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I just licked over a toilet seat in the company I work for. Really don't know why I did it but I just did it.
I don't know how I should feel now.
That was weird.


#toilet   #seat   #lick   #tongue   #work   #company   #disgusting   #unclean   #confess  


I have many things to confess. Perhaps not all on this one post..but none the less.

I have always been lazy. I think it started because of my mom. She never would clean out her car and there would be piles of dishes by her night stand. We called it the "jenga pile". I always thought it was disgusting but I ended up being the same way.

Now, I have my own car. Its completely disgusting. I dont clean my room for months straight. I recently kinda quit my job, and im just living at home. All i do is lay in bed all day. Its 3:24 PM and I havent done shit. I hate the way I am but Im just so lazy. I hate doing things. I just dont have the energy to change.


#mom   #lazy   #disgusting   #dirty   #messy  


My ex and I broke up 4 years ago, because I behaved like a total dick most of the time. Yes ok, it as not ONLY my fault, she was also at fault, but MOSTLY, my behaviour was the reason we broke up. Back then, we still were in the same group of friends, so I knew that she still had feelings for me after the break-up. We were long distance, so we did not see each other anymore.
When I was back home a few weeks later, I went to a friend's party and she was there, too. We talked for hours about our relationship and she let it slip that she still had feelings for me and wanted to reconcile. She cried a lot and I reassured her that I would come back to her place after the party. I actually wanted to get laid, but I was so fucking drunk I hardly could sit straight...
So, then we decided to leave the party and I walked her home.

In front of her door, the moment came.. to kiss or not to kiss.. I was about to put my hands on her hips when I let one rip and I mean the most disgusting, but silent fart anyone in the history of mankind ever let out. It took about 2 seconds before the most foul and awful smell hit us and she actually gagged and pulled away.
It was so disgusting and I was really embarrassed, so I said my goodbye and walked away rather abruptly. I never saw her again.

So, I confess and plead for forgiveness. I somehow managed it to scare off the love of my life when I actually tried to win her back.
I will never mix beer and kebab again!


#fart   #horrendous   #ex   #embarrassing   #love   #damn   #confess   #forgive   #beer   #disgusting   #smelly  


What I am going to write now is so disgusting I am glad that no one knows you I am.
Do you know cake pops? Those lollipop-cakes on a stick?
I decided to make some of them and bring them to work. Bought the stuff I needed and got to work. I soon realized that my dough was one fluid mess and I was running out of time because I got the night shift and I still had to clean up everything and take a shower and stuff.
I then did something ... disgusting and disturbing, I got this idea while sitting on the pot. I decided to bake my excrements, make a stick on it and take it with me to work. So I did!
I even covered it with some icing.
Some of my colleagues ate it and had to puke. None of them knows what it really was, I told them maybe one of the eggs I used was spoiled. They believed me and I regret doing that in the first place.


#cake   #pop   #disgusting   #excrements   #bake   #stick   #work   #confession  


Im a young Boy that keeps sinning by masturbation and lustful desires. Im disgusted in myself and the thoughts been mugging me! I Want to stay pure till marriage for my bad deeds and i sometimes feel like a bad person even if people deny it!

I have confessed to my mother and sometimes the lord for my bad deeds which they say is perfectly normal (only my mom) And i try to stop masturbating for 1 week even if it still mugs me and try 1 week at the time to fully control my emotions and lustful desires!


#lust  


I am horrified of myself. I am absolutely disgusted in myself. For some reason, I have a craving to know what the human body tastes like, and I have fantasies about devouring human hearts.


#cannibalism   #fantasies   #disgusting  


I hate my body. I've always been disgusted by it, and even y family is disgusted by who I am

My body it's built by oppinions,
but being exposed to toxic people, destructive coments and self hate has made me loose faith in happiness.


#disgusting   #body  


I love it to squeeze pimples. It excites me when the pus gets comes out and it splatters on the mirror.
I know it's disgusting but in some way it makes me happy and satisfied.


