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Weird dream I somewhat remember me eating out another woman when my husband walked in on us. And that is all I remember, but I keep thinking about it. And when I do, I end up getting wet and horny. If I am alone, I end up masturbating. I am twenty one, married, and never even thought of another girl. So weird and wrong. What is going on. I cannot make sense of it. A love / hate thing.


#firsttime   #weird   #lesbianaction   #husband   #sex   #horny   #wet   #wrong   #eatingout   #masturbation  


It sounds strange and it's pretty hard for me to write this down now but I am going to confess something that's very embarrassing for me.
Yesterday .... I ate a slug. Just because I was wondering how it would taste.

It tasted kind of weird but ... exciting. I didn't eat it raw but grilled it over a bonfire in my garden. Not what I thought it would taste like but it wasn't bad either.


#slug   #disgust   #garden   #barbecue   #taste   #weird   #confession  


I worked with this guy and he opened up about sexual things he’s done and the last thing he told me has me feeling weird. For context he’s in his 40s, 6’4’ probably 250. Big guy. He said he met a girl on a dating app. She was barely 18, super cute, and a virgin with no experience. A good girl. She was desperate to do something sexual before graduating high school because her friends pressured her and made fun that she was a goody goody. He convinced her to meet with him. He practically forced drugs in her face, and then used her. She never even drank before and he had her high on some serious drugs. Then he used her in every way he could. He was so detailed on how he choked her to sleep and would fuck her twitching body. Then she stayed at his house for two days before he was bored and let her leave. He said she left and barely made it home. She got in a lot of trouble at home and he forced her to lie about where she was. He said he tried to get her to meet him again but she wrote him a long paragraph about how scared she was and how she will have nightmares of him forcing her to do nasty things to him. He laughed while telling me this. Then she luckily blocked him. I felt grossed out and bad for this poor girl. He described how she felt and how nervous and small she was. I hope she’s ok and for him I just can’t imagine being like that. So weird and kinda freaked me out. After he told me we just have small talk. I like a good sex story but that one was so weird and has me feeling odd.


#sex   #story   #friend   #told   #me   #weird   #feeling  


I can't remember when I started this kind of weird fetish of reading or watching about step dad and step daughter. This isn't normal right?


#weird  


My boyfriend bites his fingernails, and when his are all gone I let him bite mine.


#fingernail   #weird   #bite   #boyfriend   #confession  


There is this woman I know around in my town in Australia who is a a real geeky sort (like me), and who is a bit weird and aspie (unfortunately, also like me) - turns out, she is transgender.

I was born a guy BTW, and aside from this woman who basically used me for money and another who just, well, she was a fucking nutter herself (more than me, which is rare), I'm so insanely jealous of this transwoman that, to the point, I want to do the transition myself. Gamer girls get a lot more sex (from both men and women) than gamer guys, and I can tell you, I would just love the attention. Hell, I plan to work in porn if I have to. There are some sick bastards out there and I would just love to be the centre of attention, but in a way that, to me, is beautiful. (I know other people won't agree but I don't care).

Though I'll still be the same geeky person I always have been. Heck, wonder if I am in fact transgendered and my encounter with this person just triggered those feelings within me, or - hell if I know. Still, I do like the idea of being a transgender female, though I can't imagine the discrimination and loss of "male privilege" as the SJW crowd call it being too much fun. I just want to get rid of my disgusting male self but I really don't want to do myself in if I can help it. Maybe becoming a woman would help me restart my life. Yeah, I'm basically a whore in my mentality. So what? No-one has any right to judge me.


#jealousy   #rival   #ts   #tg   #gamer   #geek   #weird   #envy  


I am an artist, and I love drawing alien men, I find them very attractive, and I don't think I will ever be 100% happy in a relationship because I find regular humanoids boring. (Yautjas hot)


#alien   #aliens   #weird   #fetish  


My girlfriend and I started dating at 19, we were together for a full year, then took a break. We took eachothers virginity when we dated. The reason we split up was just timing. But now at 21 we are back together. During our break, I dated a little, had a couple kisses but nothing serious or anything past a kiss. She had sex a few times. I noticed when we got back together during sex, it was just different. She was almost freakier and willing to try all types of positions. We talked about it and she was honest. She gave oral, 69, sex, even just rode someone’s face. I asked her how many guys and she said honestly a lot. She didn’t give me a number. But she said she only slept with one guy more than once. The rest were one night stands. She said this guy would experiment with her and had her doing all types of things. Now at first I thought great. Sex is even better with her. But knowing so many guys got to use her bugged me. Especially because I didn’t sleep with anyone during that year apart. And I can’t even be mad because we weren’t together, but it is hard to accept that she was passed around by so many guys. Apart of our bond was knowing we were eachothers only, but now she’s had so much sex it’s just weird for me. Am I crazy for thinking these things?


#sex   #feelings   #weird   #gf   #advice  


Okay so this secret is kind of a mess and a big one so stay with me...

When I was around 11-12 I had met my cousins for the first time (I'm 17 going on 18 as of this new year) and there were two of them. A boy who was a couple years older than me and a girl, one year older than me. After I met them we all started getting along so well, or so I thought. My female cousin was always off in her own world so we didn't bond all the time and my other cousin, we just didn't click. One night while staying at their house, I was sleeping and dreamt that my older cousin raped me or something along those lines. I know, I'm fucked up and gross but in the dream I was enjoying it. The next morning I woke up and my underwear was wet. That year I never looked at him the same. The next year, I started having dreams about my other cousin. They'd be me forcing myself on her or her forcing herself on me I don't know why! I hated her so much, we didn't talk like at all, and I was NOT attracted to her.

