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For days now, I sit in front of my notebook because I am too lazy to do something else. I even slept in front of my computer the other night, only because I didn't want to walk to my desk the next day.
Because it's spring break and therefore I don't have to go to school, I made plans to stay at home the whole time and be as lazy as possible. Next to my bed I positioned my laptop, my remote control, 20 gallons of Seven Up, my game boy and my play station 3 controller. I told my parents I am on vacation.
The only time I stand up is to go to the toilet, maybe to take a shower and to open the door for the delivery guy.
It's the best time of my life but I am a bit ashamed that I lied to everyone to be alone.
I have never cooked for myself in my entire life because I never needed to. I grew up in a rich family with servants and maids, they did everything for me.
I am now 40 years old and I will probably never take care of myself because I don't need to.
I confess I am lazy and love my lazy lifestyle.
My constant, sloth like state disgusts me. im a 17 year old male living in england currently and i hate myself. i hate my life. im constantly in a state of boredom, but im too lazy to do anything, im not at college because i cant be bothered having to try to achieve something, i was recently in a relationship with a girl who i thought i loved, but she wanted me to go out every day and i dont want to do that, im too lazy. i do not have a job, because i quite frankly cannot be arsed to go out and look. i dont know how to approach and talk to people in real life situations i spend most of my time playing games like league of legends to try and take my mind off of reality. i do nothing all day but eat, sleep and masterbate. sometimes i wish my family hated me, so i had a reason to feel so shit. i wish something traumatic happened to me as a child, i wish my parents abused me i wish a neighbor raped me or something to make me hate life, but no, my childhood was normal, i used to be normal. but now i cant stop this cycle of nothingness. i dont want to live, but i dont want to die. i dont want to die, i wish i had never been born in the first place. at least if i died and my family hated me then they would be happy i was gone, but they love me, and that makes existence so much harder. idk what im trying to say, i just wanted to vent. basically, im depressed, suicidal, and i dont have a reason for it which angers me to no end. im a disgusting waste of skin, im a waste of resources. im a disgusting human being. this life that was given to me by the lord, or whatever created us is being wasted. im a waste, why do i exist.
i am so so sorry for existing.
I confess to being lazy. I try and do as little work as possible. I often don't do homework assignments until the last minute. As I type this, I have readings I am supposed to be have done. I have not done them because I can't bring myself to do the work. Sometimes, I get lower grades than I should because I was lazy and didn't work as hard as I should have. One time, I put off an assignment for months after it was due.
I nap often because I am so lazy that sleep is a better option than actually doing school work.
I am guilty. I am a sinner. I will seek out ways to discipline myself, and do penance.
My girlfriend stole test we had to write in maths out of the staff room. We both had a F because we where just too lazy to even look at the answers.
I confess that I should be in the dancing school right now. But instead, I'm sitting here, reading confessions.
I missed the last 3 lessons just because I'm too lazy.
#lazy #read #confessions #lesson #missed
I am too lazy to bring down my trash, so I throw it down the balcony.
#lazy #trash #confession #balcony
The last two weeks, I stole more office supplies and was more time on the internet than I worked.
Yep here I am, sitting at my desk, supposed to work but I don't. I spend the last hour reading through the comments. I'm almost done. The next thing I do is looking for another website to waste my working hours.
I almost never brush my teeth. I can go over a month without doing so and not even notice. I'm trying to get back into the act of brushing my teeth as my teeth look kinda yellow and I'm sure I have multiple cavities but I keep forgetting.
I told my teacher my mom has cancer so she would let me eat and sleep in class. My teacher said I should do what I thought was best for me.
My mother is perfectly fine, I just played Xbox the whole night and hadn't got time to sleep or eat.
#lie #mother #cancer #teacher #school #lazy #xbox #sleep #eat #confession
A small view on my work I did last week:
-> on the internet for private purpose: 75 %
-> show non-existing interest in other people: 3 %
-> drink coffee: 15 %
-> inform my boss on non-existing process: 1 %
-> chat with colleagues via Whats App: 5 %
-> do my actual work: 1%
I sit in front of the computer for 6 hours now, I have no friends, I haven't showered in a week, I've got an exam tomorrow morning and I haven't done anything for it.
Slowly but surely I think something is terribly wrong.....
I have made some cookies for the birthday of a friend. But my dad and I ate them all.
So now, she only gets a birthday card because I'm too lazy to make some new cookies.
I confess that the same is happening to me like to everyone else... I don't to work!
So for a while now I have been pissing my panties over a toilet,the feeling of it spreading through the fabric makes my clit pulse just thinking about it. Thus morning i was cooking in the kitchen and needed to pee. I didnt want to go to the toilet and so tried to hold it. When I bent down to get something, i started to pee and fart all over the floor through my pyjama pants and panties. It felt so good as it spread all down my legs and around my feet. I cleaned up the floor and carried on with with my cooking and needed to go again, i spread my legs and pissed everywhere again. While cooking I drank lots if water and continued to piss every few minutes all over myself and the floor. It turned me on so much. Ive showered now but I need to piss again, sitting on the leather sofa at my bestfriends hiuse seems the best place to go. Who'd have thought being so lazy would be such a turn on
#piss #kitchen #lazy #confession
Because my mother called me "a lazy bastard", I peed on her bed and dropped her phone in the toilet. She is phoning all day long and if she isn't on the phone, she's in her bed, watching TV. And then she says to me I am lazy?!
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