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For the first time ever, I hated being honest. Not too long after starting my shift, a female customer came through the line I was bagging for. As I put a plastic container of strawberries that she purchased into a bag, I noticed something moving on a strawberry. It was a ladybug. I informed the customer of the situation and told her that I would get her another package. She was thankful that I caught it in time but now, I wish I kept my mouth shut. Considering how much I hate my job, if I hadn't said anything, she would have noticed the ladybug when she got home and then the fireworks would have gone off. I could just imagine her getting home and seeing an insect on her produce and then filing a lawsuit against the store because of it. People do tend to file lawsuits when they find something in whatever food they purchase which causes the company money. But it will never happen because I had to be honest and mention it. If I had kept my mouth shut and not mentioned the ladybug, I could have watched happily as the store would have lost tons of money all because an insect snuck into some produce.


#honesty   #job   #customer  


Chicks with dicks are so cute. I wish more of them wanted to keep it. Im really good at rubbing mine. I want to share my skill. And try giving a blow job.


#transgender   #blowjob   #handjob  


My boss complimented my short skirt. I choose not to wear underwear that day and imagined he saw my bald pussy. He appeared to have a hardon. With so many thoughts and all that was happening so fast, I asked if I could suck his cock. He replied no. I am left embarresed and my ego is crushed. I have never been turned down before. Now I don't even feel like doing my nightly masturbation. So sad.


#boss   #blowjob   #panties   #skirt   #masturbation   #ego  


5 minutes before my brother had his job interview, I dropped all of my Fahrenheit perfume over him on purpose. After he got out of the interview I innocently asked him how it was going.
He got the job.


#job   #interview   #perfume   #evil   #purpose   #confession  


Like Confession #1445, i, too, have a fetish for long, straight, hair. Our confessions aren't just similar-they are copies.
When I was a young teen, my older sister (8 yrs older) briefly moved back home. When no one was home, I used to crossdress in my Mom's clothes. With my sister home, I started sneaking into her room and started wearing her more modern, stylish clothes. Think late 1960's-mini-skirts, tube tops, hoop earrings, etc.. She was a brunette and had two hairpieces. One was a beautiful, full, chocolate brown, shoulder length, page-boy wig with full bangs. The other was a nice fall, about 18", curled upward ala MTM. During the summer, when school was out, I was allowed to be home alone, sorta like latch key. Sometimes I would take a day home alone and dress up in make up, padded bras, panties, nylons, get into my my sister's clothes and her wig and then masturbate. My favorite was to dress up with the full wig and then jack off with the fall. The feel of the hair on my dick was/is just indescribable both physically and sexually. Intoxicating. And so it is to this day. I.m in my early sixties and still have a long, straight hair fetish. By happy (or perhaps, unhappy) coincidence to my hair fetish, during my life I was married to a certain woman for 25 years. It was dysfunctional the whole time in one way or another and we ultimately had no intercourse during the last ten years until divorce. That was 8 years ago. BUT... in that last 10 year time period, my sexual needs were meet EXCLUSIVELY with hairjobs. Ok, maybe a blow job or two. Anything but intercourse. She was glad to be let off the hook and I was now able to tune into a fetish I'd only dreamed about and so the bargain was struck. It was a match made in heaven (sort of). and lasted for about 8 or 9 years. I could and did get them whenever I wanted. And Sunday mornings were set in stone. Otherwise, I could either jack myself off with my wife accommodating me in various positions to put her hair on me or she would jack me off with her hair while I kicked back. .I am single now and retired and have a few "girls" who service me regularly. I have a small walk-closet with some wig heads positioned. I like to get stoned (I live in a cannabis legal state) and do some dressing up and retire to my fun room. I put on my favorite wig for the day and then jack off with my next favorite hairpiece.


#fetish   #hairjob   #crossdressing   #masturbation   #crossdress  


I am sick of my high-stress job and am afraid to quit.
I fear not to find another well paying job.
This drives me to consider suicide!
I hope the current Corona Virus will push the world into absolute chaos. Then I can be myself!


