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I am visiting my parents of the holidays and I got here a week ago.
Last weekend I decided to you to a club and meet some old friends I haven't seen in a while.
I got there early and decided to get drunk at the bar while waiting.
After a short while, this girl from high school ( I am now in college) came to me and started chatting me up.
Back then, I was madly in love with her but she just used me for rides and money and booze.
She broke my heart.
After some talking she confessed to me that she had serious financial problems and that she didn't knew how to pay for her next semester at college.
I was kinda drunk at this point, so I told her "I'll give you 200 bucks for a blow job" she considered it for maybe half a second and then agreed.
After the agreed I just took off with the words "I just wanted to see how desperate you are".
That was my revenge for breaking my heart in high school !!!
#high #school #crush #revenge #bar #club #drunk #blowjob #money #broke #girl #confession #sin
After my divorce I started to drink alot. I'm the mother of six children and we were abandoned by my husband and their father. As my drinking processed to get me to the point of becoming a black out drinker and then I would pass out cold. Years later I learned that while I was in the black out point of my drinking I would make sexual advances on one of my sons who was only 13 teen but was the spitting image of his father. I learned that I would try to undress him while also undressing myself. He always rejected me because I'm his mother and I was always piss ass drunk. I must have started something in him because years later I discovered that my 13 year old son started sneaking into my bedroom late at night and would touch and feel me up. This ended with him having sex with me without me knowing anything about it because I was in a black out and passed out cold from so much drink. I only discovered this because I day I was cleaning the basement and I found a hidden box with pictures of me passed out on my bed naked and spread wide open for all to see. I looked at all of the pictures and saw my son with his penis in my mouth and him inside of me having sex. There was over 100 pictures of me and some of him and me. I learned that my son had been having sex with me for over 6 years and I never had a clue. I'm so ashamed of myself for being a drunk.
I went out with a guy and got drunk. He asked to sleep on my couch since I lived close. We watched a movie. I pretended to be sleep. He tried to lightly "wake me up". He then proceeded (while I'm supposedly sleep) to kiss me, pull my shirt up slowly trying not to "wake me", suck on my breasts, and then pulled his pants down and tried to put it all in my mouth. I finally had enough and "woke up". He just acted like nothing had happened. I told him the next day that I blacked out... I don't know how to feel.
My girlfriend and I (m/30) have been together for around 10 years now. Her family is originally from Russia. Shortly, after we got together, she invited me to her birthday party with her family. Up until then, I never met her family or knew much about them. Of course I agreed to come and got her a nice present and some flowers for her mother. I actually thought that it would be a small and quiet celebration.
Oh boy, was I wrong.
When we pulled up to her parents' house, I was overwhelmed. It was (still is) a really big house with fine decour and everything. I got rather nervous that her family would not like me as they obviously were playing in another league than me.
So, it was a huge party and all her family from all around the country and from Russia came to celebrate. And as you might know, the Russians love their vodka. Everyone was very kind and everyone wanted to drink with me. As soon as my glass was empty, another relative came my way holding vodka shots. My girlfriend was very busy talking to everyone and did not notice what happened until it was too late.
So, we danced, we took shots, the food was amazing. Until I noticed that I wasn't feeling so well. I didn't make it back to the bathroom, but puked all over myself, the floor and some landed on my girlfriend's mother... I was mortified!
Somehow, my girlfriend, her mother and her aunt managed to get me into the bathtub and hosed me down. They got me a pyjama of my girlfriend's dad and they put me to bed.
The next morning when I woke up I felt horrible. I was utterly ashamed, but still went down for breakfast. Everyone still present was smirking and laughing at me, but it seemed everything in good fun. Her mother came up to me with a bottle of vodka shortly after and asked if I wanted to do some shots. I almost puked on her again.
So I guess I just wanted to get this off my chest before our wedding in June when I have to see her whole family again.
#girlfriend #russian #vodka #drunk #puked #embarrassing #family #celebration #party #bathroom #funny #ashamed #confession #wedding #russia
A friend of mine got a new chimney. We loaded tons of firewood in it and fired it. The smoke was so heavy that you couldn't stand in a 50 feet area. Later, I told a really drunk friend of mine, he should fire the chimney some more.
