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My kid Andy told me the other day that he has a super power. He said he could make himself invisible from time to time because me and my husband aren't listening to him or paying attention to him. I didn't know that he thought we wouldn't care too much but now when I think about it... We always thought he's annoying and didn't want to play with him. Now I feel bad.
I confess I'm a bad mother.


#mother   #kid   #children   #bad   #attention   #care  


When I was younger and had no general idea of racism, I once asked my mother: "Why are they called black if they're brown?"



I (m/(28) hate the kids in my neighbourhood! I live in a little house in an otherwise very nice street, but in both houses next to me live families with smallish children. Those kids do not have anything better to than to play RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE all day long. They apparently love playing ball and throw and kick those around all day, every day. They even managed to destroy some flowers and plants I have in my front yard. They are always laughing hysterically, especially loud when I am either working in my front yard or if I am leaving the house. I think they are making fun of me.

They are now at an age where they learn to ride bikes. They are all around 6 or so and teach each other.

I would like to confess that I was feeling overjoyed and quite a bit of schadenfreude when one of the loudest and most annoying ones fell off their bike and broke their arm. I was leaving my house and walking towards my car when it happened. I tried to act concerned and worried but I was partying hard on the inside.


#confession   #neighbours   #children   #kids   #family   #hurt   #schadenfreude  


As a kid, I loved to call a taxi or order a pizza and tell them the address of one of my neighbours or of someone I don't like.


#joke   #taxi   #pizza   #address   #neighbour   #kid   #child  


I feel if I am not able to have a child of my own, then I want to leave my boyfriend and kids so I can have my kid free life instead. I made it clear i wanted kids, but now things are unsure if we will try. Secretly hoping i get pregnant by mistake, and i am less careful for that reason.


#childless   #stepkids   #blendedfamily  


As kids me and my brother always hid the poop of our dogs in the newspapers of our neighbours.


#dog   #poop   #newspaper   #funny   #kids  


Because I had a cold the last few days I didn't shower. But I had to drive my kids to school nevertheless and I had still some tasks to do. So I took my youngest boy (5 months old) and drove off to buy food. The only thing I could think of while in the store was a hot shower and I decided to drive home quickly to get one.

I bought all the stuff we needed and drove home. In the car on my way home I was sure I forgot something but I just couldn't find out what it was. At home, I immediately hopped under the shower and then I remembered!
I left my little son at the supermarket!!

I got back to the store and indeed, I left my son in his maxi cosi at the cash desk....

I know it's no excuse but I was very sick and I haven't slept for a few days. I can't tell you how sorry I am and this will not every happen again...

I want to confess that I am a terrible mother.


#mother   #bad   #terrible   #cold   #sick   #shower   #kids   #forget   #son   #supermarket   #store   #confession   #sin   #despair  


I am a preschool teacher but I hate working with kids. Such little brats!


#preschool   #teacher   #work   #kids   #brats  


I am married with kids. I have fantasies about impregnating (consensually) random women of many ages.


#sex   #pregnant   #kids  


when i was 10 i watched my neighbor fuck her boyfriend on the side of their house through my window they were on top of a towel and i watch his dick go in and out of her pussy i played with myself while watching it made my cat so wet and i knew he could see me. a few weaks laterly im hanging out with my older sister at a park my sister left to do some shit and i let dis boy i cannot stand lick my pussy and my neighbors boyfriend saw him licking my pussy and jerked off i never saw him again


#masterbation   #shameless  


Once when I was around 10, I was doing this school holiday programme with this boy and everyday we'd sneak off and take off our clothes for each other and touch each other. We had no idea what we were doing then.


#kids   #touching  


I LOVE to annoy little kids until they cry
I don't have any regrets about it, it's just great


#kids   #little   #annoy   #regret   #love   #cry  


At the birthday party of my little sister (it was her 7th birthday) I put vodka into the bowle so the kids get funnier.


#alcohol   #vodka   #birthday   #party   #sister   #bowle   #kids   #funny  


My wife and me are serving as foster parents for three nephews, these kids are my wife's relativos and thay are horrible. They can't behave at all, they argue all day and fight all the fucking time.
My wife and me are sick to the point that we are not getting along at all and just keep fighting and fighting, and I hate it, because these kids came home just to ruin my marriage just because of my wife's brother who is a lazy scum that doesn't want his spoiled kids.
I've even been contemplating divorce since she is unbereably angry all the time.
I just want these kid to leave, they are horrible, they are extremely spoiled, if you don't give them what they want they scream and shout, they acuse us of beating them to give us problems with the neighbors, one of them tried to break my nintendo switch on purpose because I didn't let him play with it one day.
They scream all the time, they try to not eat anything for days just to make it look like we don't give them food. These fucking brats are ruining our lifes and it was all thanks to my wife who said yes to this, foster shitty project that I just want it to end as soon as posible...


#spoiled   #kids   #wife   #marriage   #foster   #parents  


I got a photo of my computer in my wallet, it's over the photo of my wife and children.


#computer   #love   #wallet   #photo   #wife   #kids  


For me, the worst part of being a parent is that you always have to be there for your children.
I always wanted to make career, have a good job, earn a lot of money. I haven't thought about getting children.

I am 27 years old, female and I'm pregnant.
And I don't want to be a mom ... yet.
I've always said that I never ever wanna have children and now that!! I'm totally screwed, just started a new job.

I am going to see a gynecologist next week and talk with him about abortion.
It's the only choice I have when I want to live a normal life without that burden.


#children   #kids   #pregnant   #abortion   #burden   #sex   #confession  


As a kid poured water over another girl. I got the water out of a small puddle. I did it because she told me seconds before that she hadn't showered or washed herself in 5 weeks.


#water   #girl   #kid   #puddle   #wash   #shower  


I've beaten up my neighbour's kid because he told me that there's no Santa Claus.


#santa   #claus   #christmas   #neigbour   #kid  


About a week ago, I went to my old school late at night, and started to jerk my wet dick over the kids outdoor tables. I pissed all over them till I came all over. Before I left I came once more on one of the windows of the school.


#cum   #school   #kids   #wet   #dick  


I confess I watch cartoons all the day because I don't have something better to do. My wife and my kids left me several months ago. And today, I found a meme with my story on it. I am very depressed right now and I am waiting for my favourite cartoon show to be broadcast.


#cartoons   #tv   #wife   #kids   #depressed   #sad  



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