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I stole 3 million dollars once



The most important thing in my life is my dog Bella. She's everything to me and she's everything I have left to call family. I know it sounds cheesy but it's the truth.
And she's the reason why I have a big secret. She belonged to a young boy in my neighbourhood and he was so kind to her, I can't say he was a bad pet owner. But I was so lonely and I was about to move house into another part of the city.
So, an hour before the removal van came, I took her. She was alone in the garden because it's family was having dinner. They didn't notice anything.
I drove off with the dog before they finished their meal...


#theft   #dog   #bella  


I am a teen girl. Once, when I had gone shopping with my aunt at a local supermarket, i saw this pretty little hairclip. I know I could have bought it, but, for some reason I didn't want to. Instead, I wanted to take it. So I did! Sometimes, I think it is just a small hairclip.. Sometimes, I feel really bad.


#guilt   #theft  


Because I wasted all my money for the new Playstation 4, I decided to go into one of our local game stores and just steal one. Shouldn't be so hard, I thought. I went in, looked around. Grabbed one of the Assassin's Creed and ran out of the store.
Didn't get caught, everything's fine.. I thought. Accidentally grabbed another game, for Xbox :-(


#xbox   #playstation   #4   #game   #theft   #store   #assassins   #creed  


I got into the house of my neighbours and I sole them their 3 tvs, one playstation and their microwave. I hid it under my bed for a week before i put them in the garden of another neighbour. I wonder if the stuff got found?!


#theft   #neighbours   #tv   #playstation   #microwave  


I stole the purse of my teacher while she wasn't in her classroom.
With the money (almost 200 bucks!) I'm going to buy some weed!
Excited!


#theft   #teacher   #anonymous   #drugs  


I have XXX photos of my best friend and his wife. I have been attracted to her for many years so even when I realized I had them. I kept them so I could see her whenever I want.


#bestfriend   #theft   #sex   #photos   #masturbation  


As I was a kid, around 14 years old, I stole cigarettes from my grandma. I smoked them with some of my friends on the playground.
Now I'm 25 and I'm grateful to my grams that she gave me the opportunity to smoke. I think smoking is fun and cool.


#cigarette   #smoking   #theft   #grandma   #cool  


After seeing a councellor at school I would go through peoples bags and steal things.


#steal   #theft   #councellor   #school   #problems  


I am addicted to pain medication to the point I have even stolen meds other people needed. Without them, I am depressed beyound words.


#addiction   #theft  


I was jumped by 3 women and robbed. But I’m way to embarrassed to tell anybody including police. I was walking alone in a park just to get some fresh air. I don’t even live in a bad area. First it was just 1 girl who approached me. She asked if she could use my phone, I pulled my phone out to unlock it when I was hit right in the face from behind. I don’t remember it all but I remember falling down and then feeling them kick me in the head. At one point everything went all black. I kinda came to and I was so confused. Two of them were kinda holding me down reaching in my pockets, and then 1 made me tell her my phone password. They took my phone and wallet which had 300 bucks inside. Then they just beat me again. Punches kicks, but I couldn’t block my face because they would have 1 girl hold my arm. They left after I stopped moving. I limped home and thankfully I wasn’t injured severely, just bumps and a black eye. I’m not a big guy which is why I guess they targeted me. But to have to tell someone you were knocked out and robbed by females is just to embarrassing for me.


#theft   #knockedout   #beaten   #girls   #robbed  


I used to steal every outside mirror of every BMW I found on my way home after a drunken night.
Now I've got around 30 mirrors at home.
And I'd like to have a BMW myself.


#bmw   #theft  


I went to the cementary yesterday to visit the grave of a friend of mine who past away about a year ago.
After I prayed, I laid a red rose down and by then I saw this wonderful little figure of an angel. It's a figure of an angel with wings, kneeling and praying with it's eyes closed.

After considering very very very long I took it... and now I feel horrible! I stole from a dead! And it was a good friend of mine...


#cementary   #grave   #figure  


I stole a watch from a museum gift shop and now feel so guilty I can't even wear it. Should I give it away or what?


#theft  


I am drinking. I drink every day, all day. But I don't drink the normal booze like everyone else I really enjoy the expensive booze. Champagne especially. And to get drunk I need a looooot of champagne.
I am broke too. The money is from my sister's secret hiding place. She doesn't know what I do.


#alcohol   #sister   #booze   #champagne   #theft  


I stole to two traffic signs with a friend while we were drunk.


#friend   #drunk   #theft  


I love to steal things. 2 days ago, I stole the watch of my colleague and sold it on eBay.
Today, I took a credit card of my secretary. I don't like her, so today'll be my shopping day!
Wooh!


#theft   #thief   #watch   #secret  


I enjoy stealing lipsticks and I have a drawer full of em!


#lipsticks   #theft  


I've lied to my partner and I betrayed him. I lost controlled and withdraw money from our joint account. I loved it to live the wealthy life and I spend so much money on unnecessary things, you wouldn't believe. I always wanted to confess it to him but I just couldn't do it, I was too afraid and too embarrassed to talk to him about it. I didn't know it better and decided to steal the missing money from his savings and put it on our joint account. Of course, all leaked out, I disgraced him, lied to him and betrayed him and I don't know how I could make up for it. I can repay all the debts I made but I can't repair our broken relationship. Now I have to stand trial and make amends for my sins.


#partner   #betrayal   #money   #theft   #savings   #trial   #relationship  


One time I stole a video game from a friend and blamed it on another friend. He still doesnt know.


#regret   #theft   #video   #game   #crime  



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