I can still remember the fizz it made after he touched the hot knob.
Drinking. Two of my roommates went off for a beach party good time when Covid hit. Just a cold.
Came back & it swept thru everyone they knew.
One of them had her family hit hard. She ended up in family. So did some of her relatives.
So after people she loved went on permanent disability & worse. She got cautious. So did her friend.
But now each of their oldest relatives are vaccinated. Nothing to worry about. Party time. They stuck their kid back in school. They are going to bars mask less to pick up men. They are in there hung over. But bragging about all they drank & the good times.
Now that the south has their beaches wide open with the deadlier mutations it’s time to go to the beach for a week again.
You can’t fix stupid. They are confident they will survive the new virus because they did the first. Their elders are vaccinated. So they have nothing to worry about anymore. Time to go live again.
That is why our nation is having so much more death & stuff than most countries. We have spoiled people who only worry about themselves.
This is why our not vaccinating sick young people & parents with young kids once we knew it was safe is wrong.
Oh I get that hospital staff is first. That group home disabled & elders are second. Even prisoners.
But none nursing home old people should be behind the immune suppressed kids. Behind very sick & immune suppressed adults with underage kids. Behind the disabled who can’t follow PPE type rules. Not to be rude, but they are old. Already lived.
Or; put them all in the same group.
Then should come any high risk.
Then anyone else.
It’s obvi with selfish people who do not care about anyone else, that we can’t rely on them to look out for anyone but themselves.
That’s a cost of freedom. We have to let a lot of people die because they want the freedom to go get drunk & spread the new variants of death.
One thing this has taught us is why some past plagues were so deadly. You can’t fix stupid. You can’t fix selfish.
If a really deadly virus hit us it would spread thru America like an inferno, because too many just don’t care.
I do wonder this. One came home stumble drunk. Talked about how the other drunk more than her & kept drinking. Both came back same time. So who drove?
The one is saying the other drunk even more. So did the other set & sober before leave? I didn’t see other come in. I’ve never seen either drive drunk. So I’ll assume the driver sobered.
I have never drank so I don’t even know how it works. I think bartenders check them. Hope so.
I worked with two drunks that got arrested after leaving bars drunk. They were so mad. Said the cops were waiting. I made a lot of people mad. I said good. I’m glad. I pay the cops to set outside the bars. Have a cab take you there. Then one has to take you home.
One guy said well what if I find a woman who only gets loosened up when she’s drunk?
You’d think the world would like me. I’ve never drank; smoked, or done drugs. I worked hard. Charity work. I volunteered to help people in life or death situations.
But you get sick & discover you don’t matter to society at all. You don’t ever want to be homeless.
I left one of my best friends totally drunk in a club last night. I didn't care and I didn't want to carry him home all by myself.
Yesterday, I was VERY drunk and when I am drunk I get the strangest ideas. So yesterday, I left a big sausage in my neighbour's sand box, I pooped in the sand box.
Oh, I hope her terrible spoilt brat of a son will play in the sand box tomorrow. :-)
I said some harsh things when drunk, but I can't remember, and now my boyfriend and family hate me
Some time ago my friends and I were partying in the city. We had a lot of fun and drank a lot of alcohol. The time went by and our alcohol consume took its toll. We were wasted and running around in the city, flirting with girls and mess around with people there.
After a while we met a homeless man. He was sitting in a corner of a building, drinking his beer and just looking miserable. We talked to him and while my friends where distracting him, I peed in his beer can.
We said goodbye and left after that, laughing our asses off.
In retrospect I feel terrible about it and very sorry for the man. He probably hadn't had anything else but that beer and I pissed in it. I am sorry!
#party #homeless #drunk #alcohol #beer #can #pee #confess #sin
Several months ago I met this guy online. We are both males, both married and in our late 40's. He put feelers out there as a feminine guy, wanted someone to meet while crossdressed and he wanted to be sub to a dom man. I'd not had any strange pussy or ass in over 20 years but was interested. We talked exchanged pictures and he started showing me pictures of his fat wife with huge titties and ass. He would even write my name on her while she was nude and take pictures to send me. I had some old pics of my wife and showed them to him.
