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I used to steal every outside mirror of every BMW I found on my way home after a drunken night.
Now I've got around 30 mirrors at home.
And I'd like to have a BMW myself.


#bmw   #theft  


Because I wasted all my money for the new Playstation 4, I decided to go into one of our local game stores and just steal one. Shouldn't be so hard, I thought. I went in, looked around. Grabbed one of the Assassin's Creed and ran out of the store.
Didn't get caught, everything's fine.. I thought. Accidentally grabbed another game, for Xbox :-(


#xbox   #playstation   #4   #game   #theft   #store   #assassins   #creed  


Usually when I go to supermarkets or even small shops, I steal sweets. I always have the money to buy them but I needed some sweets for something once and I just kept stealing after then. I find it easy. I unwrap the sweets. Hide the wrapper in the store so the scanner at the door won't go off and buy something that I would buy and walk out with the stolen and bought sweets. If there isn't a scanner at the door, I hide it up my sleeve or in my pocket.
I don't regret it and I don't think I care that it's a bad thing


#sweets   #stolen   #easy   #theft  


Today, I stole a chocolate bar because I don't understand why ONE SINGLE chocolate bar can cost so much money (It was one of the more expensive ones). At home I realized that I took the wrong chocolate, I got full cream milk but I wanted one with nuts in it. Poor me.


#chocolate   #money   #theft   #nuts  


I stole 3 million dollars once



I work in a 24 hours shop mostly nightshift.
My boss is a complete retard. He thinks he's the coolest guy on earth and everyone else is a loser and he doesn't realize that he's the jerk. Altough it would be his duty to count the money and bring the earnings to the bank, he doesn't do it. He always instructs me to do that. But that's not my job!
He's such a lazy ass. And because I don't like him and because he thinks he can do what he wants I take cigarettes and booze each time before I leave the store. He won't notice it because I have to keep track of all books.


#shop   #nightshift   #boss   #idiot   #jerk   #lazy   #cigarettes   #booze   #theft   #confession   #hate   #sin  


I was jumped by 3 women and robbed. But I’m way to embarrassed to tell anybody including police. I was walking alone in a park just to get some fresh air. I don’t even live in a bad area. First it was just 1 girl who approached me. She asked if she could use my phone, I pulled my phone out to unlock it when I was hit right in the face from behind. I don’t remember it all but I remember falling down and then feeling them kick me in the head. At one point everything went all black. I kinda came to and I was so confused. Two of them were kinda holding me down reaching in my pockets, and then 1 made me tell her my phone password. They took my phone and wallet which had 300 bucks inside. Then they just beat me again. Punches kicks, but I couldn’t block my face because they would have 1 girl hold my arm. They left after I stopped moving. I limped home and thankfully I wasn’t injured severely, just bumps and a black eye. I’m not a big guy which is why I guess they targeted me. But to have to tell someone you were knocked out and robbed by females is just to embarrassing for me.


#theft   #knockedout   #beaten   #girls   #robbed  


Last weekend I took the train to visit one of my friends. Because I'm pretty broke, I decided to drive without a ticket. Unfortunately, the train conductor came and I panicked. An older, grim looking woman sat beside me, her ticket was lying on the table and she was fast asleep. So (still panicking) I took her ticket.
When the conductor came, she hadn't had the ticket. She had so pay and was guarded out of the train.
I am such a bad person!


#train   #ticket   #theft  


After seeing a councellor at school I would go through peoples bags and steal things.


#steal   #theft   #councellor   #school   #problems  


I love to steal things. 2 days ago, I stole the watch of my colleague and sold it on eBay.
Today, I took a credit card of my secretary. I don't like her, so today'll be my shopping day!
Wooh!


#theft   #thief   #watch   #secret  


I got into the house of my neighbours and I sole them their 3 tvs, one playstation and their microwave. I hid it under my bed for a week before i put them in the garden of another neighbour. I wonder if the stuff got found?!


#theft   #neighbours   #tv   #playstation   #microwave  


I went shopping yesterday and I kept the bra on which I was trying on, I hid the old one behind some boxes. I feel really bad right now :(


#shopping   #theft   #bra   #box  


I am addicted to pain medication to the point I have even stolen meds other people needed. Without them, I am depressed beyound words.


#addiction   #theft  


One time I stole a video game from a friend and blamed it on another friend. He still doesnt know.


#regret   #theft   #video   #game   #crime  


I've lied to my partner and I betrayed him. I lost controlled and withdraw money from our joint account. I loved it to live the wealthy life and I spend so much money on unnecessary things, you wouldn't believe. I always wanted to confess it to him but I just couldn't do it, I was too afraid and too embarrassed to talk to him about it. I didn't know it better and decided to steal the missing money from his savings and put it on our joint account. Of course, all leaked out, I disgraced him, lied to him and betrayed him and I don't know how I could make up for it. I can repay all the debts I made but I can't repair our broken relationship. Now I have to stand trial and make amends for my sins.


#partner   #betrayal   #money   #theft   #savings   #trial   #relationship  


I am drinking. I drink every day, all day. But I don't drink the normal booze like everyone else I really enjoy the expensive booze. Champagne especially. And to get drunk I need a looooot of champagne.
I am broke too. The money is from my sister's secret hiding place. She doesn't know what I do.


#alcohol   #sister   #booze   #champagne   #theft  


The most important thing in my life is my dog Bella. She's everything to me and she's everything I have left to call family. I know it sounds cheesy but it's the truth.
And she's the reason why I have a big secret. She belonged to a young boy in my neighbourhood and he was so kind to her, I can't say he was a bad pet owner. But I was so lonely and I was about to move house into another part of the city.
So, an hour before the removal van came, I took her. She was alone in the garden because it's family was having dinner. They didn't notice anything.
I drove off with the dog before they finished their meal...


#theft   #dog   #bella  


I have XXX photos of my best friend and his wife. I have been attracted to her for many years so even when I realized I had them. I kept them so I could see her whenever I want.


#bestfriend   #theft   #sex   #photos   #masturbation  


I went to the cementary yesterday to visit the grave of a friend of mine who past away about a year ago.
After I prayed, I laid a red rose down and by then I saw this wonderful little figure of an angel. It's a figure of an angel with wings, kneeling and praying with it's eyes closed.

After considering very very very long I took it... and now I feel horrible! I stole from a dead! And it was a good friend of mine...


#cementary   #grave   #figure  


I stole to two traffic signs with a friend while we were drunk.


#friend   #drunk   #theft  



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