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Sometimes I lie about being depressed. My friends are so oblivious. I just want to be appreciated and get some attention. But I'll never take it to the extreme. Age: 13 y/o
My mother has been diagnosed with alzheimer and her illnes gets worse and worse each day.
I am afraid of calling her. I always tell my brother that I called her. She would forget it anyway.
I am a bad daughter.
Back in middle school there were those two guys who we always bullied.
We locked them in the rest room, took their clothes and made them cry.
It was hilarious back then. But today, I have a really guilty conscience.
Sorry, guys!
I've told all of my friends and my family that I have a girlfriend. But I have not.
I told them because they are always nagging and asking me how I feel about being single. It was annoying and it also hurt my feelings because I guess I don't have a lot of self-esteem.
Now, to my problem: I told them I have a girlfriend and now they wanna meet her. I keep telling lies and making excuses but I guess I can't do that for much longer....
#lie #girlfriend #problem #feeling #family
As a Christian, I lied to my psychologist.
I told him that my girlfriend killed herself when I was 16 even though I found out in the last year that she actually was still alive.
I just didn't know how else to explain the train wreck of my life.
So now I feel like I need to come clean somehow.
But after I told him he confided in me that he lost a young patient one time earlier in his career and that he struggled for a long time wondering what he could have done to save him.
I feel like I have to level with him, but I feel absolutely wretched that I lied to him and he confided in me like that.
#lies
I started cutting hair when I was 18yrs old. My boss' client at the time had a one year old and he was my first client. I have cut his hair for 32 years now. I've watched him grow up and his family has given me a lot of business and even helped me buy the salon from my boss when she was ready to retire. He could call me the day of and get an appointment. I just care for him that much. Yesterday he did just that. I didn't have any openings but told him he could come in at 7pm and I'd stay late for him. I stayed until 11. I cut his hair for 30 minutes and he used me like a sex doll for the rest of the time. He confessed that he and his wife were breaking up while I was cutting his hair. She had already moved some things back to her parents' house. I don't know what came over me but when I finished his cut, I just kissed him. We had the best sex I've had in 20 years. I'm so hopeful he texts or calls today to thank me because I'm off today and ready to repeat it.
Skinwalker Ranch. These scientists are in for a surprise. I also saw a Tic Tac. I’m also smart. Decided I’d study it. Try to climb in.
See they think it’s OK. They will visit the ranch. Then go home. Uh huh.
I laugh my butt off. They may have light bending armor. Walk thru walls. Oh just wait. They have a lot more stuff. Can do a lot more stuff.
These scientists may find out these beings can become fascinated. Leave that ranch. Follow you around. Mess with you.
Portals? Ha. It’s wilder than that.
These scientists are so curious. Uh huh. Let’s see how they act if the beings decide to start chatting with them. Take them to another dimension. You don’t want the answers.
It’s like watching high IQ idiots fall down the same rabbit hole I did. Well at least I can watch some other morons as foolish as me.
Get ready for paranoia and weird stuff. It never ends if they find you interesting.
I can’t wait to see the next episode. Let’s see if one of them at some point decides they want to fight one. Oh I tried that. That doesn’t work. Like fighting an invisible super hero. Oh I want to see that episode. See if they do better than I did. Just don’t get caught alone.
#skinwalker #ranch #tic #tac #alien
I lied to my boyfriend that I was pregnant so that he wouldn't leave me. And now, after 2 years, I still don't have the guts to confess it to him and I feel guilty as fuck.
I have an IUD, but lately I've gotten into the habit of telling guys I'm not on birth control just for the fun of it. It started as a way to get them to complain less about condoms. Then one time I let a guy take the condom off. I made him think I could easily get pregnant and he said he would pull out but he didn't. When he told me he was coming in me, naturally I didn't bother to resist because I knew I was protected so I let him finish with a smile. I may have even opened my legs a little wider for him. When he got all nervous, I promised him that if I got pregnant I'd have his baby and give it up for adoption and he'd never have to worry bout it. He got sooo hard, sooo quick after I said that. It was the first time I ever had a guy fuck me twice in a row. Literally less than 5 minutes between. The effect it had on him made me excited. It felt good to have such a crazy effect on a guy.
