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I am done masturbating. I'm 19 and am putting a fullstop to it. It feels weird doing it twice or thrice a day.
I have this deeply ingrained impulse to steal things which people leave lying around. Usually it's only worthless shit but I need to have them. My apartment is full with this shit already. But I just love the look on the face of people when they noticed they can't find the fork they just used or the pen they just put on the table.
I have a big collection of all things. Some are categorized in who they belonged to, others in they usefulness.
For example, I steal a lot of things from my colleague who I share a desk at work with. I already have 13 spoons, 3 bowls, 27 bobby pins, 2 mugs, 4 bubble gums (already chewed), some stray hair, 5 deodorant, 1 pumpkin (was decoration for her desk), 46 pencils and one jacket in my possession.
I like to just touch the stuff and imagine what the other person might have used it for.
It's weird I know. I love it.
#weird #stealing #stuff #shit #confession #sin #colleague #pens #decoration #love
Kinda ashamed here so I use tampons frequently even off my period... Anyway I love to smell them when I pull them out idk what it is the smell makes me feel good
I am an artist, and I love drawing alien men, I find them very attractive, and I don't think I will ever be 100% happy in a relationship because I find regular humanoids boring. (Yautjas hot)
I have a crazy weird fetish for womens necks especially if its flexible. I love when a female can really tilt her back or is able to twist her neck around a little further then normal. Its not really a thing and there's not a lot of videos about it, especially with the specific fetish that im into. I honestly wish more females were into it and would try out what I'm into but i havent found any and that's kind of aggravating. I wish I could tell my friends about it to see if they would try it, but I know it'll freak them out. I'm not sure if this is normal but I feel like Im the only one with this fetish and that I should find some way to stop liking it. The super crazy thing about it is that I'm straight female that has a boyfriend that knows nothing of this.
I am a straight girl worried when I masturbate while thinking of my chemistry teacher lecturing me on how to eat pussy as she licks, tongues, and sucks me. It's the same scene that puts me in a dream like state until I have the biggest O. Why? And where did this crap come from? I cannot tell anyone. But at the same time it would be crazy to tell her if she would take it ok. I am weirding out.
#pussy #teacher #masturbation #orgasm #lesbian #dream #suck #lick #toungue #lecture #weird
Something weird happened to me yesterday and I haven’t told anyone. So I just turned 16 last week, (I’m a girl btw) and me and my cousins went to this little fair type place in my town as a late celebration I guess. Anyways we are in line for this go cart thing. The line wasn’t huge but there was like no room so everyone was kinda crammed together. I was behind my cousins and there was this guy behind me, he was kinda chubby, at least 30 but maybe even older. I remember I would get pushed into him and I would say sorry and he wouldn’t say anything. But then it got crazy and I was packed against him and I felt his hands touch my waste. He was holding me against him and pressing his privates into my butt. I was shocked and couldn’t believe what was happening so I didn’t really react or move. He would touch my butt a little then press hard into me. I even felt his thing through his pants. Worst part is I was wearing tights so I really felt everything. This went on for 8 minutes. Finally the line moved and he let go. I didn’t tell anyone about it. Later I saw him staring at me and he even followed us to the parking lot when we left but only I noticed him.
Too often I find myself creating slideshows of women and girls wearing short skirts/dresses and masturbate to them. In real life, I'm just so turned on by short skirts that I often can't help myself whenever I see one. On top of that, if I happen to witness or find an image of a female curtsying in a skirt/dress or a panty upskirt shot, I get even more horny. And the weirdest part is that, for some silly reason, I enjoy jerking off to these pictures most when I replace the female's heads with an elephant's head. As someone who believes in Jesus Christ, I am easily able to recognize this as a habitual sin that I need to break because it often damages the way I look at the opposite sex when I see them wearing such attire.
#fetish #weirdness #pictures #masturbation #girls #skirt #dress #panties #elephant #habit #sin
I can't remember when I started this kind of weird fetish of reading or watching about step dad and step daughter. This isn't normal right?
There is this woman I know around in my town in Australia who is a a real geeky sort (like me), and who is a bit weird and aspie (unfortunately, also like me) - turns out, she is transgender.
I was born a guy BTW, and aside from this woman who basically used me for money and another who just, well, she was a fucking nutter herself (more than me, which is rare), I'm so insanely jealous of this transwoman that, to the point, I want to do the transition myself. Gamer girls get a lot more sex (from both men and women) than gamer guys, and I can tell you, I would just love the attention. Hell, I plan to work in porn if I have to. There are some sick bastards out there and I would just love to be the centre of attention, but in a way that, to me, is beautiful. (I know other people won't agree but I don't care).
Though I'll still be the same geeky person I always have been. Heck, wonder if I am in fact transgendered and my encounter with this person just triggered those feelings within me, or - hell if I know. Still, I do like the idea of being a transgender female, though I can't imagine the discrimination and loss of "male privilege" as the SJW crowd call it being too much fun. I just want to get rid of my disgusting male self but I really don't want to do myself in if I can help it. Maybe becoming a woman would help me restart my life. Yeah, I'm basically a whore in my mentality. So what? No-one has any right to judge me.
