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My girl and i went out to catch a movie one night then later on decided to stop at the bar right down the street. I ended up gettin really drunk and had to leave. we got home and things heated up. In my drunkn stuper i thought id take control i threw her down on the bed flat on her stomach and went to town.
I was beatn up for 2 or 3 minutes b4 she turned her head and said " what the hell you doin" i was confused for a second then she said " u know thats my thighs your rubbing" i never even made it in her! Those thighs sure felt good!!!
I was on holiday this year. Me and some friends travelled to Mallorca.
One night, I drank too much and went to the hotel earlier than the others. On my way, I met a homeless person (I had never thought that there were some in Mallorca...). I wanted to give him some money, but instead I puked on him.
I ran away after that without saying sorry.
I'm so embarrassed about that...
#homeless #drunk #puke #confession #sorry
My aunt is an alcoholic. She can't get anything right only if she's drunk.When she passed out from drinkin to much, I take her wallet and her credit card and buy me stuff.I confess that I am a stealing and lying nephew.
I am 23 years old and last weeked was the first time I drank alcohol. I am still living with my parents and when they left for date night on Saturday I found their vodka stash. I was rather curious and drank quite a bit.When my parents came back home I was lying topless on our kitchen table, singing "I want to break free" from Queen.I will never touch alcohol again.
#topless #queen #confession #alcohol #drunk #vodka #fun #embarrassing
I look very beautiful. Recently I let a guy make out with me in a bar. I was drunk, aroused. He came next to me and started talking smoothly. After five minutes I started loosing balance, he took me to a room upstairs and we made out there. Didn't had sex, but he fondled me by sliding his hands under my bra. I gave him a handjob.
He lives in my street only. I regret that for my life. Everytime I see him outside, I feel embarassed
(im a dirty slut girl)
so i was at my step daddy place for new years and he lives on the beach. i had recently broke up with my exbf so i went through a slutty stage. i got drunk with a mate and we picked up two older gentleman. i ended up on the beach with one of them going at it, and half way through i swear i passed out!
but then i ended up telling him to pull out because i couldn't feel anything! the next thing i know, i'm hooking up with the other man and then he had me bent over, hitting it from the back!. I was oh yes daddy harder ,more I'm your dirty slut yelling..
the next day i checked out my girl and the sand had gotten in the way had actually cut me and man did it hurt to walk because of it. moral to the story, dont fuck on the beach when drunk, and dont go slutty after a breakup!
Me and my family was trying to have lunch at McDonald's until a man wearing a straw hat, overalls, and bare feet went inside McDonald's and he was holding a Banjo too and as McDonald's Employees tried to let the man know about the Dress Code Policy, he stands on top of the counter playing his banjo and singing Old MacDonald to the annoyance of everybody inside the restaurant. Then after he started shouting EIEIO the Employees began yelling at him to stop and to leave the restaurant and then the Hillbilly Farted right in the McDonald's Worker's Face and then he makes a dash towards the restroom and yes he went inside the restroom barefoot, now that is just nasty walking barefoot inside of a public restroom in a place where people eat, that just nearly made me lose my lunch.
Then about 20 minutes later the Hillbilly leaves the restroom wearing only a pair of underwear with turd stains skidmarked on his underwear. He then laid his banjo on my table and then picked up his foot and he actually started to smell his goddamn feet in the restaurant while other patrons were trying to eat as I could hear everybody groaning in disgust and wondering if this man needs to be put in the funny farm because if you are smelling your feet in a restaurant than you should be given a one way trip to the Funny Farm. Then the Hillbilly snatched my sandwich off of my table and placed his foot inside of my sandwich, and then sucked his fucking toes on my fucking sandwich. I was so pissed off I took the inbred's banjo and whacked him upside the head with his banjo as McDonald's Workers began to drag this half naked hillbilly out of McDonald's as everybody applauded me for taking care of this whackjob while everybody outside pointed and laughed at this inbred hick for his rude and disruptive antics as they hauled his ass off to the funny farm.
I'm 16 and young for 3rd year in college. I'm attending summer sessions to advance further. There was a wild party, and this very pretty girl of 21 passed out drunk. Some girls asked me to lift her and take her into the bedroom and lay her down. I did, she was totally out of it. While in there I pulled her blouse and bra up played with and sucked her tits. Then I lifted her skirt to see her pantie-less pussy and ass. She had brown pussy hair trimmed so it was about 2 inches wide and went straight up from the start of her pussy lips about 3 inches or more. She had light and soft hair on her pussy lips. I softly licked on her pussy, she moaned, I panicked, but she was out, just having a reaction. I licked some more, fingered her with two fingers, and walked over and quietly locked the door.
I raped her pussy. I then pulled her clothes back, covered her up and went to the party. It all sounds like I was gone a while, but it was my first time. . . it was all over in about 4 minutes, I'm ashamed to say.
That was Saturday, today; Monday I just finished a 2 hour class with her sitting next to me. I'd really like to date her but I'm so much younger and she knows it. It's that way with almost all the girls. I guess I'll have to wait for another party.
