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My name is Barry. I have confessed many times my intense addiction to sucking cocks. I have given so many blowjobs that I am totally considered a professional cock slurper. I honestly love having a big throbbing cock in my mouth.
Recently, I was giving this guy deep throat and he was riding my tonsils like an angry cowboy. He could thrust his hips hard and long and the back of my throat was worked to beyond complete embarrassment. Don't get me wrong, I very much enjoyed it. But that face-fuck was so incredible that it may be some kind of world record. I take great pride in what my lips and tongue can do to bring a lot of pleasure to a cock. But this one was pretty much just my throat. I guess I can describe it as a gag-a-rific encounter that was a total frenulum to esophagus experience.
I can probably only take a tonsil banging like that a few times a month. And I will continue to give regular blowjobs as much as I can. That is why people call me "Blowjob Barry."
While working, I fell asleep on my laptop. It wouldn't have been much of a problem but I am drooler, I start drooling as soon as I am asleep.
The whole laptop got wet and after a while (I slept very deep), the screen shut off and now my laptop is broken.
I then went to my boss and explained to him that I "accidentally" dropped a glass of water over my computer. He then said, he caught me sleeping several times over the last few months and that he saw me sleeping that day.
He fired me and I had to replace him this laptop.
As a kid I thought that chocolate is the poo of cows. Until I was 13 years old I never wanted to eat chocolate because I thought it is disgusting and I yelled at other people for eating cow poo.
#cow #poo #chocolate #embarrassing
When I was 12 me and my friend were very curious about our bodies. So we both decided we would have a sleepover and we would explore and figure things out. When we had the sleepover we waited for his grandparents and his mom to go to bed and then we took off all of our clothes and started exploring. We knew what masturbating was and tried it but, as soon as we started his mom came down and caught us masturbating. We kind of liked being caught and now to this day (we are 16 and 17) we sleepover and play truth or dare including us masturbating and doing really risky stuf like going outside fully naked!
I mixed up my depressants with my laxative and I now have to go to the toilet every few minutes, it's terrible! :(
Please release me from this! :(
#depressants #laxative #toilet #terrible #confession #embarrassing
I am 50 years old and still use a dummy (or pacifier as you Americans call it). I've used it again since I was 17.
I cannot fall asleep without it. Thank God those things are also produced for adults!
I confess that I am probably still single because of this.
Two years ago when I was in school at a break some older guy came to me and said "My friend loves you and he is a pedofile.". I didn't wanted to go to school for a month. Since that I feel a little bit less pretty, sexy, confident in my own body. I have a little problem about loving a boy, I feel uncomfortable around some boys. Since than I feel more attracted to girls. But this one thing that happened have changed my life forever. I don't feel mentally confident.
I am a person who can easily memorize all kind of stuff. But not important stuff, only stuff no one needs. For example birthdays of celebrities and embarrassing things of other people. When I meet people I often pretend not to know something about them they told me ages ago because I don't want to be called a creep.
I'm in a treatment program, and a staff just walked in on me and a boy from outside the program in bed. I'm afraid I'm going to get kicked out, but he was totally worth it. But I don't want to get kicked out for this. I don't know what to do, and I'm scared out of my mind.
#treatment #sex #staff #embarrassed
So one night me and my boyfriend were going at it really hard and he is always asking me if he can try new things with me I am reluctant sometimes but this time I said ok we decided to record on camara our first homemade porn jejeje . So he wanted to try my ass for anal he got the lube and made sure everything was nice and wet before he started fingering my butt to make it more comfortable he did that for a couple minutes before he slowly slid his dick in my ass and started thrusting. We were both laying on our sides at this point and he decided he wanted to switch positions with him behind me while I lay over a pillow so we move around and before he goes to put his dick back inside me he decides he wants to give me a rim job right when he goes to lick my ass I farted and I couldn't stop it because my but was stretched a little still from him fucking me it was the most embarrassing thing of my life thats ever happened during sex
#sex #shy #ass #embarrassing
I used to be obessed with my crush in 7th grade and then he movied and unfollowed me from instagram..
Around 3 am this night I woke up and since then I have the worst diarrhea I've ever had. I have to confess that I didn't make it to the toilet the third or fourth time and I had to poop in the kitchen sink. My mom cleaned it without saying a word. Sorry mom!
