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I am visiting my parents of the holidays and I got here a week ago.
Last weekend I decided to you to a club and meet some old friends I haven't seen in a while.
I got there early and decided to get drunk at the bar while waiting.
After a short while, this girl from high school ( I am now in college) came to me and started chatting me up.
Back then, I was madly in love with her but she just used me for rides and money and booze.
She broke my heart.
After some talking she confessed to me that she had serious financial problems and that she didn't knew how to pay for her next semester at college.
I was kinda drunk at this point, so I told her "I'll give you 200 bucks for a blow job" she considered it for maybe half a second and then agreed.
After the agreed I just took off with the words "I just wanted to see how desperate you are".
That was my revenge for breaking my heart in high school !!!
#high #school #crush #revenge #bar #club #drunk #blowjob #money #broke #girl #confession #sin
I am 50 years old and still use a dummy (or pacifier as you Americans call it). I've used it again since I was 17.
I cannot fall asleep without it. Thank God those things are also produced for adults!
I confess that I am probably still single because of this.
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.
"If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.
"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.
"Go and get help!" he cried.
"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"
"Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself."
Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"
The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."
#embarrassment #shoe #car #crash #boyfriend
My mom got anger with me for not bringing my swimsuit and made me go skinny dipping. I spent the rest of the afternoon naked in front of all the other kids. I was 10.
Yesterday I finally decided to move out from my parent's house. I am 31 years old (going to turn 32 next monday) and I was always frightened to leave home to live in my own. I now live about 10 minutes away from home, in a small flat and I consider to buy me a cat or something because I feel very lonley. I miss my parents so much, it's awful. But I can't tell anymore because it would be too embarrassing. :(
When I was 18 I meet up with this guy who message me over Facebook after he saw me playing basketball with a few of his friends outside. I didn't know the guy at all but somehow we got on the subject of porn and jacking off. No one knew I was bi at the time and thought I was this cool guy who just does his own thing, but one thing lead to another and me and this guy made plans to jack off together. I told him I've never jacked off with another guy before but would give it a try, its not like he was going to try put it in me. So he came and picked me up and took me back to his place a few nights later. When we got to his place we had to sneak to his room and hope his parents didn't catch us, as soon as we got in his room he locked the door and turned on a porno on his flat screen.
He said to me well it's on, talking about the porno so I pulled my penis out and started stroking it. Out of no where he asked me could he feel it? For a moment I hesitated, but eventually was like f it I wanted him to touch it. So he started stoking my cock and telling me how nice and big it was. After a few minutes of him stroking it and talking like that, I started to nut right in his hand and on his room floor some may have gotten on his TV. He looked up at me and said'', dang I didn't know you were going to bust that fast. I felt so embarrassed. I didn't know what to say so I just smiled and said well it felt good. He laughed a little and then asked me if I would jack him off and kindly declined, I don't know why but I just didn't want to and I could tell that made him a little upset but I'm a pretty tall, athletic guy so he didn't do anything, I'm now 21, dating this girl who i really love that I meet a few weeks after all this happened with the guy, but know I wish I could go back I would swallow his whole cock. He message me a couple months ago and tried to get me to hangout with him but I moved far away from him so I kindly declined and told him the next time I'm in his town we might can get a dink together.
A few months ago I accidentally ran over our cat leaving the house. I didn’t have the heart to tell my wife so I lied and I’ve felt terrible since.
#embarrassed #regret #grief #cat #wife #family #coward #confession #secret
The very first time that I flashed anyone is also my most embarrassing flash. My sister
had invited hubby and I out for a BBQ and a swim in her pool. Hubby had just purchased
a new bikini for me, it was a silvery/gray and I liked the way it looked. What I didn't know
was that hubby had cut the lining out of both the top and bottom. While dry it was a cool
color and was solid. What I didn't know, (and to this day I don't even know if hubby knew),
was that once it got wet it became 100% transparent!
