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Weird dream I somewhat remember me eating out another woman when my husband walked in on us. And that is all I remember, but I keep thinking about it. And when I do, I end up getting wet and horny. If I am alone, I end up masturbating. I am twenty one, married, and never even thought of another girl. So weird and wrong. What is going on. I cannot make sense of it. A love / hate thing.


#firsttime   #weird   #lesbianaction   #husband   #sex   #horny   #wet   #wrong   #eatingout   #masturbation  


I have this deeply ingrained impulse to steal things which people leave lying around. Usually it's only worthless shit but I need to have them. My apartment is full with this shit already. But I just love the look on the face of people when they noticed they can't find the fork they just used or the pen they just put on the table.
I have a big collection of all things. Some are categorized in who they belonged to, others in they usefulness.

For example, I steal a lot of things from my colleague who I share a desk at work with. I already have 13 spoons, 3 bowls, 27 bobby pins, 2 mugs, 4 bubble gums (already chewed), some stray hair, 5 deodorant, 1 pumpkin (was decoration for her desk), 46 pencils and one jacket in my possession.

I like to just touch the stuff and imagine what the other person might have used it for.
It's weird I know. I love it.


#weird   #stealing   #stuff   #shit   #confession   #sin   #colleague   #pens   #decoration   #love  


This isn't really a sin, but I'm not sure if I'm weird for it.

I listen to either BGMs or just any songs in general and in my head, I come up with music videos (that have storylines to it) with my OCs [original characters] in them. One time, I played an entire Chronicles of Narnia BGM playlist on YouTube and for the entire 30+ minutes, all I did was just sit there creating an entire story using my imagination with my OCs while music was being played in the background.

Is that weird??


#music   #imagination   #musicvideos   #musicvideo   #video   #narnia   #weird  


Okay so this secret is kind of a mess and a big one so stay with me...

When I was around 11-12 I had met my cousins for the first time (I'm 17 going on 18 as of this new year) and there were two of them. A boy who was a couple years older than me and a girl, one year older than me. After I met them we all started getting along so well, or so I thought. My female cousin was always off in her own world so we didn't bond all the time and my other cousin, we just didn't click. One night while staying at their house, I was sleeping and dreamt that my older cousin raped me or something along those lines. I know, I'm fucked up and gross but in the dream I was enjoying it. The next morning I woke up and my underwear was wet. That year I never looked at him the same. The next year, I started having dreams about my other cousin. They'd be me forcing myself on her or her forcing herself on me I don't know why! I hated her so much, we didn't talk like at all, and I was NOT attracted to her.

As the years went by I have became paranoid and resented being around them because I felt like the odd one out and when they have only ignored my existence since we met. Nowadays, I don't speak to them at all (for reasons that are another confession time) and I'm quite happy. I realized I liked females and am currently going on 4 years with my girlfriend.

I just hope I'm not the only one who had weird incestual ass dreams at a young age when I wasn't even 1% interested in that. Hell, I don't even watch porn but hopefully this confession will wash away any leftover guilt I'm feeling.


#guilt   #disgust   #family   #weird   #dreams  


I don't know if stephanie is just playing games on me. she wants me to be jealous or something. her husband Michael there and her kids. and I am not. none of it makes any sense.

I started to wonder if it was paul? I don't know who it is. I wish I could see them to know more. sometimes I go out and look around but don't see anything.

should I call police? she tried to make me look like a pedo and I am not. why?

she seems to be working sometimes and driving around and the pool company and not having much struggles if you ask me. so why would they want my help?

is it just a game? can I trust her or will she just a complete bitch to me like donna and like all the bitches around here

its like I hate myself for caring and falling for their traps cuz I care about others.

she is boring. unattractive and brainless but gets the men and acts sexually stupid. i don't understand it. dumb cunted slut she is anyway.

and if it was my cousin yeh I would be worried about him.


#weird   #neighbors  


I have an interest to go online and look at pictures of dead people. Then I like to laugh at them. The dead bodies dont disterb me, even when their organs or blood is exposed. I'm not sorry holocaust victims and dead people but I guess I should be...


