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I planned to take this to my grave and so this is as far as I'm willing to go with telling anyone what happened. So, I'm pretty sure it was near the end of 6th grade. My stomach had been bothering me all morning long but I kept ignoring it because I thought it would go away eventually. Unfortunately, that's not what happened. I was in my 3rd period class, sitting in the back row (about 5 rows) in front of the windows. I felt a fart coming on and I sat there for a few moments before deciding it felt like a silent one. Then I let it go. Before I continue, I would just like to emphasize how much I regret this decision. I would actually kill for a chance to go back in time and stop myself from doing this. I'm not even joking. Anyways...So, a few seconds passed and there was no smell or sound and I almost sighed in relief. But then it happened. The smell came. My teacher froze for a moment, quickly raising a hand to plug his nose. My TEACHER of all people. All around me other students began sputtering (not as a joke, they were serious.) and choking. I wanted to die. I considered stabbing myself in the heart with my pencil. Deciding that would only show I was the culprit, I suffered through minutes of other students accusing everyone else of doing it while half the class raised their hands to ask if they could leave the classroom. The room was filled with the foul, putrid smell. I can't do the smell justice. Imagine being in a room with someone who wasn't showered in 30 years and then amplify that by 50. It was like 100 skunks had just sprayed the room and then died. It was a corrupt, rancid, rotten smell. Back to the class though.. Someone finally went "It started in the back row!" and that was it. I was done for. I was sure I would be caught as the one who did it. I was starting to wonder how I would explain to my mom why I needed to change schools and change my name. But the world must have spared mercy on my soul, because at the time everyone in my school believed the "girls can't fart" thing. I was the only girl in the back row, and no one batted an eye at me. Then, my teacher finally spoke up and told us we were going to go outside for awhile. Classmates who I had never seen run before (we had recess at my middle school everyday) bolted for the fresh, pure air of the outside world. We spent 20 minutes outside before going back inside. At the end of class, my teacher laughed and said, "I feel really bad for the person who committed the crime. They'll never live that down." He was right. I'll never live that down. I'm in high school now (same school) and sometimes someone will bring it up in class and either laugh or grimace. There is no in between. You either remember it with a smile and laugh or cold dead eyes and a pained look. My friends will sometimes ask me about if I know who it was(they were in the class) and I just laugh and say "I'm not entirely sure any human could make something that awful. I'm pretty sure something died outside the window." but inside I am dying every time I say that. That was the worst day of my entire life, and I've had toilets overflow on me in public, my swimsuit come off in a pool, fall on my face after dropping from a 20 foot zipline into water, and accidentally stolen food worth 40$. Now that I list that stuff off, they seem so small in comparison to what happened on that bedeviled, cursed day. I will never forget this. Ever.


#embarrassing   #farts  


I usually sleep on my right side but last light for some reason i could only get comfortable laying on my belly, so i ended up falling asleep that way. I woke up this morning to severe discomfort and quickly realized my penis had twisted up and was pushed into my body and it was fully erect aswell. I tried to pull it out but i felt as if it was locked in two direct ways. It's still like that and it won't go flacid.i'm so embarrases to go to the hospital because i don't egen know what to make of this. Has anyone ever experienced anything like this before. I am really freaked out.


#penis   #injury   #weird   #bizarre   #confused   #embarassed   #humiliated   #medical   #distress   #depression   #despair   #desperate  