We met, and started a fem/masculine get together in which he would dress and I would fuck him and dom him. He wouldn't suck cock though. I finally made him do it and he got mad and I finally got him back to meeting me. He had been fucked by 4 guys before me, I'd parade him around and call him slut, cunt, and other names. I would even open the drapes in the hotel/motel rooms so that people would see this chubby older woman getting banged in her butt through the window. They didn't know I was fucking a guys ass. I always started the session by making him stand up and stick my finger up his butt and make him walk around the suite, opening drapes, windows anything I wanted. He got really sub and I even more dom and I would make him do things to his wife, and take pictures to send me. She dommed him in real life (not sex life) even making him wear cotton panties all the time usually in pink, pastels, and white. So he wouldn't mess them up she made him wear a panty liner or a full pad, just as she did everyday. Sometimes she would make him wear a bra as he had cubby manboobs. Even when they first started fucking she refused to let him stick his cock in her mouth, or in her ass. So I told him he should take his wife and force the bitch to take cum up her ass or mouth. His cock had gotten to where he could barely get it up (usually with injections) so I wrote a story about her being passed out and my fucking her.
He started experimenting with her drinking and slipping in a sleeping pill. She would pass out and he took pics of him dildoing her cunt and sticking his limp cock on her lips. At his suggestion I waited till I got word from him that she was passed out and went to his house. I played with her for a while, ate her pussy out, let him play with my nipples, then I laid on top of her and she automatically spread her legs. Instead of fucking her then I just put my cock into her sopping pussy and got it really wet, then laid him down in his girly clothes next to his wife and fucked him right next to her, in the bed the two of them shared.
After that I made him do some kinky shit, and got my cock hard again, then fucked his wife while he placed my cock at her entrance. I shot a load up her slit all the while sucking, mashing and bruising her tits. I kissed hickies on her neck, and stuck the business end of a wine bottle up her loose cunt after I was done. I made him make me dinner, while dressed in his nightie with stockings and heels. Then told him it was time her virgin asshole got fucked by a real man. We went up to the bedroom and rolled her fat ass over, I made him grease her up with some lube she had and I got on top of her while she was lying face down on the bed. I put my cock into her, and reminded him that this was the position in which I first fucked him. After having shot two loads already, it took me about 45 minutes to cum up her virgin ass. It was certainly tight, I think she was indeed a virgin, but after a 45 minute reaming with a pretty thick 7 inch cock, and her being passed out, it was gaping open bigger than a quarter.
He started to panic wondering how he was going to explain the cum in her cunt and ass. I didn't give a shit and instead jacked him off all over her face and tits. I then told him that her cunt was way too loose for her to only be fucked by his scrawny little cock. She was having an affair. I then told him the best way for him to not be accused of fucking her while she was asleep would be to suck all my cum from her cunt and her ass, and lick his off her face and tits. Then I left. I don't know what he did, but it worked out.
I fucked her about 12 times that way, and finally he told her that he liked being fucked and dressing up and she liked the idea of him being a "woman" too. So he had permission to get dressed and fucked in front of her. I went and fucked him several times, then going off with her to the store, or out to eat (using his credit card each time) then I'd go back and get off again. She made him start sucking my cock to orgasm many times, and eventually she let me fuck her in front of him. She took my cock up her cunt, her mouth, her ass, she even did ass2mouth in front of her husband. I even made him clean my shitty cock with his mouth after it was in his wifes ass.
It's a very rewarding relationship, but we still like to get her drunk and passed out so I can abuse her cunt and ass and bruise those big tits of hers. She just laughs about it now.
I'm a vegetarian for 5 years now. But last weekend I did something, for me, quite horrible.
I went out with some friends, we had a few (a lot) drinks, we partying and had a really good time. About 4 am or something, we got really really hungry, so we decided to go to an Asian restaurant. It was the only one open at that time.
There, you were able to choose your animal you want to eat, and it gets immediately killed and cooked.
The restaurant advertises with "Fresh food".
I ordered chicken. And I ate it.
I feel so terrible. I'm vegetarian by conviction and I can't believe I've done that....
