Staff Confessions

I'm in a treatment program, and a staff just walked in on me and a boy from outside the program in bed. I'm afraid I'm going to get kicked out, but he was totally worth it. But I don't want to get kicked out for this. I don't know what to do, and I'm scared out of my mind.

#treatment   #sex   #staff   #embarrassed  

My girlfriend stole test we had to write in maths out of the staff room. We both had a F because we where just too lazy to even look at the answers.

#lazy   #text   #maths   #staff   #stolen  

Every tuesday is pizza day in my office. This means our boss buys pizza for the whole office. Because my office is in the fifth floor and the cafeteria is in the first floor, I often have difficulties getting a slice of pizza. Some of my stupid and egoistic colleagues always take half or the whole pizza and disappear in their offices. The entire staff gets 5 to 8 pizzas. We are 32 people.

So today, I waited for the pizza man and put laxatives on each pizza before leaving them in the cafeteria.
Hahaha, what a fun. The entire third floor was blocking the restrooms for the rest of the day.

#pizza   #laxative   #office   #staff   #egoistic   #revenge   #confession