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Every time I get drunk I become insatiably horny. It doesn't much matter who for, I'm not straight. But especially when I'm drunk what I really would love is a good hard cock -- or several. Several. All around me, in every hole. Kissed and adored and wanted and cum and mm. I can only keep from going to my ex about half the time when I'm drunk because he is the best sex I have ever had and is always more than happy to indulge whatever I want that he can safely give. He's so damn good and all I can think of is having sex with him when I'm drunk.


#alcohol   #lust   #sex   #cum   #confessions  


I only got drunk once before turning 21. I was a good boy that followed the law. After turning 21, I began to explore the spirit and alcohol world. Since I was of age, I figured there was nothing wrong with it. While I was legally allowed to do it, it became something I did all the time, every day even. I know know that just because I was legally allowed to do something, didn't mean that I knew what I was doing. I have so many partial memories and times I wish I could remember


#alcohol   #alcoholic  


Some time ago my friends and I were partying in the city. We had a lot of fun and drank a lot of alcohol. The time went by and our alcohol consume took its toll. We were wasted and running around in the city, flirting with girls and mess around with people there.

After a while we met a homeless man. He was sitting in a corner of a building, drinking his beer and just looking miserable. We talked to him and while my friends where distracting him, I peed in his beer can.
We said goodbye and left after that, laughing our asses off.

In retrospect I feel terrible about it and very sorry for the man. He probably hadn't had anything else but that beer and I pissed in it. I am sorry!


#party   #homeless   #drunk   #alcohol   #beer   #can   #pee   #confess   #sin  


I almost vaped today at school and I have been drinking alcohol I am only 16 and doing some real bad shit ( sorry I cuss)


#badass   #vapes   #alcohol  


At the birthday party of my little sister (it was her 7th birthday) I put vodka into the bowle so the kids get funnier.


#alcohol   #vodka   #birthday   #party   #sister   #bowle   #kids   #funny  


I'm 16 and for a while I drank a lot to get the pain to go away. I promised my self August 8th I would drink again. Its November and I can't smell alcohol with out going crazy and wanting it. I could never tell my dad. I come from a really good family, I would be a disappointment.


#alcohol   #teen  


I'm a vegetarian for 5 years now. But last weekend I did something, for me, quite horrible.
I went out with some friends, we had a few (a lot) drinks, we partying and had a really good time. About 4 am or something, we got really really hungry, so we decided to go to an Asian restaurant. It was the only one open at that time.
There, you were able to choose your animal you want to eat, and it gets immediately killed and cooked.
The restaurant advertises with "Fresh food".

I ordered chicken. And I ate it.
I feel so terrible. I'm vegetarian by conviction and I can't believe I've done that....


#vegetarian   #chicken   #food   #restaurant   #asian   #confession   #alcohol   #drunk  


The last few months were really hard for me. I lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and some of my friends turned their backs on me because they think I'm a total loser.
Some days ago I got totally wasted and emptied my whole stock of alcohol. As you may guess, I threw up. Not just once but several times. The entire apartment stank like hell.
The lady who rented the apartment to me sent me a written warning. She thought I had a party and several people puked.


#alcohol   #apartment   #warning   #confession  


My little brother (19, I'm 22) smokes a lot of pot and afterwards he thinks he is still able to drive a car. I don't know where he's driving but mostly he is high as f*ck. A few days ago, I found out that he also drives after he had drunk alcohol and that was enough. I anonymously called the police to arrest him.
About 10 minutes later, it knocked on the door and the cops got my brother, he is now in a drunk tank until he's sober.
I will never ever tell him that I called the cops....


#cops   #pot   #smoke   #alcohol   #drive   #brother  


I'm playing computer, playstation and xbox all day long, get drunk every evening. I even called off college. I don't know what to do with my life, I'm just fiddling away.


#computer   #xbox   #alcohol   #college  


I got my little brother drunk. He's 16 years old and had some friends over, they had some beer with them and some tequila but none of them drank very much. When they left, I showed my brother what he could to with all the leftovers. I mixed him a very special cocktail, containing 4 cans of beer, half a glas of tequila and some vodka.

He drank all of it, we had some fun but then I sent him to bed.
The next morning the whole living room was covered in vomit. My brother had to clean up the mess; my luck was that he don't remember anything, so I denied giving him that much alcohol.


