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I'm a vegetarian for 5 years now. But last weekend I did something, for me, quite horrible.
I went out with some friends, we had a few (a lot) drinks, we partying and had a really good time. About 4 am or something, we got really really hungry, so we decided to go to an Asian restaurant. It was the only one open at that time.
There, you were able to choose your animal you want to eat, and it gets immediately killed and cooked.
The restaurant advertises with "Fresh food".
I ordered chicken. And I ate it.
I feel so terrible. I'm vegetarian by conviction and I can't believe I've done that....
#vegetarian #chicken #food #restaurant #asian #confession #alcohol #drunk
I'm a 15 year old girl, and at a party I got a little drunk and let the guys all strip me in front of everyone, guys and girls. I was a bit drunk and they kept feeding me more liquor. I gave blowjobs to 8 guys, and they have pictures of each of them plus 2 girls (no faces so I don't know who they were) that I was licking. I have never even had a desire to lick another girl. Now everyone knows how I am. I shouldn't have done it, there has to be over 100 pictures of me naked and doing oral on guys and girls. I don't know how I can correct this. I know I'll be here in this small town for at least another 4 years through high school. I just wanted to be "one of the crowd" and it got very out of hand.
Three of the guys with pictures have come by and had me meet them places and give them blowjobs again or saying they'll send pics to my parents.
I was on holiday this year. Me and some friends travelled to Mallorca.
One night, I drank too much and went to the hotel earlier than the others. On my way, I met a homeless person (I had never thought that there were some in Mallorca...). I wanted to give him some money, but instead I puked on him.
I ran away after that without saying sorry.
I'm so embarrassed about that...
#homeless #drunk #puke #confession #sorry
I left one of my best friends totally drunk in a club last night. I didn't care and I didn't want to carry him home all by myself.
I'll skip classes tomorrow because I wanna go to a big party tonight.
A lot of beer, drugs and stuff. It's gonna be GREAT!
Me and some other dudes of mine should give a speech in our philosophy class tomorrow but I'm not going. Should they do that.. :-)
I went out with a guy and got drunk. He asked to sleep on my couch since I lived close. We watched a movie. I pretended to be sleep. He tried to lightly "wake me up". He then proceeded (while I'm supposedly sleep) to kiss me, pull my shirt up slowly trying not to "wake me", suck on my breasts, and then pulled his pants down and tried to put it all in my mouth. I finally had enough and "woke up". He just acted like nothing had happened. I told him the next day that I blacked out... I don't know how to feel.
My wife got really drunk on holiday, passed out in a secluded booth in a club and I flashed her pussy to a guy I had met that night talking about boxing! It made me so hard!!! But I treated it as a joke and we carrie on drinking. When I went to the toilet about half an hour after this and came back to him just sitting down, I noticed he was messing with his trousers and I figured he had taken another look and had a play with himself, but at the end of the night I got her home and he had long gone I found her pants and pussy full of cum. I betrayed my wife and pretty much allowed her to get raped. I felt so awful. It made me horny though so I had her too.
My girl and i went out to catch a movie one night then later on decided to stop at the bar right down the street. I ended up gettin really drunk and had to leave. we got home and things heated up. In my drunkn stuper i thought id take control i threw her down on the bed flat on her stomach and went to town.
I was beatn up for 2 or 3 minutes b4 she turned her head and said " what the hell you doin" i was confused for a second then she said " u know thats my thighs your rubbing" i never even made it in her! Those thighs sure felt good!!!
I look very beautiful. Recently I let a guy make out with me in a bar. I was drunk, aroused. He came next to me and started talking smoothly. After five minutes I started loosing balance, he took me to a room upstairs and we made out there. Didn't had sex, but he fondled me by sliding his hands under my bra. I gave him a handjob.
He lives in my street only. I regret that for my life. Everytime I see him outside, I feel embarassed
Once I grabbed a woman's butt on a crowded train. I rubbed my hand on her butt and squeezed it and kept doing it for the whole ride. No one could see what I was doing. When the train stopped I just got off like nothing happened. She squirmed but didn't turn around or try too hard to stop me. I was drunk and she unfortunately just happened to be right in front of me. I didn't care at the time. But in the end I'm sorry to that woman.
I was 12 when my 14 years old stepbrother kissed me by accident... then he kinda got a crush on me and one day while I was drunk (My real dad was horrible) and dancing alone he walked in my room where I was shut the door and came up behind me with his flaccid dick on my covered ass I felt a feeling that I had never felt before and turned around and before I could say anything he kissed, undressed and started to finger me I was in shock I couldn't move so he laid me down and I covered my face as he forced his hard dick in me popping my cherry he started to thrust in and out it was so painful the first time and as the days went on it got more pleasurable until I got addicted to us having sex ... a year later I said I couldn't do it anymore and stopped cause I found out what we was doing was wrong there's never a day I don't look back and regret it but what can ya do we're all human...