#vegetarian #chicken #food #restaurant #asian #confession #alcohol #drunk
I am 23 years old and last weeked was the first time I drank alcohol. I am still living with my parents and when they left for date night on Saturday I found their vodka stash. I was rather curious and drank quite a bit.When my parents came back home I was lying topless on our kitchen table, singing "I want to break free" from Queen.I will never touch alcohol again.
#topless #queen #confession #alcohol #drunk #vodka #fun #embarrassing
I look very beautiful. Recently I let a guy make out with me in a bar. I was drunk, aroused. He came next to me and started talking smoothly. After five minutes I started loosing balance, he took me to a room upstairs and we made out there. Didn't had sex, but he fondled me by sliding his hands under my bra. I gave him a handjob.
He lives in my street only. I regret that for my life. Everytime I see him outside, I feel embarassed
(im a dirty slut girl)
so i was at my step daddy place for new years and he lives on the beach. i had recently broke up with my exbf so i went through a slutty stage. i got drunk with a mate and we picked up two older gentleman. i ended up on the beach with one of them going at it, and half way through i swear i passed out!
but then i ended up telling him to pull out because i couldn't feel anything! the next thing i know, i'm hooking up with the other man and then he had me bent over, hitting it from the back!. I was oh yes daddy harder ,more I'm your dirty slut yelling..
the next day i checked out my girl and the sand had gotten in the way had actually cut me and man did it hurt to walk because of it. moral to the story, dont fuck on the beach when drunk, and dont go slutty after a breakup!
In my late teens some friends and I were cruising around and wound up on a parking lot. Coming from the upper scale club on the lot was an older woman who could barely walk. She couldn't find her car. I got out and helped her find her car, then the guys followed me to her house as I drove. She surely would have wrecked if not worse on the way home if I hadn't. She invited me and my friends in, the guys started raiding her liquor cabinet and I helped her up the stairs. She stripped in front of me and half passed out, pulled out my cock and started sucking. She took off all my clothes and laid down and spread her legs. Her big D cup boobs were perfect, even at her age, and she had a great shape, obviously had some kids with a little wider hips but her dark blondish/light brownish pussy hair was beautiful, only surpassed when I spread her pussy lips open. I fucked her and when I was done she was out, totally out. I went down naked to get a drink and the other guys went up one at a time and each fucked her. I went up one more time to fuck her and seeing all the cum dripping from her used pussy, and it all over her pussy hair and tits, I rolled her over to get some fresh hole. I fucked her in the ass, got dressed and we all left.
Fast forward about 7 years, and I went home with my fiancé to meet her mother, and . . . yes, you guessed it, she was the same woman who my friends and I fucked that night she was so drunk. She doesn't seem to know it's me, she lives in the same house, same furniture, evidently her daughter was with her divorced father at the time.
I haven't said a word, however; I must say now that I know I do find some similarities in the pussy, tits, and ass of Mother and Daughter.
I gave my bf the best birthday present by surprising him. We always hang out with our common friends for a drink. that night we were at a friend's place and I know one of his fantasy is me to blow him in front of his friends while we are drunk. i have always refused but this time i took out his penis and suck it. i even swallowed his load. i bet our friends, especially the guys enjoyed the show.
My girl and i went out to catch a movie one night then later on decided to stop at the bar right down the street. I ended up gettin really drunk and had to leave. we got home and things heated up. In my drunkn stuper i thought id take control i threw her down on the bed flat on her stomach and went to town.
I was beatn up for 2 or 3 minutes b4 she turned her head and said " what the hell you doin" i was confused for a second then she said " u know thats my thighs your rubbing" i never even made it in her! Those thighs sure felt good!!!
My wife is a wh*re. She cheated on me for several years. We’re in our 40s so maybe almost 2 decades. It’s hard to say. I gave up. She assumed I condoned or let her sleep around with 2 lovers of hers when I couldn’t satisfy her. I actually blamed myself because we became swingers because I wanted to sleep with a blonde woman that swung. I also stupidly thought it would make our sex lives better. It did for her.
