Credit Confessions

I work in a filling station at the drive-through checkout. Some days ago an older guy around 60 or something drove by and wanted to pay with his credit card. He talked to himself all the time, he was really a creepy hell of a guy and really really unfriendly. When I told him to wait a moment he insulted me and said that I was an incompetent loser.
He then gave me his credit card, I put it in the card reader and told him to enter his PIN. He started talking while typing as accidentally told me his code. I gave him the receipt and he drove off showing his middle finger.
But he forgot his credit card.

I drove to the mall the same day and went shopping like I had never shopped in my like.
Thank you Mr. **** for your kind gift!

#filling   #station   #drive   #checkout   #credit   #card   #shopping   #money   #unfriendly   #confession  

I love to steal things. 2 days ago, I stole the watch of my colleague and sold it on eBay.
Today, I took a credit card of my secretary. I don't like her, so today'll be my shopping day!
Wooh!

#theft   #thief   #watch   #secret  

My aunt is an alcoholic. She can't get anything right only if she's drunk.When she passed out from drinkin to much, I take her wallet and her credit card and buy me stuff.I confess that I am a stealing and lying nephew.

#nephew   #aunt   #stealing   #drunk   #alcohol   #creditcard