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Every time my sister is bitchy or annoying, I spit on her pillow.
It satisfies me to know that she sleeps on that pillow without knowing anything.
I told my friend i looked skinny but i was actually really fat when I told her this we later on had a fight so she decided she would tell everyone so I started making up some lies about her.
That's what you get.
The last time I called my grandma was about 7 months ago. I just don't have the nerves to talk to her because she's really annoying and very exhausting. She is a knows-it-all and a total brick.
I don't feel bad that I broke ties, she's just so annoying.
I (m/19) broke into the apartment of my neighbour. I live in a big complex with a lot of apartments and this particular neighbour lives right next to me. He's always listening to his fucking death metal the whole night and that so loud that you can't understand your own word. He's so fucking annoying. When he's not listening to music, he's talking louding to himself or his pet snakes or something. He can't keep quiet and that's just fucking annoying. So, I broke into his apartment and destroyed his stereo system and all his electronic devices he can use to play music on. He already called the police but he's got nothing on me. I think as soon as he renews his stuff I am going to break in again and destroy everything once more.
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What is it with some of these big super stores. They have nothing but self scan lines open. I have health issues. So I had to scan like 200 items myself & stick on a tiny area. And bag them. With like 8 employees watching everyone bag their own stuff. 14-15 items. Fine. Giant buggies. That’s BS. I’m in mask & shield. Trouble breathing. Hard to hold stuff. Yet the store puts me to work. Where’s my pay check?
I don’t like gang bangers. I lived in inner city. We’d get attacked by gangs cause we wouldn’t join or take drugs. So I organized us. We’d fight for each other. Cops were afraid to come. Would take over an hour to come if at all. Then would just yell at us & give us hard time.
So I got in some brutal fights to protect self & friends. I’ve been attacked by large group. Stabbed when corned. Ran down road being shot at. I’m mixed my friends were the few whites who lived there. We all dreamed of moving. A few made it. Most of my friends were slowly killed off or jailed for fighting or got on drugs.
I wanted to move north or to country. My wife used my large pay I eventually made to put us in upscale part of a city. I warned her. Rezoning. Happened to me once when young.
So we had safe neighborhood. Great schools. Safe parks & sidewalks.
Obama elected. Oh. I do vote mostly liberal because I’ve nearly starved. I’ve been homeless. Been an orphan. I know you can work 2 jobs like a dog & still be poor. I’ve healed own broken bones & a stab wound. Children with no parents shouldn’t be thrown away. No one should.
But I also know democrats do some sorry crap too.
They move section 8 near us. Evicted good family’s from apts & town houses. In came the crime. Our houses value collapsed. Our schools tanked. Got violent. What makes me mad. To suspend section 8 kids they need a fed judge to sign off. They put a hole Vice principals in schools to protect section 8. These a holes go after any good kid who fights back.
So my neighborhood started having endless break ins. We gave up calling cops. Home security. Fortunately I put metal doors on my house. Security cameras. Dogs. I’m highly trained. Timers would kick on my lights randomly.
Using night vision I’d see the a holes breaking in my gate at night.
They’d think they were slick. Light click on and I’d step out of shadows near them with an assault rifle in body armor & helmet. Dressed like special forces. I’d act like I didn’t see them if they didn’t run. Scared chit out of them. They don’t know that at times I was on the roof with night vision & sniper scope. If they ever broke into my house it was going to be on. I studied them. Filmed. Collected their finger prints. Loose hairs. I’m a tracker. I’d track them at night. Learn where they lived.
Wasn’t worried about them breaking my gates. I put motion lights & an alarm around my cars. Cameras. Put up signs. I was just learning who the local gang members were so I knew who to watch.
What makes me mad is my kids were great athletes. A bunch of us dads organized. Military & college athlete types. We’d hide cameras on kids. Filmed gang bangers attacking kids. They mainly attacked disabled kids. Gays. Middle income blacks (that was the kids % wise targeted the most). Remember I’m not white myself. Most of my friends are. I seek out any good person with character. Race doesn’t matter.
So I’d film myself going in the school confronting teachers & school leaders about times kids hit my kids or threatened them. They’d lie. Never happened. Yet I had video of teachers walking by & doing nothing as various kids were attacked. Including one of mine. So if I ever sued I was taking all those teachers to civil court. And suing the school system. I’d taken an assault on my child to the highest level. They did nothing.
