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Ok I know this is terrible but, I admit it.
when I make cereal...

....I pour the milk and then add Cereal.🤦🏾‍♀️
and on top of that I put the finished milk back in the fridge. please forgive me.


#laziness   #milk   #cereal   #embarrassing   #fridge  


(m/18) It's really embarrassing for me to tell you this. When I was in 8th grade, I pooped in my pants. I was in school that day, just before class started; couldn't make it to the toilet and all of the brown glory landed in my pants and underwear. It stank horrible and I tried to get rid of all the shit on my ass and in my pants, but somehow I just thought 'fuck it' and went with it. I think it didn't take more than 2 minutes for the others to notice the smell. It was just HORRIBLE. Every time they tried to find out where the stench came from I tried distracting them and stuff. But in 3rd period the worst thing happened. I went up to the board and because I was sitting on my ass the whole time, the shit got through my pants and there was one hell of a stain on my ass.Throughout school I was known as shitter from then on. It made my life miserable. I want to confess that I am one lazy bastard and had I just cleaned myself up that day I wouldn't have to go through hell.


#confessions   #shit   #pants   #embarrassing  


I am 23 years old and last weeked was the first time I drank alcohol. I am still living with my parents and when they left for date night on Saturday I found their vodka stash. I was rather curious and drank quite a bit.When my parents came back home I was lying topless on our kitchen table, singing "I want to break free" from Queen.I will never touch alcohol again. 


#topless   #queen   #confession   #alcohol   #drunk   #vodka   #fun   #embarrassing  


I am 23 years old and incontinent.


#embarrassing   #bladder   #weak   #incontinent  


I really am afraid of thunderstorms. I can't handle them and if I hear the slightest noise of a thunder, I hide under my bed crying.
I am 34 years old and I have a daughter.


#thunderstorms   #fear   #daughter   #thunder  


My girlfriend and I (m/30) have been together for around 10 years now. Her family is originally from Russia. Shortly, after we got together, she invited me to her birthday party with her family. Up until then, I never met her family or knew much about them. Of course I agreed to come and got her a nice present and some flowers for her mother. I actually thought that it would be a small and quiet celebration.
Oh boy, was I wrong.
When we pulled up to her parents' house, I was overwhelmed. It was (still is) a really big house with fine decour and everything. I got rather nervous that her family would not like me as they obviously were playing in another league than me.
So, it was a huge party and all her family from all around the country and from Russia came to celebrate. And as you might know, the Russians love their vodka. Everyone was very kind and everyone wanted to drink with me. As soon as my glass was empty, another relative came my way holding vodka shots. My girlfriend was very busy talking to everyone and did not notice what happened until it was too late.
So, we danced, we took shots, the food was amazing. Until I noticed that I wasn't feeling so well. I didn't make it back to the bathroom, but puked all over myself, the floor and some landed on my girlfriend's mother... I was mortified!
Somehow, my girlfriend, her mother and her aunt managed to get me into the bathtub and hosed me down. They got me a pyjama of my girlfriend's dad and they put me to bed.

The next morning when I woke up I felt horrible. I was utterly ashamed, but still went down for breakfast. Everyone still present was smirking and laughing at me, but it seemed everything in good fun. Her mother came up to me with a bottle of vodka shortly after and asked if I wanted to do some shots. I almost puked on her again.
So I guess I just wanted to get this off my chest before our wedding in June when I have to see her whole family again.


#girlfriend   #russian   #vodka   #drunk   #puked   #embarrassing   #family   #celebration   #party   #bathroom   #funny   #ashamed   #confession   #wedding   #russia  


Last night, I had a very weird dream.
I was at my aunt's birthday party when I noticed that I urgently needed to go on the toilet but in the whole building I was not able to find a restroom. The problem was that I didn't need to pee but to empty my intestine.
Don't remember much unfortunately but when I woke up I ... already emptied my gut, next to my almost-boyfriend. We were hooking up but of cource he saw what I did and rushed off.
Oh gosh, this was the most embarrassing moment in my life!!!!


