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Once I grabbed a woman's butt on a crowded train. I rubbed my hand on her butt and squeezed it and kept doing it for the whole ride. No one could see what I was doing. When the train stopped I just got off like nothing happened. She squirmed but didn't turn around or try too hard to stop me. I was drunk and she unfortunately just happened to be right in front of me. I didn't care at the time. But in the end I'm sorry to that woman.
After I got drunk on Christmas Eve, I threw up in the front garden, up to our front door. I went to bed without cleaning it up. The next day, I played shocked and surprised; like "What idiot did this?! OH MY GOD!"
Haha, what a mess!
I threw up (out of my window) directly on a parking car. Yeah, I was pretty drunk and I ate pretty disgusting stuff before I got sick. I stunk like hell. Fortunately, the car was gone the next day...
I gave my bf the best birthday present by surprising him. We always hang out with our common friends for a drink. that night we were at a friend's place and I know one of his fantasy is me to blow him in front of his friends while we are drunk. i have always refused but this time i took out his penis and suck it. i even swallowed his load. i bet our friends, especially the guys enjoyed the show.
I'm 16 and young for 3rd year in college. I'm attending summer sessions to advance further. There was a wild party, and this very pretty girl of 21 passed out drunk. Some girls asked me to lift her and take her into the bedroom and lay her down. I did, she was totally out of it. While in there I pulled her blouse and bra up played with and sucked her tits. Then I lifted her skirt to see her pantie-less pussy and ass. She had brown pussy hair trimmed so it was about 2 inches wide and went straight up from the start of her pussy lips about 3 inches or more. She had light and soft hair on her pussy lips. I softly licked on her pussy, she moaned, I panicked, but she was out, just having a reaction. I licked some more, fingered her with two fingers, and walked over and quietly locked the door.
I raped her pussy. I then pulled her clothes back, covered her up and went to the party. It all sounds like I was gone a while, but it was my first time. . . it was all over in about 4 minutes, I'm ashamed to say.
That was Saturday, today; Monday I just finished a 2 hour class with her sitting next to me. I'd really like to date her but I'm so much younger and she knows it. It's that way with almost all the girls. I guess I'll have to wait for another party.
I said some harsh things when drunk, but I can't remember, and now my boyfriend and family hate me
I am 42 and married to a very hot, slim, hardbodied 38 year old woman. She looks in her face like a 25 year old (genetics, her mother doesn't look a day over 40), and her body is one that teen girls wish they had. She was out with friends last night, got very drunk, very early and the dropped her off to sleep. She came in, said hi and went straight to our bedroom. She surprised me and Todd the 16 year old from next door. Todd was helping me with some remodeling. I gave her some time, went in and pulled the covers off my naked wife and saw that pretty trimmed patch of black pussy hair, and those nice, meaty nipples on her B cup tits. I finger fucked her, then gave those nipples each a very hard pinch and twist and she didn't stir. So I brought up Todd and let him see my naked wife passed out. I finger fucked her, and stuck my soaked finger fully into her mouth, then fingered her asshole. I let him finger fuck her and suck and twist her beautiful tits. Then we both jacked off on her tits. I would have let him fuck her, but she's not on the pill and I didn't have any rubbers in the house and she didn't have her diaphragm in. So I cleaned her up and let Todd watch me fuck my wife in her ass before he left. This morning she knew I'd fucked her drunk ass, but didn't know a thing about the neighbor having played with her naked body, and now that the 16 year old knows what she looks like naked, and knows what her tits and pussy taste and feel like.
When my girlfriend gets drunk and passes out, I jerk off and cum all over her face and take a picture. Sometimes she's sleeping with her mouth open. I like to do that.
I am 23 years old and last weeked was the first time I drank alcohol. I am still living with my parents and when they left for date night on Saturday I found their vodka stash. I was rather curious and drank quite a bit.When my parents came back home I was lying topless on our kitchen table, singing "I want to break free" from Queen.I will never touch alcohol again.
