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I have a co-worker I would love to beat to death, He interjects in everyone's conversations and is a total know-it-all. He's fucking ugly and gross and makes me sick. He always makes stupid facial expressions when you make eye-contact with him. He's a Star Wars fan and on May 4th he walked around the office saying "May the Fourth be with you. UGH! I just want beat him to a bloody pulp with a baseball bat and dance around in his brains.
So, I know I'm going to sound like an asshole (because I am one) no matter what, so I'll just explain what's going on without changing any details to make me look better. I'm seriously a horrible person anyway.
Ok, so, one of my school friends (we go to a girls' school) has paranoia. She's a nice person I guess, funny and into a few things I'm also into so we can get along, but when she isn't in a good mood (so most of the time) she always talks about how much everyone hates her and how annoying she must be. We tell her we don't, but then she talks about when we go out without her (not mentioning that it was only a few people and many others didn't come) and how I always take people away.
Basically, sometimes at lunch I'll grab my best friend of 7-8 years and we'll walk around by ourselves a bit, just talking. Sometimes a few other newer friends also tag along. She never makes an effort to come with us. And then suddenly one morning she says she's "triggered because you always take [friend] away and she never comes back" and that I leave her out on purpose. Like, help?
Once she and my best friend were talking when me and another friend approach. We start talking about something that she knows about and can join in on, yet she just stays quiet. Then she starts CRYING. So me and my friend leave her and my best friend alone. My best friend tries to talk to her, I didn't hear what they said, but we came back and she was still crying. So the three of us just kept talking because she wouldn't let us comfort her, and now we're blocking her out on purpose?
Then later that day when she's in a good mood that friend accidently mentions her crying and she blamed the both of us.
What. The. Hell.
A third instance is when we all got an app. Well, I did, then told my peers and we all realised we had it, execpt for a few other friends including her. They all saw how much fun we were having with it and we made a group chat on WhatsApp for it, like as a club. So the friends who didn't have it all got it except the paranoid one! So then at random points in conversations she mentions how she thinks we all just use that chat to talk about how much we dislike her…does she have no faith in us?
I understand she's paranoid, but it's getting kind of annoying. We reassure her CONSTANTLY yet she continues to talk about herself and how much we hate her, even though we don't! I know, I know, I'm the Ultimate Asshole but at this point I'm about to tell her to tone down the paranoia right to her face. The world doesn't resolve around her and not everything is about how "ugly" she is! Someone insulted her as a joke and she cried and told us we should stop her from sitting at our bench, even though she insulted her the exact same way just before!
She's a nice person, I know that, but I'm seriously done with her. I don't think she's doing it for attention, I hope she isn't, but I've had it up to HERE with her bloody paranoia and trying to guilt trip us into things! She starts loads of arguments too, then says it's more evidence that we all hate her. And at this point, I'm starting to believe her. I want to be friends with her but it's SO ANNOYING! I can't talk to her anymore!
Please, has anyone got any advice for me even though I'm an asshole? I think most of my friends are annoyed at her two, including my bestie, who told me personally. I don't know what to do.
My wife had a company party and the motto was quiz show. There was even a quiz like the one "Who wants to be a millionaire?" and they even had telephone jokers. If she would have won, she would have gotten a week off and 500 pounds extra cash.
I was her telephone joker and she called me on the last question, if she would have known that, she would have won.
I told her the wrong answer because I don't want her to be at home that much.
She's annoying from time to time.
My gf is so annoying when it comes to being sensitive. We are both thick skinned and can joke about pretty much anything. She makes fun of me all the time for having no mom and that my mom went to jail. And I always laugh it off because it genuinely doesn’t bother me. But then if I joke about the wrong thing with her she gets all mad at me. She says it makes her uncomfortable and she doesn’t like it then if I say well you talk about me having no mom and I don’t get mad she gets all angry. For example, she kissed a girl when she was really young. I think it’s funny and not that serious so When she calls me gay as a joke and I say well didn’t you kiss a girl she gets all mad and calls me a bad person. Like she literally will say stuff like didn’t your mom teach you… oh wait you don’t have a mom hahaha. And I never get mad about it because it’s just jokes. But then she wants to play victim and say I go to far.
My fiance and I have been together for quite some time; 8+ years. As the years have gone by of course the number of times we have sex has declined. Its gotten to the point to where I am aroused and ilI bring it up and she just shows no interest. Sometimes I voice my opinion about how we dont have sex and it bugs the hell out of me that right after i say something she miracuously some how wants to have sex. I consider this to be 'pity sex' or 'sympathy sex' ill even say that i dont want her sympathy sex and she swears up and down that its not. I need both mens and womens point of view.
I don't love my girlfriend but I don't break up with her either. I guess I'll break up with her in the next time but I feel guilty about it. I always try to talk to her when something annoys me but she always reacts kind of angry and offended. When I break up with her I am going to tell her all the things that bothers me; no matter what she's saying.
I (m/19) broke into the apartment of my neighbour. I live in a big complex with a lot of apartments and this particular neighbour lives right next to me. He's always listening to his fucking death metal the whole night and that so loud that you can't understand your own word. He's so fucking annoying. When he's not listening to music, he's talking louding to himself or his pet snakes or something. He can't keep quiet and that's just fucking annoying. So, I broke into his apartment and destroyed his stereo system and all his electronic devices he can use to play music on. He already called the police but he's got nothing on me. I think as soon as he renews his stuff I am going to break in again and destroy everything once more.
I told my friend i looked skinny but i was actually really fat when I told her this we later on had a fight so she decided she would tell everyone so I started making up some lies about her.
That's what you get.
I work in a catering service. Sometimes my customers are really annoying and unpolite, so I spit in their food.
Every time my sister is bitchy or annoying, I spit on her pillow.
It satisfies me to know that she sleeps on that pillow without knowing anything.
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