So the next time I was about to have an anonymous hookup I let the guy think I could get pregnant and I let him go bareback. I kept enticing him... I kept asking him if it would feel better if he didn't have to pull out, if he was going to be a naughty boy and shoot inside me, I told him how much I wished I could feel him come in me, that it was too bad he had to pull out and I said all those things with an inviting smile. It worked. He couldn't resist. It was so much fun to see the look on his face. I seriously think guys come harder when they think they're going to knock me up. Except I don't think this guy believed me when I told him that I would never come asking for child support because he asked me to leave real fast.
The last time I had a hookup neither of us mentioned a condom or birth control at first. Once we got really into it I told him as cute as I could, "I'm not on birth control but I won't mind if you want to try and get me pregnant. I promise never to bother you with the responsibility unless you want it. I believe it's a woman's duty to pleasure a man and accept whatever consequences come of it." He didn't believe me and I scared him but after I reassured him he was really excited and into it. He told me it was the most intense sex of his life and he's been calling me to hookup again. I haven't yet. Tbh I don't really believe in those things I told him and I don't think it will be the same the second time with the same guy.
I have two concerns. Is it wrong to lie to strangers about being fertile when I am perfectly safe with an IUD? I feel a little guilty about the last guy because he's so excited by it but at same time it's really fun and makes me happy to give guys such a rare sort of pleasure and excitement. More importantly I don't usually have unprotected sex. I've only been with 6 guys no condom, 3 in the last 3 months. I get nervous about STI's. So far I'm still clean and I'm afraid it's going to take me getting something before I learn. This new kink isn't helping. It's really fun and I want to keep doing it with new guys.
I use these online dating portals the other way around. The fattest and ugliest women get the highest or best rank. That's poetic justice!
I have been married for 12 years now, I have cheated on my husband several times while out of town on business.
From about age 2 I had very advanced ideas about space. Ideas that science is just now catching up to. Most that no one else has even come up with yet.
I would tell people I was sent here to help. That I wasn’t from here. I was just in this body.
No one would listen. So I shut up. I feel like a very advanced being living among people who want to hurt each other and me.
Does everyone secretly feel that way?
I grew tired of trying to interact. I’m just waiting to die.
Has this happened to anyone else?
Weird people my whole life have walked up and told me I glow. My eyes glow. That I’m a star child. Crazy stuff. I’ve started looking into it. I don’t believe it. I just wander why so many people see something in me I don’t see.
People around me are convinced I have done impossible things. Again. They didn’t seem impossible to me. I think people want to believe in stuff.
I don’t see it that way. I feel like a freak and failure. I just want to stick around till my very normal kids who aren’t like me get older. Then I want to go back home. I don’t like it here. People are too mean.
It’s a pandemic. I’m poor and sick. One of my kids is very sick. Now the government chooses this moment tontell me aliens are real.
Mother truckers. I saw a dang Tic Tac. They claimed there were no UFOs. So I assumed it was a secret craft. So are they now lying just to fake us out again? Is it really just a secret craft or not?
Sorry. But I’d like to know if I really talked to dang aliens. Because if I did I should have wrote a book about it before I had aneurisms.
So did I dream that stuff like I convinced myself I did. Or did greys walk thru my walls & talk to me?
Why were they so fascinated with me if they are real?
Am I really from somewhere else? Will I really go back there when this body dies?
It’s all so weird. See I remember an entire life. Choosing to come here to try to help humans. Being hurt. Getting very frustrated and annoyed. For over 20 yrs I’ve just been on auto pilot. I gave up on this world. Humans are just too violent and mean. I’m just trying to raise good kids to make this world a little better. Then I’m going back home.
I’ve always wondered do we all secretly feel that way. Do all of you remember a life in another world too? Do you remember wanting to go back there when you were one and two years old like I did? Do you also understand space and other dimensions? Do you also feel like your trapped in a world you wish you hadn’t came to?
See. I could never figure it out. If I’m crazy how did I know about advanced science and the Bible at age two? How did I know about things in science they are just now preposing?
