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I confess to being lazy. I try and do as little work as possible. I often don't do homework assignments until the last minute. As I type this, I have readings I am supposed to be have done. I have not done them because I can't bring myself to do the work. Sometimes, I get lower grades than I should because I was lazy and didn't work as hard as I should have. One time, I put off an assignment for months after it was due.
I nap often because I am so lazy that sleep is a better option than actually doing school work.
I am guilty. I am a sinner. I will seek out ways to discipline myself, and do penance.
Selfish. I once worked with a lady who was totally absorbed with herself. She described how her mom would leave her alone to party. How her grandma did the same to the mom
I’d listen. I warned her she was doing the same to her son. She’d talk about what he did, but she had someone who’d pick up after him. He was perfectly normal but he’d stay in the bathroom for over an hour playing (while 17). He’d leave the floor wet after a shower. He’d just put left over food in the floor & wherever.
He’d just throw trash on the floor. Leave dirty clothes everywhere. The mom was much the same. Someone picked up after them. I’d warn her the boy was a man. At 15 I was working. But she’d say he’s a child and no one’s going to make him do anything. I wonder how that turned out.
My constant, sloth like state disgusts me. im a 17 year old male living in england currently and i hate myself. i hate my life. im constantly in a state of boredom, but im too lazy to do anything, im not at college because i cant be bothered having to try to achieve something, i was recently in a relationship with a girl who i thought i loved, but she wanted me to go out every day and i dont want to do that, im too lazy. i do not have a job, because i quite frankly cannot be arsed to go out and look. i dont know how to approach and talk to people in real life situations i spend most of my time playing games like league of legends to try and take my mind off of reality. i do nothing all day but eat, sleep and masterbate. sometimes i wish my family hated me, so i had a reason to feel so shit. i wish something traumatic happened to me as a child, i wish my parents abused me i wish a neighbor raped me or something to make me hate life, but no, my childhood was normal, i used to be normal. but now i cant stop this cycle of nothingness. i dont want to live, but i dont want to die. i dont want to die, i wish i had never been born in the first place. at least if i died and my family hated me then they would be happy i was gone, but they love me, and that makes existence so much harder. idk what im trying to say, i just wanted to vent. basically, im depressed, suicidal, and i dont have a reason for it which angers me to no end. im a disgusting waste of skin, im a waste of resources. im a disgusting human being. this life that was given to me by the lord, or whatever created us is being wasted. im a waste, why do i exist.
i am so so sorry for existing.
I sit in front of the computer for 6 hours now, I have no friends, I haven't showered in a week, I've got an exam tomorrow morning and I haven't done anything for it.
Slowly but surely I think something is terribly wrong.....
I have made some cookies for the birthday of a friend. But my dad and I ate them all.
So now, she only gets a birthday card because I'm too lazy to make some new cookies.
I just wanted to take a short break and read some of the confessions here.
Now almost an hour has passed and I still haven't got back to work.
Damn it!
#confessions #work #lazy
It's 1.51 in the morning and I haven't done anything for my exams tomorrow morning.
Sorry, but I don't think that I'll pass them........
My girlfriend stole test we had to write in maths out of the staff room. We both had a F because we where just too lazy to even look at the answers.
I told one of my colleague that our boss spys on us via spy software and that he could see everything we do on our computers. It's not true but I just wanted her not to be that lazy. She's chatting with her friends all day long and I have to do the whole work.
I work in a 24 hours shop mostly nightshift.
My boss is a complete retard. He thinks he's the coolest guy on earth and everyone else is a loser and he doesn't realize that he's the jerk. Altough it would be his duty to count the money and bring the earnings to the bank, he doesn't do it. He always instructs me to do that. But that's not my job!
He's such a lazy ass. And because I don't like him and because he thinks he can do what he wants I take cigarettes and booze each time before I leave the store. He won't notice it because I have to keep track of all books.
#shop #nightshift #boss #idiot #jerk #lazy #cigarettes #booze #theft #confession #hate #sin
For days now, I sit in front of my notebook because I am too lazy to do something else. I even slept in front of my computer the other night, only because I didn't want to walk to my desk the next day.
I am too lazy to bring down my trash, so I throw it down the balcony.
#lazy #trash #confession #balcony
So for a while now I have been pissing my panties over a toilet,the feeling of it spreading through the fabric makes my clit pulse just thinking about it. Thus morning i was cooking in the kitchen and needed to pee. I didnt want to go to the toilet and so tried to hold it. When I bent down to get something, i started to pee and fart all over the floor through my pyjama pants and panties. It felt so good as it spread all down my legs and around my feet. I cleaned up the floor and carried on with with my cooking and needed to go again, i spread my legs and pissed everywhere again. While cooking I drank lots if water and continued to piss every few minutes all over myself and the floor. It turned me on so much. Ive showered now but I need to piss again, sitting on the leather sofa at my bestfriends hiuse seems the best place to go. Who'd have thought being so lazy would be such a turn on
#piss #kitchen #lazy #confession
I almost never brush my teeth. I can go over a month without doing so and not even notice. I'm trying to get back into the act of brushing my teeth as my teeth look kinda yellow and I'm sure I have multiple cavities but I keep forgetting.
For work, I always have a lot of research to do. And this means that I often have to work at home (later, at night for example).
But I'm just too lazy. So I got my son to do it. He gets 10 bucks each time he "helps" me.
I can get to bed earlier and he gets some extra money. He's always a bit tired though and his grades in school aren't that good as in the beginning of the year but I guess that's not too bad.
#lazy #confession #work #son #secret #anonymously #research #night #tired
Yep here I am, sitting at my desk, supposed to work but I don't. I spend the last hour reading through the comments. I'm almost done. The next thing I do is looking for another website to waste my working hours.
What I do in my free time:
- watch porn
- eat dorritos
- spotify in shuffle mode
- MJs
- shisha
- go to bed at 1 am, wake up at 6
- south park
- reddit
Rinse and repeat. Hell yes
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