#diarrhea #embarrassing #mom #sink #toilet
I planned to take this to my grave and so this is as far as I'm willing to go with telling anyone what happened. So, I'm pretty sure it was near the end of 6th grade. My stomach had been bothering me all morning long but I kept ignoring it because I thought it would go away eventually. Unfortunately, that's not what happened. I was in my 3rd period class, sitting in the back row (about 5 rows) in front of the windows. I felt a fart coming on and I sat there for a few moments before deciding it felt like a silent one. Then I let it go. Before I continue, I would just like to emphasize how much I regret this decision. I would actually kill for a chance to go back in time and stop myself from doing this. I'm not even joking. Anyways...So, a few seconds passed and there was no smell or sound and I almost sighed in relief. But then it happened. The smell came. My teacher froze for a moment, quickly raising a hand to plug his nose. My TEACHER of all people. All around me other students began sputtering (not as a joke, they were serious.) and choking. I wanted to die. I considered stabbing myself in the heart with my pencil. Deciding that would only show I was the culprit, I suffered through minutes of other students accusing everyone else of doing it while half the class raised their hands to ask if they could leave the classroom. The room was filled with the foul, putrid smell. I can't do the smell justice. Imagine being in a room with someone who wasn't showered in 30 years and then amplify that by 50. It was like 100 skunks had just sprayed the room and then died. It was a corrupt, rancid, rotten smell. Back to the class though.. Someone finally went "It started in the back row!" and that was it. I was done for. I was sure I would be caught as the one who did it. I was starting to wonder how I would explain to my mom why I needed to change schools and change my name. But the world must have spared mercy on my soul, because at the time everyone in my school believed the "girls can't fart" thing. I was the only girl in the back row, and no one batted an eye at me. Then, my teacher finally spoke up and told us we were going to go outside for awhile. Classmates who I had never seen run before (we had recess at my middle school everyday) bolted for the fresh, pure air of the outside world. We spent 20 minutes outside before going back inside. At the end of class, my teacher laughed and said, "I feel really bad for the person who committed the crime. They'll never live that down." He was right. I'll never live that down. I'm in high school now (same school) and sometimes someone will bring it up in class and either laugh or grimace. There is no in between. You either remember it with a smile and laugh or cold dead eyes and a pained look. My friends will sometimes ask me about if I know who it was(they were in the class) and I just laugh and say "I'm not entirely sure any human could make something that awful. I'm pretty sure something died outside the window." but inside I am dying every time I say that. That was the worst day of my entire life, and I've had toilets overflow on me in public, my swimsuit come off in a pool, fall on my face after dropping from a 20 foot zipline into water, and accidentally stolen food worth 40$. Now that I list that stuff off, they seem so small in comparison to what happened on that bedeviled, cursed day. I will never forget this. Ever.
To embarrass my elderly, prude mother I started peeing in front of her.
She was upset at first but after a few weeks she is used to it and keeps on talking to me while I pee and she does not turn away anymore. Now I upped the game. She was sitting in the car port in the sun, I stand out on the grass in front of her. We where talking about removing the bird feeder, I took out my penis and let it flow. No reaction any way, just kept looking at me and going on about the feeder.
Tomorrow I will start masturbating in front of her.
My boyfriend was meeting my family. I went into the bathroom and took a nude and airdropped it. IT SENT TO MY GRANDMA. She gave me a look, went into the bathroom. I got airdropped a picture of her nude.
I am in my 50's, male, happily married for the most part, I have two stepdaughters. One 24- one 20. Both live at home and we have been a very normal family. Recently their mother had some "work" done on her woman parts which left her with virtually no room for penitration. We have accepted the situation as it is. She feels disappointed and to be honest I feel short changed and frustrated. As the typical male complaint goes, we never get enough sex. I have gotten quite creative in my masterbation life. She knows about none of it other than an occasional team effort on a rare night of shared touch. I am embarrassed and ashamed that I resort to homemade vaginas and toys, Release is vital and essential to good health, but I sooooo crave good deep sex that I scare myself in fear of betraying my wife with a concubine type connection. It doesn't help to have her two hotties parading around in various displays of dress (or undress) fueling the flames.
My sister's pregnant and expecting twins. Twin girls to be exact. She was always kinda weird and that also reflects now on her name choice.. I won't tell them here now otherwise she might find out, but there are HORRENDOUS! Really.
Like a mix of different names. Terrible.
Anyway...... She wants me to be their godmother. I declined because I am really embarrassed of her for giving her baby girls those names and I want nothing to do with that.
Now, she does not talk to me anymore. Why can't she name their kids normal and common names like Lily or Mary???
#names #sister #twins #embarrassing #terrible #firstname #weird #why
I like imagining I'm pregnant. hugely pregnant.
for some reason. I've always been embarrassed by the idea of getting pregnant- and that turns me on. I love anything that makes me feel humiliated. when you're pregnant, everyone knows you've slept with someone, your breasts get noticeably bigger, you get hornier.. but the weird thing is..
the hottest thing about it to me is the belly. the idea of having a huge pregnant belly get in the way of daily tasks and draw attention to me is humiliating. it's make me feel like a big walking balloon. it makes me so horny thinking about it, though. the thought of trying on shirts that are too small for me.. having trouble getting them over my belly... strangers wanting to rub my tummy.. not being able to see my toes.. being so big that it's hard to move..
mm..
it's especially hot to imagine it, since I'm still a teen and I'd be looked down on for it. I'd be seen as a slut.
I'm so ashamed to like this.
seriously, what is wrong with me?
A few months ago I accidentally ran over our cat leaving the house. I didn’t have the heart to tell my wife so I lied and I’ve felt terrible since.
#embarrassed #regret #grief #cat #wife #family #coward #confession #secret
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