#stepbrother #sex #virginity #drunk
My girlfriend and I (m/30) have been together for around 10 years now. Her family is originally from Russia. Shortly, after we got together, she invited me to her birthday party with her family. Up until then, I never met her family or knew much about them. Of course I agreed to come and got her a nice present and some flowers for her mother. I actually thought that it would be a small and quiet celebration.
Oh boy, was I wrong.
When we pulled up to her parents' house, I was overwhelmed. It was (still is) a really big house with fine decour and everything. I got rather nervous that her family would not like me as they obviously were playing in another league than me.
So, it was a huge party and all her family from all around the country and from Russia came to celebrate. And as you might know, the Russians love their vodka. Everyone was very kind and everyone wanted to drink with me. As soon as my glass was empty, another relative came my way holding vodka shots. My girlfriend was very busy talking to everyone and did not notice what happened until it was too late.
So, we danced, we took shots, the food was amazing. Until I noticed that I wasn't feeling so well. I didn't make it back to the bathroom, but puked all over myself, the floor and some landed on my girlfriend's mother... I was mortified!
Somehow, my girlfriend, her mother and her aunt managed to get me into the bathtub and hosed me down. They got me a pyjama of my girlfriend's dad and they put me to bed.
The next morning when I woke up I felt horrible. I was utterly ashamed, but still went down for breakfast. Everyone still present was smirking and laughing at me, but it seemed everything in good fun. Her mother came up to me with a bottle of vodka shortly after and asked if I wanted to do some shots. I almost puked on her again.
So I guess I just wanted to get this off my chest before our wedding in June when I have to see her whole family again.
#girlfriend #russian #vodka #drunk #puked #embarrassing #family #celebration #party #bathroom #funny #ashamed #confession #wedding #russia
Me and my family was trying to have lunch at McDonald's until a man wearing a straw hat, overalls, and bare feet went inside McDonald's and he was holding a Banjo too and as McDonald's Employees tried to let the man know about the Dress Code Policy, he stands on top of the counter playing his banjo and singing Old MacDonald to the annoyance of everybody inside the restaurant. Then after he started shouting EIEIO the Employees began yelling at him to stop and to leave the restaurant and then the Hillbilly Farted right in the McDonald's Worker's Face and then he makes a dash towards the restroom and yes he went inside the restroom barefoot, now that is just nasty walking barefoot inside of a public restroom in a place where people eat, that just nearly made me lose my lunch.
Then about 20 minutes later the Hillbilly leaves the restroom wearing only a pair of underwear with turd stains skidmarked on his underwear. He then laid his banjo on my table and then picked up his foot and he actually started to smell his goddamn feet in the restaurant while other patrons were trying to eat as I could hear everybody groaning in disgust and wondering if this man needs to be put in the funny farm because if you are smelling your feet in a restaurant than you should be given a one way trip to the Funny Farm. Then the Hillbilly snatched my sandwich off of my table and placed his foot inside of my sandwich, and then sucked his fucking toes on my fucking sandwich. I was so pissed off I took the inbred's banjo and whacked him upside the head with his banjo as McDonald's Workers began to drag this half naked hillbilly out of McDonald's as everybody applauded me for taking care of this whackjob while everybody outside pointed and laughed at this inbred hick for his rude and disruptive antics as they hauled his ass off to the funny farm.
I got drunk and lost my virginity to my friends dad. I was too drunk to remember exactly what happened but I was asleep and woke up to him thrusting inside me. Then I blacked out again. The next morning I woke up and found he didn't use a condom. Its basically rape and I fear I might have an std.
(im a dirty slut girl)
so i was at my step daddy place for new years and he lives on the beach. i had recently broke up with my exbf so i went through a slutty stage. i got drunk with a mate and we picked up two older gentleman. i ended up on the beach with one of them going at it, and half way through i swear i passed out!
but then i ended up telling him to pull out because i couldn't feel anything! the next thing i know, i'm hooking up with the other man and then he had me bent over, hitting it from the back!. I was oh yes daddy harder ,more I'm your dirty slut yelling..
the next day i checked out my girl and the sand had gotten in the way had actually cut me and man did it hurt to walk because of it. moral to the story, dont fuck on the beach when drunk, and dont go slutty after a breakup!
My wife is a wh*re. She cheated on me for several years. We’re in our 40s so maybe almost 2 decades. It’s hard to say. I gave up. She assumed I condoned or let her sleep around with 2 lovers of hers when I couldn’t satisfy her. I actually blamed myself because we became swingers because I wanted to sleep with a blonde woman that swung. I also stupidly thought it would make our sex lives better. It did for her.
My wife is more attractive than me. This is usually the case with most couples. I will only admit that here as I’m a fraud of a person. When people see the real me, I become more Republican than I actually am. We hide and hide often. That is slang for being full of crap. I am one being why I likely hide and pretend I’m all that when people that pay attention would know outside of having a great butt, I’m nothing.
