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I confess to being an entitled asshole, who since I was able to walk, expected everything for nothing. I thought I could coast through life and have all the things I wanted to be and to have would just fall into my laps. They didn’t. So now I’m at a shitty job that I hate because it’s the job I strives for, which is to say nothing at all. I haven’t put effort into anything and now I’m addicted to my mediocrity. I have no compassion, no drive, no ambition; I don’t know what hard work looks or feels like. Everyone else is trying to better themselves, and here I am dreading to go to work everyday, hoping that this day I’ll get fired and not have to work here, instead of quitting and doing something with my life. All because I have convinced myself that I was a genius, just waiting to be discovered and make the world a better place. Yeah right.
I am in my 50's, male, happily married for the most part, I have two stepdaughters. One 24- one 20. Both live at home and we have been a very normal family. Recently their mother had some "work" done on her woman parts which left her with virtually no room for penitration. We have accepted the situation as it is. She feels disappointed and to be honest I feel short changed and frustrated. As the typical male complaint goes, we never get enough sex. I have gotten quite creative in my masterbation life. She knows about none of it other than an occasional team effort on a rare night of shared touch. I am embarrassed and ashamed that I resort to homemade vaginas and toys, Release is vital and essential to good health, but I sooooo crave good deep sex that I scare myself in fear of betraying my wife with a concubine type connection. It doesn't help to have her two hotties parading around in various displays of dress (or undress) fueling the flames.
I’m 23 years old and also 6’3 but this Is kinda embarrassing.. I recently was about to have sex with a random from the bar after a night of drinking together. Once we got back to my place and made it to my room, we began getting naked and as I pulled down my pants. She bursts out laughing saying, “ You have a micro penis!” (Which it is true.. 2.5 inches soft - 4.5 hard) Then she said said, “we made it this far let’s see what you got.” So I’m already embarrassed. Then as I’m thrusting inside her. She says “when will youu put it in?” Then she looked and started laughing more…
#embrassing #true #sex
The very first time that I flashed anyone is also my most embarrassing flash. My sister
had invited hubby and I out for a BBQ and a swim in her pool. Hubby had just purchased
a new bikini for me, it was a silvery/gray and I liked the way it looked. What I didn't know
was that hubby had cut the lining out of both the top and bottom. While dry it was a cool
color and was solid. What I didn't know, (and to this day I don't even know if hubby knew),
was that once it got wet it became 100% transparent!
When we got to my sisters hubby went out back to the pool with my three nephews
(17, 18 & 18), and my brother-in-law. I poked my head into the kitchen to ask my sister if
she needed any help getting supper ready or setting places. She said that she had everything
under control and told me to go on out to the pool and have fun till supper. I went and got
changed into my new bikini I really liked it and it was quite sexy, maybe a little too sexy to
wear around family, but it was solid so it didn't show anything. I went out to the pool and
just like any other time that we went out for a visit we got a game of Marco Polo going.
Now, I was used to attention from my nephews and brother-in-laws as I was 26 years old at the
time, and I was only 105 pounds, 34"C 26" 30" and as I said my nephews were 17, 18 & 18 and
I was 20 years younger than my sister, (my brothers and sisters ranged from28 - 58). I often
wore heels, stockings/pantyhose, shorter skirts, and sexy tops, and was used to having a little
of their attention. The only difference that day was that my nephews stayed much closer than
usual so I chalked that up to the "SEXY" bikini and their teenage testosterone kicking in so I
didn't think much else about it.
The boys kept chasing me, diving under water right in front of me, behind me and even got
brave enough to start swimming between my legs. I just thought, teenage hormones, their
favourite aunt dressed extra sexy today. I never thought anything about it at all, but when I
got out of the pool and laid down on my towel to soak up some sun my nephews got out of
the pool and sat across from me, staring at their aunt in her "SEXY" new bikini. I couldn't
help but notice that they all started "pitching pup tents" and at that point I decided that
perhaps indeed it was way too sexy to wear around family.
I headed for the bathroom to change and as soon as I walked in (they have a wall to wall,
ceiling to floor mirror on one side of the bathroom), I saw what had my nephews attention.
I could see every inch of my body as if I was totally nude it was that transparent! Hubby and
the brother-in-law must have been enjoying the view too, because neither one let me know!
And if that wasn't bad enough all on its own, I also noticed what they saw when I was laying
out on my towel. The bottom had ridden up the crack of my ass and pussy and my labia
(pussy lips, mud flaps, whatever you prefer to call them) were hanging out on either side!!!
I was sooo embarrassed that I got changed went to the kitchen, told my sister that I wasn't
feeling well, yelled for hubby and had him take me home. It was later that evening that I
actually started to get turned on knowing that I was the centre of attention and was able to
arouse all the guys. It ended up making for a great evening of sex that night and any other
time afterwards that I think about it.
