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I think the caronavirus pandemic; divorce, anerisms, & isolatuon are messing up my head.
As an autistic boy i felt alone in the world. My dad refused me my entire life, saying he couldnt have a retard. My mom refused to set by me & abandined me for being retarded. I endured massive abuse.
I dreamed of being a knight & Captain America. I would let others hurt me; but protected others. I'd stand between victims & bullies. If attacked i quit being autistic for a moment. Its like God was using me to help others. I used only just enough force to get the attacker to stop & leave us alone.
I was amazed to discover real knights still exhist. There are actually people who worship God & dress up like knights. Thats cool. Like big kids. They raise money for Christian children.
However; theres one group who still goes to defend Holy Land it seems. Like the Crusaders. They protect Christians & Jews. They put their faith first & risk their lives to protect others like cops & soldiers. But I'm passive. I would have no problem trying to save another; ive saved lives, but i couldnt arm myself & put myself in a dangerous situation. Death doesn't scare me. But i have no desire to harm others. So i understand something about myself. I chose in my mind to pattern myself after Captain America but not King Arthur. One was defense only. The other had an offensive weapon also. So I'm a contradiction: i love the military & cops; but couldnt be one because I'd have to use deadly force, & thats not me.
As for aliens. I saw a secret US craft as a kid by a military base. I dreamed about aliens after that. I concede aliens are possible; but i just can't accept the Navy videos are alien; they have to be US secret tech.


#knights   #aliens   #caronavirus   #pandemic  


I'd like to admit I' dum. I won't pass my finals I'm sure but I don't care.


#dumb   #finals   #care   #school   #confession  


I work in a filling station at the drive-through checkout. Some days ago an older guy around 60 or something drove by and wanted to pay with his credit card. He talked to himself all the time, he was really a creepy hell of a guy and really really unfriendly. When I told him to wait a moment he insulted me and said that I was an incompetent loser.
He then gave me his credit card, I put it in the card reader and told him to enter his PIN. He started talking while typing as accidentally told me his code. I gave him the receipt and he drove off showing his middle finger.
But he forgot his credit card.

I drove to the mall the same day and went shopping like I had never shopped in my like.
Thank you Mr. **** for your kind gift!


#filling   #station   #drive   #checkout   #credit   #card   #shopping   #money   #unfriendly   #confession  


I (female and 20 years old) told my affair that I'm pregnant though I'm not. I just wanted more attention and that he would care for me. And it was great to see that he was scared that I could talk to his wife. And he gave me 300 euros for the abortion which I could use very well for my new TV.


#pregnant   #abortion   #scared   #tv   #money   #attention  


My aunt is an alcoholic. She can't get anything right only if she's drunk.When she passed out from drinkin to much, I take her wallet and her credit card and buy me stuff.I confess that I am a stealing and lying nephew.


#nephew   #aunt   #stealing   #drunk   #alcohol   #creditcard  


I confess I watch cartoons all the day because I don't have something better to do. My wife and my kids left me several months ago. And today, I found a meme with my story on it. I am very depressed right now and I am waiting for my favourite cartoon show to be broadcast.


#cartoons   #tv   #wife   #kids   #depressed   #sad  


Tonight, I went to a movie alone. While I was trying to move out of the parking lot, I lightly tapped the bumper of a Ford truck. I pulled into a adjoining spot and waited for the driver to come. After 20 minutes, no one came to the truck. I then prayed, got in my car and left. Even though there was no damage that I can see, i am riddled with guilt that i did not wait for the owner to come back. May the lord forgive me for being ignorant and staying silent.



I became really close friends with my English and math teachers in high school. I even babysat for them. After graduation, they became really close friends of mine. We would drink and tell stories. After about a year of this, I learned that they are in an open marriage. And I also learned that this woman, kinda not pretty and over twice my age, wanted to fuck me. We were already faced and I went for it. Her husband was in the house. And he would occasionally walk through the room. After about an hour of sex he walked in and said break it up or else he would join. I cheated on my girl for some 38 yo cougar. I have dropped them as friends and refuse to talk to them.


#teacher   #husband   #sex   #scarred  


I am man who likes to wear make up. Not in public but at home, alone. My girlfriend once asked me to put mascara on because of my "beautiful long lashes". I did and it looked amazing. Since then, when my girlfriend is at work and I am alone at home, I try different styles and make up tricks.
It's amazing how you easily it is to change your whole appearance. And I guess I can now put on make-up better than my girlfriend. :-)


#makeup   #boy   #lashes   #mascara   #amazing   #embarrassing   #confession  


My entire life I have been trying to be normal. Trying to stop being nice & caring. I don’t want to be mean or cruel, just to be normal. Just to function like normal people do. That may sound stupid, but theres a pandemic. I need to change. Being too nice led to me failing those who love me. This pandemic makes it hard for me to function.


