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I (18) M gave my bestfriend (18) M a roadheadie on our way back from his house. It was a nice expierence for both.


#car   #roadhead  


So my cousin ate me out idc bc we still do it till this day he's way older then me and we always have sex



I want to do a preventive penance. I promise to everyone who will get near my car to hurt, damage or destroy her, that I will kill him or her.
I am not a violent person but I won't let anything happen to my baby.
When it comes to my car, it's not funny anymore!


#car   #preventive  


I confess I watch cartoons all the day because I don't have something better to do. My wife and my kids left me several months ago. And today, I found a meme with my story on it. I am very depressed right now and I am waiting for my favourite cartoon show to be broadcast.


#cartoons   #tv   #wife   #kids   #depressed   #sad  


My friends and I love to crash house parties and there are A LOT where we live. We usually get quite hammered and dick around - it is always great fun. I also usually ends with one of most of us puking and throwing up. When I do, I like to do it on the carpet(s). When I am done, I turn them around, so it will not be noticed at first.
It is hilarious to watch when the host(s) notices and I when they have to clean it up afterwards.


#party   #puking   #alcohol   #wasted   #carpet   #host   #confession   #funny  


I did it in the car full of people to a sex scene in a book I read


#car   #masturbation  


My aunt is an alcoholic. She can't get anything right only if she's drunk.When she passed out from drinkin to much, I take her wallet and her credit card and buy me stuff.I confess that I am a stealing and lying nephew.


#nephew   #aunt   #stealing   #drunk   #alcohol   #creditcard  


I'm a dentist and although I tell all my patients to avoid caries, I do have caries.


#caries   #lie   #secret   #dentist   #teeth   #confession   #avoid  


I very good friend of mine died at the age of 18, I was 17 to that time. I got a condolence card and everyone at my school, students and teachers, signed it. But I forgot to send it, today I found it in my messy room.
I feel terrible...


#friend   #death   #die   #condolescence   #card  


im falling for you and im scared because i don't want to
i dont want you hurt
that comic, bloom
it's about two boys
the blonde, he's scared that the feelings he has will never go away
that he'll always be just a bro
like me
that's what i am
i can't stop liking you
is it a sin? am i horrible for it?
it
it hurts
it hurts so bad


#love   #crush   #scared  


I know my wife is fucking her ex bf. I have not objected because I am not faithful either. I am in a relationship with my ex boss and she though old, very hot. She uses me for sex and I get my career.



I have a scarf and blanket fetish! Absolutely love seeing a woman wearing a thick soft chunky scarf or lieing under a fuzzy blanket. Love imagining and experiencing the soft feel of the fabric on my skin and quite frankly it turns me on!

It has turned into a obession as well. I have bought a lot of scarves and blankets over the years, like a lot a lot! All different sizes and materials, the bigger the better. Always looking for a new piece, one that I dont have yet. Fantasizing about the feel and the softness of the fabric.

Blanket scarves are just the best thing ever, big soft warm and comfy! It does suck that females have it easy when it comes to this, they have so much choice... While the male equivalent is just blegh.. limited. Even started to buy 'female' scarves, but mostly gray and black ones. I have about 30 scarves now and sometimes I feel embaressed wearing them in public, like it is not the most manly thing to wear... Atleast that it what the voice in my head keeps saying. What can I say? I just love the comfy feeling a big soft scarf gives, so shut up voice! Gosh, winter cant come fast enough!

Same for blankets! There is nothing more relaxing than sitting on the couch all bundled up in blankets, nice and warm. My girlfriend loves it too. Hell we have over 10 thick soft blankets in the house, with more to come I reckon. All different fabrics, but all are comfy and soft.


Scarves and blankets! I love them :)


#obsession   #scarf   #blanket   #fetish   #embaressment  


Riding around in my automobile, as the song goes. My girlfriend was my age, barely old enough to drive as inexperienced as me, but eager to catch up with classmates telling us tales of their sexual adventures.
Maybe the tales were lies. Our friends were full of tales of doing it in the car, getting caught or nearly caught, pregnancy scares, and drunken near orgies with multiple partners. All we had managed was a loosened bra at the drive in. Our hamburger stand stories were mainly met with catcalls and promises from our friends to instruct us since we weren't "progressing" on our own.
Shirley had an older sister, cheerleader, popular, near-slut.
One night Shirley had had enough ribbing from friends and her sister. She wriggled out of her panties as I drove, turned sideways in her seat and pulled her skirt up to give me a good look. I was having problems both driving and looking. Shirley guided my hand to her pussy and was using my hand as a sex toy while I grinned ear to ear. Soon she got herself off and we stopped for a light.
We were both feeling pretty grown up when the driver in the 18 wheeler looked over. He blasted his air horn a couple of times and gave us a thumbs up sign. Took a little of the bloom off the rose.
We made our way to the hamburger stand. Shirley gave me the panties as a trophy and flashed the other girls in the rest room. For one night anyway we were the stars of dating scene.


#flashing   #fingers  


I loved you. I didn't tell you. You loved me. You didn't tell me. I moved on. I was hopeless. You gave up. I took the blame. You found love. I was broken. You mistrusted her. I was the shoulder you cried on. I love you. I hope you love me.


#trust   #live   #love   #coward   #scared   #truth  


Because I'm really lazy I made myself a handicapped ID. Now, I can park on disabled parking spots.


#lazy   #car  


I've never even kissed a guy, I'm actually scared of them...and I don't know why


#guys   #scared   #never  


I am a 13 year old girl, Caucasian, 5'3 and I self harm. I have been feeling the urge to self harm lately, I've been clean of self harm for two months now but since Friday when these girls began to point out all of my flaws and laugh at me... I broke.

My family doesn't know about it and I still have my drawer of things I would use at my house: Razors, Needles, Pencil sharpeners and even fabric cutters.

If you're only on this website to make fun of people, just know that I could be someone you know. Be careful what you say to people


#bullying   #flaws   #careful  


I love to steal things. 2 days ago, I stole the watch of my colleague and sold it on eBay.
Today, I took a credit card of my secretary. I don't like her, so today'll be my shopping day!
Wooh!


#theft   #thief   #watch   #secret  


That feeling after a horrible fantasy trip and then you cum and everything doesn't seem to matter anymore and you wanna take back the shit you planned out


#worthless   #stupid   #who   #cares   #fuck  


I caused a car crash the other day. I do not know how it happened exactly, but I was texting and driving (yes, I know.. blabla bad thing)... and I wasn't looking on the road only for a few short seconds and the next thing I know is that my phone screen is broken and it does not work anymore and that my head hurts.
Apparently I drove straight into the oncoming traffic. My car is fine, only a few small scratches, but the other car is almost a complete write off. Thank god it was not mine.
But now my phone is broken and I cannot afford a new one. FML


#fml   #car   #crash   #accident   #texting   #oops  



Pray and roll the dice for #car

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