When we got to my sisters hubby went out back to the pool with my three nephews
(17, 18 & 18), and my brother-in-law. I poked my head into the kitchen to ask my sister if
she needed any help getting supper ready or setting places. She said that she had everything
under control and told me to go on out to the pool and have fun till supper. I went and got
changed into my new bikini I really liked it and it was quite sexy, maybe a little too sexy to
wear around family, but it was solid so it didn't show anything. I went out to the pool and
just like any other time that we went out for a visit we got a game of Marco Polo going.
Now, I was used to attention from my nephews and brother-in-laws as I was 26 years old at the
time, and I was only 105 pounds, 34"C 26" 30" and as I said my nephews were 17, 18 & 18 and
I was 20 years younger than my sister, (my brothers and sisters ranged from28 - 58). I often
wore heels, stockings/pantyhose, shorter skirts, and sexy tops, and was used to having a little
of their attention. The only difference that day was that my nephews stayed much closer than
usual so I chalked that up to the "SEXY" bikini and their teenage testosterone kicking in so I
didn't think much else about it.
The boys kept chasing me, diving under water right in front of me, behind me and even got
brave enough to start swimming between my legs. I just thought, teenage hormones, their
favourite aunt dressed extra sexy today. I never thought anything about it at all, but when I
got out of the pool and laid down on my towel to soak up some sun my nephews got out of
the pool and sat across from me, staring at their aunt in her "SEXY" new bikini. I couldn't
help but notice that they all started "pitching pup tents" and at that point I decided that
perhaps indeed it was way too sexy to wear around family.
I headed for the bathroom to change and as soon as I walked in (they have a wall to wall,
ceiling to floor mirror on one side of the bathroom), I saw what had my nephews attention.
I could see every inch of my body as if I was totally nude it was that transparent! Hubby and
the brother-in-law must have been enjoying the view too, because neither one let me know!
And if that wasn't bad enough all on its own, I also noticed what they saw when I was laying
out on my towel. The bottom had ridden up the crack of my ass and pussy and my labia
(pussy lips, mud flaps, whatever you prefer to call them) were hanging out on either side!!!
I was sooo embarrassed that I got changed went to the kitchen, told my sister that I wasn't
feeling well, yelled for hubby and had him take me home. It was later that evening that I
actually started to get turned on knowing that I was the centre of attention and was able to
arouse all the guys. It ended up making for a great evening of sex that night and any other
time afterwards that I think about it.
It also led to one of the 18 year old nephews starting to come by for a visit almost every day
shortly after hubby would leave for work. About three weeks later my nephew flat out asked if
there would be a repeat performance some time. I was embarrassed but also flattered,
especially considering how much it actually turned me on knowing that he thought that way
of me. I told him not right now, but after two more weeks of him continuously coming over
always asking I finally decided that the next day would be the special day!
I got up before hubby, showered, did my hair and make-up, put on a pair of sheer black stay-up
stockings, a pair of 6" heels, and nothing else. I set a few of hubbies photo albums of my nude
pictures out on the coffee table in the living room and loaded a video of me stripping and
masturbating in the VCR, put the TV/VCR remotes beside the photo albums, then I went to the
kitchen, made hubby his favourite breakfast. I told him that he'd better be ready for a fun evening!
When hubby went out the door for work, I put on a frumpy old housecoat and waited for my nephew.
I knew he'd be along soon. When he came over I told him to go sit in the living room and relax and I
said that I'd make coffee and be out in a few minutes. I think he noticed my heels and stockings
sticking out from the bottom of my house coat because he started smiling ear to ear, ( I always wore
my big fuzzy slippers in the morning). I peaked out of the kitchen to the living room to see that he had
discovered the photo albums and his eyes were wide and staring intently at my pictures! That actually
turned me on enough to start dripping down my thighs in anticipation! When I walked out to the living
room he didn't even notice me coming in.
I set the coffees down and asked if he was enjoying the pictures. I dropped my housecoat to the floor,
turned the TV on, pushed play on the VCR and sat down beside him. He went 50 shades of red, started
stuttering and tried to hide his now raging hard-on.