I need to go back to sleep. I wish the government would quit releasing all this UFO stuff. They told us they are fake. Made me think I just saw a secret craft instead of an alien one. Made me think I must have just dreamed that whole crazy aliens talking to me stuff.
Now during a pandemic they say guess what. Here’s some videos. We don’t know what the heck this is. What? Your supposed to know. You said it was fake.
So which is it? Did dang aliens want to talk to me. Or did I have weird dreams. Did I really touch a UFO. Or did I really touch one of your secret drones?
I’ll tell you this. I wish I’d never went outside. Never touched that thing.
You know I moved back there. One of those same adults from back then still lived there. They were all scared crapless back then. Only I was brace enough to study it and look inside.
That lady would walk around saying UFOs were real. So I told her I remember you. I was the kid that looked inside. She remembered me. She got so scared. She claimed they took her. She screamed and ran from me. Every time she saw me she’d run inside and lock the door.
If they are real why did they take her but only talk to me?
If they are real don’t be overly impressed by them. They are just beings with advanced toys. They don’t have all the answers either.
I do have the answers. But no one would listen to me.
You know this whole stuff was better when I thought it was just a secret UFO craft. Just weird dreams. And I was just a very smart kid with a wild imagination.
They just had to release those videos.
I sure am glad my kids are just kids. I tested them. They don’t know what I’m talking about either.
I’ll say this. If I’m right, all of you need to start being nicer, stop hurting the most innocent among you. You may think if you don’t get caught you get away with it. Everything is seen and remembered.
These special needs people can make it back a lot easier than you. They are more innocent. When you hurt them you are really hurting yourself. You will answer for it.
Don’t listen to preachers who spread hate. God doesn’t hate gay people. That preacher does. He spreads hate because deep inside he wonders if he’s gay. He can’t accept that he may be. So he hates those who admit they are.
If a preacher condemns others he’s really condemning himself. Only Jesus gets to judge.
These wicked people push sweet children to suicide with their own bull crap. Don’t listen to them. I’m not gay. But if you are, God made you that way.
I’m going back to sleep. I wish they’d quit sneaking all these UFO stories into the news.
Now i just messed with the media. Told them they should be ashamed for inciting riots in a pandemic. Of course they should; but they just want to sell ads. Talking reason to the media is like pulling your own teeth. Useless.
But i gave it a shot. Told some lies. Tried to get them to think about all the deaths they are causing to sell ads. But we all know they don't care.
#riots #lie #confession
I haven't been working for 2 weeks now because I am on sick leave.
Actually I just want to watch the world cup, I haven't missed a game since it started. My boss thinks I am seriously ill. That was worth it!
#lie #sick #leave #ill #world #cup #game #soccer #confession
I (m/36) am a cab driver in a very big city. I always pretend that I could only speak Turkish (I'm a Turkish man) so my passengers won't bother me with stupid questions all the time.
#city #driver #cab #turkish #lie #passengers #confession
I'm a 35 yo man and I lover bait straight married dad and straight guys especially ones I personally know and make them think I'm a young almost legal teen girl who need too be used and get them too send me videos of then strong and talking dirty to me about how they wanna fuck me behind their wives/girlfriends backs and abuse me in ways they only fantasize about but would never be able too tell anyone they know what turns them on because of how sick it can be. But I getting it out of them and get them to send me nudes and videos of then stroking for me and telling me how much they want me instead of their wives and they never find out that I'm really someone they know and have no idea I jerk off to house dirty and perverse they really are in the head it makes me cum hard
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I’m very annoyed. My family now all claim to have been abducted by aliens.
I’ve never believed in aliens; big foot, or ghosts. As a kid I lived by base. I saw what’s now called a Tic Tac. I thought it was secret USA craft. Next I had vivid dreams with alien greys. Thing is no one ever heard of them back then that I know of. We certainly had not.
Well Pentagon confirm the Navy Tic Tac video. I touched & studied one hovering by our home. I’ve always mocked weird stuff. Well now I wonder. Since I’m now listening I’m hearing endless stories from my family. My grandpa; engineer vet; thought he was abducted; dad design early satellites thought he was abducted. As did his siblings; my cousins; my sister.