#topless #queen #confession #alcohol #drunk #vodka #fun #embarrassing
In middle school I had a female teacher who held me after class for smoking. She gave me two weeks of this and I missed my bus every day. She did give me a ride home after.
I found she drank in school and had a mixed drink at the end of the day. I told her I would like one, she would not allow it.
So I kept adding to her drink and she kept drinking. I got her drunk at the school and had sex with her in the coat closet.
the following day she excused me from dentition and ask me not to tell anyone.
I black mailed her into having sex with me three more times and giving me a good grade in her class.
I was not kind and I knew she was a lonely woman who had personal value issues. She quit the end of that year and moved away. She told me she worried i would tell someone and get her in trouble.
Life isn’t fair. I ate right & exercised. No drugs or drink. Been sick much of my life.
I know fat smokers who eat endless fried foods; get drunk; smoke; did a lot of drugs, & won’t even wear a mask for Covid. Yet are healthier than me.
The last time I got really really really drunk, I had to throw up and the only think that I could use was the cap of one of my friends. I let all of the digusting stuff into his cap but I was (and I still am) too afraid to tell him. He didn't notice it until he put it on... I won't ever forget his face when all of the pavement pizza landed on his head...
My girlfriend and I (m/30) have been together for around 10 years now. Her family is originally from Russia. Shortly, after we got together, she invited me to her birthday party with her family. Up until then, I never met her family or knew much about them. Of course I agreed to come and got her a nice present and some flowers for her mother. I actually thought that it would be a small and quiet celebration.
Oh boy, was I wrong.
When we pulled up to her parents' house, I was overwhelmed. It was (still is) a really big house with fine decour and everything. I got rather nervous that her family would not like me as they obviously were playing in another league than me.
So, it was a huge party and all her family from all around the country and from Russia came to celebrate. And as you might know, the Russians love their vodka. Everyone was very kind and everyone wanted to drink with me. As soon as my glass was empty, another relative came my way holding vodka shots. My girlfriend was very busy talking to everyone and did not notice what happened until it was too late.
So, we danced, we took shots, the food was amazing. Until I noticed that I wasn't feeling so well. I didn't make it back to the bathroom, but puked all over myself, the floor and some landed on my girlfriend's mother... I was mortified!
Somehow, my girlfriend, her mother and her aunt managed to get me into the bathtub and hosed me down. They got me a pyjama of my girlfriend's dad and they put me to bed.
The next morning when I woke up I felt horrible. I was utterly ashamed, but still went down for breakfast. Everyone still present was smirking and laughing at me, but it seemed everything in good fun. Her mother came up to me with a bottle of vodka shortly after and asked if I wanted to do some shots. I almost puked on her again.
So I guess I just wanted to get this off my chest before our wedding in June when I have to see her whole family again.
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My girl and i went out to catch a movie one night then later on decided to stop at the bar right down the street. I ended up gettin really drunk and had to leave. we got home and things heated up. In my drunkn stuper i thought id take control i threw her down on the bed flat on her stomach and went to town.
I was beatn up for 2 or 3 minutes b4 she turned her head and said " what the hell you doin" i was confused for a second then she said " u know thats my thighs your rubbing" i never even made it in her! Those thighs sure felt good!!!
Some time ago my friends and I were partying in the city. We had a lot of fun and drank a lot of alcohol. The time went by and our alcohol consume took its toll. We were wasted and running around in the city, flirting with girls and mess around with people there.
After a while we met a homeless man. He was sitting in a corner of a building, drinking his beer and just looking miserable. We talked to him and while my friends where distracting him, I peed in his beer can.
We said goodbye and left after that, laughing our asses off.
In retrospect I feel terrible about it and very sorry for the man. He probably hadn't had anything else but that beer and I pissed in it. I am sorry!
#party #homeless #drunk #alcohol #beer #can #pee #confess #sin
True story of my naughtiest night ever
This is a totally true story that happened in 2005. No one except the people involved know about it and no one in the world knows it is me except me.
About 15 years ago I went to a fancy dress party on a Sunday night with my then BF dressed as Agnetha from Abba (the blonde one). I was wearing a very short skirt, blonde wig and sparkle make up.