My wife is more attractive than me. This is usually the case with most couples. I will only admit that here as I’m a fraud of a person. When people see the real me, I become more Republican than I actually am. We hide and hide often. That is slang for being full of crap. I am one being why I likely hide and pretend I’m all that when people that pay attention would know outside of having a great butt, I’m nothing.
We became swingers and were quite successful I believe that because my wife was and is gorgeous. She’s not as gorgeous as she was in her 20s and 30s but she has Lyme disease and stuff popped up. She also hides behind the bottle a log and is now a drunk, so she’s lost a few steps.
I still love her anyway but I wonder if she doesn’t cheat now because she thinks nobody would have her. Maybe that’s a good thing but I can tell she’s profoundly unhappy. After we had a few couples all those years ago, she started cheating. It was with a guy she had sex with when I had sex with his wife at the swingers club.
They hit it off more than I did with his wife. He was a built stud with long hair and I’ll admit if I was a woman I’d have killed to have his body and attitude. Face not so much but he knew how ti pleasure a woman and had a body most would kill for despite being much older than us.
I thought he and I were friends but that I believe was a facade and obvious lie so he could easily have access to f**k my wife. I didn’t know about it for years because it happened while I was working. Of course. Little hoe she said was.
I eventually suspected something was up because there was a sock that didn’t match anything I’ve ever worn near the side of our bed. I went to a shop that specialized in spying equipment and set up a dinky camera near our dresser. I put more all around the house because the investment made sense. In many ways I wish I hadn’t. They had sex in every room and in every which way.
He satisfied her better than I ever did and he did things I never did because I sucked at them. I guess for some of us it’s embarrassing to have our wives teach us because there are men out there that already knew. He sure as hell did much like another friend of hers I caught her with when he briefly visited us in the guise of a weekend trip before seeing his family. It was for her. Only her. Of course it was.
She stopped seeing my ex friend as I now saw him as despite lying to my wife that I still considered him a friend. All those hours of video and audio of them together I wanted to kill him. I almost did. I eventually told her enough of him or I’m done, only to take it back.
Many would likely read this and say why didn’t you dump her. Later, did once and she had other lovers during our time apart. I had one woman but I missed my wife. This was pure hell. At the time our 3 kids were very young and although they unfortunately knew all about the men she slept with even when they were sometimes around, we got back together and she moved back.
Within a week her usual lover was in our bed making love to her. It stopped, then started again so I told her let’s swing again to open up the marriage. She thought this was odd but she was excited. I wonder why. She also cammed as we didn’t have tons of money. This was my bright idea and seemingly showing off my then hot wife. What was I thinking?
Child services found out about it and we got in trouble. My wife did more because she was nude all over the web and my kids saw her. I guess one of them told. She became suicidal over this but like clockwork retreated to her lover again. Eventually, they stopped but she then listed after he real best friend who was better looking than her lover of several years. I left to attempt to clear my head.
This time I slept with several women I kept hidden from my wife because I already know what she was and likely still is. One was one of her best friends and I threw it in her face that the sex with us was incredible. Amazingly, it was and it was often: The problem was she was also sleeping with my wife and my wife fell in love with her.
This woman used both of us because she’s a narcissistic opportunist and another hoe. She stayed with us for about a year sleeping with both of us before finding a would be sugar daddy of some sort. I’ve realized I can’t have anyone that didn’t already have my wife or she’d come after them later. It’s likely still going on despite my wife finally looking average and being beat up from life. Good.
Her sex life is like mine, alive when we’re very horny or high. Sometimes when drunk which is often, she’ll tell me about all her conquests and one of them she always lies about when sober. I know otherwise. I have that on tape too. I slept in the next room while she slept with her best friend. She was in love with him and I found out she wanted to leave me for him but she panicked and went back to her older lover.
I’m a masochist but I love my overly slutty wife. I just do. Why I stay doesn’t say much about me but I love her. The thought of her alone in the world (let’s be honest she’ll never be alone) without me makes me sick. Maybe that’s because I just need her more than she needs me. She says she’s happy but why constantly drink? We try to woods things go as she doesn’t cheat now but only because she works so much and has several disorders. It’s hell but it’s life. I deserve this. It’s my private hell.
#cheating #wife #promiscuity #love #disgust #swinging #lovers #drunk #whore #weak
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