#need   #change  


I'm in love with my best friend, but she has a boyfriend and is in love with another boy. He keeps complaining that he will never have her because she has a boyfriend. I think it's unfair he gets to complain. They will eventually break up, but I can't change my gender or her sexual orientation.


#lesbian   #jealous   #scared   #frustrated   #love  


I (28 male) am really annoyed by my friends. We are apparently at an age where everyone of us should start a family and have children. They do not talk about anything else. Babies here, relationship goals there, kids are so important for a partnership. Blablahblahblah.
They get on my nerves. Really. I want to build a reputation and get a steady career going on before even ThInKiNg about children.

The worst part are those parents who think they figured everything out now and know how life works, but are almost incapable of making a living.


#hate   #friends   #children   #annoyed   #career   #kids  


I crashed the car of my grandpa.


#car   #grandpa   #crash   #accident   #confession   #secret  


I punctured the tired of my boyfriend's car while he was at work, his car stood in front of his office. Because I didn't want him to be home that early while my favourite TV show was running.
Unfortunately, he called me to pick him up, so I missed the whole show. :-(


#boyfriend   #car   #work   #car   #tv   #show   #tire  


im falling for you and im scared because i don't want to
i dont want you hurt
that comic, bloom
it's about two boys
the blonde, he's scared that the feelings he has will never go away
that he'll always be just a bro
like me
that's what i am
i can't stop liking you
is it a sin? am i horrible for it?
it
it hurts
it hurts so bad


#love   #crush   #scared  


I was best friends with this stunning girl Sarah back in high school for 3 years and it eventually was obvious to me and pretty much everyone else that she was into me.
Mates tried to egg me on to start something with her, and I wasn't really out of her league in any way, but I was going through some heavy shit personally with anxiety and self image, needless to say my self esteem was through the floor and nothing happened.
2 years since graduating and I still haven't shot my shot, we only see each other every few weeks for lunch or a cruise, but I've been able to meet up with tinder dates a fair bit in that time.
What fucks me up is the dreams I have every so often, just casual everyday life but except I'm with her in them, with everything from the way she leans into me to the way I can put my arm around her tugging at me man, and makes me want to ask her out for something more serious. While my anxiety issues aren't as bad, they're still there, and the biggest problem for me is that with all these dreams and not really seeing her all that much, I'm scared I'll become jaded from the too-good-to-be-true shit my mind puts out.


#scared  


My girlfriend just got her driver's licence. It took her 3 tries until she final got it, now she wants to go out with me tonight; to her favourite restaurant 20 miles away. She wants to drive.
Please don't get me wrong but I'm terrified. I don't want to drive with her. Women are terrible drivers and my unfortunately my girlfriend is one of the worst.


#driver   #licence   #car   #restaurant   #driving   #worst   #confession   #scared  


My husband was the happiest man in the world as his new porsche arrived. He cared for it, he cleaned and polished it every day. It was his treasure. He didn't allow anyone to touch it expect he was present. Then, some night someone broke into our house and stole his car. You can believe how sad he was, he cried like a baby for hours.
We went to the police but they said they couldn't do much about it but they would "keep looking".
A week later they called us and told us that the car was found. Burned out and destroyed, around 100 miles away from our home in the woods.
I have to confess... It was me! I destroyed the car because I couldn't stand my husband anymore. He just cared for the car and for nothing else. Now it's gone and I am happy.


#happy   #car   #husband   #destroy   #world   #porsche   #sad  


Recently I have done some damage to some girls new car.. she had a new black Kia Soul and she got a promotion over me and I was really mad and I let my anger get the best of me.. I was walking in the parking lot and I had seen her car and got angry and decided to take my car key and run is long the trunk of her new Kia.. scratching the paint like 8 inches long I figured it wasn't enough and I stepped on her exhaust pipe and snapped it down to the ground, and then i took my key again and scratched the side of her Kia from top to bottom on the driver side in the back..


#vandalism   #keying   #breaking  


One time I was masturbating at night but I was reallyy tired so I fell asleep naked still and my phone still on the website and I woke up with my mom looking at me and she yelled at me and took my phone. It’s really embarrassing to think about and i want to forget about it. its all bad because i woke up she was looking through my phone and i hate when she does that.


#masturbation   #caught   #scared  



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