My BF got really drunk and started to act like an asshole and we got into a huge fight, I stormed off and told him I was going home which was around 20 miles away. I couldn’t get a cab straight away so I went to a pub that was inside one of the local Village hotels and stood at the bar on my own, it was about 1130PM by then and the bar was pretty empty.
I noticed 2 guys that kept looking over, nothing special about them but they weren't ugly either.
After about 30 minutes one came over to me and asked if "I was working", I thought that he thought I worked at the hotel at first so was a bit confused and asked him what he meant, he said "how much for both of us?" It took a couple of seconds for it to sink in and then I suddenly realised that he thought I was a prostitute! I imagine it was the way that I was dressed that made him think it.
I was pretty drunk (very actually) by then and still really pissed at my BF, I should have ran but for a reason that I have never been able to figure out I just blurted "£300" thinking that would make him go away, I didn't even earn that in a week then. He just looked at me and said "OK, me and (whatever his friends name was) have to go to a Cashpoint to draw it out, we will be back in 10 minutes". I had every intention of just running at that point but I was also really turned on and a lot scared, which made me even more turned on. They left and I just stood there, drinking even more and wondering if they would come back.
After about 10 minutes they both returned and the one that had been quiet before came over and asked if I had a room there, I was so nervous at this point that I lied and said yes (I figured that if they thought I was registered there and was with someone else then there would be less chance they would hurt me!) but that there was another girl with me and she was in there.
Short guy had a room as he was visiting tall guy who lived locally so suggested that we went to his room, that was the longest short journey I have ever done. As soon as we walked out of the bar into the hotel corridor and were out of site of the staff he handed me £300 in cash, all in £20's and it dawned on me that not was this only real but that I had no condoms! I told them that I was just going to pop into the ladies room to count (he actually looked quite insulted about that) and to wait outside. I went in, went straight to the condom machine and bought a pack of 10 with the change I had in my handbag before popping into the cubicle to check that all was fresh "down there" :) I was incredibly turned on by this point and was already really wet but I still couldn't believe that I was going to go ahead with this!
They actually looked a bit surprised when I came back out, I think they thought that I was going to climb out of a window! We carried on up to the room and not one word was spoken all the way there. One woman came into the hotel corridor just before we went in to his room and looked at me as exactly what I actually was, a cheap hooker!
I wasn't sure how it was supposed to start but that was quickly resolved by the first guy that had spoken to me taking off his T-shirt and starting to take off his jeans, which prompted the other guy to do the same, in what seemed like seconds they were both naked and both hard, they were both quite athletic and both had decent sized dicks, about average from my experience.
The taller one of the two came over and pushed me into a sitting position on the bed and pulled my head towards his cock, I was actually going to do this and just like that for the first time in 3 years I had another mans cock in my mouth! He pushed me back so that I was lying down and kneeled over me, while he was slowly fucking my face his friend had pulled down my skirt and knickers and was eating me out, I genuinely thought I was going to explode! I had never done anything like this before, had certainly never been with 2 men and here I was being paid for it! I felt the shorter one move away and thought that he was about to fuck me so I mumbled "condoms, handbag" as best as I could with a mouth full of cock! He got them but it turns out that he wasn't ready for that, he wanted what his friend had been getting. The taller one climbed off me and they took the opportunity to take off the rest of my clothes, I was now fully naked, in a hotel room in front of two strangers and I was being paid to fuck them!
They stood side by side and had me get on my knees on the floor to suck them both, it was totally and utterly surreal swapping from cock to cock like some porn star. Almost without warning the shorter one grabbed my head (I think he was about to cum!) and pulled my blonde wig clean off!! That had all of us burst out laughing and stopped everything in its tracks for a few minutes, I took the hairpins out of my own blonde hair (shorter than Agnethas wig!) and the next thing the short one had his cock straight back in my mouth whilst the taller one watched. I wasn't really blowing him a such, it was more that he was fucking my mouth and I knew what was coming as he got faster and faster, he dug his fingers into my head so hard that it actually hurt a little bit and then boom, he shot his cum right into my mouth. I have never really been a swallow kind of girl, I normally spit it out but I had no choice with this guy as he still had hold of my head and I swallowed this complete strangers cum in front of his friend!