Several months ago I met this guy online. We are both males, both married and in our late 40's. He put feelers out there as a feminine guy, wanted someone to meet while crossdressed and he wanted to be sub to a dom man. I'd not had any strange pussy or ass in over 20 years but was interested. We talked exchanged pictures and he started showing me pictures of his fat wife with huge titties and ass. He would even write my name on her while she was nude and take pictures to send me. I had some old pics of my wife and showed them to him.
We met, and started a fem/masculine get together in which he would dress and I would fuck him and dom him. He wouldn't suck cock though. I finally made him do it and he got mad and I finally got him back to meeting me. He had been fucked by 4 guys before me, I'd parade him around and call him slut, cunt, and other names. I would even open the drapes in the hotel/motel rooms so that people would see this chubby older woman getting banged in her butt through the window. They didn't know I was fucking a guys ass. I always started the session by making him stand up and stick my finger up his butt and make him walk around the suite, opening drapes, windows anything I wanted. He got really sub and I even more dom and I would make him do things to his wife, and take pictures to send me. She dommed him in real life (not sex life) even making him wear cotton panties all the time usually in pink, pastels, and white. So he wouldn't mess them up she made him wear a panty liner or a full pad, just as she did everyday. Sometimes she would make him wear a bra as he had cubby manboobs. Even when they first started fucking she refused to let him stick his cock in her mouth, or in her ass. So I told him he should take his wife and force the bitch to take cum up her ass or mouth. His cock had gotten to where he could barely get it up (usually with injections) so I wrote a story about her being passed out and my fucking her.
He started experimenting with her drinking and slipping in a sleeping pill. She would pass out and he took pics of him dildoing her cunt and sticking his limp cock on her lips. At his suggestion I waited till I got word from him that she was passed out and went to his house. I played with her for a while, ate her pussy out, let him play with my nipples, then I laid on top of her and she automatically spread her legs. Instead of fucking her then I just put my cock into her sopping pussy and got it really wet, then laid him down in his girly clothes next to his wife and fucked him right next to her, in the bed the two of them shared.
After that I made him do some kinky shit, and got my cock hard again, then fucked his wife while he placed my cock at her entrance. I shot a load up her slit all the while sucking, mashing and bruising her tits. I kissed hickies on her neck, and stuck the business end of a wine bottle up her loose cunt after I was done. I made him make me dinner, while dressed in his nightie with stockings and heels. Then told him it was time her virgin asshole got fucked by a real man. We went up to the bedroom and rolled her fat ass over, I made him grease her up with some lube she had and I got on top of her while she was lying face down on the bed. I put my cock into her, and reminded him that this was the position in which I first fucked him. After having shot two loads already, it took me about 45 minutes to cum up her virgin ass. It was certainly tight, I think she was indeed a virgin, but after a 45 minute reaming with a pretty thick 7 inch cock, and her being passed out, it was gaping open bigger than a quarter.
He started to panic wondering how he was going to explain the cum in her cunt and ass. I didn't give a shit and instead jacked him off all over her face and tits. I then told him that her cunt was way too loose for her to only be fucked by his scrawny little cock. She was having an affair. I then told him the best way for him to not be accused of fucking her while she was asleep would be to suck all my cum from her cunt and her ass, and lick his off her face and tits. Then I left. I don't know what he did, but it worked out.
I fucked her about 12 times that way, and finally he told her that he liked being fucked and dressing up and she liked the idea of him being a "woman" too. So he had permission to get dressed and fucked in front of her. I went and fucked him several times, then going off with her to the store, or out to eat (using his credit card each time) then I'd go back and get off again. She made him start sucking my cock to orgasm many times, and eventually she let me fuck her in front of him. She took my cock up her cunt, her mouth, her ass, she even did ass2mouth in front of her husband. I even made him clean my shitty cock with his mouth after it was in his wifes ass.
It's a very rewarding relationship, but we still like to get her drunk and passed out so I can abuse her cunt and ass and bruise those big tits of hers. She just laughs about it now.


#mm   #mf   #mmf   #drunk   #sissy   #crossdress  


Saw boy get stripped from the waist down and spanked for his birthday. A group of his friends picked up by arms and legs and gave him a spanking with his pants and underwear down to his ankles. He got 16 swats in front of my girl friends and he got and erection. I remember them squatting down to look at his dick. They sexiest birthday we ever saw. It would have been even sexier if they would had done completely naked. Ended up with face refer than his butt.


#stripped   #embarrassed   #we  


He made me hate men. now I want to use them all until they no longer make me feel good. no man can ever make me feel like he did. so there's no point keeping them


#selfish   #asshole  


My boyfriend was meeting my family. I went into the bathroom and took a nude and airdropped it. IT SENT TO MY GRANDMA. She gave me a look, went into the bathroom. I got airdropped a picture of her nude.