It also led to one of the 18 year old nephews starting to come by for a visit almost every day
shortly after hubby would leave for work. About three weeks later my nephew flat out asked if
there would be a repeat performance some time. I was embarrassed but also flattered,
especially considering how much it actually turned me on knowing that he thought that way
of me. I told him not right now, but after two more weeks of him continuously coming over
always asking I finally decided that the next day would be the special day!
I got up before hubby, showered, did my hair and make-up, put on a pair of sheer black stay-up
stockings, a pair of 6" heels, and nothing else. I set a few of hubbies photo albums of my nude
pictures out on the coffee table in the living room and loaded a video of me stripping and
masturbating in the VCR, put the TV/VCR remotes beside the photo albums, then I went to the
kitchen, made hubby his favourite breakfast. I told him that he'd better be ready for a fun evening!
When hubby went out the door for work, I put on a frumpy old housecoat and waited for my nephew.
I knew he'd be along soon. When he came over I told him to go sit in the living room and relax and I
said that I'd make coffee and be out in a few minutes. I think he noticed my heels and stockings
sticking out from the bottom of my house coat because he started smiling ear to ear, ( I always wore
my big fuzzy slippers in the morning). I peaked out of the kitchen to the living room to see that he had
discovered the photo albums and his eyes were wide and staring intently at my pictures! That actually
turned me on enough to start dripping down my thighs in anticipation! When I walked out to the living
room he didn't even notice me coming in.
I set the coffees down and asked if he was enjoying the pictures. I dropped my housecoat to the floor,
turned the TV on, pushed play on the VCR and sat down beside him. He went 50 shades of red, started
stuttering and tried to hide his now raging hard-on.
I started teaching him how to stimulate a woman when all of the sudden he fired what would be
the first of many loads all over himself and his shorts! I decided that I would lick the mess clean
and for his second load I would just continue and made him the second load down my throat! Then
I had him go down on my pussy and I taught him how to eat pussy like a champ! Then I made him fuck
me over and over! It was the first of many "special" visits that we've had. He still comes to visit his
favourite aunt once or twice a year even though he's now married and has kids of his own.
#trenton #ontario #naughty #embarrassing #exhibition #incest
I have a really nasty habit of smelling my dirty toilet paper after I use it to wipe my ass after I sit. I do it every time and i don't know why. I guess I just like the smell of shitty toilet paper
When I was little I had a next door neighbor my age. He was my best friend and we decided to date. So one day I decided to let him see me change my shirt. Long story short, I flashed him. A couple days later he let me see him change. I went into the bathroom with him and he changed and I saw He went out of the bathroom and I stayed in there cause his grandparents were right outside in the living room. So, I walked out a couple minutes later and his grandma said 'Were you two in the bathroom together'. We laughed and said no that's gross. It was a close call, we were almost caught, but I think she knew all along that we were in the bathroom together.
I was 10 when this happened.....I was looking in my moms drawer and I had seen a massager. I picked it up ran upstairs and glanced at it for a while. I turned it on and put it all on my body then I stopped in my pants on my clit. I moaned softly and blushed.
I pushed it down a tiny bit further and it vibrated my pussy's lips it felt so good I had a small orgasam on it and then I asked my mom what this was and she said A Neck Massager ..
I said Oh and hurried upstairs in her room wiped all the orgasam off of it and put it back and unto this Day I still masturbate with her neck massager.
(I'm 17 BTW)
I mixed up my depressants with my laxative and I now have to go to the toilet every few minutes, it's terrible! :(
Please release me from this! :(
#depressants #laxative #toilet #terrible #confession #embarrassing
My 6th grade grammar teacher was literally sexist. she would give no work to the girls and all the work to the boys. she hated my guts so i hated hers. not much else to say.
I'm 16 and young for 3rd year in college. I'm attending summer sessions to advance further. There was a wild party, and this very pretty girl of 21 passed out drunk. Some girls asked me to lift her and take her into the bedroom and lay her down. I did, she was totally out of it. While in there I pulled her blouse and bra up played with and sucked her tits. Then I lifted her skirt to see her pantie-less pussy and ass. She had brown pussy hair trimmed so it was about 2 inches wide and went straight up from the start of her pussy lips about 3 inches or more. She had light and soft hair on her pussy lips. I softly licked on her pussy, she moaned, I panicked, but she was out, just having a reaction. I licked some more, fingered her with two fingers, and walked over and quietly locked the door.
I raped her pussy. I then pulled her clothes back, covered her up and went to the party. It all sounds like I was gone a while, but it was my first time. . . it was all over in about 4 minutes, I'm ashamed to say.
That was Saturday, today; Monday I just finished a 2 hour class with her sitting next to me. I'd really like to date her but I'm so much younger and she knows it. It's that way with almost all the girls. I guess I'll have to wait for another party.
