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At the birthday party of my little sister (it was her 7th birthday) I put vodka into the bowle so the kids get funnier.
#alcohol #vodka #birthday #party #sister #bowle #kids #funny
I LOVE to annoy little kids until they cry
I don't have any regrets about it, it's just great
When I was a kid, I lost my key to open my bike. The janitor at school had to break the lock, so I could get home. After he broke it up, I found the key in my backpack. I never told my dad...
I (28 male) am really annoyed by my friends. We are apparently at an age where everyone of us should start a family and have children. They do not talk about anything else. Babies here, relationship goals there, kids are so important for a partnership. Blablahblahblah.
They get on my nerves. Really. I want to build a reputation and get a steady career going on before even ThInKiNg about children.
The worst part are those parents who think they figured everything out now and know how life works, but are almost incapable of making a living.
As a kid poured water over another girl. I got the water out of a small puddle. I did it because she told me seconds before that she hadn't showered or washed herself in 5 weeks.
Im a mother of 2 and ive secluded myself from my friends. None of my friends know that i have kids and that im married.
I feel if I am not able to have a child of my own, then I want to leave my boyfriend and kids so I can have my kid free life instead. I made it clear i wanted kids, but now things are unsure if we will try. Secretly hoping i get pregnant by mistake, and i am less careful for that reason.
I am in my 40s divorced 3 kids. I just started shooting meth. when I shoot meth I Immediately turn into a sexual deviant. I had the same problem when doing coke, I swallow and love it when high
when i was 10 i watched my neighbor fuck her boyfriend on the side of their house through my window they were on top of a towel and i watch his dick go in and out of her pussy i played with myself while watching it made my cat so wet and i knew he could see me. a few weaks laterly im hanging out with my older sister at a park my sister left to do some shit and i let dis boy i cannot stand lick my pussy and my neighbors boyfriend saw him licking my pussy and jerked off i never saw him again
My kid Andy told me the other day that he has a super power. He said he could make himself invisible from time to time because me and my husband aren't listening to him or paying attention to him. I didn't know that he thought we wouldn't care too much but now when I think about it... We always thought he's annoying and didn't want to play with him. Now I feel bad.
I confess I'm a bad mother.
Once when I was around 10, I was doing this school holiday programme with this boy and everyday we'd sneak off and take off our clothes for each other and touch each other. We had no idea what we were doing then.
For me, the worst part of being a parent is that you always have to be there for your children.
I always wanted to make career, have a good job, earn a lot of money. I haven't thought about getting children.
I am 27 years old, female and I'm pregnant.
And I don't want to be a mom ... yet.
I've always said that I never ever wanna have children and now that!! I'm totally screwed, just started a new job.
I am going to see a gynecologist next week and talk with him about abortion.
It's the only choice I have when I want to live a normal life without that burden.
#children #kids #pregnant #abortion #burden #sex #confession
I am a dentist and I need to confess my frustration with my patients. When I opened my practice I was full of hope and tought I could help all my patients in keeping their teeth healthy.Oh boy, was I wrong. I can talk till I am blue in the face. There are many idiots who do not brush their teeths for months on end, who do not show up to their appointments and who complain about their teeth rotting or falling out. They expect me to do miracles when they show up 4 years later, they teeth full of cavities. But the worst of all are the parents who do not show their children how to brush their teeth. I had children in my practice, around 12 years old, mouth full with dental fillings. How can parents be so irresponsible? Those kids probably will have to start liking soup and smoothies, because they won't be able to eat solid food for much longer. I am disappointed in today's society......
#disappointed #society #confess #dentist #mouth #teeth #tooth #kids #parents #practice
should little kids be allowed to learn coding for computers and apps and hacking? its like passing a loaded gun to a child. that kid could brake the law. its like driving a car it should come with adult responsibilities like alcohol. they don't want to play frizbie anymore or cricket in the backyard like we did. they don't want to learn music or a sport and get sun exposure. or go play pop music and dance at home or just go do garden. they don't need to learn coding to hack bank accounts and worse. they could explode autopilots and driverless cars. it shouldn't be allowed to happen. kids are learning too much and need another 2 years at school and they need a childhood.
My wife and me are serving as foster parents for three nephews, these kids are my wife's relativos and thay are horrible. They can't behave at all, they argue all day and fight all the fucking time.
My wife and me are sick to the point that we are not getting along at all and just keep fighting and fighting, and I hate it, because these kids came home just to ruin my marriage just because of my wife's brother who is a lazy scum that doesn't want his spoiled kids.
I've even been contemplating divorce since she is unbereably angry all the time.
I just want these kid to leave, they are horrible, they are extremely spoiled, if you don't give them what they want they scream and shout, they acuse us of beating them to give us problems with the neighbors, one of them tried to break my nintendo switch on purpose because I didn't let him play with it one day.
They scream all the time, they try to not eat anything for days just to make it look like we don't give them food. These fucking brats are ruining our lifes and it was all thanks to my wife who said yes to this, foster shitty project that I just want it to end as soon as posible...
As kids me and my brother always hid the poop of our dogs in the newspapers of our neighbours.
I am married with kids. I have fantasies about impregnating (consensually) random women of many ages.
When I was younger and had no general idea of racism, I once asked my mother: "Why are they called black if they're brown?"
I (m/(28) hate the kids in my neighbourhood! I live in a little house in an otherwise very nice street, but in both houses next to me live families with smallish children. Those kids do not have anything better to than to play RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE all day long. They apparently love playing ball and throw and kick those around all day, every day. They even managed to destroy some flowers and plants I have in my front yard. They are always laughing hysterically, especially loud when I am either working in my front yard or if I am leaving the house. I think they are making fun of me.
They are now at an age where they learn to ride bikes. They are all around 6 or so and teach each other.
I would like to confess that I was feeling overjoyed and quite a bit of schadenfreude when one of the loudest and most annoying ones fell off their bike and broke their arm. I was leaving my house and walking towards my car when it happened. I tried to act concerned and worried but I was partying hard on the inside.
#confession #neighbours #children #kids #family #hurt #schadenfreude
I've beaten up my neighbour's kid because he told me that there's no Santa Claus.
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