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When I reserved out of a parking space I accidentally drove into another car. There were a lot of witnesses, so I got out of my car, took a piece of paper and wrote something like "Sorry, I drove against your car. There are many people watching me, so I am writing this letter as an excuse. My bad, Jim!"
Actually, my name is Joe.


#car   #witness   #paper   #jim   #joe   #accident  


As kids me and my brother always hid the poop of our dogs in the newspapers of our neighbours.


#dog   #poop   #newspaper   #funny   #kids  


Once, a man called and he wanted to sell me an abo for a newpaper. I told him that I was blind and not able to read. Then I insulted him and ask him why he's treating me like that. In the end, he cried and apologized.
Yeah, it was a lie but it's hilarious!


#blind   #newspaper   #caller   #hilarious   #lie  


I'm a strange person.
1) I hate toothpaste. I could throw up talking about it. I don't use toothpaste.

2) I can't touch glasses which come right out of the dishwasher. Just can't do it.

3) I'm partially unable to touch paper. I need to cream my hands before I can touch it.

4) Polystyrene. I hate this material so much. I don't want to see, smell or hear it. It's gross.


#toothpaste   #paper   #disgusting   #polystyrene   #material   #confess  


I save money by re-using toilet paper coffee filters and underwear. I wear this underwear for two weeks now, it's still clean enough, why bothering?


#toilet   #paper   #save   #money   #coffee   #filter   #underwear  



Pray and roll the dice for #paper

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