#dream   #party   #toilet   #restroom   #intestine   #gut   #embarrassing   #confession  


I am man who likes to wear make up. Not in public but at home, alone. My girlfriend once asked me to put mascara on because of my "beautiful long lashes". I did and it looked amazing. Since then, when my girlfriend is at work and I am alone at home, I try different styles and make up tricks.
It's amazing how you easily it is to change your whole appearance. And I guess I can now put on make-up better than my girlfriend. :-)


#makeup   #boy   #lashes   #mascara   #amazing   #embarrassing   #confession  


I was 8. My 7 year old sister went to tell on me for something I didn't do. Next thing I knew I was being spanked naked on the kitchen table with my family watching. "What did you do ?" Asked dad. "Nothing !" I replied. This went on for a little while until he believed me. Frustrated, he called my sister out to the street and spanked her naked on the sidewalk before leaving her there for 10 minutes naked. When she came back in, she told dad I was lying. Confused, my father warned us that if the liar didn't come clean, he would humiliate us both so badly. Once he left, my sister and I went into our room to talk about it. We agreed to play scissors paper rock and the loser had to confess. I lost and went to be humiated. When my dad found out, he called the entire extended family over for lunch.

When they arrived, I was forced to eat naked and my cousins laughed their head off. Once lunch was over, dad made me put on some undies and hooked my up to a tree, giving me a massive wedgie. Once I was up, he cut off every thing that hid my parts leaving me with a massive wedgie naked. While I was hanging there, they played soccer for 45mins until my "undies" broke. As soon as I was down, dad bent me over and let everyone spank me for as long as they wanted, with a belt. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, dad went to the fence and asked the neighbours to come over. They did so and also spanked me. Once my but was as red as a tomato, dad got more undies and hung me up again, with the same cutting out. I was forced to stay there for 30mins while the cousins played with my butt as a piñata, hitting we ver and over again with a wooden spoon. When I thought it was finally over, my dad made me walk around the block naked, knocking on all the doors and telling them what I did, before asking them if they wanted to spank me. Most said yes. When I got home, I found out the cousins were going to stay and we were going to camp in the backyard.i asked dad for my clothes back, be he made me stay naked for the entire year when not at school, including when going outside. Anyway, for the rest of the arvo, we swam in the pool, spanked me, wedged me, and watched movies, while spanking me. Then at night, I was forced to sleep outside of the tents, naked, facing upwards. When I was awake, I found I was the first, and hurried inside to get some clothes, but when I walked out of my room, my dad was there. When he saw me dressed, he screamed, ripped them off me, made me put on a swimsuit ( the speedo kind ) and told me to follow him. We went to the table and he installed a hook into the roof, before hanging me on it until breakfast. At breakfast, he spoon fed me puréed apple and told me that today I was everyone's baby and had to what they said, and wasn't allowed to speak properly, shower, or use the toilet. Then he got me down, and put me in a nappy and shoved a binki in my mouth. He then told my little cousin, that I was a baby and needed to be looked after. She squealed with delight and took me to a room. Where I was fed a bottle. I got angry and spat it out, but she told me that if I didn't want my father to know, I had to do something for her. I immediately said yes and she told me I was to let her change my nappy. I obliged, and before I knew it, I was being washed and wiped by my 5 year old cousin. Then she put me in a pink nappy before deciding that she wanted me to not wear anything. So for the rest of the day, I was naked, being spanked, wedged and being wiped in the bum by my cousin. Just before they left, my family took a picture of all of us, and I was in the front, naked, and hating my sister.


#naked   #stripped   #family   #public   #wedgie   #spanking   #punishment   #embarrassing  


Around 3 am this night I woke up and since then I have the worst diarrhea I've ever had. I have to confess that I didn't make it to the toilet the third or fourth time and I had to poop in the kitchen sink. My mom cleaned it without saying a word. Sorry mom!


#diarrhea   #embarrassing   #mom   #sink   #toilet  


When I was 12 me and my friend were very curious about our bodies. So we both decided we would have a sleepover and we would explore and figure things out. When we had the sleepover we waited for his grandparents and his mom to go to bed and then we took off all of our clothes and started exploring. We knew what masturbating was and tried it but, as soon as we started his mom came down and caught us masturbating. We kind of liked being caught and now to this day (we are 16 and 17) we sleepover and play truth or dare including us masturbating and doing really risky stuf like going outside fully naked!


