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I think my neighbour is a vampire. He lives in the apartment above me and I haven't seen him in daylight. When he moved in it was 11.30 pm, I was in the bathroom (dyeing my hair) and from there you can see our entrance. Since then some mysterious things happened and now I am afraid he will kill me.
One night, I was in the bathroom again, I heard screams from above. It sounded like there's someone locked in a box, knowing and screaming for help.
One night, around 10 pm, the doorbell rang and some strange, old lady stood in front of my door. As I opened it, she ran into my apartment, stopped in my living room and looked around. I was very perplex and before I could do anything about it, she left and went straight upstairs to the apartment of my vampire neighbour.
I confess that I believe in vampires and that I am scared.
I (m/(28) hate the kids in my neighbourhood! I live in a little house in an otherwise very nice street, but in both houses next to me live families with smallish children. Those kids do not have anything better to than to play RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE all day long. They apparently love playing ball and throw and kick those around all day, every day. They even managed to destroy some flowers and plants I have in my front yard. They are always laughing hysterically, especially loud when I am either working in my front yard or if I am leaving the house. I think they are making fun of me.
They are now at an age where they learn to ride bikes. They are all around 6 or so and teach each other.
I would like to confess that I was feeling overjoyed and quite a bit of schadenfreude when one of the loudest and most annoying ones fell off their bike and broke their arm. I was leaving my house and walking towards my car when it happened. I tried to act concerned and worried but I was partying hard on the inside.
#confession #neighbours #children #kids #family #hurt #schadenfreude
I have a crush on my neighbor he’s so hot and he’s a cop! He always looks in my windows at me, I think he wants me too.
In front of my balcony is are park benches. In summer, on these banks are ALWAYS old grannies, talking and gossiping about all possible shit. So I poured water on them. In the apartment above mine lived some young dude who had attracted attention because of drugs and stuff several times by now.
After one of my pouring sessions, the guy was suspected and he lost is apartment.
Btw: There's a free apartment above me right now. Is someone interested? ;-)
I shot my neighbour's cat by accident the other day. Because I didn't want to destroy our friendship (we get on really well together), I took the cat and placed it in the middle of the road. Then I waited until someone drove over it and told my neighbour that someone drove over her cat.
She now wants to sue the driver. I am feeling guilty but I guess you have to be an ass to get around in this world.
My girlfriend and I really enjoy having a few tokes, getting a good buzz on and then fucking like rabid animals. She loves to be dominated, tied up, held down, choked, anal, etc.... you get the idea. She wasn’t always like this, I slowly introduced her to some toys and it took off from there. Now I add a new element that I am not even sure she is aware of. Since the hot weather arrived I like to have the windows open in the evening to help cool the house (no a/c as I see no sense where I live at it gets nice and cool at night).
Now I have been leaving the blinds up with the window open and fucking her good and hard every time she stays over. I love in a neighborhood of single family houses and I am certain that several of the neighbours who have adjoining backyards can see us and definitely hear us. Last night I was “punishing” her by whipping her ass with her favourite flogger. I am certain the sound travels well over to my neighbours yards. I then will still have her bent over the edge of the bed and give her a good fucking. The reason I am certain neighbours can see us is that there have been times I look out my bedroom window and can see stuff going on in their kitchens and stuff. It’s even better when it starts getting dark and I turn on the nightstand light, that way I know people can most likely see us.
It really gets me off knowing one of my neighbours might be watching me pound my girl’s ass and pussy.
Now, the question remains, should I tell her this or should I say nothing and act normal? Something tells me that she might be on to my little game though and is enjoying it as much as I am.
I am just happy to have a little submissive slut who will do anything I want.
When I am bored, I call taxis and order pizzas and tell them the address of my neighbours and friends.
I threw several slugs through the window of my totally dumb, ugly and neurotic neighbour.
And I'm proud of it!
Accidentally, I ran over my neighbour's cat. She dead dead, more than dead.
Took the cat and put it in front of some other neighbouring house.
Please forgive me ;-)
I just stole the kitty of my neighbours because I desperately wanted a cat.
They are looking for it for 3 days now, they even pay a finder's reward of 200 pounds but I think I will keep the kitty.
I read the mails of my neighbour when he was on vacation. And I let strange people walk through his apartment, just for fun.
Me and my wife were trying to start a family. We had been married for 6 years and had been trying for 8 years. She was checked out and there was no obvious problem, I was checked out, sperm count was good but there slightly below the expected level of mobility.
My wife was getting desperate.
We had a nice Polish couple living next door and everybody always commented how and the Polish man looked alike. He was highly educated engineer and had more degrees and titles then I would ever have. He was also very nice and we became good friends and every now and then went out and had a beer and really good chat.
On one of these nights he was asking me, "You seem to very down in the mouth. What's bugging you?"
So I told him. and said that despite the results it could still be me who was the problem.
He smiled and me and said, "Oh how I would love to help. Your wife is such a pretty and sexy lass! But I am afraid my wife would divorce me straight aways if she ever found out!"
And I said that my wife would never agree to that. She would divorce me and marry him so that he could give her babies.
Then he said, our flats are door to door on the gorund floor. Streight out into the communal garden. If you want I could help and every night live a liitle plastic jar wih my fresh sperm in it and you just pick it up and have to manage to somehow pour it into your wife's pussy.