#alcohol   #vodka   #cocktail   #drunk   #vomit   #funny   #brother   #confess  


I did something horrible. There's this website and there you are able to fake text-messages and stuff, so like pretending to be someone else.

I sent nasty messages to my ex boyfriend. He cheated on me with another girl several months ago and since then, those two are inseperable, they love each other so much, I could throw up...
So back to the story, I wrote him some sms, pretending to be his girlfriend. He now thinks she broke up with him and no one has heard of him since (this happened 2 days ago).
He had some problems with alcohol and drugs before and I now fear that he's drinking and smoking again.

I confess I am a jealous bitch.


#horrible   #jealous   #bitch   #alcohol   #drugs   #text   #sms   #fake  


Yesterday, I was VERY drunk and when I am drunk I get the strangest ideas. So yesterday, I left a big sausage in my neighbour's sand box, I pooped in the sand box.
Oh, I hope her terrible spoilt brat of a son will play in the sand box tomorrow. :-)


#evil   #sandbos   #drunk   #alcohol   #poop   #confess  


My (still) wife and I are about the be divorced. We separated a year ago and are living in different apartments and stuff. It's not long until we are finally officially divorced.
3 weeks ago, I went out with a buddy of mine. We went to a bar for some drinks. I met (almost ex) my sister in law there. She is a beautiful, young and confident woman. We started talking, danced, drank some beers and eventually ended up at my place.
I am not sure if what we did is right. We are dating now. On the one hand, it is ok because me and my wife are not together anymore and about to be divorced. On the other hand, she is my sister in law, so that's a big no no....


#sil   #sisterinlaw   #wife   #divorce   #divorced   #sex   #relationship   #dating   #bar   #drinking   #alcohol  


Instead of eating food for breakfast, I ate gin and tequila and now I'm at a children's museum and I carefully sharted. Don't be a parent.


#parenting   #alcoholism  


My aunt is an alcoholic. She can't get anything right only if she's drunk.When she passed out from drinkin to much, I take her wallet and her credit card and buy me stuff.I confess that I am a stealing and lying nephew.


#nephew   #aunt   #stealing   #drunk   #alcohol   #creditcard  


I do not want to get into much detail. I really need to be careful because I think that some people might recognize my confession if they stumble upon it. So, to keep things short... I stole my best friend's car and sold it for meth. I stole my mother's wedding ring to get more drugs.I used my little brother to steal things from a store so I could sell it.Those are just some of the things I did to get high. I am now 5 days clean and sober and I regret terrible what I've done. I am going through hell right now and I deserve it. 


#addiction   #addict   #drugs   #meth   #alcohol   #stealing   #confession   #hell   #torture  


I was caught by the police while I was dancing around a bonfire naked at night in the woods.
According to the protocol I asked them to dance with me because I would take the queen's child the next day.
After that I changed my antidepressants. Thank god the police gave me back all of the photos they took and I now live in another city.

You can trust me: Don't mix meds with alcohol!


#rumpelstilzchen   #police   #bonfire   #dancing   #naked   #antidepressants   #meds   #alcohol  


I am a misanthropist. I confess that my best friend is called Jack Daniels. I hate to shower, but I do not care.
PS: God is dead.


#misanthropist   #confess   #alcohol   #alcoholic  


My alcoholic mother began tying me up and masturbating me (she called it wanking) at age ten. It felt so good, I would and did, do anything for a repeat performance. So she took me to bed with her, secured in a home-made strait-jacket, made out of an old parka of hers, and taught me to please her in all the different ways she wanted, while locked up in the parka, She substituted a fine chain for the hood drawcord, and could lock me up this way, tightly hooded, with my arms free, to hold her and caress her, as required. Or with the arms tied like a regular strait-jacket, while she wanked me to the point of near insanity, giggling and sniggering like a crazy person as she went on and on, and never let me come! These fun activities lasted about eight years, while she 'home-schooled' me, 24/7. When she died, I was devastated, and have spent the years since then looking for an acceptable substitute for her, among the community of older women. When I find the right one, we will be married, or maybe she will adopt me, whatever works best and gives her the most power and control over me.. I have several possibilities at present, and whoever is most comfortable with taking total control of me, physically, mentally, financially, you name it, will be the winner, and I will once again become the ultimate and totally fulfilled "loser"!


#alcoholic   #mother   #maturbating  



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