#embarrassing   #masturbating   #caught  


I would like to make amends and confess. It happened many years ago back in school and in retrospect I feel terrible about it.
There was this one kid in our year and he was kind of unpopular. Maybe not unpopular, but he ran in another circle of friends and was rather shy. So we made fun of him, but really harmless banter mostly.
One day we had this huge event at our school that took place in our gym. A lot of people came... I think round 3,000 people watching the festivites on the ranks around the gym, parents, teacher from other schools, principles,.. so many people....
My year and me had to take part in a rely race, so we had to get in a row and in front of me was that kid. He was a bit on the chubby side and really un-sporty. He wore very worn out pants and that is when I go the idea.
Just seconds before it was his turn to start running I pansed him. (I have no idea how that is spelled... well, I pulled his shorts down all the way). And I not only pulled down his shorts, but also his boxershorts underneath. As he was about to start running, he tripped BUTT NAKED and fell face first to the ground. He had a really small penis.
The whole gym, everyone!! was laughing and pointing. Some where even crying with laughter and I think some took pictures. He was the joke of the whole school for the rest of our time there.
Now I feel rather embarrased for what I have put him through.


#school   #pants   #sport   #chubby   #bullying   #embarrassing   #laughing  


What do you think is the worst thing that could happen to you while on a job?
Today, while working I noticed a strange smell. The smell didn't fade but was constant. Some customers in our shop looked at me in a strange way but I didn't think about it. Until I saw the brown stuff dropping down my pants. I got diarrhea while working, didn't notice it and shit my pants...

Worst. Day. Ever.


#diarrhea   #job   #smell   #confession  


My mother has very unrealistic views of the world or life in general. She uneducated, loud and embarrassing. She has an opinion to everything and is very much known for declaring them to everyone who will listen. She spends a lot on money on useless crap, decorating the house with weird shit. She's not working.She has this really big tooth gap which makes her look even more stupid.She works in retail for over 30 years now and she's still not capable of dealing with costumers. She thinks she knows everything and is the best at everything. And now she thinks she needs to belittle me, because I do not want to live in this small dump she calls home. I moved to a bigger city, far far away from her and living my dream of being an architect. She thinks I am stupid to leave my hometown behind and that I will be coming back crying some day because the big city is too scary for me.Fuck you! I am so happy without you!!!I hate you. I hate you. I HATE YOU.


#hate   #anger   #mother   #mom   #mum   #confession   #movingaway   #stupid   #embarrassing   #dream   #uneducated  


I was trying to flirt with this guy on a chatroom, and he did this action which made our characters have a sexy hug, and I thought that I'd try something like that, so I clicked on the one that said "KissButt", and I thought it sounded like it could work, so I clicked it... The characters then moved to a position where I bent over and pointed to my butt, and this guy was forced to kiss it, So embarrassing.


#embarrassing   #sexy   #chatroom  


The very first time that I flashed anyone is also my most embarrassing flash. My sister
had invited hubby and I out for a BBQ and a swim in her pool. Hubby had just purchased
a new bikini for me, it was a silvery/gray and I liked the way it looked. What I didn't know
was that hubby had cut the lining out of both the top and bottom. While dry it was a cool
color and was solid. What I didn't know, (and to this day I don't even know if hubby knew),
was that once it got wet it became 100% transparent!

When we got to my sisters hubby went out back to the pool with my three nephews
(17, 18 & 18), and my brother-in-law. I poked my head into the kitchen to ask my sister if
she needed any help getting supper ready or setting places. She said that she had everything
under control and told me to go on out to the pool and have fun till supper. I went and got
changed into my new bikini I really liked it and it was quite sexy, maybe a little too sexy to
wear around family, but it was solid so it didn't show anything. I went out to the pool and
just like any other time that we went out for a visit we got a game of Marco Polo going.
Now, I was used to attention from my nephews and brother-in-laws as I was 26 years old at the
time, and I was only 105 pounds, 34"C 26" 30" and as I said my nephews were 17, 18 & 18 and
I was 20 years younger than my sister, (my brothers and sisters ranged from28 - 58). I often
wore heels, stockings/pantyhose, shorter skirts, and sexy tops, and was used to having a little
of their attention. The only difference that day was that my nephews stayed much closer than
usual so I chalked that up to the "SEXY" bikini and their teenage testosterone kicking in so I
didn't think much else about it.

The boys kept chasing me, diving under water right in front of me, behind me and even got
brave enough to start swimming between my legs. I just thought, teenage hormones, their
favourite aunt dressed extra sexy today. I never thought anything about it at all, but when I
got out of the pool and laid down on my towel to soak up some sun my nephews got out of
the pool and sat across from me, staring at their aunt in her "SEXY" new bikini. I couldn't
help but notice that they all started "pitching pup tents" and at that point I decided that
perhaps indeed it was way too sexy to wear around family.

