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I LOVE to annoy little kids until they cry
I don't have any regrets about it, it's just great


#kids   #little   #annoy   #regret   #love   #cry  


I got a photo of my computer in my wallet, it's over the photo of my wife and children.


#computer   #love   #wallet   #photo   #wife   #kids  


I am a preschool teacher but I hate working with kids. Such little brats!


#preschool   #teacher   #work   #kids   #brats  


when i was 10 i watched my neighbor fuck her boyfriend on the side of their house through my window they were on top of a towel and i watch his dick go in and out of her pussy i played with myself while watching it made my cat so wet and i knew he could see me. a few weaks laterly im hanging out with my older sister at a park my sister left to do some shit and i let dis boy i cannot stand lick my pussy and my neighbors boyfriend saw him licking my pussy and jerked off i never saw him again


#masterbation   #shameless  


I (28 male) am really annoyed by my friends. We are apparently at an age where everyone of us should start a family and have children. They do not talk about anything else. Babies here, relationship goals there, kids are so important for a partnership. Blablahblahblah.
They get on my nerves. Really. I want to build a reputation and get a steady career going on before even ThInKiNg about children.

The worst part are those parents who think they figured everything out now and know how life works, but are almost incapable of making a living.


#hate   #friends   #children   #annoyed   #career   #kids  


As a kid, I loved to call a taxi or order a pizza and tell them the address of one of my neighbours or of someone I don't like.


#joke   #taxi   #pizza   #address   #neighbour   #kid   #child  


When I was a kid, I lost my key to open my bike. The janitor at school had to break the lock, so I could get home. After he broke it up, I found the key in my backpack. I never told my dad...


#kid   #key   #lost   #bike   #janitor   #backpack  


Im a mother of 2 and ive secluded myself from my friends. None of my friends know that i have kids and that im married.


#lie   #friends   #depression   #lonely   #family   #kids  


When I was about 12 years old I had this neighborhood girl who lived above us. She was about 10 years old. So anyways I was way into porn that time and I watched it like everyday and I masturbated atleast twice a day if I could. So one day this girls parents and my parents were going out for dinner and they kept her at our house. She was the innocent type. So I wanted to try and see if I could get to do something with her. So I showed her some porn and she seemed interested. I asked her if she wanted to see if what she saw was in fact a good feeling? She said let's try. At that time I was super excited. So I take her to the room and take her pants and underwear off and take mine off too. Then I told her to suck me off and when she did I came in like a few seconds. I wanted to eat her out so I put her on the bed and spread her legs and ate her small pussy. She said it felt nice. So after that I wanted to fuck her badly so I place my cock at her pussy and push it in. At first it hurt her alot but after a few pushes it was okay. There was very little blood and I came withing a few seconds maybe one minute or less. But that was the first and last time for us because we moved out from there.


#kids   #confession  


should little kids be allowed to learn coding for computers and apps and hacking? its like passing a loaded gun to a child. that kid could brake the law. its like driving a car it should come with adult responsibilities like alcohol. they don't want to play frizbie anymore or cricket in the backyard like we did. they don't want to learn music or a sport and get sun exposure. or go play pop music and dance at home or just go do garden. they don't need to learn coding to hack bank accounts and worse. they could explode autopilots and driverless cars. it shouldn't be allowed to happen. kids are learning too much and need another 2 years at school and they need a childhood.


#kids   #learning   #code  


I've beaten up my neighbour's kid because he told me that there's no Santa Claus.


#santa   #claus   #christmas   #neigbour   #kid  


Once when I was around 10, I was doing this school holiday programme with this boy and everyday we'd sneak off and take off our clothes for each other and touch each other. We had no idea what we were doing then.


#kids   #touching  


I (m/(28) hate the kids in my neighbourhood! I live in a little house in an otherwise very nice street, but in both houses next to me live families with smallish children. Those kids do not have anything better to than to play RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE all day long. They apparently love playing ball and throw and kick those around all day, every day. They even managed to destroy some flowers and plants I have in my front yard. They are always laughing hysterically, especially loud when I am either working in my front yard or if I am leaving the house. I think they are making fun of me.

They are now at an age where they learn to ride bikes. They are all around 6 or so and teach each other.

I would like to confess that I was feeling overjoyed and quite a bit of schadenfreude when one of the loudest and most annoying ones fell off their bike and broke their arm. I was leaving my house and walking towards my car when it happened. I tried to act concerned and worried but I was partying hard on the inside.


#confession   #neighbours   #children   #kids   #family   #hurt   #schadenfreude  


At the birthday party of my little sister (it was her 7th birthday) I put vodka into the bowle so the kids get funnier.


#alcohol   #vodka   #birthday   #party   #sister   #bowle   #kids   #funny  


As a kid poured water over another girl. I got the water out of a small puddle. I did it because she told me seconds before that she hadn't showered or washed herself in 5 weeks.


#water   #girl   #kid   #puddle   #wash   #shower  


I confess I watch cartoons all the day because I don't have something better to do. My wife and my kids left me several months ago. And today, I found a meme with my story on it. I am very depressed right now and I am waiting for my favourite cartoon show to be broadcast.


#cartoons   #tv   #wife   #kids   #depressed   #sad  


About a week ago, I went to my old school late at night, and started to jerk my wet dick over the kids outdoor tables. I pissed all over them till I came all over. Before I left I came once more on one of the windows of the school.


#cum   #school   #kids   #wet   #dick  


As kids me and my brother always hid the poop of our dogs in the newspapers of our neighbours.


#dog   #poop   #newspaper   #funny   #kids  


I am married with kids. I have fantasies about impregnating (consensually) random women of many ages.


#sex   #pregnant   #kids  


I am in my 40s divorced 3 kids. I just started shooting meth. when I shoot meth I Immediately turn into a sexual deviant. I had the same problem when doing coke, I swallow and love it when high


#meth   #kids   #alone   #high   #drugs   #abuse  



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