#embarrassing  


As a child I had no home. My parents didn’t want me. I had to learn to never feel safe or happy, because it wouldn’t last.
As an adult I once had it all. Then I got sick.
I’ve been homeless again for a while. I’ve been helping a friend with some repairs. While there a family emergency arose. Im helping with that.
It’s so funny; the friend said thank you, I’ll get you back to your home as soon as possible.
I just smiled.

I have no home. I was just helping them, and they suddenly needed me.

I have no home.

I’m glad God is allowing me to help good people.

PLEASE GOD, HEAL THIS KIND WOMAN AND HER SICK CHILD. I’ll do all I can. Please protect and look after her other children as well. I’ll trade every moment I have left if you’ll heal this wonderful family. These tears I shed are not for me; I gave up on me so long ago. It’s for these kind people who need your love.

Its so weird sleeping in a bed and hearing laughter. I’m glad I could make them smile.

It’s so difficult to say goodbye to yesterday.

I pray I give them hope once again.

Merciful Father grant that this broken shell of a man serve you. Help me help them. Then I can fade away knowing I helped others smile again.


#love   #hope   #compassion   #kindness   #cry   #tenderness  


I get off thinking about my ex boyfriend. We kind of "hate" each other and I know this is wrong. The worst part is, I get turned on by the thought of his calves. But it's not my fault he's so damn hot :\


#guiltyassin   #imsorry   #dirtygirl  


I mixed up my depressants with my laxative and I now have to go to the toilet every few minutes, it's terrible! :(
Please release me from this! :(


#depressants   #laxative   #toilet   #terrible   #confession   #embarrassing  


I like imagining I'm pregnant. hugely pregnant.
for some reason. I've always been embarrassed by the idea of getting pregnant- and that turns me on. I love anything that makes me feel humiliated. when you're pregnant, everyone knows you've slept with someone, your breasts get noticeably bigger, you get hornier.. but the weird thing is..
the hottest thing about it to me is the belly. the idea of having a huge pregnant belly get in the way of daily tasks and draw attention to me is humiliating. it's make me feel like a big walking balloon. it makes me so horny thinking about it, though. the thought of trying on shirts that are too small for me.. having trouble getting them over my belly... strangers wanting to rub my tummy.. not being able to see my toes.. being so big that it's hard to move..
mm..
it's especially hot to imagine it, since I'm still a teen and I'd be looked down on for it. I'd be seen as a slut.

I'm so ashamed to like this.
seriously, what is wrong with me?


#pregnancy   #fetish   #embarrassing   #pregnant  


I hate my husband because he doesn’t do anything little for me and calls me a “strong, independent woman” when I’ve told him how insulting it is that he does it as an excuse to do nothing. For example, he didn’t do anything for me when I was sick and pregnant because I’m a “strong, independent woman,” despite the fact that I was working my ass off until the day I gave birth. We both work full time and have one child. I do ALL the mental work (planning, shopping, appointments, telling him what to do, what to clean, etc). On the rare occasion he does laundry, he won’t even pair my socks. Like…come on guy. The fact that he won’t pair my socks was the straw that broke the camel’s back.


#weaponizedincompetence   #asshole   #hurtful   #unfair  


My name is Barry and my embarrassing confession is that I have a constant craving to suck cocks. I will suck as many as possible and I never get tired of it. It is like an ex-girlfriend of mine (I am not gay) put a spell on me that makes me want to suck cock constantly. My friend Sara says I have a sever case of the "non-stop gobble cocks." Of course, she thinks it is funny and calls me "blowjob Barry" or "cock-gobbling cumslut." I can't stop and it is so embarrassing!


#cock   #barry   #embarrassing   #sex  


So i know it’s not uncommon to feel emotions towards your cousin but i have a serious crush on my cousin, she’s just perfect y’know and I don’t know what to do.


#crush   #embarrassment  


I like a guy even though I know all he wants is sex.