We became swingers and were quite successful I believe that because my wife was and is gorgeous. She’s not as gorgeous as she was in her 20s and 30s but she has Lyme disease and stuff popped up. She also hides behind the bottle a log and is now a drunk, so she’s lost a few steps.
I still love her anyway but I wonder if she doesn’t cheat now because she thinks nobody would have her. Maybe that’s a good thing but I can tell she’s profoundly unhappy. After we had a few couples all those years ago, she started cheating. It was with a guy she had sex with when I had sex with his wife at the swingers club.
They hit it off more than I did with his wife. He was a built stud with long hair and I’ll admit if I was a woman I’d have killed to have his body and attitude. Face not so much but he knew how ti pleasure a woman and had a body most would kill for despite being much older than us.
I thought he and I were friends but that I believe was a facade and obvious lie so he could easily have access to f**k my wife. I didn’t know about it for years because it happened while I was working. Of course. Little hoe she said was.
I eventually suspected something was up because there was a sock that didn’t match anything I’ve ever worn near the side of our bed. I went to a shop that specialized in spying equipment and set up a dinky camera near our dresser. I put more all around the house because the investment made sense. In many ways I wish I hadn’t. They had sex in every room and in every which way.
He satisfied her better than I ever did and he did things I never did because I sucked at them. I guess for some of us it’s embarrassing to have our wives teach us because there are men out there that already knew. He sure as hell did much like another friend of hers I caught her with when he briefly visited us in the guise of a weekend trip before seeing his family. It was for her. Only her. Of course it was.
She stopped seeing my ex friend as I now saw him as despite lying to my wife that I still considered him a friend. All those hours of video and audio of them together I wanted to kill him. I almost did. I eventually told her enough of him or I’m done, only to take it back.
Many would likely read this and say why didn’t you dump her. Later, did once and she had other lovers during our time apart. I had one woman but I missed my wife. This was pure hell. At the time our 3 kids were very young and although they unfortunately knew all about the men she slept with even when they were sometimes around, we got back together and she moved back.
Within a week her usual lover was in our bed making love to her. It stopped, then started again so I told her let’s swing again to open up the marriage. She thought this was odd but she was excited. I wonder why. She also cammed as we didn’t have tons of money. This was my bright idea and seemingly showing off my then hot wife. What was I thinking?
Child services found out about it and we got in trouble. My wife did more because she was nude all over the web and my kids saw her. I guess one of them told. She became suicidal over this but like clockwork retreated to her lover again. Eventually, they stopped but she then listed after he real best friend who was better looking than her lover of several years. I left to attempt to clear my head.
This time I slept with several women I kept hidden from my wife because I already know what she was and likely still is. One was one of her best friends and I threw it in her face that the sex with us was incredible. Amazingly, it was and it was often: The problem was she was also sleeping with my wife and my wife fell in love with her.
This woman used both of us because she’s a narcissistic opportunist and another hoe. She stayed with us for about a year sleeping with both of us before finding a would be sugar daddy of some sort. I’ve realized I can’t have anyone that didn’t already have my wife or she’d come after them later. It’s likely still going on despite my wife finally looking average and being beat up from life. Good.
Her sex life is like mine, alive when we’re very horny or high. Sometimes when drunk which is often, she’ll tell me about all her conquests and one of them she always lies about when sober. I know otherwise. I have that on tape too. I slept in the next room while she slept with her best friend. She was in love with him and I found out she wanted to leave me for him but she panicked and went back to her older lover.
I’m a masochist but I love my overly slutty wife. I just do. Why I stay doesn’t say much about me but I love her. The thought of her alone in the world (let’s be honest she’ll never be alone) without me makes me sick. Maybe that’s because I just need her more than she needs me. She says she’s happy but why constantly drink? We try to woods things go as she doesn’t cheat now but only because she works so much and has several disorders. It’s hell but it’s life. I deserve this. It’s my private hell.
#cheating #wife #promiscuity #love #disgust #swinging #lovers #drunk #whore #weak
My dad just ruined my phone. He was over drunk when he arrived home and started talking shit about me and my siblings. I tried to ignore him so he grabbed my phone to draw my attention. And I told him that he was too drunk to think properly but he screamed at me and threw my phone because of my ill-bred behavior (?). He had never been this angry and my mother didn't care about what happens to me. I'm just really frustrated but I am going to take an important exam next morning so I just want to feel slightly better by release my bottled-up emotions, thank you for listening the whole thing.
I'm so sorry for my poor grammar but my feeling is such a mess.
The last time I got really really really drunk, I had to throw up and the only think that I could use was the cap of one of my friends. I let all of the digusting stuff into his cap but I was (and I still am) too afraid to tell him. He didn't notice it until he put it on... I won't ever forget his face when all of the pavement pizza landed on his head...
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