#squeeze   #pimples   #exciting   #splatter   #pus   #disgusting   #satisfying  


I confess that I have a very bad habit. Everytime I think no one sees me, I eat my own booger. Usually, I am a cultivated young woman but I just can't stop doing it. It's kind of an addiction for me.
The problem is that I even do that when my boyfriend is around. I have to keep myself from laughing out loud when my boyfriend kisses me deeply after I ate a booger.


#disgusting   #booger   #bogy   #addiction   #boyfriend   #confession  


I'm a strange person.
1) I hate toothpaste. I could throw up talking about it. I don't use toothpaste.

2) I can't touch glasses which come right out of the dishwasher. Just can't do it.

3) I'm partially unable to touch paper. I need to cream my hands before I can touch it.

4) Polystyrene. I hate this material so much. I don't want to see, smell or hear it. It's gross.


#toothpaste   #paper   #disgusting   #polystyrene   #material   #confess  


I dream of being confined in a heavy plastic transparent bag, by a bunch of man-hating lesbians, or battered wives, etc., I would have a breathing tube to the outside, but other than that I would be sealed in, with a full load of feces and urine, absolutely filling the bag. I would have swim-goggles and be able to clear away enough of the slurry to see them looking at me, with obvious pleasure and a complete lack of mercy! This would go on for days on end., and be repeated frequently, with no end in sight!


#gross   #disgusting   #lesbians  


The last episode of How I met your mother sucked! I am so angry with the writers right now, I just want to punch someone in the face! Disgusting!


#hate   #himym   #angry   #punch   #disgusting   #episode   #tv  


Dear confession community, I'd like to confess that I don't want to kiss my boyfriend anymore. Not because I don't like him or anything but he's got very bad breath and it's really disgusting to get near his mouth.
I know I should tell him but I just don't want him to get mad or embarrassed. It's something very personal and I don't want to insult him. So I decided just to stop kissing him as long as it takes until he finds out wants going on...


#bad   #breath   #mouth   #boyfriend   #insult   #disgusting   #confession  


I am sick right now, got a cold and I just feel terrible.
Got a bad nasal congestion and I have to sneeze every few minutes. It's just disgusting, I need around 5 tissues in half an hour, I always use them until they are really wet and full with snort. But because I am not able to stand up at the moment (I feel very weak), I throw the tissues out of my window, which is right next to my bed. Those tissues land in the garden of my neighbour, I hope he will forgive me.


#sick   #cold   #nasal   #congestion   #disgusting   #sneeze   #tissue  


I used to work at the Thai restaurant. The owner always tried to cut corner: using rotten & low quality ingredients; using fake crab; not paying staffs on time. I was really sick of this ethics of conducting business. I got fired from doing excellent in what I do. I feel relieve in the sense that I do not have to serve bad food to customers. I was always scared of the customer finding out roaches , bugs, or hair. I have wanted to warn people not to eat there just for their health sake. I couldn't say anything because I need money. The owner still owes me $400.


#thai   #restaurant   #dirty   #disgusting  


Because of my job as a salesman I have to travel a lot so I have to stay in a hotel 60 to 70 days a year. This is very boring and to entertain myself I began replacing the eggs for breakfast with eggs in which the incubation has already started. This sounds very disgusting and it is disgusting of course. But I love the look on people's faces when they see what they wanted to eat.


#eggs   #salesman   #business   #travel   #hotel   #breakfast   #disgusting  


When my bf is at work I look up the most disgusting things to masturbate to. I don't ever want to try any of it but the fact that it's so gross turns me on... I feel guilty afterwards


#masturbation   #guilty   #disgusting  


My dad constantly makes sexual jokes and comments on my body, sometimes even in front of my mum and we just laugh it off even tho she knows it makes me uncomfortable.


#dad   #parents   #disgusting   #abuse  


I love to squeeze my boyfriend's pimples.


#squeeze   #boyfriend   #pimples   #disgusting   #confession  


I never wash my hands after visiting the toilet.


#wash   #hands   #toilet   #disgusting   #confession  



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