#stree   #job   #fear   #suicide  


I haven't told anyone about this and I really feel the need to get it out. I was at my local strip bar, taking a piss in the urinal. I had had a few beers so was a little buzzed. I glanced over sideways and saw a black older guy, like maybe 50, taking a piss too. I'm 34 years old. I recognized this guy as someone who just had a lap dance. Apparently he was still somewhat hard because I noticed he still had a what I suspected was a partial boner. This guy was honestly hung like a horse. I couldn't stop looking. I've never ever had a gay experience but this was weird. He caught me looking and just smiled. He then said, it's ok people stare at my cock in the bathroom all the time. I kind of nervously laughed and said I didn't mean to. He again said its ok, it's a big cock. He then invited me into the bathroom stall to jerk off, as he said we were both probably horny. I said it's ok but he said he's not gay either and opened the stall door and motioned me in. He said come inside, so I did. He pulled out his huge dick and started jerking it. He told me to pull out mine but I said I didn't want to. He then put my hand on his cock. I froze and couldn't pull it away. The bathroom stall was disgusting and I wanted to leave. I thought we'd get caught too. I kept my hand on his cock and then he started moving it for me and I started jerking his cock. I started getting really turned on, probably because of the beer. He then put his hand on my shoulder and pushed me slowly to my knees. He then put his hand on my head and guided his cock into my mouth with the other hand. Well it didn't take long for him to cum and he had a very heavy load. It surprised me at first and after a couple of shots in my mouth I pulled his cock out but he kept cumming on my face and clothes. After he was done, he put his cock back in his pants, apologized for cumming in my mouth, he said it was an accident. He then left the club.
I don't know how to feel about this but I needed to tell someone, which is why I came on here. I feel used and gross and I'm not gay but I felt excited for that moment.
I've seen this guy three more times at the same club. He always waits until I go to the bathroom and then follows me in. I've done the same thing to him on each occasion. I feel used and excited at the same time. I'm very confused on this.


#sex   #bathroom   #blowjob   #gay   #cum  


I have a major foot fetish. I just love sexy women's feet. Some of my family members and I went to visit family out of state. I slept on the living room couch one night and my female teen cousin on an air mattress next to me with her sexy soles right in front of me. OMFG! I tried sucking them at first. She denied me. But I think only because she was a bit shy and nervous. She already knew I loved her sexy feet. I woke up in the middle of the night. Her feet were exposed. My heart was racing but I couldn't resist. I went to town on those toes. I sucked them. Rubbed them and licked btwn her toes. They smelled so effing good. Her soles were so soft. And my dick was so hard and wet in the process. She looked to be asleep the whole time. But not sure if she woke and was secretly loving every second of it. I guess I'll never know. I wish I could have came on her feet and left it there. I want a foot job from her so bad. And I want to fuck her too and lick her butthole she's so sexy. I will remember that night for the rest of my life.


#feet   #toes   #rimjob  


My wife is sweet but hates sex. Nothing. Before we were married we fucked like rabbits. For ten years since we've had sex a few times but most I normally get is hand job.

Her sister who is 23 is a little heavy but cute. She loves giving head. She admitted that several times rubbing it in my face that her sister doesn't do that.

Three weeks ago I couldn't take it and said hey big talker why don't u show me your head actions I was literally blown away. She blew me in the basement that night while my wife was making dinner and three other times since. I don't want to get caught but I love the blow jobs



I've been paying this transgender (mtf) girl to sleep with me. Shes fucking hot. Shes tall with Long blue hair. Just curvy enough to have a booty. We get super high and she gives me the absolute best blow jobs. No anal yet because I'm too thick. But she's been practicing.


#transgender   #prostitution   #blowjobs   #anal  


I am a bisexual woman in my mid 30s, I have been in a long term relationshop with my GF for 4.5 years. Ive been wanting to explore sexually but shes not interested so started looking online. I found a Domme who was very caring and willing to work with me. I have been with my Domme for 9 months now I have not orgasmed because of my GF in over 7 months and she doesnt know I fake with her so I dont cum without Dommes permission. My Domme has helped me release my inner slut and I couldnt be happier about it. I have been caught numerous times nude in car masturbatingfor my Domme and even giving the strangers a show when told too. I have sucked dick for permission to orgasm and I have never had a bigger orgasm in my life.



