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I just sold my start up company for A LOT really A LOT of money. As soon as my consultant called me to tell me that the seller signed the contract, I went to my bank and got a 1000 backnote (I live in Switzerland). Afterwards I went home and on the toilet and I cleaned my butt with this money.
I am sorry I did something arrogant but I wanted to do that for a very long time.


#company   #money   #rich   #bank   #switzerland   #toilet   #arrogant  


This year I turn 20 ..I feel like useless.. Before this I m so stupid n lazy to study but since 17 I decided to change. I want better life.. People keep treat me like asshole just because I m not like my brother.. He so clever as fuck but me.. I desperate want to change, want have better life and got many money. Sometimes when I watch youtube, I see a lot of people show off how rich their are.. I m so fucking jealous... This year I wish I can continue my study diploma but since my family got money problem, I have to forget my diploma... I have certificate in computer system.. I really want to create something that can make money... I want to have my own shop or my own brand... I really like to create earphone or headphone... If I can't get all of that, at least I can work at good company, at least IT company.. I know it's hard for me since many people out there clever than me but I can gibe the best I can. I swear....! I want work at Google company.... I wish I can!



I just licked over a toilet seat in the company I work for. Really don't know why I did it but I just did it.
I don't know how I should feel now.
That was weird.


#toilet   #seat   #lick   #tongue   #work   #company   #disgusting   #unclean   #confess  


My wife had a company party and the motto was quiz show. There was even a quiz like the one "Who wants to be a millionaire?" and they even had telephone jokers. If she would have won, she would have gotten a week off and 500 pounds extra cash.
I was her telephone joker and she called me on the last question, if she would have known that, she would have won.
I told her the wrong answer because I don't want her to be at home that much.
She's annoying from time to time.


#motto   #quiz   #annoying  



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