I headed for the bathroom to change and as soon as I walked in (they have a wall to wall,
ceiling to floor mirror on one side of the bathroom), I saw what had my nephews attention.
I could see every inch of my body as if I was totally nude it was that transparent! Hubby and
the brother-in-law must have been enjoying the view too, because neither one let me know!
And if that wasn't bad enough all on its own, I also noticed what they saw when I was laying
out on my towel. The bottom had ridden up the crack of my ass and pussy and my labia
(pussy lips, mud flaps, whatever you prefer to call them) were hanging out on either side!!!
I was sooo embarrassed that I got changed went to the kitchen, told my sister that I wasn't
feeling well, yelled for hubby and had him take me home. It was later that evening that I
actually started to get turned on knowing that I was the centre of attention and was able to
arouse all the guys. It ended up making for a great evening of sex that night and any other
time afterwards that I think about it.

It also led to one of the 18 year old nephews starting to come by for a visit almost every day
shortly after hubby would leave for work. About three weeks later my nephew flat out asked if
there would be a repeat performance some time. I was embarrassed but also flattered,
especially considering how much it actually turned me on knowing that he thought that way
of me. I told him not right now, but after two more weeks of him continuously coming over
always asking I finally decided that the next day would be the special day!

I got up before hubby, showered, did my hair and make-up, put on a pair of sheer black stay-up
stockings, a pair of 6" heels, and nothing else. I set a few of hubbies photo albums of my nude
pictures out on the coffee table in the living room and loaded a video of me stripping and
masturbating in the VCR, put the TV/VCR remotes beside the photo albums, then I went to the
kitchen, made hubby his favourite breakfast. I told him that he'd better be ready for a fun evening!

When hubby went out the door for work, I put on a frumpy old housecoat and waited for my nephew.
I knew he'd be along soon. When he came over I told him to go sit in the living room and relax and I
said that I'd make coffee and be out in a few minutes. I think he noticed my heels and stockings
sticking out from the bottom of my house coat because he started smiling ear to ear, ( I always wore
my big fuzzy slippers in the morning). I peaked out of the kitchen to the living room to see that he had
discovered the photo albums and his eyes were wide and staring intently at my pictures! That actually
turned me on enough to start dripping down my thighs in anticipation! When I walked out to the living
room he didn't even notice me coming in.

I set the coffees down and asked if he was enjoying the pictures. I dropped my housecoat to the floor,
turned the TV on, pushed play on the VCR and sat down beside him. He went 50 shades of red, started
stuttering and tried to hide his now raging hard-on.

I started teaching him how to stimulate a woman when all of the sudden he fired what would be
the first of many loads all over himself and his shorts! I decided that I would lick the mess clean
and for his second load I would just continue and made him the second load down my throat! Then
I had him go down on my pussy and I taught him how to eat pussy like a champ! Then I made him fuck
me over and over! It was the first of many "special" visits that we've had. He still comes to visit his
favourite aunt once or twice a year even though he's now married and has kids of his own.


#trenton   #ontario   #naughty   #embarrassing   #exhibition   #incest  


My sister's pregnant and expecting twins. Twin girls to be exact. She was always kinda weird and that also reflects now on her name choice.. I won't tell them here now otherwise she might find out, but there are HORRENDOUS! Really.
Like a mix of different names. Terrible.
Anyway...... She wants me to be their godmother. I declined because I am really embarrassed of her for giving her baby girls those names and I want nothing to do with that.
Now, she does not talk to me anymore. Why can't she name their kids normal and common names like Lily or Mary???


#names   #sister   #twins   #embarrassing   #terrible   #firstname   #weird   #why  


male, 37 years old.
I just watched "The Lion King" with my 4 year old daughter.
She didn't bat an eye but I had to leave the room as mufasa was killed. I cried like a baby and hid in our bathroom.


#lion   #king   #daughter   #cry   #embarrassing   #dad   #confession  


I secretly want women to make fun of me for having a tiny little penis, and love sucking dick. Calling me a faggot, and more. I am a closet fag.


#embarrassing   #gay   #nervous  


I'm addicted to tight clean pussy and anything that has the slightest dirty fish stench will cause dry heaves and eventual vomit if a full breath of stank enters my stomach. I hate dirty pussy more than anything, don't mother's teach you how to wash and douche so men dont reject their daughters for hygiene. Uhhh i can only imagine what grilled cheese yellow discharge mess is in their mothers cooter


#addiction   #douche   #disgust   #embarrassing   #vomit   #fish  



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