As soon as he had finished he pulled his dick out of my mouth and it was instantly replaced with the tall guys, I couldn't believe that I had just swallowed a load of cum from one cock and seconds later I had another one on my mouth. Tall guy didn't last long either and before I knew it I was swallowing his load as well, 2 loads of cum from 2 different guys in minutes!
Things calmed down for a few minutes then, I honestly think that they thought that as they had both cum that was it, maybe it is with an actual prostitute I have no idea but I was so turned on at that point there was no way they were getting away with it that easy!
Within minutes I had sucked them both back hard again and this time I was going to get some enjoyment for myself. I practically dragged the taller one over to the bed by his cock and returned the favour from earlier by pushing him back onto the bed and going straight down on his now rock hard dick, my ass sticking in the air ready for his friend. I felt the bed sink under his weight as he climbed on and from behind he pushed my legs further apart, I was now so turned on that I was actually “aching” down there, like an intense itch that really needed scratching, I really, really needed fucking! I felt him rub his dick against my now dripping pussy, flicking against my clit and up and down my lips, I’m sure that he was enjoying it but I just wanted him in me so badly. I felt the slight pressure against my hole and then the bliss as he slowly slid in, it felt like being slowly filled with something that created an immense sense of pleasure and tingling and a sense of euphoria as he went in with that initial rush through my body that I always get during sex followed by that sense of being “full” as he fully entered me. He could never have known but doggy is by far my favourite position and the one thing I love is exactly what he was doing, he had my hips gripped tightly in his hands and was not only pounding me but pulling me back onto his cock with every thrust, I was in heaven. It was getting hard to concentrate on tall boys cock with short guy doing such a great job and I was afraid I would end up biting him! He turned slightly on the bed so that he was now sideways to me which I then realised that he had done so that he could reach my tits while I was blowing him, that was it for me, I was in heaven! One cock filling me from behind, one in my mouth and now my very sensitive nipples being toyed with, I came like I have never come before or since. It was so intense that I actually felt light headed and had to bury my face in tall boys stomach just to stifle the scream! This set short boy off and he really started to pound at me, his balls banging off my now very sensitive clit and that wonderful feeling of fullness just getting warmer and better. I put tall boys cock back into my mouth and now really went for it, like a deranged woman! He didn’t last long and within a minute or so had shot another load deep into my mouth but this time I was in charge and I did something else I have never done, I took his cock out om my mouth while he was still spurting and let him shoot the rest over my face, I have no idea why but it was so horny! When he had finished cumming I put him back in my mouth and cleaned every drop from his still rock hard dick. This set off short guy and I really felt the last 4 or 5 aggressive thrusts followed by him pulling me into him so tightly I thought he was trying to spear me! I could feel his cock pulsating in my pussy as he came and it occurred to me that I hadn’t actually seen him put on a condom! I realised pretty quickly that he had as I didn’t get the feeling of additional warmth or the increase in pressure that I usually feel when a guy cums inside me, I must admit I was actually a bit disappointed.
Within minutes they were both ready to go again, with a little help from my newly enthusiastic blowjob skills, they were definitely going to get value for money! This time they swapped places with tall guy lying me on my side and lifting my leg up to fuck me while short guy lay alongside me so I could suck his cock. When tall guys cock went into me I could feel straight away that something was different, I couldn’t quite place what but as I looked down between my legs I could see that he hadn’t put a condom on but at this point I just didn’t care, the site of this total strangers cock sinking into my soaking and aching pussy was just complete bliss. He reached down and started to rub my clit with his thumb and that just drove me over the edge, I was having what felt like continuous little orgasms over and over again. The only down side of all of this activity was that my jaw was really beginning to ache! I had never suffered from an aching jaw due to an overdose of blowjobs before I took his cock and started to wank him off as fast as I could, licking the head every so often and squeezing his balls with my other hand. Before long I felt him tense and knew what was going to happen next, I didn’t slow down at all and literally aimed the head of his dick into my open mouth until he shot his load straight into my face and onto my tounge before giving him the cleaning treatment. This was obviously too much for tall guy and I felt him tense up as he was about to cum. I actually wanted him to cum inside me but at the last minute he pulled out and came all over my hips and stomach which like a total slut I happily rubbed into my skin.
