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As a kid, I loved to call a taxi or order a pizza and tell them the address of one of my neighbours or of someone I don't like.
Hi! I'd like to confess I work in a pizzeria and there's some wit who thinks he can order pizza almost every day around 11 pm. Because we also want to finish, we always put the grossest cheese on the pizza and sometimes he also gets our "special sauce"
The last time I got really really really drunk, I had to throw up and the only think that I could use was the cap of one of my friends. I let all of the digusting stuff into his cap but I was (and I still am) too afraid to tell him. He didn't notice it until he put it on... I won't ever forget his face when all of the pavement pizza landed on his head...
When I am bored, I call taxis and order pizzas and tell them the address of my neighbours and friends.
My best friend and I along with her cousin and a friend all shared a house when we went off to college. Four girls all in one house and we got along great. Whenever we ordered pizza we would take turns answering the door naked. It was such fun seeing the look on the delivery persons face.
I used to call dominoes and ask for them to deliver a pizza hutt. I thought it was funny. One day a dominoes driver said ok. He ordered and delivered a pizza hutt for me. I tripped that guy $20. Was that wrong?
Every tuesday is pizza day in my office. This means our boss buys pizza for the whole office. Because my office is in the fifth floor and the cafeteria is in the first floor, I often have difficulties getting a slice of pizza. Some of my stupid and egoistic colleagues always take half or the whole pizza and disappear in their offices. The entire staff gets 5 to 8 pizzas. We are 32 people.
So today, I waited for the pizza man and put laxatives on each pizza before leaving them in the cafeteria.
Hahaha, what a fun. The entire third floor was blocking the restrooms for the rest of the day.
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