After my divorce I started to drink alot. I'm the mother of six children and we were abandoned by my husband and their father. As my drinking processed to get me to the point of becoming a black out drinker and then I would pass out cold. Years later I learned that while I was in the black out point of my drinking I would make sexual advances on one of my sons who was only 13 teen but was the spitting image of his father. I learned that I would try to undress him while also undressing myself. He always rejected me because I'm his mother and I was always piss ass drunk. I must have started something in him because years later I discovered that my 13 year old son started sneaking into my bedroom late at night and would touch and feel me up. This ended with him having sex with me without me knowing anything about it because I was in a black out and passed out cold from so much drink. I only discovered this because I day I was cleaning the basement and I found a hidden box with pictures of me passed out on my bed naked and spread wide open for all to see. I looked at all of the pictures and saw my son with his penis in my mouth and him inside of me having sex. There was over 100 pictures of me and some of him and me. I learned that my son had been having sex with me for over 6 years and I never had a clue. I'm so ashamed of myself for being a drunk.
In my late teens some friends and I were cruising around and wound up on a parking lot. Coming from the upper scale club on the lot was an older woman who could barely walk. She couldn't find her car. I got out and helped her find her car, then the guys followed me to her house as I drove. She surely would have wrecked if not worse on the way home if I hadn't. She invited me and my friends in, the guys started raiding her liquor cabinet and I helped her up the stairs. She stripped in front of me and half passed out, pulled out my cock and started sucking. She took off all my clothes and laid down and spread her legs. Her big D cup boobs were perfect, even at her age, and she had a great shape, obviously had some kids with a little wider hips but her dark blondish/light brownish pussy hair was beautiful, only surpassed when I spread her pussy lips open. I fucked her and when I was done she was out, totally out. I went down naked to get a drink and the other guys went up one at a time and each fucked her. I went up one more time to fuck her and seeing all the cum dripping from her used pussy, and it all over her pussy hair and tits, I rolled her over to get some fresh hole. I fucked her in the ass, got dressed and we all left.
Fast forward about 7 years, and I went home with my fiancé to meet her mother, and . . . yes, you guessed it, she was the same woman who my friends and I fucked that night she was so drunk. She doesn't seem to know it's me, she lives in the same house, same furniture, evidently her daughter was with her divorced father at the time.
I haven't said a word, however; I must say now that I know I do find some similarities in the pussy, tits, and ass of Mother and Daughter.
I'm a vegetarian for 5 years now. But last weekend I did something, for me, quite horrible.
I went out with some friends, we had a few (a lot) drinks, we partying and had a really good time. About 4 am or something, we got really really hungry, so we decided to go to an Asian restaurant. It was the only one open at that time.
There, you were able to choose your animal you want to eat, and it gets immediately killed and cooked.
The restaurant advertises with "Fresh food".
I ordered chicken. And I ate it.
I feel so terrible. I'm vegetarian by conviction and I can't believe I've done that....
#vegetarian #chicken #food #restaurant #asian #confession #alcohol #drunk
When my girlfriend gets drunk and passes out, I jerk off and cum all over her face and take a picture. Sometimes she's sleeping with her mouth open. I like to do that.
I'm a 15 year old girl, and at a party I got a little drunk and let the guys all strip me in front of everyone, guys and girls. I was a bit drunk and they kept feeding me more liquor. I gave blowjobs to 8 guys, and they have pictures of each of them plus 2 girls (no faces so I don't know who they were) that I was licking. I have never even had a desire to lick another girl. Now everyone knows how I am. I shouldn't have done it, there has to be over 100 pictures of me naked and doing oral on guys and girls. I don't know how I can correct this. I know I'll be here in this small town for at least another 4 years through high school. I just wanted to be "one of the crowd" and it got very out of hand.
Three of the guys with pictures have come by and had me meet them places and give them blowjobs again or saying they'll send pics to my parents.
I got my little brother drunk. He's 16 years old and had some friends over, they had some beer with them and some tequila but none of them drank very much. When they left, I showed my brother what he could to with all the leftovers. I mixed him a very special cocktail, containing 4 cans of beer, half a glas of tequila and some vodka.
He drank all of it, we had some fun but then I sent him to bed.
The next morning the whole living room was covered in vomit. My brother had to clean up the mess; my luck was that he don't remember anything, so I denied giving him that much alcohol.
#alcohol #vodka #cocktail #drunk #vomit #funny #brother #confess
My wife got really drunk on holiday, passed out in a secluded booth in a club and I flashed her pussy to a guy I had met that night talking about boxing! It made me so hard!!! But I treated it as a joke and we carrie on drinking. When I went to the toilet about half an hour after this and came back to him just sitting down, I noticed he was messing with his trousers and I figured he had taken another look and had a play with himself, but at the end of the night I got her home and he had long gone I found her pants and pussy full of cum. I betrayed my wife and pretty much allowed her to get raped. I felt so awful. It made me horny though so I had her too.
My dad just ruined my phone. He was over drunk when he arrived home and started talking shit about me and my siblings. I tried to ignore him so he grabbed my phone to draw my attention. And I told him that he was too drunk to think properly but he screamed at me and threw my phone because of my ill-bred behavior (?). He had never been this angry and my mother didn't care about what happens to me. I'm just really frustrated but I am going to take an important exam next morning so I just want to feel slightly better by release my bottled-up emotions, thank you for listening the whole thing.
I'm so sorry for my poor grammar but my feeling is such a mess.
Yesterday, I was VERY drunk and when I am drunk I get the strangest ideas. So yesterday, I left a big sausage in my neighbour's sand box, I pooped in the sand box.
Oh, I hope her terrible spoilt brat of a son will play in the sand box tomorrow. :-)
I threw up (out of my window) directly on a parking car. Yeah, I was pretty drunk and I ate pretty disgusting stuff before I got sick. I stunk like hell. Fortunately, the car was gone the next day...
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