I spent the next 3 plus hours being fucked on all fours whilst sucking the other one off, riding one while his mate stood over him and got sucked by me, getting fucked missionary while the other one knelt by my head and fucked my mouth, getting fucked in the ass (I had only ever let my BF do that once and with him I hated it, not this time though!) and shorty even mentioned trying a double penetration (one in my pussy, one in my ass) which I was game for but the tall one didn't want to get that close to the short ones cock! I think we ended up using around 8 of the 10 condoms (I let them take them off so they could cum on me or in my mouth after fucking me to remove the temptation of going in “bareback” again) and I swallowed another 3 loads of cum from each one of them, I had taken 10 loads in one night and it was the first time I had ever seen a man “run dry”, I managed to empty both of them!
I lost count of the amount of orgasms I had and the whole thing only came to an end when my phone rang, it was my BF who had obviously only just drunkenly left the party!! I obviously didn't answer but used that as my reason to get dressed and leave, they were both pretty much worn out and done by then anyway and we had been “dormant” for 20 minutes or so. Short guy asked for my number and I gave him a completely made up one and the last thing that they both said was that was the best money that they had ever spent! To be honest I had completely forgotten about the money at that point, that was just a pleasant side effect.
I went back down to the lobby and called a cab, the receptionist giving me the same look as the woman in the corridor had done earlier which wasn't surprising, it was now about half 3 in the morning and I probably looked like I had been fucked for the last 3 hours, I could still taste cum in my mouth and I knew I had it all over my skin, I did wonder if she could smell it on my breath!
I got a cab back to my parents (I've always had a key and a room there, I used it when I had arguments with my BF), went straight to bed and the next day cleaned up and simply told him that he was a dick and that I had gone straight there from the party. He didn’t get any off me for a week which he thought was because of his drunken rant but the reality was the next day I genuinely felt battered and bruised, they had fucked me into exhaustion! He only lasted a few weeks after that, mainly because he was a drunken dick.
That is my confession that I have not told anyone, ever!! My one night as a £300 a session whore and to this day thinking about the entire thing still really, really turns me on. I have never considered doing it again but I don't regret doing it either.
The reason that I have now chosen to tell it was the fact that I actually saw “tall guy” again about a week ago! He was in Asda about 1/2 a mile from the actual hotel where it happened with a woman that looked like she was his wife. I hadn’t been back to the area since that night as I had no need to but found myself there for a work related trip and popped in to buy some shopping. He walked past me without even registering which didn’t surprise me, I am 15 years older, now have my hair back to its natural brunette colour from the bottle blonde that I used to be, I wear glasses and of course there was the Covid masks. I wouldn’t have actually realised it was him had he not taken off his mask to talk to his companion about whatever item it was that he was looking at on the shelves. I deliberately stayed in the same aisle for 30 seconds or so smiling to myself and sneaking a glance thinking “you fucked the living daylights out of me, you fucked me in the ass, I swallowed your cum 5 times and you paid me £300 for the pleasure”. I was getting wet right there and then in the aisle of Asda!