We are a high IQ military Christian family. Most are. O nonsense people. Yet we have all this. Cousin claims shot at alien trying to get him as teen. I had weird vivid dreams where I thought aliens tried to abduct me & I fought with them & escaped.
Weird people have walked up & told me I’m a star child; that they see me glowing; that my eyes glow. My family just set & talked about how they believed I used to see in future. They’d say I’d tell them something would happen & then it did. Such as I predicted a wreck. Described it. Made someone get out of car. Then the wreck happened. That is true. I’m sure all can be explained by science. But they said ok; so your saying you never made blankets glow & stuff. Well. I’ll admit that if there was a storm near us I could shock people. Some blankets did have weird electrical flow on them in dark if I was in room. But there must be a scientific explanation. The only thing I will concede is I saw a flying craft that could do amazing things. And fly at least 4,000 mph in 70’s.
My dad told my sister we were part alien or something. That we are here to teach. That people like us are furthering humans if they will listen.
Here’s the weirdest thing. I’ve almost died twice. I thought I went to Heaven & talked to Jesus. He told me secrets. Now that I’m finally talking about this stuff some of them claimed the same. Such as my dad. They went to Heaven. Were told secrets. Came back. WTF?
But they listed about 100 times when I told people things before they happened such as the Shuttle Explosion. I said it would blow up if they didn’t cancel the launch. I predicted 9/11 about a yr in advance. And how it would happen. That’s true. But I’m smart. Just good guesses.
I pointed out things don’t happen a lot of times. They said that’s because you change it. You make people stay home; so different stuff. Leave later. Well that’s true. I do that. So if you see future; & keep people from doing something; then it doesn’t happen: did you change it, or are you full of crap?
Aaahhhhggggg. I wish they’d quit talk about this stuff. How can UFOs & aliens be real. How could we really be part alien. They say I couldn’t be abducted because I’m more advanced than rest of my family. So I was able to defeat the aliens. This is bull chit man.
If you get enough people together that believe in stupid crap; they will take anything & turn it into bull chit to support their goofy beliefs. Science can explain all my odd stuff. The UFO was just a USA craft. I sure wish I knew why the Pentagon said those videos were real. Now my family made me admit I saw one; now they are trying to suck me into their group paranoia. I am not going down the rabbit hole with them. I believe in science; not alien greys.
They said what if one shows up in your room now. Well; I got a present waiting. I’m too old for this silliness.
i cheated on my emotionally abusive partner when we were together before. and although he hurt me a lot and scarred me, i shouldn’t have done that. i should have just left, but i was so attached, that finding someone else was what i believed would help me leave him. still, im not proud of what i did at all. we would often break up on and off, and during those off times i would find someone else. then get back to him, and acted like nothing happened. but even once when we were still technically together, i was speaking to guys. in my heart at that point, i already knew we weren’t going to be together for long, but instead of breaking up to see other guys i did it behind his back. i ended up being just as toxic as him. the worst thing is that i didn’t feel that bad in the moment, it felt like i was allowed to, because of the shit he did to me. in my heart i felt like i was already single, because he never truly understood me. but still, i broke one of my values and i never thought i would have. i hope that doesn’t make me a cheater forever. i know in my heart that i wouldn’t do that to someone who truly treasured me. either way, i am sorry. please forgive me.
#lie #cheated #regret #selfishness #hypocrisy
The last two weeks, I stole more office supplies and was more time on the internet than I worked.
After a long and exhausting day at college, I drove home by bus. After 10 minutes or so, an elderly woman with a cane entered the bus and immediately stormed towards me. She started screaming and shouting at me why I didn't leave my seat for her. This harsh tone and this arrogant implicitness without a trace of politness got me furious. I told her that I had a knee joint and that I wasn't able to stand during the bus drive.
She kept shouting at me and said something like we youngsters are too soft and whiny.
I despise such people. It's a shame that we have such people in our society.
#hate #bus #college #whiny #knee #lie #woman #cane #confession
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