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Yesterday, someone parked in my driveway. My neighbours celebrated their marriage or something like that.
I was so pissed of that I put bird seed on the car, shortly afterwards, a dozen doves were sitting (and shitting) on the car, picking for the seed, making huge scratches in the car. It was great!
#parking #driveway #neighbours #celebration #marriage #bird #seed #revenge
As a kid, I loved to call a taxi or order a pizza and tell them the address of one of my neighbours or of someone I don't like.
I am not honest with my neighbours. I pretend to like them but I hate them and I say really nasty things behind their back.
#neighbours #honest #pretend #nasty
I shot my neighbour's cat by accident the other day. Because I didn't want to destroy our friendship (we get on really well together), I took the cat and placed it in the middle of the road. Then I waited until someone drove over it and told my neighbour that someone drove over her cat.
She now wants to sue the driver. I am feeling guilty but I guess you have to be an ass to get around in this world.
Accidentally, I ran over my neighbour's cat. She dead dead, more than dead.
Took the cat and put it in front of some other neighbouring house.
Please forgive me ;-)
I live next door to a lonely widow named Ruby. She often talks with my wife, but usually only offers me pleasantries when we see each other. This has gone on for years. My wife recently accepted a job with a hotel company that requires her to frequently travel. She wanted the job and since our kids are grown and gone, I told her to go for it. During her first trip away, Ruby started talking to me from her yard. She missed talking to my wife and wondered how I managed without her around. I told her I was fine with it and we left our conversation at that. The next morning, Ruby knocked on my door to ask to speak with my wife. I told her that she was away because of her new job and would not be back for 2 days. Ruby apologised for forgetting that I had told her and then asked if she could cook dinner for me that evening. She probably assumed that I would go hungry without my wife to take care of me. She is in her eighties and was a stay at home wife for her husband and kids. I accepted -- why not?
That evening, I visited Ruby's house and she invited me to sit at the kitchen table while she finished cooking. She was wearing a nightgown, which I thought was a little odd, but it was after dark, so I didn't think it too out of place. While she was cooking on the stove, I could tell that she was not wearing a bra, because her breasts were sagging down and I could make them out underneath the thin material of her nightgown. I'm not sure why, but I got very aroused and became very embarrassed. I tried to think of something to get rid of that feeling, but I couldn't. I thought it would be ok to just sit there until it went away, but Ruby was finished preparing and asked me to move to the dining room.
I tried to conceal my erection when I walked to the dining room, but I caught Ruby staring at my crotch. I must have turned beet red, because Ruby, began to apologise for noticing and I awkwardly apologised for it happening and then said I should probably just go. Ruby then rushed over to me and pleaded with me to please stay for dinner. And then it all came out...how lonely she was...how much her conversations with my wife made her happy...how lucky my wife was to have me as a husband...how she wished she had a man like me in her life. Then she collapsed in my arms and started sobbing. I didn't know what to do so I just held her and I was so embarrassed because I couldn't get rid of my stupid erection. That is when I noticed that Ruby was pressing against it.
I pulled her away and explained that I should probably go. Again, Ruby pleaded and said she would do anything if I would stay. I don't know why I did it. I guess I was just so aroused and felt so in control of the situation and figured I could do anything I wanted, so, I grabbed Ruby by her arms and kissed her hard and deep on the lips. Ruby, allowed this for several seconds and then pulled away and slapped my face. She looked bewildered but not angry. It seemed like an eternity, how long she look at my eyes and then she kissed me back. Passionately.
I tore her nightgown off and she gasped and clutched one arm across her breasts and the other hand over her vagina. I lifted her onto the table and pulled her arms up to my neck and kissed her hard. I pushed my body against hers so she could feel my erection between her legs. She whispered into my ear 'make love to me'. I pulled my pants down and immediately entered her. We grunted and thrust together right there on her dining room table and I came far too quickly but I couldn't help myself. I then had a rush of guilt and embarrassment and began to apologise. Ruby just put her finger over my lips and said, 'Shhhh. Our secret is safe. Now please take me to my bedroom and make love to me all you want.'
I did, and I know Ruby will never be lonely again.
Why are those people who listen to the worst kind of music also those, who listen to their horrendous music in public without headphones??
My neighbour is one of those hateful people. He not only listens to his music on speaker, but also to all hours all day long. His shitty techno music drives me insane!!
Therefore, I confess that I not only want to point out to him to turn down his music, but I have a particular fantasy where I break into his apartment and destroy everything he owns, including his stupid subwoofer.
I already have the baseball bat I want to use. But for now, it is still only a fantasy. FOR NOW.