My now husband (not the same BF I had back then) got his brains fucked out that night all whilst I was secretly fantasizing about having two cocks again, I regularly get him to use a rubber cock on me while I am blowing him and it is because of that night. No one would ever believe that I was capable of doing what I did, I have a respectable job, family and public persona that just wouldn’t fit that type of behavior and I love the fact that I know completely different, that I literally can and have been a complete cum slut
In my late teens some friends and I were cruising around and wound up on a parking lot. Coming from the upper scale club on the lot was an older woman who could barely walk. She couldn't find her car. I got out and helped her find her car, then the guys followed me to her house as I drove. She surely would have wrecked if not worse on the way home if I hadn't. She invited me and my friends in, the guys started raiding her liquor cabinet and I helped her up the stairs. She stripped in front of me and half passed out, pulled out my cock and started sucking. She took off all my clothes and laid down and spread her legs. Her big D cup boobs were perfect, even at her age, and she had a great shape, obviously had some kids with a little wider hips but her dark blondish/light brownish pussy hair was beautiful, only surpassed when I spread her pussy lips open. I fucked her and when I was done she was out, totally out. I went down naked to get a drink and the other guys went up one at a time and each fucked her. I went up one more time to fuck her and seeing all the cum dripping from her used pussy, and it all over her pussy hair and tits, I rolled her over to get some fresh hole. I fucked her in the ass, got dressed and we all left.
Fast forward about 7 years, and I went home with my fiancé to meet her mother, and . . . yes, you guessed it, she was the same woman who my friends and I fucked that night she was so drunk. She doesn't seem to know it's me, she lives in the same house, same furniture, evidently her daughter was with her divorced father at the time.
I haven't said a word, however; I must say now that I know I do find some similarities in the pussy, tits, and ass of Mother and Daughter.
Me and my family was trying to have lunch at McDonald's until a man wearing a straw hat, overalls, and bare feet went inside McDonald's and he was holding a Banjo too and as McDonald's Employees tried to let the man know about the Dress Code Policy, he stands on top of the counter playing his banjo and singing Old MacDonald to the annoyance of everybody inside the restaurant. Then after he started shouting EIEIO the Employees began yelling at him to stop and to leave the restaurant and then the Hillbilly Farted right in the McDonald's Worker's Face and then he makes a dash towards the restroom and yes he went inside the restroom barefoot, now that is just nasty walking barefoot inside of a public restroom in a place where people eat, that just nearly made me lose my lunch.
Then about 20 minutes later the Hillbilly leaves the restroom wearing only a pair of underwear with turd stains skidmarked on his underwear. He then laid his banjo on my table and then picked up his foot and he actually started to smell his goddamn feet in the restaurant while other patrons were trying to eat as I could hear everybody groaning in disgust and wondering if this man needs to be put in the funny farm because if you are smelling your feet in a restaurant than you should be given a one way trip to the Funny Farm. Then the Hillbilly snatched my sandwich off of my table and placed his foot inside of my sandwich, and then sucked his fucking toes on my fucking sandwich. I was so pissed off I took the inbred's banjo and whacked him upside the head with his banjo as McDonald's Workers began to drag this half naked hillbilly out of McDonald's as everybody applauded me for taking care of this whackjob while everybody outside pointed and laughed at this inbred hick for his rude and disruptive antics as they hauled his ass off to the funny farm.
A friend of mine got a new chimney. We loaded tons of firewood in it and fired it. The smoke was so heavy that you couldn't stand in a 50 feet area. Later, I told a really drunk friend of mine, he should fire the chimney some more.
I can still remember the fizz it made after he touched the hot knob.
After my divorce I started to drink alot. I'm the mother of six children and we were abandoned by my husband and their father. As my drinking processed to get me to the point of becoming a black out drinker and then I would pass out cold. Years later I learned that while I was in the black out point of my drinking I would make sexual advances on one of my sons who was only 13 teen but was the spitting image of his father. I learned that I would try to undress him while also undressing myself. He always rejected me because I'm his mother and I was always piss ass drunk. I must have started something in him because years later I discovered that my 13 year old son started sneaking into my bedroom late at night and would touch and feel me up. This ended with him having sex with me without me knowing anything about it because I was in a black out and passed out cold from so much drink. I only discovered this because I day I was cleaning the basement and I found a hidden box with pictures of me passed out on my bed naked and spread wide open for all to see. I looked at all of the pictures and saw my son with his penis in my mouth and him inside of me having sex. There was over 100 pictures of me and some of him and me. I learned that my son had been having sex with me for over 6 years and I never had a clue. I'm so ashamed of myself for being a drunk.
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