I work construction and this highschool senior named Alissa, came to me looking for part time work. It’s rare that someone younger, comes to me looking for hard work, especially a young lady. I gave her hours that suited her school schedule. She’s pretty tough, built for work. Strong legs, thick butt. I’ll admit a major part of me giving her work was so me and my guys can have a good piece of ass to stare at while we’re working in the sun. We all talk about her and what we’d do to her. It doesn’t help that her butt is so big and she wears tight jeans. I’m 35 and my guys are all over 30, so I know nothing romantic will happen with this girl. She’s just a temporary hire until she graduates. But if I somehow could convince her to fuck even for some cash I would love that. But that’s just unrealistic thinking. I’m satisfied just staring at her ass from a distance while she’s all sweaty working for me. I’m really sulking it in while it lasts. This is the only time I’ve ever had a young lady work with me, especially with an ass like hers.
Two years ago when I was in school at a break some older guy came to me and said "My friend loves you and he is a pedofile.". I didn't wanted to go to school for a month. Since that I feel a little bit less pretty, sexy, confident in my own body. I have a little problem about loving a boy, I feel uncomfortable around some boys. Since than I feel more attracted to girls. But this one thing that happened have changed my life forever. I don't feel mentally confident.
My girlfriend's father thinks I am going to church every Sunday. That was a necessary lie I had to tell for him to trust and like me. He is a very religious man and I thought the best thing to do is tell him I am too.But I am not. Not at all. My girlfriend doesn't know either! I am sure she wouldn't approve lying to her father about something like that. So I tell her as well that I am at church at Sundays. We live 50 miles away from each other so that's not a problem.In reality, I'll lie in bed, just turn off my phone and watch some stupid videos online.I really enjoy this time because I do not have to think about anything or anyone. I thought about telling them that I am going to the evening mass on Thursdays as wel just to have a few hours for myself. Maybe masturbate, maybe watch a movie, maybe take a nice bath. That's my own holy time. I love my girlfriend but I like my alone time as well.
#holy #church #lie #mass #confession #fatherinlaw #girlfriend #oops
i really am a big snob. i love to save my money. i want a middle class house, i want a middle class wife and 2 middle class children. i love to drive a smaller car though i could buy a bigger one.
long live the babbittry!
I invited this cute girl to my apartment yesterday. It was our third official date and I wanted to impress her by cooking for her. So, we end up on my balcony, everything is going smoothly, we are both having a great time. We are talking, drinking some wine, PURR-FECT!
I noticed that some nice background music would be nice, too, so I got my laptop, opened it and that's when it started...
I forgot that I was watching some ... adult movies ... the night before and after I was "done" I simply shut it, but never closed the tab.
Well, the movie started again the second the computer powered up.
God damn... she took it lightly and laughed about it. But I am still embarrassed...
I used to clean house for this guy that was pot dealer. On my last day working for him we smoked a joint together and that shit had me higher than a kite! I only lived about a few blocks away so I walked home and I started getting really paranoid. I thought a cop was going to see me and know I was stoned. I walked past school on tiptoe because I didn't want the kids on the playground to notice me and tell the teachers. I slowly tipped home- seemed like it took hours. I don't remember unlocking the door but once inside went to the bedroom and turned on the tv real low. Then I got in bed with all my clothes on and stayed like that until my boyfriend got home from work, discovered me under the blankets and demanded to know what the hell was going on! I popped up in bed and said " Hey! can we order some Chinese!"
#drug #embrassment #guy
I have developed a fetish for seeing girls and women in embarrassing outfits whether they get embarrassed or not is beside the point but as long as they are wearing a ridiculous costume or outfit like the villainesses from the Power Ranger series as an example. Anything that makes them look foolish, stupid, helpless, and/or whorish really gets my motor running and if they are forced to wear and outfit and get embarrassed because of it ooooh baby! And if they are oblivious to how stupid they look even better that really gets me there but sadly I haven't found too much for this fetish usually the things I find are missing one or two elements from the equation but oh my imagination is a very powerful thing ;)
#embarrassed #whore #forced #stupid
Hi, I'm 49 yo woman. I live with my daughter, my son and my daughter-in-law. I always had disagreements with my daughter, and we tried to be calmed since my son married, but unsuccessful.
My daughter is very impulsive and shameless. She became a very good friend with my daughter-in-law. On the other hand, I keep a distance with my daughter-in-law, just to have some normal relationship.
One night, when my son was at work (he works as a security), my daughter and my daughter-in-law were out. They came home late at 2.30 a.m. .
I didn't sleep when they arrived, so I needed an explanation why they came so late, and where they were. My daughter got crazy when I asked them, she started offending me and called me useless.
I was mad at her and I slapped her. On my biggest surprise, my daughter-in-law interfered, protecting my daughter and she stood on her side.
My daughter just said to me: "you're lucky that you are my mother, but let's see if you can beat your daughter-in-law". I was stunned. My daughter-in-law pushed me on the couch and got on top of me.
I was afraid and confused. I tried to fight her, but I couldn't, she caught my arms under her knees. They were both laughing at me, as my daughter-in-law slapped my face.
She started slapping me with her feet, while my daughter watched and reminded me how miserable I am.
That night I was embarrassed like never, by my daughter-in-law and my daughter. My son never knew what happened, cause I don't want to ruin his marriage.
#fight #daughter #slapping #feet #embarrassed
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