#death   #weird   #funny   #strange   #fatality  


I am a straight young virgin girl learning the art of masturbation. I like to experiment and try different methods I read about. My newest thing is spreading in front of a mirror and seeing how big I can get my clit. I saw some really big ones and want to compare mine. I think I am becoming an addict to masturbation. The process usually starts as being curious and wanting to learn. So I search and read. This is how I found this site. Then the next thing I end up watching different porn. I went to lesbian with the intent of learning my own body better. I try most categories, but I find the lesbian style gets me going the strongest. Women's sex parts are the same but they can look so different in shape, size, color, etc. It opens my imagination and I wonder how my body will change. My boobs are just starting, but I hear they will end up being like my mother's. Now I have even been eating better because I don't want to get fat like her. I am straight, but confused why I get aroused looking at other girls. I confess I have even been looking at my friend differently and wanting to see her nude. We are the same age, but she is more developed and looks a couple of years older than me. I want to touch her and have her touch me. But I do not want to be a lesbian. Am I weird because thoughts of touching get me wet and horny?


#curious   #confession   #straight   #lesbian   #learning   #masturbation   #wet   #nude   #reading   #porn   #horny   #weird   #experimenting   #mirror   #clit  


I am a straight girl worried when I masturbate while thinking of my chemistry teacher lecturing me on how to eat pussy as she licks, tongues, and sucks me. It's the same scene that puts me in a dream like state until I have the biggest O. Why? And where did this crap come from? I cannot tell anyone. But at the same time it would be crazy to tell her if she would take it ok. I am weirding out.


#pussy   #teacher   #masturbation   #orgasm   #lesbian   #dream   #suck   #lick   #toungue   #lecture   #weird  


I worked with this guy and he opened up about sexual things he’s done and the last thing he told me has me feeling weird. For context he’s in his 40s, 6’4’ probably 250. Big guy. He said he met a girl on a dating app. She was barely 18, super cute, and a virgin with no experience. A good girl. She was desperate to do something sexual before graduating high school because her friends pressured her and made fun that she was a goody goody. He convinced her to meet with him. He practically forced drugs in her face, and then used her. She never even drank before and he had her high on some serious drugs. Then he used her in every way he could. He was so detailed on how he choked her to sleep and would fuck her twitching body. Then she stayed at his house for two days before he was bored and let her leave. He said she left and barely made it home. She got in a lot of trouble at home and he forced her to lie about where she was. He said he tried to get her to meet him again but she wrote him a long paragraph about how scared she was and how she will have nightmares of him forcing her to do nasty things to him. He laughed while telling me this. Then she luckily blocked him. I felt grossed out and bad for this poor girl. He described how she felt and how nervous and small she was. I hope she’s ok and for him I just can’t imagine being like that. So weird and kinda freaked me out. After he told me we just have small talk. I like a good sex story but that one was so weird and has me feeling odd.


#sex   #story   #friend   #told   #me   #weird   #feeling  


I usually sleep on my right side but last light for some reason i could only get comfortable laying on my belly, so i ended up falling asleep that way. I woke up this morning to severe discomfort and quickly realized my penis had twisted up and was pushed into my body and it was fully erect aswell. I tried to pull it out but i felt as if it was locked in two direct ways. It's still like that and it won't go flacid.i'm so embarrases to go to the hospital because i don't egen know what to make of this. Has anyone ever experienced anything like this before. I am really freaked out.


#penis   #injury   #weird   #bizarre   #confused   #embarassed   #humiliated   #medical   #distress   #depression   #despair   #desperate  


Too often I find myself creating slideshows of women and girls wearing short skirts/dresses and masturbate to them. In real life, I'm just so turned on by short skirts that I often can't help myself whenever I see one. On top of that, if I happen to witness or find an image of a female curtsying in a skirt/dress or a panty upskirt shot, I get even more horny. And the weirdest part is that, for some silly reason, I enjoy jerking off to these pictures most when I replace the female's heads with an elephant's head. As someone who believes in Jesus Christ, I am easily able to recognize this as a habitual sin that I need to break because it often damages the way I look at the opposite sex when I see them wearing such attire.