You would do that? I asked. Most certainly he said. I would be it a honour and I would love to help. Besides it is horny as hell and I already have a hard-on thinking my sperms flows into and up wife's cunny.
So we did and we kept it going for almost three months during the critical days. We never got found out and nobody ever discovered our big little secret.
My wife got pregnant and two years later we did the same. In no time I became an expert in artificall seeding of my wife's pussy.
My wife is happy, I am happy, nobody has ever questioned that these are my boys and my neighbour is very proud of his achievement and pleased that he could help.
#wife #pregnant #neighbours #help
I live next door to a lonely widow named Ruby. She often talks with my wife, but usually only offers me pleasantries when we see each other. This has gone on for years. My wife recently accepted a job with a hotel company that requires her to frequently travel. She wanted the job and since our kids are grown and gone, I told her to go for it. During her first trip away, Ruby started talking to me from her yard. She missed talking to my wife and wondered how I managed without her around. I told her I was fine with it and we left our conversation at that. The next morning, Ruby knocked on my door to ask to speak with my wife. I told her that she was away because of her new job and would not be back for 2 days. Ruby apologised for forgetting that I had told her and then asked if she could cook dinner for me that evening. She probably assumed that I would go hungry without my wife to take care of me. She is in her eighties and was a stay at home wife for her husband and kids. I accepted -- why not?
That evening, I visited Ruby's house and she invited me to sit at the kitchen table while she finished cooking. She was wearing a nightgown, which I thought was a little odd, but it was after dark, so I didn't think it too out of place. While she was cooking on the stove, I could tell that she was not wearing a bra, because her breasts were sagging down and I could make them out underneath the thin material of her nightgown. I'm not sure why, but I got very aroused and became very embarrassed. I tried to think of something to get rid of that feeling, but I couldn't. I thought it would be ok to just sit there until it went away, but Ruby was finished preparing and asked me to move to the dining room.
I tried to conceal my erection when I walked to the dining room, but I caught Ruby staring at my crotch. I must have turned beet red, because Ruby, began to apologise for noticing and I awkwardly apologised for it happening and then said I should probably just go. Ruby then rushed over to me and pleaded with me to please stay for dinner. And then it all came out...how lonely she was...how much her conversations with my wife made her happy...how lucky my wife was to have me as a husband...how she wished she had a man like me in her life. Then she collapsed in my arms and started sobbing. I didn't know what to do so I just held her and I was so embarrassed because I couldn't get rid of my stupid erection. That is when I noticed that Ruby was pressing against it.
I pulled her away and explained that I should probably go. Again, Ruby pleaded and said she would do anything if I would stay. I don't know why I did it. I guess I was just so aroused and felt so in control of the situation and figured I could do anything I wanted, so, I grabbed Ruby by her arms and kissed her hard and deep on the lips. Ruby, allowed this for several seconds and then pulled away and slapped my face. She looked bewildered but not angry. It seemed like an eternity, how long she look at my eyes and then she kissed me back. Passionately.
I tore her nightgown off and she gasped and clutched one arm across her breasts and the other hand over her vagina. I lifted her onto the table and pulled her arms up to my neck and kissed her hard. I pushed my body against hers so she could feel my erection between her legs. She whispered into my ear 'make love to me'. I pulled my pants down and immediately entered her. We grunted and thrust together right there on her dining room table and I came far too quickly but I couldn't help myself. I then had a rush of guilt and embarrassment and began to apologise. Ruby just put her finger over my lips and said, 'Shhhh. Our secret is safe. Now please take me to my bedroom and make love to me all you want.'
I did, and I know Ruby will never be lonely again.
Yesterday, someone parked in my driveway. My neighbours celebrated their marriage or something like that.
I was so pissed of that I put bird seed on the car, shortly afterwards, a dozen doves were sitting (and shitting) on the car, picking for the seed, making huge scratches in the car. It was great!
#parking #driveway #neighbours #celebration #marriage #bird #seed #revenge
As a kid, I loved to call a taxi or order a pizza and tell them the address of one of my neighbours or of someone I don't like.
Some minutes ago, I wanted to bring the garbage out but the bin wasn't there. So I just put my trash in the drive of my neighbours.
I’m female, 21 and live alone and I have a 24 year old male neighbour. I’ve noticed him looking into my bedroom from his bedroom multiple times, and he has a good view of my living room and kitchen too. I used to only change in the bathroom, but ever since I first noticed him looking at me, I’ve started walking around naked at home. I keep all the blinds open and enjoy the feeling of his eyes on me. I’ve been doing this for nearly a week and I know he enjoys it too or he wouldn’t look. Whenever I get home from work, I make sure to give him a good strip show in my bedroom, but he doesn’t know that I know he can see me. I’m enjoying this far too much, and 2 days ago, he texted me, asking if he could come over and get some soap (he’d run out). I wrapped a bedsheet around myself when he opened the door and he looked me up and down. I love this feeling.
There is this big window in my room and the neighbours girl can see into my room when its dark and I've got my light on. I know she's watching me change and stuff, so I leave the blinds open and run around naked all the time. I enjoy knowing that she can see all of me
I got into the house of my neighbours and I sole them their 3 tvs, one playstation and their microwave. I hid it under my bed for a week before i put them in the garden of another neighbour. I wonder if the stuff got found?!
Just peed in the flower box of my neighbour. I don't regret it! It was a lot of fun! And the flowers also need some liquid...
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