Well a bunch of boys including mine. Mostly white athletes. Few mixed & black. Including mine. Organized. Started protecting the weak. They’d bring all sorts of kids to my house. Poor white kids. Hispanic. Gay. An orphan. All were welcome. Even nice section 8 kids. There are good kids in that heck.
But one new vice principal didn’t like white boys intimidating gang members. Accused them of a serious crime. I easily proved was a lie. Talked to a lawyer. Was gonna sue city & school. They whimped out. My kids wanted to play college sports. We gave up. Cheap private school with no sports teams. Great school but long drive. My wife now learned. Never build where politicians can screw your kids one day while they send theirs to private school. But now I can’t afford to live. Private school costs money.
Politicians tick me off. But I know it’s hopeless. I gave up on society a long time ago. As a Christian so long as I know I treat others well then that’s what matters. I just wish my wife had realized the world can be dangerous before all the debt for a house that’s now in a bad neighborhood with bad schools. But owe too much to move. We Americans vote for clowns on both sides that just screw us over. We pay the taxes that they use to screw us over.
I keep waiting for people to elect moderates who will work together for our common good. Instead we have extreme far right & left. News. Politics. Don’t people realize we just hurt each other with that crap?
So, I know I'm going to sound like an asshole (because I am one) no matter what, so I'll just explain what's going on without changing any details to make me look better. I'm seriously a horrible person anyway.
Ok, so, one of my school friends (we go to a girls' school) has paranoia. She's a nice person I guess, funny and into a few things I'm also into so we can get along, but when she isn't in a good mood (so most of the time) she always talks about how much everyone hates her and how annoying she must be. We tell her we don't, but then she talks about when we go out without her (not mentioning that it was only a few people and many others didn't come) and how I always take people away.
Basically, sometimes at lunch I'll grab my best friend of 7-8 years and we'll walk around by ourselves a bit, just talking. Sometimes a few other newer friends also tag along. She never makes an effort to come with us. And then suddenly one morning she says she's "triggered because you always take [friend] away and she never comes back" and that I leave her out on purpose. Like, help?
Once she and my best friend were talking when me and another friend approach. We start talking about something that she knows about and can join in on, yet she just stays quiet. Then she starts CRYING. So me and my friend leave her and my best friend alone. My best friend tries to talk to her, I didn't hear what they said, but we came back and she was still crying. So the three of us just kept talking because she wouldn't let us comfort her, and now we're blocking her out on purpose?
Then later that day when she's in a good mood that friend accidently mentions her crying and she blamed the both of us.
What. The. Hell.
A third instance is when we all got an app. Well, I did, then told my peers and we all realised we had it, execpt for a few other friends including her. They all saw how much fun we were having with it and we made a group chat on WhatsApp for it, like as a club. So the friends who didn't have it all got it except the paranoid one! So then at random points in conversations she mentions how she thinks we all just use that chat to talk about how much we dislike her…does she have no faith in us?
I understand she's paranoid, but it's getting kind of annoying. We reassure her CONSTANTLY yet she continues to talk about herself and how much we hate her, even though we don't! I know, I know, I'm the Ultimate Asshole but at this point I'm about to tell her to tone down the paranoia right to her face. The world doesn't resolve around her and not everything is about how "ugly" she is! Someone insulted her as a joke and she cried and told us we should stop her from sitting at our bench, even though she insulted her the exact same way just before!
She's a nice person, I know that, but I'm seriously done with her. I don't think she's doing it for attention, I hope she isn't, but I've had it up to HERE with her bloody paranoia and trying to guilt trip us into things! She starts loads of arguments too, then says it's more evidence that we all hate her. And at this point, I'm starting to believe her. I want to be friends with her but it's SO ANNOYING! I can't talk to her anymore!
Please, has anyone got any advice for me even though I'm an asshole? I think most of my friends are annoyed at her two, including my bestie, who told me personally. I don't know what to do.
I (28 male) am really annoyed by my friends. We are apparently at an age where everyone of us should start a family and have children. They do not talk about anything else. Babies here, relationship goals there, kids are so important for a partnership. Blablahblahblah.
They get on my nerves. Really. I want to build a reputation and get a steady career going on before even ThInKiNg about children.
The worst part are those parents who think they figured everything out now and know how life works, but are almost incapable of making a living.