#fetish   #weirdness   #pictures   #masturbation   #girls   #skirt   #dress   #panties   #elephant   #habit   #sin  


I am done masturbating. I'm 19 and am putting a fullstop to it. It feels weird doing it twice or thrice a day.


#fullstop   #weird  


It sounds strange and it's pretty hard for me to write this down now but I am going to confess something that's very embarrassing for me.
Yesterday .... I ate a slug. Just because I was wondering how it would taste.

It tasted kind of weird but ... exciting. I didn't eat it raw but grilled it over a bonfire in my garden. Not what I thought it would taste like but it wasn't bad either.


#slug   #disgust   #garden   #barbecue   #taste   #weird   #confession  


Kinda ashamed here so I use tampons frequently even off my period... Anyway I love to smell them when I pull them out idk what it is the smell makes me feel good


#ashamed   #fetish   #weird   #embarrassed  


I think I like to be dominated.


#sex   #am   #i  


I’m a 19 year old girl. I would consider myself straight. I’ve dated guys and I don’t think I could ever date a girl. Even sexually. I’ve watched girl on girl porn and I get off to it but I don’t think I would do anything sexual with a girl. But I have this weird attraction to other girls tongues. Whenever I see pictures and a girl is sticking her tongue out I just get a little turned on. I don’t know why but I find girl tongue so hot especially when they are long and wet. I was with some friends and there was a girl I met for the first time and while we were all hanging out she was sticking her tongue all the way out while making a joke and I got turned on. I just imagined tongue kissing her and sucking her tongue. It’s like if a girl has a sexy tongue I want to turn lesbian for them. Is this weird?


#lesbain   #tongue   #kink   #weird   #kissing  


My stepmother gave me a vibrator. I'm only 13 and wasn't sure what to think. Why, did she give me this? Well the weird part, maybe a month later she asked how I liked it. I thought it was a private thing, so I just smiled and said it was too noisy. Then she continues on telling me not to worry and wants to know if I need a demonstration. What? I kind of want to tell my dad, but I don't want to rock the boat. I have known this lady 5 years and never expected she would do this. Did she want to use it on me or have me watch her use it? Before I try it, she will not be home and my door will be locked. How can I relax and try it?


#stepmother   #vibrator   #noisy   #private   #shocked   #confused   #weird  


I am an artist, and I love drawing alien men, I find them very attractive, and I don't think I will ever be 100% happy in a relationship because I find regular humanoids boring. (Yautjas hot)


#alien   #aliens   #weird   #fetish  


There is this woman I know around in my town in Australia who is a a real geeky sort (like me), and who is a bit weird and aspie (unfortunately, also like me) - turns out, she is transgender.

I was born a guy BTW, and aside from this woman who basically used me for money and another who just, well, she was a fucking nutter herself (more than me, which is rare), I'm so insanely jealous of this transwoman that, to the point, I want to do the transition myself. Gamer girls get a lot more sex (from both men and women) than gamer guys, and I can tell you, I would just love the attention. Hell, I plan to work in porn if I have to. There are some sick bastards out there and I would just love to be the centre of attention, but in a way that, to me, is beautiful. (I know other people won't agree but I don't care).

Though I'll still be the same geeky person I always have been. Heck, wonder if I am in fact transgendered and my encounter with this person just triggered those feelings within me, or - hell if I know. Still, I do like the idea of being a transgender female, though I can't imagine the discrimination and loss of "male privilege" as the SJW crowd call it being too much fun. I just want to get rid of my disgusting male self but I really don't want to do myself in if I can help it. Maybe becoming a woman would help me restart my life. Yeah, I'm basically a whore in my mentality. So what? No-one has any right to judge me.


#jealousy   #rival   #ts   #tg   #gamer   #geek   #weird   #envy  


My boyfriend bites his fingernails, and when his are all gone I let him bite mine.


#fingernail   #weird   #bite   #boyfriend   #confession  



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