Self fellatio is possible for many men and if you can get there you can eliminate the drama of a woman. There are two paths to success. A big dick is the best way to success. Many porn stars can just bend over from the waist and start sucking.

Unfortunately, not me. If you get naked on a firm bed or a soft floor you can roll backwards placing most of your weight on your upper back and letting your legs dangle over your head. There are self fellatio websites showing the technique if you are having trouble visualing. I could do this reasonably well in my twenties but the older I got the less this was an option. Sucking until you cum is the plan and I had no trouble cumming in my own mouth. I had already tried similar positioning and jerking off onto my face or if I was accurate into my mouth. Yes I am a perv and not embarrassed to be one. Cum isn't disgusting--remember you tried to talk your girlfriend into swallowing didn't you.

I admit to the occasional swapping of brojobs with friends. Never without reciprocation mind you. I'm not a fag or some man's bitch. I've got standards. And I did get married eventually. Someone has to cook and clean. And women are good for sex when you can talk them into it.


#brojobs   #cumming   #swallowing  


I'm an 19 yr old male and finally i got what I've been wanting for so long. I've known my best friend since i was 12 years old and we always hang out just about everyday. So comfortable with each other to the point we can hang out in or boxers and chill but i had never told him that i had a thing for him. We always go out to parties and get with girls and stuff but i've always wanted to try with a man and wanted it to be with him. Well last night we were hanging out getting drunk and my parents were away for the night. So were sitting in my room, drinking and watching some movies and we got into talking about girls that we like. Well that led into us talking about what we'd like to do with them and got us a little worked up, then i said to him "not if i get her first" and he responded with "ha suck my dick ya right" and it just popped out, i said "okay whip it out!" he laughed and said to me "don't tempt me i will" So i said "i will too". Anyways he unzipped his pants and pulled it out so i stared at his dick for a second and said screw it, i started sucking his cock, and i kept going until he came which was around 30 - 40 minutes and i swallowed it was so delicious, Then he decided to suck me off so after that he asked if he could fuck me, i said sure and grabbed a condom and he fucked me for so long, it hurt at first but it got so much better. When he came he ripped the condom off and came in my mouth again. We fell asleep together and when we woke up we remembered everything, sucked each other off again and then went about our day. I'm so happy i now have his cock in my life


#gay   #bi   #bisexual   #blowjob   #cum   #cock   #dick  


I am visiting my parents of the holidays and I got here a week ago.
Last weekend I decided to you to a club and meet some old friends I haven't seen in a while.
I got there early and decided to get drunk at the bar while waiting.
After a short while, this girl from high school ( I am now in college) came to me and started chatting me up.
Back then, I was madly in love with her but she just used me for rides and money and booze.
She broke my heart.
After some talking she confessed to me that she had serious financial problems and that she didn't knew how to pay for her next semester at college.
I was kinda drunk at this point, so I told her "I'll give you 200 bucks for a blow job" she considered it for maybe half a second and then agreed.
After the agreed I just took off with the words "I just wanted to see how desperate you are".
That was my revenge for breaking my heart in high school !!!


#high   #school   #crush   #revenge   #bar   #club   #drunk   #blowjob   #money   #broke   #girl   #confession   #sin  


I worked as a lifeguard. Per se it's bad but today it got really bad. I got fired!! Because I fought with a stupid teenage boy who tought could annoy me the whole time and break all the rules.
Wouldn't be too bad if he hadn't lost 5 teeth and I just stood there and laughed. My hands were covered in blood.
Well, now I am jobless. Maybe I'll try to become a bouncer...


#lifeguard   #fire   #teeth   #fight   #boy   #jobless   #bouncer  


20f - I just did my first blowjob and it ended up being with a co-worker. (I have always been the proper girl)

I work at a restaurant and after closing some of us had drinks out back. A few left and it was just me & Anzar left.

In my family my mom always said I should stick with Latinos or a white guy if he’s wealthy lol.

Well, Anzar is black and sexy lol. Anywayz while we were flirting he pulled one of my boobs out and I immediately got so weak in that moment that I pulled my other one out.