I started teaching him how to stimulate a woman when all of the sudden he fired what would be
the first of many loads all over himself and his shorts! I decided that I would lick the mess clean
and for his second load I would just continue and made him the second load down my throat! Then
I had him go down on my pussy and I taught him how to eat pussy like a champ! Then I made him fuck
me over and over! It was the first of many "special" visits that we've had. He still comes to visit his
favourite aunt once or twice a year even though he's now married and has kids of his own.
#trenton #ontario #naughty #embarrassing #exhibition #incest
I mixed up my depressants with my laxative and I now have to go to the toilet every few minutes, it's terrible! :(
Please release me from this! :(
#depressants #laxative #toilet #terrible #confession #embarrassing
It sounds strange and it's pretty hard for me to write this down now but I am going to confess something that's very embarrassing for me.
Yesterday .... I ate a slug. Just because I was wondering how it would taste.
It tasted kind of weird but ... exciting. I didn't eat it raw but grilled it over a bonfire in my garden. Not what I thought it would taste like but it wasn't bad either.
My sister's pregnant and expecting twins. Twin girls to be exact. She was always kinda weird and that also reflects now on her name choice.. I won't tell them here now otherwise she might find out, but there are HORRENDOUS! Really.
Like a mix of different names. Terrible.
Anyway...... She wants me to be their godmother. I declined because I am really embarrassed of her for giving her baby girls those names and I want nothing to do with that.
Now, she does not talk to me anymore. Why can't she name their kids normal and common names like Lily or Mary???
#names #sister #twins #embarrassing #terrible #firstname #weird #why
I walked in on my son masturbating. I am embarresed. Now that I saw his penis, I keep wondering if he is that big or my husband is that small. So curious that I am googling average size. I am wrong but cannot help but think my husband is puny.
#embarresed #sizematters #huge #puny #son #husband #penis #masturbating #curious
My ex and I broke up 4 years ago, because I behaved like a total dick most of the time. Yes ok, it as not ONLY my fault, she was also at fault, but MOSTLY, my behaviour was the reason we broke up. Back then, we still were in the same group of friends, so I knew that she still had feelings for me after the break-up. We were long distance, so we did not see each other anymore.
When I was back home a few weeks later, I went to a friend's party and she was there, too. We talked for hours about our relationship and she let it slip that she still had feelings for me and wanted to reconcile. She cried a lot and I reassured her that I would come back to her place after the party. I actually wanted to get laid, but I was so fucking drunk I hardly could sit straight...
So, then we decided to leave the party and I walked her home.
In front of her door, the moment came.. to kiss or not to kiss.. I was about to put my hands on her hips when I let one rip and I mean the most disgusting, but silent fart anyone in the history of mankind ever let out. It took about 2 seconds before the most foul and awful smell hit us and she actually gagged and pulled away.
It was so disgusting and I was really embarrassed, so I said my goodbye and walked away rather abruptly. I never saw her again.
So, I confess and plead for forgiveness. I somehow managed it to scare off the love of my life when I actually tried to win her back.
I will never mix beer and kebab again!
#fart #horrendous #ex #embarrassing #love #damn #confess #forgive #beer #disgusting #smelly
Around 3 am this night I woke up and since then I have the worst diarrhea I've ever had. I have to confess that I didn't make it to the toilet the third or fourth time and I had to poop in the kitchen sink. My mom cleaned it without saying a word. Sorry mom!
#diarrhea #embarrassing #mom #sink #toilet
I invited this cute girl to my apartment yesterday. It was our third official date and I wanted to impress her by cooking for her. So, we end up on my balcony, everything is going smoothly, we are both having a great time. We are talking, drinking some wine, PURR-FECT!
I noticed that some nice background music would be nice, too, so I got my laptop, opened it and that's when it started...
I forgot that I was watching some ... adult movies ... the night before and after I was "done" I simply shut it, but never closed the tab.