I’m a 19 year old girl. I would consider myself straight. I’ve dated guys and I don’t think I could ever date a girl. Even sexually. I’ve watched girl on girl porn and I get off to it but I don’t think I would do anything sexual with a girl. But I have this weird attraction to other girls tongues. Whenever I see pictures and a girl is sticking her tongue out I just get a little turned on. I don’t know why but I find girl tongue so hot especially when they are long and wet. I was with some friends and there was a girl I met for the first time and while we were all hanging out she was sticking her tongue all the way out while making a joke and I got turned on. I just imagined tongue kissing her and sucking her tongue. It’s like if a girl has a sexy tongue I want to turn lesbian for them. Is this weird?
I have an interest to go online and look at pictures of dead people. Then I like to laugh at them. The dead bodies dont disterb me, even when their organs or blood is exposed. I'm not sorry holocaust victims and dead people but I guess I should be...
I really want to stab somebody just to know how it sounds and feels, I’ll never do it but I’ll keep on imagining,freak...
Weird dream I somewhat remember me eating out another woman when my husband walked in on us. And that is all I remember, but I keep thinking about it. And when I do, I end up getting wet and horny. If I am alone, I end up masturbating. I am twenty one, married, and never even thought of another girl. So weird and wrong. What is going on. I cannot make sense of it. A love / hate thing.
#firsttime #weird #lesbianaction #husband #sex #horny #wet #wrong #eatingout #masturbation
I don't know if stephanie is just playing games on me. she wants me to be jealous or something. her husband Michael there and her kids. and I am not. none of it makes any sense.
I started to wonder if it was paul? I don't know who it is. I wish I could see them to know more. sometimes I go out and look around but don't see anything.
should I call police? she tried to make me look like a pedo and I am not. why?
she seems to be working sometimes and driving around and the pool company and not having much struggles if you ask me. so why would they want my help?
is it just a game? can I trust her or will she just a complete bitch to me like donna and like all the bitches around here
its like I hate myself for caring and falling for their traps cuz I care about others.
she is boring. unattractive and brainless but gets the men and acts sexually stupid. i don't understand it. dumb cunted slut she is anyway.
and if it was my cousin yeh I would be worried about him.
I usually sleep on my right side but last light for some reason i could only get comfortable laying on my belly, so i ended up falling asleep that way. I woke up this morning to severe discomfort and quickly realized my penis had twisted up and was pushed into my body and it was fully erect aswell. I tried to pull it out but i felt as if it was locked in two direct ways. It's still like that and it won't go flacid.i'm so embarrases to go to the hospital because i don't egen know what to make of this. Has anyone ever experienced anything like this before. I am really freaked out.
#penis #injury #weird #bizarre #confused #embarassed #humiliated #medical #distress #depression #despair #desperate
My sister's pregnant and expecting twins. Twin girls to be exact. She was always kinda weird and that also reflects now on her name choice.. I won't tell them here now otherwise she might find out, but there are HORRENDOUS! Really.
Like a mix of different names. Terrible.
Anyway...... She wants me to be their godmother. I declined because I am really embarrassed of her for giving her baby girls those names and I want nothing to do with that.
Now, she does not talk to me anymore. Why can't she name their kids normal and common names like Lily or Mary???
#names #sister #twins #embarrassing #terrible #firstname #weird #why
Okay so this secret is kind of a mess and a big one so stay with me...
When I was around 11-12 I had met my cousins for the first time (I'm 17 going on 18 as of this new year) and there were two of them. A boy who was a couple years older than me and a girl, one year older than me. After I met them we all started getting along so well, or so I thought. My female cousin was always off in her own world so we didn't bond all the time and my other cousin, we just didn't click. One night while staying at their house, I was sleeping and dreamt that my older cousin raped me or something along those lines. I know, I'm fucked up and gross but in the dream I was enjoying it. The next morning I woke up and my underwear was wet. That year I never looked at him the same. The next year, I started having dreams about my other cousin. They'd be me forcing myself on her or her forcing herself on me I don't know why! I hated her so much, we didn't talk like at all, and I was NOT attracted to her.
As the years went by I have became paranoid and resented being around them because I felt like the odd one out and when they have only ignored my existence since we met. Nowadays, I don't speak to them at all (for reasons that are another confession time) and I'm quite happy. I realized I liked females and am currently going on 4 years with my girlfriend.
I just hope I'm not the only one who had weird incestual ass dreams at a young age when I wasn't even 1% interested in that. Hell, I don't even watch porn but hopefully this confession will wash away any leftover guilt I'm feeling.
It sounds strange and it's pretty hard for me to write this down now but I am going to confess something that's very embarrassing for me.
Yesterday .... I ate a slug. Just because I was wondering how it would taste.
It tasted kind of weird but ... exciting. I didn't eat it raw but grilled it over a bonfire in my garden. Not what I thought it would taste like but it wasn't bad either.
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