#confused   #embarrassed  


It's 1.51 in the morning and I haven't done anything for my exams tomorrow morning.
Sorry, but I don't think that I'll pass them........


#exams   #lazy   #tomorrow   #pass  


Two years ago when I was in school at a break some older guy came to me and said "My friend loves you and he is a pedofile.". I didn't wanted to go to school for a month. Since that I feel a little bit less pretty, sexy, confident in my own body. I have a little problem about loving a boy, I feel uncomfortable around some boys. Since than I feel more attracted to girls. But this one thing that happened have changed my life forever. I don't feel mentally confident.


#embarrass   #confession  


I confess to being an entitled asshole, who since I was able to walk, expected everything for nothing. I thought I could coast through life and have all the things I wanted to be and to have would just fall into my laps. They didn’t. So now I’m at a shitty job that I hate because it’s the job I strives for, which is to say nothing at all. I haven’t put effort into anything and now I’m addicted to my mediocrity. I have no compassion, no drive, no ambition; I don’t know what hard work looks or feels like. Everyone else is trying to better themselves, and here I am dreading to go to work everyday, hoping that this day I’ll get fired and not have to work here, instead of quitting and doing something with my life. All because I have convinced myself that I was a genius, just waiting to be discovered and make the world a better place. Yeah right.


#confess   #entitled   #asshole   #coasting   #life   #lazy   #weakness  


I would like to make amends and confess. It happened many years ago back in school and in retrospect I feel terrible about it.
There was this one kid in our year and he was kind of unpopular. Maybe not unpopular, but he ran in another circle of friends and was rather shy. So we made fun of him, but really harmless banter mostly.
One day we had this huge event at our school that took place in our gym. A lot of people came... I think round 3,000 people watching the festivites on the ranks around the gym, parents, teacher from other schools, principles,.. so many people....
My year and me had to take part in a rely race, so we had to get in a row and in front of me was that kid. He was a bit on the chubby side and really un-sporty. He wore very worn out pants and that is when I go the idea.
Just seconds before it was his turn to start running I pansed him. (I have no idea how that is spelled... well, I pulled his shorts down all the way). And I not only pulled down his shorts, but also his boxershorts underneath. As he was about to start running, he tripped BUTT NAKED and fell face first to the ground. He had a really small penis.
The whole gym, everyone!! was laughing and pointing. Some where even crying with laughter and I think some took pictures. He was the joke of the whole school for the rest of our time there.
Now I feel rather embarrased for what I have put him through.


#school   #pants   #sport   #chubby   #bullying   #embarrassing   #laughing  


I have a long straight hair fetish. Whenever I encounter a younger woman (the younger the better with long straight hair, I get aroused sexually. This usually ends in my going home and masturbating while thinking of the girl.
Over the years of having this fetish, I have attempted to satisfy it by buying several wigs of various styles. At first, I only played with them but this resulted in me trying them on and masturbating in front of a mirror. Eventually it led to cross dressing but only as a younger woman. I would purchase younger clothes and mimic the young girls I often saw in public places.
Now, I am taking this CD thing to the next level and going out to CD friendly public bars. I dress as a young woman in very conservative clothes and try to fit in. But in the end, it is all about the hair. Long straight hair falling around my face and down my back. Bangs are a plus with me and if I can style them with a deep sidepart, all the better. I cant get enough of this fetish and often wonder what will become of it. The only positive thing is that I am not hurting anyone and am keeping it totally to myself. My biggest worry is getting caught.


#fetish   #embarassed   #crossdress  


To embarrass my elderly, prude mother I started peeing in front of her.
She was upset at first but after a few weeks she is used to it and keeps on talking to me while I pee and she does not turn away anymore. Now I upped the game. She was sitting in the car port in the sun, I stand out on the grass in front of her. We where talking about removing the bird feeder, I took out my penis and let it flow. No reaction any way, just kept looking at me and going on about the feeder.
Tomorrow I will start masturbating in front of her.


#peeing   #mother   #embarrass  



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