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I (m/36) am a cab driver in a very big city. I always pretend that I could only speak Turkish (I'm a Turkish man) so my passengers won't bother me with stupid questions all the time.


#city   #driver   #cab   #turkish   #lie   #passengers   #confession  


My girlfriend just got her driver's licence. It took her 3 tries until she final got it, now she wants to go out with me tonight; to her favourite restaurant 20 miles away. She wants to drive.
Please don't get me wrong but I'm terrified. I don't want to drive with her. Women are terrible drivers and my unfortunately my girlfriend is one of the worst.


#driver   #licence   #car   #restaurant   #driving   #worst   #confession   #scared  


Some minutes ago, I wanted to bring the garbage out but the bin wasn't there. So I just put my trash in the drive of my neighbours.


#trash   #garbage   #bin   #drive   #neighbour  


I drink and drive.


#drink   #drive   #confession   #stupid  


I work in a filling station at the drive-through checkout. Some days ago an older guy around 60 or something drove by and wanted to pay with his credit card. He talked to himself all the time, he was really a creepy hell of a guy and really really unfriendly. When I told him to wait a moment he insulted me and said that I was an incompetent loser.
He then gave me his credit card, I put it in the card reader and told him to enter his PIN. He started talking while typing as accidentally told me his code. I gave him the receipt and he drove off showing his middle finger.
But he forgot his credit card.

I drove to the mall the same day and went shopping like I had never shopped in my like.
Thank you Mr. **** for your kind gift!


#filling   #station   #drive   #checkout   #credit   #card   #shopping   #money   #unfriendly   #confession  


My little brother (19, I'm 22) smokes a lot of pot and afterwards he thinks he is still able to drive a car. I don't know where he's driving but mostly he is high as f*ck. A few days ago, I found out that he also drives after he had drunk alcohol and that was enough. I anonymously called the police to arrest him.
About 10 minutes later, it knocked on the door and the cops got my brother, he is now in a drunk tank until he's sober.
I will never ever tell him that I called the cops....


#cops   #pot   #smoke   #alcohol   #drive   #brother  


Yesterday, someone parked in my driveway. My neighbours celebrated their marriage or something like that.
I was so pissed of that I put bird seed on the car, shortly afterwards, a dozen doves were sitting (and shitting) on the car, picking for the seed, making huge scratches in the car. It was great!


#parking   #driveway   #neighbours   #celebration   #marriage   #bird   #seed   #revenge  


I don't have a driver's licence but I don't mind... I take the car of my mum anyway. She can't do anything about it and the chics love guys with a car.


#car   #confession  



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