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I am just so damn fucking lazy. There's something I should have done weeks ago, but I just started the process for it today. I lied about it to everyone I know and they think I got my shit together now... More or less.
I need to get my head out of my ass and start doing shit.
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My girlfriend stole test we had to write in maths out of the staff room. We both had a F because we where just too lazy to even look at the answers.
What I do in my free time:
- watch porn
- eat dorritos
- spotify in shuffle mode
- MJs
- shisha
- go to bed at 1 am, wake up at 6
- south park
- reddit
Rinse and repeat. Hell yes
I have become a hoarder. I go on eBay late at night when everyone is asleep and I buy luxury clothing and shoes that are not even my size. I started working from home so I can accept the packages without my husband knowing. I have boxes on top of boxes and I tell him that they are inventory that I am selling online but I'm not. I haven't sold anything online in over a year or two. I am so sick over my deception and addiction that I just lay in bed all day and make plans on how I am going to rectify the situation. But all I do is wind up unpacking one box and repackaging the items in another. I don't know why I am doing this. I never cared about things like that before but now it's like if I see a Tory Burch bag for $5 with free shipping and I dont buy it I feel like I'm about to take a huge test that I am completely unprepared for, or like I'm about to jump out of a plane. The only thing that stops the anxiety is buying the item. I am out of money and I can't remember the last time I did dishes or made dinner. I just lock myself in my room and obsess over this all day and all night.
I confess to being lazy. I try and do as little work as possible. I often don't do homework assignments until the last minute. As I type this, I have readings I am supposed to be have done. I have not done them because I can't bring myself to do the work. Sometimes, I get lower grades than I should because I was lazy and didn't work as hard as I should have. One time, I put off an assignment for months after it was due.
I nap often because I am so lazy that sleep is a better option than actually doing school work.
I am guilty. I am a sinner. I will seek out ways to discipline myself, and do penance.
I moved into my first own apartment 3 months ago. I have everything I need for a living, a bed, cupboards, a closet, everything. But I haven't unpacked my stuff yet because I am just too lazy. Not even my clothes, they are still in my boxes. My mother is really annoyed but what should I say? I like it this way. ;-)
My step daughter is a lazy cunt but a hot one she is so fucking sexy. I have a hard on all the time around her she has huge tits and a nice ass. I want to do things to her that she would never let me do. so I jack off in her food/lotion/shampoo. so I know she is eating my cum and wearing it.
I am lazy. It's not somthing I can control I just am.
I don't have a bunch of energy like every one else seem's to have. I sit and play on my laptop every day and somtimes I will watch TV while I'm on my laptop. I do get up and clean I just don't do it right a way.
A small view on my work I did last week:
-> on the internet for private purpose: 75 %
-> show non-existing interest in other people: 3 %
-> drink coffee: 15 %
-> inform my boss on non-existing process: 1 %
-> chat with colleagues via Whats App: 5 %
-> do my actual work: 1%
Because it's spring break and therefore I don't have to go to school, I made plans to stay at home the whole time and be as lazy as possible. Next to my bed I positioned my laptop, my remote control, 20 gallons of Seven Up, my game boy and my play station 3 controller. I told my parents I am on vacation.
The only time I stand up is to go to the toilet, maybe to take a shower and to open the door for the delivery guy.
It's the best time of my life but I am a bit ashamed that I lied to everyone to be alone.
Once a day I google myself just to see how popular I am. The first 20 entries are even about me. Not bad for a blighter like me huh?
Yep here I am, sitting at my desk, supposed to work but I don't. I spend the last hour reading through the comments. I'm almost done. The next thing I do is looking for another website to waste my working hours.
I told one of my colleague that our boss spys on us via spy software and that he could see everything we do on our computers. It's not true but I just wanted her not to be that lazy. She's chatting with her friends all day long and I have to do the whole work.
Because my mother called me "a lazy bastard", I peed on her bed and dropped her phone in the toilet. She is phoning all day long and if she isn't on the phone, she's in her bed, watching TV. And then she says to me I am lazy?!
Because I'm really lazy I made myself a handicapped ID. Now, I can park on disabled parking spots.
I have made some cookies for the birthday of a friend. But my dad and I ate them all.
So now, she only gets a birthday card because I'm too lazy to make some new cookies.
I sit in front of the computer for 6 hours now, I have no friends, I haven't showered in a week, I've got an exam tomorrow morning and I haven't done anything for it.
Slowly but surely I think something is terribly wrong.....
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