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I save money by re-using toilet paper coffee filters and underwear. I wear this underwear for two weeks now, it's still clean enough, why bothering?
As kids me and my brother always hid the poop of our dogs in the newspapers of our neighbours.
I'm a strange person.
1) I hate toothpaste. I could throw up talking about it. I don't use toothpaste.
2) I can't touch glasses which come right out of the dishwasher. Just can't do it.
3) I'm partially unable to touch paper. I need to cream my hands before I can touch it.
4) Polystyrene. I hate this material so much. I don't want to see, smell or hear it. It's gross.
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When I reserved out of a parking space I accidentally drove into another car. There were a lot of witnesses, so I got out of my car, took a piece of paper and wrote something like "Sorry, I drove against your car. There are many people watching me, so I am writing this letter as an excuse. My bad, Jim!"
Actually, my name is Joe.
Once, a man called and he wanted to sell me an abo for a newpaper. I told him that I was blind and not able to read. Then I insulted him and ask him why he's treating me like that. In the end, he cried and apologized.
Yeah, it was a lie but it's hilarious!
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