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To the customer her threw a bow at my face because you didn’t want to pay for it; fuck you. May the wrath of a thousand fleas permanently infest your house, and may you never have a pleasant nights sleep for the rest of your horrible, miserable life.


#customer   #service  


It's me again, The guy who works at Giant Eagle. I might as well confess that this very selfish but, when you hardly make any money working at Giant Eagle, all you want is more money. Usually whenever a customer has too many groceries, I will get another cart and then put their groceries in both carts. After that, I will help the customer out to their vehicle. This is where the selfishness comes in. After I help a customer to their vehicle and, depending on the customer, put their items in the vehicle or the customer will do it themself. Either way, every time I help a customer out to their vehicle, I'm always hoping they will give me a big tip of $50 or more. If a customer doesn't give me a tip, I walk away feeling cheated. If a customer does give me a tip but it's only a few dollars, again I feel cheated and wish that they would give me more money.


#selfishness   #money   #customer  


For the first time ever, I hated being honest. Not too long after starting my shift, a female customer came through the line I was bagging for. As I put a plastic container of strawberries that she purchased into a bag, I noticed something moving on a strawberry. It was a ladybug. I informed the customer of the situation and told her that I would get her another package. She was thankful that I caught it in time but now, I wish I kept my mouth shut. Considering how much I hate my job, if I hadn't said anything, she would have noticed the ladybug when she got home and then the fireworks would have gone off. I could just imagine her getting home and seeing an insect on her produce and then filing a lawsuit against the store because of it. People do tend to file lawsuits when they find something in whatever food they purchase which causes the company money. But it will never happen because I had to be honest and mention it. If I had kept my mouth shut and not mentioned the ladybug, I could have watched happily as the store would have lost tons of money all because an insect snuck into some produce.


#honesty   #job   #customer  


What do you think is the worst thing that could happen to you while on a job?
Today, while working I noticed a strange smell. The smell didn't fade but was constant. Some customers in our shop looked at me in a strange way but I didn't think about it. Until I saw the brown stuff dropping down my pants. I got diarrhea while working, didn't notice it and shit my pants...

Worst. Day. Ever.


#diarrhea   #job   #smell   #confession  


I work in a catering service. Sometimes my customers are really annoying and unpolite, so I spit in their food.


#customer   #annoying   #unpolite   #spit   #food  



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