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Yesterday, I had to go to the dentist. But before I went there, I ate garlic bread with onions and paprika. It was great!
When I'm done eating my food and there is still some food left I usually throw it away.
I work at McDonalds and after using the toilet I didn't wash my hands. I roasted burgers for 5 more hours after that and touched each of them as often as I could.
My girlfriend sleeps with her mouth open. So, when I go to bed later than her and she's already asleep, I put some food in her mouth. It's hilarious. She's always totally confused the next day. I always tell her that she ate while sleeping.
Sorry babe, I'll tell you the truth when we get married.
#food #hilarious #joke #secret #girlfriend #funny #confession
I have an eating problem. I just can't seem to get full. I ate 3 cheeseburgers, large french fries, 12 chicken nuggets, one chicken salad, 2 tuna wraps, a 12 inch subway sandwich and in between pretzels today... I just ate that sandwich and now I could eat again.
I think there's something seriously wrong with me.
#feeding #food #eating #full #mcdonalds #burger #subway #hungry #always #confession
One evening I decided to make cupcakes, I started tasting the batter (vanilla) and it was so rich and heavenly I sat down and ate the entire bowl. I had the worst stomach ache/indigestion! I will never do that again, but it sure was tasty!
2 years ago i worked at a pizza delivery service. When a girl friend of mine ordered something and that Girl was hot, I stoped somewhere and cum in/on her food.
I just lured our cat which lived over 10 years with us, into the car and left her somewhere in the woods. I know it sounds cruel but she just bothered us anymore with all the hair she lost and she only wanted to be fed with human food.
I know that's not an excuse for being such a heartless person but we just didn't have another way out.
Please god, forive us.
#cat #woods #car #bother #food #excuse #heartless #forgiveness #god
I am a very heavy person and I always have been and I really like to change but I guess not strong enough? Because I still keep doing what I am doing without thinking about the consequences. I am eating and eating and stuffing my face and I am so fat but I cannot change it. I am not strong enough or something I guess and I love food I mean LOVE FOOD. I could never go on a diet and sports does not work for me either. I guess I might be just too lazy but I am still waiting on the motivation to turn my life around but it just does not come you know.
I am addicted to food.
Finally, I said it, well wrote it!
I already ate 5 Big Macs and 7 big packs of french fries today, for lunch. For dinner, my mom bought me beef steak and I am going to eat it like I haven't eaten today!
#food #addicted #bigmac #fries #dinner #lunch #steak #hungry #confession
I have a very serious problem when it belongs to food.
I can only eat food of one colour each day.
For example today, I only eat green food. Lettuce, cucumbers and stuff like that. I also wear something green today, to remind me which colour day is today.
I guess, tomorrow it will be brown.
I confess I gave my boyfriend food supplements because he was very skinny. He gained over 25 kilograms and looked very good and hot. His appetite increased very much and he gained more weight and now he's slightly overweight.
But he doesn't care, I do. I don't want to be with a fat guy. :(
#boyfriend #food #supplements #skinny #weight #oveweight #confess
Today caught my girlfriend feedin my favorite yogurt to the cat. I just put cat food in her dinner and I don't regret anything. But I have to ease my conscience to fall asleep at night.
#yogurt #revenge #girlfriend #cat #conscience #food
i starve myself because i don’t feel worth food
When my parents aren't home, I go to the fridge and use the carrots to pleasure myself. I usually go on their bed or in the kitchen and squirt all over the carrots. Then I put them back in the fridge and get so wet as i watch my dad and mum enjoy my marinated carrots for dinner
I threw up (out of my window) directly on a parking car. Yeah, I was pretty drunk and I ate pretty disgusting stuff before I got sick. I stunk like hell. Fortunately, the car was gone the next day...
Today I was shopping with my mom at our local mall and after successfully buying clothes we needed we thought we would get ourselves some nice crêpe, there's a little place in the mall that sells them. There was quite a line in front of the little booth, but we weren't in a hurry and thought we could wait. 10 minutes later, it was almost our turn, when this stupid bitch came by, just pushed in and walked in front of us. I said something along the line like "Are you nuts? What's wrong with you?" but she just ignored me. Well, we weren't in a hurry, so we just let her.
This stupid bitch then ordered 4 crêpes, and if you know how they are made you know that it takes quite a while to make one. I was furious after that but I thought well.. Karma's a bitch, she'll get what she deserves.
I also have to say, she was quite fat, so I guess she got all 4 of them for herself..
After she paid she walked past us and smirked like the stupid bitch she was. She wanted to say something petty or spiteful, I know it but before she could say anything I just flipped and knocked the crêpes out of her hand.They landed on the dirty floor and the woman just gaped at me with an open mouth. It was awesome. She tried to insult me after that but my mom and I just walked away.
I really hope I taught this arrogant and stupid woman a lesson for live.
#angry #furious #food #fat #ignorant #anger #woman #confession #noshame
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