As the years went by I have became paranoid and resented being around them because I felt like the odd one out and when they have only ignored my existence since we met. Nowadays, I don't speak to them at all (for reasons that are another confession time) and I'm quite happy. I realized I liked females and am currently going on 4 years with my girlfriend.

I just hope I'm not the only one who had weird incestual ass dreams at a young age when I wasn't even 1% interested in that. Hell, I don't even watch porn but hopefully this confession will wash away any leftover guilt I'm feeling.


#guilt   #disgust   #family   #weird   #dreams  


I was sleeping at my friends house and because his much younger sister was at her friends I was able to sleep in her room. After me and my friend were done hanging out in his room and decided to go to bed I went to his sisters room. Even though his sister is younger than me she is still good looking. I went to her dirty clothes hamper and grabbed some socks. I had one to my face and one I used to masturbate with. I just smelled her dirty feet and I had cum in the sock. I felt guilty after and I put the socks back with her dirty clothes. It felt really good but also I felt weird after knowing what I did. I was thinking of her while masturbating as well. Then when I left before I went I grabbed her dirty underwear and just licked and smelled them, then I put them back.


#sex   #sexy   #guilt   #sock   #socks   #dirty   #weird   #feeling  


I have a crazy weird fetish for womens necks especially if its flexible. I love when a female can really tilt her back or is able to twist her neck around a little further then normal. Its not really a thing and there's not a lot of videos about it, especially with the specific fetish that im into. I honestly wish more females were into it and would try out what I'm into but i havent found any and that's kind of aggravating. I wish I could tell my friends about it to see if they would try it, but I know it'll freak them out. I'm not sure if this is normal but I feel like Im the only one with this fetish and that I should find some way to stop liking it. The super crazy thing about it is that I'm straight female that has a boyfriend that knows nothing of this.


#weird   #twisted   #neck   #fetish  


My sister's pregnant and expecting twins. Twin girls to be exact. She was always kinda weird and that also reflects now on her name choice.. I won't tell them here now otherwise she might find out, but there are HORRENDOUS! Really.
Like a mix of different names. Terrible.
Anyway...... She wants me to be their godmother. I declined because I am really embarrassed of her for giving her baby girls those names and I want nothing to do with that.
Now, she does not talk to me anymore. Why can't she name their kids normal and common names like Lily or Mary???


#names   #sister   #twins   #embarrassing   #terrible   #firstname   #weird   #why  


I have an interest to go online and look at pictures of dead people. Then I like to laugh at them. The dead bodies dont disterb me, even when their organs or blood is exposed. I'm not sorry holocaust victims and dead people but I guess I should be...


#death   #weird   #funny   #strange   #fatality  


I don't know if stephanie is just playing games on me. she wants me to be jealous or something. her husband Michael there and her kids. and I am not. none of it makes any sense.

I started to wonder if it was paul? I don't know who it is. I wish I could see them to know more. sometimes I go out and look around but don't see anything.

should I call police? she tried to make me look like a pedo and I am not. why?

she seems to be working sometimes and driving around and the pool company and not having much struggles if you ask me. so why would they want my help?

is it just a game? can I trust her or will she just a complete bitch to me like donna and like all the bitches around here

its like I hate myself for caring and falling for their traps cuz I care about others.

she is boring. unattractive and brainless but gets the men and acts sexually stupid. i don't understand it. dumb cunted slut she is anyway.

and if it was my cousin yeh I would be worried about him.


#weird   #neighbors  


I usually sleep on my right side but last light for some reason i could only get comfortable laying on my belly, so i ended up falling asleep that way. I woke up this morning to severe discomfort and quickly realized my penis had twisted up and was pushed into my body and it was fully erect aswell. I tried to pull it out but i felt as if it was locked in two direct ways. It's still like that and it won't go flacid.i'm so embarrases to go to the hospital because i don't egen know what to make of this. Has anyone ever experienced anything like this before. I am really freaked out.


#penis   #injury   #weird   #bizarre   #confused   #embarassed   #humiliated   #medical   #distress   #depression   #despair   #desperate  


My favorite season of the year is Summertime. The reason Summertime is my favorite season is because I'm a man who enjoys the opportunity of seeing other men in shorts, and that chance of being able to see other men's legs. I just love looking at other men's legs. It excites me and turns me on. Its a weird fetish I've had for a very long time, and for some reason I can't help it. I love seeing men in shorts with athletic legs, great calf muscles, or men with legs that just fill out their shorts handsomely.


#fetishes   #summertime   #shorts   #legs   #men   #muscles   #weird   #excite   #athletic  


i like smelling my own panties.


#panties   #stupid   #weird  


My stepmother gave me a vibrator. I'm only 13 and wasn't sure what to think. Why, did she give me this? Well the weird part, maybe a month later she asked how I liked it. I thought it was a private thing, so I just smiled and said it was too noisy. Then she continues on telling me not to worry and wants to know if I need a demonstration. What? I kind of want to tell my dad, but I don't want to rock the boat. I have known this lady 5 years and never expected she would do this. Did she want to use it on me or have me watch her use it? Before I try it, she will not be home and my door will be locked. How can I relax and try it?


#stepmother   #vibrator   #noisy   #private   #shocked   #confused   #weird  


I am a straight girl worried when I masturbate while thinking of my chemistry teacher lecturing me on how to eat pussy as she licks, tongues, and sucks me. It's the same scene that puts me in a dream like state until I have the biggest O. Why? And where did this crap come from? I cannot tell anyone. But at the same time it would be crazy to tell her if she would take it ok. I am weirding out.


#pussy   #teacher   #masturbation   #orgasm   #lesbian   #dream   #suck   #lick   #toungue   #lecture   #weird  


I really want to stab somebody just to know how it sounds and feels, I’ll never do it but I’ll keep on imagining,freak...


#weirdo  



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