it again, unshamefully.
I was 12-14 at the time when all this happened and when I found out that masturbation was awesome. I loved finding myself and feeling something that was "forbidden" in my household. I come from a large family, lots of siblings and lots of reglion in the house, and it was difficult as the youngest son to find the time to sneak away and have a go with myself. But, one of my friends, a year younger than me that I met at church...go figure..., were hanging out playing video games and making jokes about everything under the sun. I can't remember who instigated it but, one of us mentioned how cool it would be to feel 'better' when we did what we do when no one is looking. Before we know it, we are playing with each other and trying to 'feel better'. We started by watching each other while we masturbating at first, it was a thrill and made us feel way better. Then we figured we would try with our mouths. It was the best feeling I had ever felt up till that point. Having someone else do the work and feel even more ecstasy than if I did it myself. One day, while at church, we found that the back part of one of the buildings with multiple classrooms was totally vacant and all the lights were out. We figured, why not? So we played around and took turns. When I "got there" he pulled back and got really mad because he thought I peed in his mouth.... I hadn't... it was the first time I had actually ejaculated. At the time I was excited and happy that I was maturing, but also scared because I loved the way it felt and how dangerous it was to do such a thing in a house of worship! Lol. We continued this for a few years, slowly developing into young men and having girlfriends, But we always had that to ourselves, our "feel better" time.
One day, he came over and as usual, we played video games and watched movies we loved. Of course, everyone goes to bed and it's just us, up late, talking, and he says,"You wanna try something different?" To which I got excited but confused. What could we do that we haven't done? He goes and gets a towel, some shampoo, and says,"Let's try something." Before I knew it, he was on his stomach with the towel under him and started putting shampoo between where his thighs met (gooch/taint). He says,"Just don't put it in me. Just through to legs, ok?" I cautiously kneel and, rockhard, place my manhood right where the shampoo was. It felt amazing... I came in less than 5 mins. I felt so amazing, it was rediculous. He said,"Was it good?" To which I responded,"Dude...amazing! You gotta try it!" I took his position, lathered up, and was ready. Same thing. He came really fast and we had a laugh at how we beat the "system" as teenagers lol.
Once again, this went on for a while, and were loving the fact that we had a way to make ourselves feel good and it still didn't break too many rules. After a few times of doing this we got together on the fateful night when we found out it could feel even better. We had the house to ourselves and he gave me the look. I go and grab a towel and some lotion, some kinds of shampoo made it burn sometimes, and came back to the room. We discuss who would go first and I lost the game of rock-scissors-paper, so I assumed the position. He asked if he could try something. I, hesitantly say yes, and he goes for my hole. Scared, excited, frighten, and invigorated, he slowly put it in. It burned a little but it felt strangely good. He pumped a few times and pulled out. I quickly, and as silently as I could, said,"You didn't come in me, did you?" He didnt. He was just as scared as I was and came on my ass. I was still invigorated and excited, he took the position. I wasn't planning on trying it at first cause I didn't want to hurt him but he insisted. So, I slowly put it in and it was the mouth times a million. As I am about to come 10 mins or so later, he says, weezing, "Do it, just do it in me." I did. It was the craziest and best feeling I had ever felt. I couldn't move. I just laid there throbbing inside him. We got up and cleaned ourselves. We didn't do this ever again after that. Not because we didn't want to, but because we became step brothers shortly after....
We don't see each other often, mainly holidays and family events. Neither of us mention it or even talk about it. I still wish I had that connection though. It's strange when you trust someone that much to not tell anyone about your secret dealings and recreational fun, but it still is a great memory, even if it's weird as all hell. Totally taboo yet, secretly, still an amazing life experience.
At the birthday party of my little sister (it was her 7th birthday) I put vodka into the bowle so the kids get funnier.
#alcohol #vodka #birthday #party #sister #bowle #kids #funny
I killed my hamster when I was 14. I got a drum set for christmas and me and some friends wanted to start a band. One day, my parents were at work and my friends came over to our first band rehearsal. After a while, we tought it would be a funny idea to find out what would happen if we put the hamster into one of the drums. We did and I played some tones on it. We heard him squeaking and trembling but we tought it was great fun.
After another short play, I got him out. He was already dead - heart attack or something.
I am very sorry. I confess that I was a stupid young teenager.
#hamster #drums #funny #teenager #confession #panic #heart #sin
Every time my sister is bitchy or annoying, I spit on her pillow.
It satisfies me to know that she sleeps on that pillow without knowing anything.
As kids me and my brother always hid the poop of our dogs in the newspapers of our neighbours.
I'd like to confess that I pee in swimming pools. It's just such a relief to pee wherever you are standing. My dad and I do that for 15 years now and it's fun.
I saw that the father of my boyfriend had been watching me and he was hard. Or so it appeared. So I slowly worked myself to him. I gave it a brief squeeze, looked him in the eyes, and asked, what's this? He turned beat red and just smiled. No one was around it was all in fun. Besides I gave him a moment he will remember for quite some time; I hope.
i have been havings sex with my work partner for over 9 years and he always gives me a AMAZING time!!!!!!!!!
#fun
I have an interest to go online and look at pictures of dead people. Then I like to laugh at them. The dead bodies dont disterb me, even when their organs or blood is exposed. I'm not sorry holocaust victims and dead people but I guess I should be...
One early Saturday morning a young female stopped by to visit. As we were talking she asked if I had a hair tie? Before I could answer she saw one on the coffee table nearby grabbed it and put it in her hair. I did not say a word. Unknowingly to her my man had used that the night before as a cock ring. Tee hee, that is what she gets for being grabby.
I’m 24 and I look fairly young. I’m about 6’1 but I have a baby face. Especially when I shave. I never had a great highschool experience. I never dated hot chicks. But now at 24 I’m in great shape and I actually look like a good looking person. Me and my friend josh who’s 25 but looks young like me will shave and throw on a good outfit and go to high school football games and flirt with girls. We’ve gotten so many numbers. We tell them we are from the other high school and we are 16. It’s like we get to live the highschool life we never had. We are mature and know how to talk to women and look young enough to fool them. I’ve kissed some hot freshman all the way up to seniors. Gone on dates with them. Madeout with them in the parking lot after games. Some of the sexiest girls are in highschool and we get to have fun with them every game. I won’t sleep with them because I wouldn’t want to get in trouble but I’ll tongue kiss them all day long. The asses on some of them are incredible. We will probably keep doing this until we don’t pass for highschoolers anymore. Josh goes further than me with the girls but we never force them to do anything.
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