Well, the movie started again the second the computer powered up.
God damn... she took it lightly and laughed about it. But I am still embarrassed...
Kinda ashamed here so I use tampons frequently even off my period... Anyway I love to smell them when I pull them out idk what it is the smell makes me feel good
I have an IUD, but lately I've gotten into the habit of telling guys I'm not on birth control just for the fun of it. It started as a way to get them to complain less about condoms. Then one time I let a guy take the condom off. I made him think I could easily get pregnant and he said he would pull out but he didn't. When he told me he was coming in me, naturally I didn't bother to resist because I knew I was protected so I let him finish with a smile. I may have even opened my legs a little wider for him. When he got all nervous, I promised him that if I got pregnant I'd have his baby and give it up for adoption and he'd never have to worry bout it. He got sooo hard, sooo quick after I said that. It was the first time I ever had a guy fuck me twice in a row. Literally less than 5 minutes between. The effect it had on him made me excited. It felt good to have such a crazy effect on a guy.
So the next time I was about to have an anonymous hookup I let the guy think I could get pregnant and I let him go bareback. I kept enticing him... I kept asking him if it would feel better if he didn't have to pull out, if he was going to be a naughty boy and shoot inside me, I told him how much I wished I could feel him come in me, that it was too bad he had to pull out and I said all those things with an inviting smile. It worked. He couldn't resist. It was so much fun to see the look on his face. I seriously think guys come harder when they think they're going to knock me up. Except I don't think this guy believed me when I told him that I would never come asking for child support because he asked me to leave real fast.
The last time I had a hookup neither of us mentioned a condom or birth control at first. Once we got really into it I told him as cute as I could, "I'm not on birth control but I won't mind if you want to try and get me pregnant. I promise never to bother you with the responsibility unless you want it. I believe it's a woman's duty to pleasure a man and accept whatever consequences come of it." He didn't believe me and I scared him but after I reassured him he was really excited and into it. He told me it was the most intense sex of his life and he's been calling me to hookup again. I haven't yet. Tbh I don't really believe in those things I told him and I don't think it will be the same the second time with the same guy.
I have two concerns. Is it wrong to lie to strangers about being fertile when I am perfectly safe with an IUD? I feel a little guilty about the last guy because he's so excited by it but at same time it's really fun and makes me happy to give guys such a rare sort of pleasure and excitement. More importantly I don't usually have unprotected sex. I've only been with 6 guys no condom, 3 in the last 3 months. I get nervous about STI's. So far I'm still clean and I'm afraid it's going to take me getting something before I learn. This new kink isn't helping. It's really fun and I want to keep doing it with new guys.
I would like to make amends and confess. It happened many years ago back in school and in retrospect I feel terrible about it.
There was this one kid in our year and he was kind of unpopular. Maybe not unpopular, but he ran in another circle of friends and was rather shy. So we made fun of him, but really harmless banter mostly.
One day we had this huge event at our school that took place in our gym. A lot of people came... I think round 3,000 people watching the festivites on the ranks around the gym, parents, teacher from other schools, principles,.. so many people....
My year and me had to take part in a rely race, so we had to get in a row and in front of me was that kid. He was a bit on the chubby side and really un-sporty. He wore very worn out pants and that is when I go the idea.
Just seconds before it was his turn to start running I pansed him. (I have no idea how that is spelled... well, I pulled his shorts down all the way). And I not only pulled down his shorts, but also his boxershorts underneath. As he was about to start running, he tripped BUTT NAKED and fell face first to the ground. He had a really small penis.
The whole gym, everyone!! was laughing and pointing. Some where even crying with laughter and I think some took pictures. He was the joke of the whole school for the rest of our time there.
Now I feel rather embarrased for what I have put him through.
#school #pants #sport #chubby #bullying #embarrassing #laughing
I still have feelings for my ex. Even though he broke my heart, I can’t help myself.
#ex #feelings #love #embarrassed
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