My gf is so annoying when it comes to being sensitive. We are both thick skinned and can joke about pretty much anything. She makes fun of me all the time for having no mom and that my mom went to jail. And I always laugh it off because it genuinely doesn’t bother me. But then if I joke about the wrong thing with her she gets all mad at me. She says it makes her uncomfortable and she doesn’t like it then if I say well you talk about me having no mom and I don’t get mad she gets all angry. For example, she kissed a girl when she was really young. I think it’s funny and not that serious so When she calls me gay as a joke and I say well didn’t you kiss a girl she gets all mad and calls me a bad person. Like she literally will say stuff like didn’t your mom teach you… oh wait you don’t have a mom hahaha. And I never get mad about it because it’s just jokes. But then she wants to play victim and say I go to far.
My wife had a company party and the motto was quiz show. There was even a quiz like the one "Who wants to be a millionaire?" and they even had telephone jokers. If she would have won, she would have gotten a week off and 500 pounds extra cash.
I was her telephone joker and she called me on the last question, if she would have known that, she would have won.
I told her the wrong answer because I don't want her to be at home that much.
She's annoying from time to time.
I told my crush that I am not in love with her because I don't want her to be annoyed. I hope I can increase my chances to get her some day... The only problem is that I can't be without her and I guess some time she'll notice...
Ex wife’s mom. My ex wife is a wonderful person. The best I’ve ever known.
I love her mom; but she has a disorder. She moved near us. Up till then our family was very happy and functional. Her mom changed all of that.
She used faith and a preacher to convince my wife to listen to her in one stupid thing after the next. We went from debt free to heavy debt. Our family has splintered. Everyone has suffered in many ways, some very serious & severe.
Her moms goal seemed to be control. Now she has went from us being able to visit her daily. Cook; clean, & shop constantly. Now my wife; who is deathly ill, can only tend to her occasionally. Two of us had to move far away. One is too sick to leave the house now. One has no desire to see her.
I still love her mom, but she’s like a poison.
Even my ex’s lawyer tried to talk her out of it and convince her not to do it.
It’s sad that a preacher will push such bad advice just because it’s what the person who donates the most to his Church wants.
I’m very Christian in how I live, but I have no use for what many preachers say.
I only went on this app just so I can have an alternative to forgive me from welcome to the game and maybe confess a sin or two, but the main part is I'm really annoyed about all the lust sins on this app from 2 commenters that keep
sending picture links to every comment section to having sex with their partner or new partner to the indecent exposure and
the bondage and the thots, everything else I've been seeing aside from that is drug addicts, people that don't enjoy their living conditions, or had a surprise they weren't hoping for (I'm alright with those and can tolerate some of the lust sins) but then there's what people comment on this app as said with the 2 links but then there's toxic and like 1 or 2 isn't toxic ( an example is there was a confession about someone being someone that would break up with their bf to get more popular and was wondering if they'd get even more popular if they offer there self and one comment said kys lol) only some are saying they relate to a sin or make suggestions on how to get help
I got laser eye surgery today and my mom lost my numbing drops within a few hours after coming out of the doctor's office. REALLY, MOM?!
I work in a catering service. Sometimes my customers are really annoying and unpolite, so I spit in their food.
I have a co-worker I would love to beat to death, He interjects in everyone's conversations and is a total know-it-all. He's fucking ugly and gross and makes me sick. He always makes stupid facial expressions when you make eye-contact with him. He's a Star Wars fan and on May 4th he walked around the office saying "May the Fourth be with you. UGH! I just want beat him to a bloody pulp with a baseball bat and dance around in his brains.
My fiance and I have been together for quite some time; 8+ years. As the years have gone by of course the number of times we have sex has declined. Its gotten to the point to where I am aroused and ilI bring it up and she just shows no interest. Sometimes I voice my opinion about how we dont have sex and it bugs the hell out of me that right after i say something she miracuously some how wants to have sex. I consider this to be 'pity sex' or 'sympathy sex' ill even say that i dont want her sympathy sex and she swears up and down that its not. I need both mens and womens point of view.
I moved into my first own apartment 3 months ago. I have everything I need for a living, a bed, cupboards, a closet, everything. But I haven't unpacked my stuff yet because I am just too lazy. Not even my clothes, they are still in my boxes. My mother is really annoyed but what should I say? I like it this way. ;-)
I LOVE to annoy little kids until they cry
I don't have any regrets about it, it's just great
UFOs. Why is the government releasing videos claiming these things are real? It’s really causing issues with a disabled child I know. How do I tell the child it’s make believe if the government claims it’s real?
I believe this is all smoke & mirrors to hide our tech. Paid people lying. Warped lenses. Drones. Faked digital footage. On & on. Keep our tech secret. But what about those who are harmed by buying into this pile of crap?
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