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My dad's birthday is in 2 days and I haven't told him that I won't be there. I go on vacation on that day.
The problem is that my family love to celebrate birthdays. So it's kind of a big deal if I'm not there.
But I don't care. I wanna party and meet some new boys.
I visited my mom last year for her birthday. I moved out a few years ago and our contact wasn't that good for quite a long time and to this time last year we wanted to become closer again.
It was a really nice day, we get along very well.. but then her new boyfriend stopped by. He was totally wasted, didn't know that her birthday was on that day or who I was.
He shouted at her for not making dinner and drove off, not without flipping the bird.
I was just so pissed off! I couldn't and I still can't believe how rude this guy was.
My mom told me earlier he's working in a music store. So, when I drove home I looked in.
Well, I don't have to tell you that this bastard is a real pussy, I just threatend him a little bit like 'Yeah man whats your problem??? Leave my mom alone' and stuff and he showed me the white feather.
That idiot haven't got in touch with my mom since then and she doesn't know anything about this incident.
It's for the best I guess
I got my bf a headset for his birthday when he broke his phone because I wanted to talk to him, you know I’m attached and shit, but now I completely regret it because he spends ALLL OF HIS TIME TALKING TO HIS FRIENDS AND IGNORING ME, like it actually makes me depressed.
It's my best friend's birthday today. And since we are little (she's 30 as of today), we used to wish each other happy birthday at exactly 12pm midnight. If we couldn't be with each other we skyped, talked on the phone or texted.
This year, I totally forgot. I talked to her on the phone yesterday, we also talked about her birthday and I still couldn't remember it!!!
I don't know if she's sad or something. I texted her as soon as I realized and she replied normally.
Uff, what a faux pas!!
At the birthday party of my little sister (it was her 7th birthday) I put vodka into the bowle so the kids get funnier.
My girlfriend's birthday was yesterday and I totally forgot it.
I didn't wish her a happy birthday, I didn't give her a present. I did nothing. At night, I went out with my homies for some beer and she was alone at home.
My boyfriend of 8 months had his birthday last Friday. Im addicted to sex and I've been cheating on my boyfriend from week 3.... before his birthday dinner I was at a friend's house getting fucked. I only left because I was running late to the dinner. When I showed up I said it was work and traffic that made me late. I kissed my boyfriend and had a birthday dinner while another man's cum leaked into and stained my panties pretty badly. We also had sex later that night
I have made some cookies for the birthday of a friend. But my dad and I ate them all.
So now, she only gets a birthday card because I'm too lazy to make some new cookies.
My birthday was two days ago and no one remembered
I am just so sad
Why am I such a loser
it is the birthday of a female colleague today. she is only 21, has a kid and single. Im married and have a kid too. we have always been very closed, up to the point where at some point other people were thinking we were having an affair. i bet she knows that i have a little crush on me and so does she. i gave her some sexy lingerie as a present and later, she went to the toilet to take a pic of them on her and send me. i was so aroused and i told her she was very sexy in it. she asked if i was having a boner and i told her yes. she told me to go to the mans toilet and to message. which i did.
we were pretty shy at first but we ended up sexting in the toilets. we came hard. it was so hot. now everytime i see her in the office, we have a little smile. maybe one day it will be the real thing for me and her. she is a hottie.
I hate christmas and every other holiday or birthdays and stuff. I could throw up when one of those days come. I get so angry that I have to calm myself down by playing counter strike.
For his birthday, I gave my boyfriend a poem I wrote two years ago. This poem wass supposed to be for my ex boyfriend.
My girlfriend went to the hairdresser's and got this awful hairstyle like really short. They are at shoulder length now and she had those beautiful long long hair before that and I liked to pull them while we had sex. Now I cant do that anymore.
And she looks so different and I am not so sure that I find her attractive right now. We are invited to a birthday party tonight and I really do not want to bring her. Is that rude? It's the first time that she's meeting some of my friends and I wanted her to make a good first impression. Maybe I am overreacting but I dont know what to do. She cut it and what's done is done. But I guess I have to get drunk tonight to get through it...
I gave my anorexic girlfriend a bathroom scale for her birthday.
Back in kindergarten there was this one kid I couldn't stand. His birthday was on the same day as mine so we always had to share our kindergarten birthday party. That annoyed me so much that I once pushed him off the swing. The swing was obviously still moving and hit him hard in the face. It broke his jaw.
When I now think about it I feel very sorry for all the pain I put him through just because his birthday was on the same day as mine.
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