Once he pulled my skirt up I just lost it, I gave him head right in the back alley parking lot. I told him I didn’t want to go all the way he said it was ok just to keep suckin him. He eventually came on my face because I didn’t wanna swallow lol. hey I’m a rookie leave me alone lol.


#sex   #blowjob  


I am married and straight , my job calls for lots of traveling , this particular tour of mine had been long, was tired as hell, after long and exhaustive negotiations with my customers representative I managed to conclude the deal , this guy was on my age and good looking, he invited me to him home for few drinks , I wanted to say no but I agreed , he was living alone, over few rounds of whiskey I was dead tired, he told me he is good at giving massage , in fact it was an offer, an offer I could not refuse ,he made me lay on his bed and began working on me, he was awesome with his hands, my stiff muscles were loving his every cress, I was drifting, then his hands began massaging my crotch area, my cock was bound to get stiff as I was away from my wife, to my surprise he began caressing my cock, I wanted to stop him but don`t know why I could not, he un-did my pants and stroked my cock which was hard and throbbing and then he began sucking it, he was too good with his mouth, all the time I kept my eyes tightly shut, he sucked me more vigorously when he sensed I am cumming , swallowed every drop of my cum, even milked my cock till the last drops

Have never told this to anyone , soon again will be traveling and meeting him for business


#gay   #massage  


I’m not aloud to show my boobs off to anyone after my boob job. Who wants to see them? They’re my tits so my husband can get over it.


#sex   #fetish   #bigtits   #bigboobs   #boobjob   #sexy  


For years I've been lusting for my young female neighbor. When she was 11 I was in my garage and she was watering the plants by the side yard close to my garage. I had been drinking and exposing my cock to my other neighbor who enjoys watching me masturbate. As she watered she took many glances at my exposed cock. She went and shut the water off as the sun was setting. She then came into my garage looking around and smiling, staring at my cock. I fully exposed my cock to her and we smiled at each other. She told me her name as she came closer and I told her my name. She took another look around and reached out and felt my cock and soon was sucking on it. When she swallowed my cum she confessed she was a girl in a boys body. I was still happy after my orgasm I didn't care. As long as he came over dressed like a girl I didn't care. As she/him sucked my cock I'd feel her butt and legs.


#suck   #blowjob  


I let guys suck my cock - and I highly recommend it to other guys everywhere.

I'm straight, married, in my mid 40's and I get blown by guys. The more I look around, the more common this seems to be, but even if not, fuck it. I was freaked out by it at first, and even a bit ashamed, but it's super convenient, and my wife isn't into sucking me off, so I've got a couple guys that I can hit up for a BJ whenever I want. The visual isn't so great, but you get used to it, and they have no problem with me playing porn. Pretty clearly, guys who love to suck dick are totally all about providing the best experience, so whatever makes it work best for me is what they want. I think this is why shit like this goes on all the time but nobody ever talks about it. It's totally hedonistic. It's all about me and getting the kind of BJ I'm in the mood for, be it a five minute quickie, or a leisurely half hour or so of getting my brains sucked out.

I probably get 4-5 BJs a month, but the great thing is, it's all up to me. There's no real relationship to worry about (though we are friendly), no drama, and if I'm not horny, I just don't go. No one's going to call me to ask where I've been or if I want to come around today. On the other hand, if I'm going through a horny phase, I could swing by every day and it would also be no big deal. It's just so straight forward! I don't have to manscape, or bring flowers, I just have to take a seat and get blown.

Oh, and do I have to point out that someone who really loves to suck dick tends to do it really well? My one guy is gay and he's all about throat action, he likes to take it deep and massage it with this throat muscles. The other guy is bi and prefers to do some crazy shit with his tongue. Both not only swallow, but love doing it. Neither wants anything more from me and they don't even try to get undressed. No drama, no commitment, no worrying about it being anything more than it actually is, just a blowjob.

Again, this all took some getting used to, but where the fuck are you going to find a woman who'll blow you whenever you want and with no hidden agenda? Honestly, it's fucking great and I highly recommend it!


#blowjob   #straight   #gay   #bisexual   #practical  



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