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The last few months were really hard for me. I lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and some of my friends turned their backs on me because they think I'm a total loser.
Some days ago I got totally wasted and emptied my whole stock of alcohol. As you may guess, I threw up. Not just once but several times. The entire apartment stank like hell.
The lady who rented the apartment to me sent me a written warning. She thought I had a party and several people puked.
I write poems and short stories. I even have a dream diary.
I'm a 27 years old guy living at his parents place...
I used to be obessed with my crush in 7th grade and then he movied and unfollowed me from instagram..
I was shopping the other day looking for some cute shoes for my new dress. I even found some shoes, brown ones with closers on the right sight. Like you can imagine those shoes were SO EXPENSIVE, I could never ever in my life afford them. I just put them on, left my old sneakers behind and walked out of the store. 2 policemen were standing in front of the building, I nicely said hello and went on.
I jerk off to my friends facebook pics. I've made goon captions and posted it on reddit. Ive never had a gf and i jerk off at least 3 times a day. I am premature. I will probably spurt before i even penetrate her. One of my friends had a tight bra at school and i could see it from her shirt. I got a boner. I jerked of in class by squeezing my thighs and came.
My birthday was two days ago and no one remembered
I am just so sad
Why am I such a loser
I’m poor and can’t afford doctor. I woke up with blood coming out of me.
I’ve got a weird bleeding place somewhere else that hurts. Been hurt for months. Now an area of my body hurts really bad. It’s an area where my disease is.
I would try an over counter medicine but I don’t have a car to get it. And if I try to walk I’ll pass out. And my shoes have holes. I hate my life.
My sin is I let one of my children down. He now has serious problems in his life because I failed him. I can’t undo it. I’m a terrible parent. I’m so pathetic this probably won’t even get posted.
One of my friends is a total loser. He only had D's in school and in worklife it's even worse, he got fired the other day because he couldn't remember his bosses name. And I don't want to start about his woman skills, there are non.
First, I tried to help him but it's just not possible. Now I began to expose him in every arising situation. You can't imagine what fun it is to she him struggle and fall. In a metaphorical way of course.
God in heaven this girl that works at Taco Bell is so insanely gorgeous. I wish I could be with her I'd be the happiest guy on the planet. Instead I've been single for over a decade and hate my skinny appearance. I'll probably die alone.
I want everyone to know that I am a small dicked loser that never had a girlfriend before and am 25 years old now, pretty much set to be a virgin for life as I instead fantasize about virtual girls that don't exist to be my girlfriend.
One example being Shantae the Half Genie belly dancer I would give up everything for just for her to notice me.
Please laugh at how pathetic I am because I am only good to amuse you.
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