I’m female, 21 and live alone and I have a 24 year old male neighbour. I’ve noticed him looking into my bedroom from his bedroom multiple times, and he has a good view of my living room and kitchen too. I used to only change in the bathroom, but ever since I first noticed him looking at me, I’ve started walking around naked at home. I keep all the blinds open and enjoy the feeling of his eyes on me. I’ve been doing this for nearly a week and I know he enjoys it too or he wouldn’t look. Whenever I get home from work, I make sure to give him a good strip show in my bedroom, but he doesn’t know that I know he can see me. I’m enjoying this far too much, and 2 days ago, he texted me, asking if he could come over and get some soap (he’d run out). I wrapped a bedsheet around myself when he opened the door and he looked me up and down. I love this feeling.
I just stole the kitty of my neighbours because I desperately wanted a cat.
They are looking for it for 3 days now, they even pay a finder's reward of 200 pounds but I think I will keep the kitty.
Some minutes ago, I wanted to bring the garbage out but the bin wasn't there. So I just put my trash in the drive of my neighbours.
I read the mails of my neighbour when he was on vacation. And I let strange people walk through his apartment, just for fun.
I have a crush on my neighbor he’s so hot and he’s a cop! He always looks in my windows at me, I think he wants me too.
Help! I'm in love with the little sister of my best friend. They live in the same house as me, so I see her almost every day. We talked about it and my buddy said that I should keep my hands of her and that he would quit our friendship if I tried dating her. I'm in a huge dilemma right now and I don't know what do do. We are best buddies since elementary school and I don't want to lose him but on the other hand I really would like to date his sister. She's super hot...
There is this big window in my room and the neighbours girl can see into my room when its dark and I've got my light on. I know she's watching me change and stuff, so I leave the blinds open and run around naked all the time. I enjoy knowing that she can see all of me
My girlfriend and I really enjoy having a few tokes, getting a good buzz on and then fucking like rabid animals. She loves to be dominated, tied up, held down, choked, anal, etc.... you get the idea. She wasn’t always like this, I slowly introduced her to some toys and it took off from there. Now I add a new element that I am not even sure she is aware of. Since the hot weather arrived I like to have the windows open in the evening to help cool the house (no a/c as I see no sense where I live at it gets nice and cool at night).
Now I have been leaving the blinds up with the window open and fucking her good and hard every time she stays over. I love in a neighborhood of single family houses and I am certain that several of the neighbours who have adjoining backyards can see us and definitely hear us. Last night I was “punishing” her by whipping her ass with her favourite flogger. I am certain the sound travels well over to my neighbours yards. I then will still have her bent over the edge of the bed and give her a good fucking. The reason I am certain neighbours can see us is that there have been times I look out my bedroom window and can see stuff going on in their kitchens and stuff. It’s even better when it starts getting dark and I turn on the nightstand light, that way I know people can most likely see us.
It really gets me off knowing one of my neighbours might be watching me pound my girl’s ass and pussy.
Now, the question remains, should I tell her this or should I say nothing and act normal? Something tells me that she might be on to my little game though and is enjoying it as much as I am.
I am just happy to have a little submissive slut who will do anything I want.
I (m/19) broke into the apartment of my neighbour. I live in a big complex with a lot of apartments and this particular neighbour lives right next to me. He's always listening to his fucking death metal the whole night and that so loud that you can't understand your own word. He's so fucking annoying. When he's not listening to music, he's talking louding to himself or his pet snakes or something. He can't keep quiet and that's just fucking annoying. So, I broke into his apartment and destroyed his stereo system and all his electronic devices he can use to play music on. He already called the police but he's got nothing on me. I think as soon as he renews his stuff I am going to break in again and destroy everything once more.
#destroying #neighbour #apartment #loud #annoying #confession #breakingandentering #police
In front of my balcony is are park benches. In summer, on these banks are ALWAYS old grannies, talking and gossiping about all possible shit. So I poured water on them. In the apartment above mine lived some young dude who had attracted attention because of drugs and stuff several times by now.
After one of my pouring sessions, the guy was suspected and he lost is apartment.
Btw: There's a free apartment above me right now. Is someone interested? ;-)
When I am bored, I call taxis and order pizzas and tell them the address of my neighbours and friends.
As a child, I occasionally went to my neighbours on the evening and turned on the light of their car. It was a very old one, so it was never locked.
The next day I waited for the fight which would occur. She insulted him because he had let the lights on - again.
Hihihi.
I got into the house of my neighbours and I sole them their 3 tvs, one playstation and their microwave. I hid it under my bed for a week before i put them in the garden of another neighbour. I wonder if the stuff got found?!
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