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Today caught my girlfriend feedin my favorite yogurt to the cat. I just put cat food in her dinner and I don't regret anything. But I have to ease my conscience to fall asleep at night.
#yogurt #revenge #girlfriend #cat #conscience #food
I work in a catering service. Sometimes my customers are really annoying and unpolite, so I spit in their food.
I had to explain to a friend of mine what a dildo is... Feel sort of bad for being the one to tell him, but I love ruining people like that.
I confess I love scat fun and enjoy consuming my own, most people turn there noses up at it, I love it especially in my mouth over my face. I also love wearing my plastic panties and pooing making lots of mess to enjoy later
My confession is that I love toilet fun as a fetish and just found this fully clothed in leggings going for a poo is the best turn on ever.
I'm a TV and I went out early this morning to the local woods fully dressed and while in the woods I went for a pee and poo in my leggings was the best feeling ever so was the thought of being caught and seen with wet leggings and a nice smell. I rushed home to see the mess, my cock was rock hard, I took down my leggings to reveal a nice mess, I grabbed two handfuls and off I went enjoying myself, was the sexiest thing had ever done and putting my fingers in my mouth was even more fun
Roommates have lots of pets. They fight. Bark. Hiss. Tear up. Only one is clean and doesn’t smell like litter box. I have two great fine tuned squirt bottles. The cats get wet face. I’ll hunt them. They even look at my room. Squirt. The dogs get it easier and harder when owners are gone. Special mix of powder and water. Itches. Burns a little. Like when yuh used to prank friends with itching powder. They come home or wake up & a dog is whining and scratching. Whatever.
They mostly steer clear of my room.
Sounds mean? I hear them yelling and cussing. That dog bit me. It ate my shoe. It drug the ham off the table. The cats in the food. It got litter on the food. It chewed a hole in the cushion. It tore up my new shirt. Damn it. Don’t scratch. Get your muddy feet off my dress. I have a date. Now I’ve got to change.
Those damn dogs woke me up all night. I have to goto work. Your dog shit on my carpet.
Help me get the dog. It’s chasing a car. It’s in the neighbors yard barking at 2am. The neighbors cussed me out.
They talk to the animals like humans. Mr shit please get down. That’s the dog that eats shit. There’s a black cat named......black cat.
Mr shit; please quit eating shit.
Here’s a hint. They don’t speak English. However; they do learn that getting in my room makes their nose burn and itch.
Oh Mr shit. What’s wrong. Come see moma mr shit. You wanna go for a ride mr shit.
I love to hear them wonder. You ever notice mr shit doesn’t try to get in his room. I know. He got in my room last night and got in my bed. He stinks. Now my sheets smell like wet dog shit.
I’m not sure how to train the females to quit walking in when I’m nude. Or to get them to wear at least underwear. But I have got the zoo animals under some control.
I pretended to be this girl I'm friend's with on fb. This went along for year, but it wasn't to find love or anything serious. It was just to have people talk to me and think I'm great and also beautiful. I feel bad for this now........
When I was 15 or so, the girl I love went on a spring break vacation to the beach with one of her girl friends, without me or her best friend--neither of us could go on account of work and family duties. I was kinda worried but her friend told me not to, she'd take care of my crush. What I didn't know at the time was apparently by "take care of her", she meant getting her to loosen up on vacation and get her laid.
They took pictures of their escapades, put some of their pics up on social media, like them prancing around in bikinis with the guys they were hanging out and sleeping with throughout the whole week. I got a play-by-play of my crush first arriving at the beach in a conservative swimsuit, and by the end she was wearing a sexy thong bikini and sunning topless. I got suspicious and messaged her friend, asking for details on what they had been up to, at the things they implied in her status updates. I had hoped I was just imagining things, but her friend confirmed that she and my crush had been having sex with guys on their vacation.
My crush lost her virginity to a guy a couple years older than her mid-vacation. The night before she had let some strangers feel her up, and she gave head to another, same as her friend. After she lost her V-card, she had one or two guys a night until they returned, because the two of them were going to the same hotel room and swapping partners on occasion. She even let a couple of them cum inside her bareback, which her friend said they both thought was hot as hell.
And even though I was jealous of it all, I have never been more turned on in my life. I spent pretty much every night jerking off to her pics, fantasizing about the naughty implications in their status updates and to the idea of her having sex with strangers... things she actually was doing. I was happy to see my crush return, and she acted like nothing had changed, that I didn't know she had been a dirty slut on her vacation. I found out the details from her friend, even saw the sex pics she took, and jerked off even more over it. She knew I was jealous though and told me mostly to tease me, and said I should let her have fun. Well, boy did she ever.
I'm in love with her, but I can't get enough of the idea of her having sex with other guys. We're still good friends and talk often, and she still sleeps around on occasion. She spills the details to her friends, and I can get the details from them. I dunno what I'd do if that dried up. I'm still trying to make her mine, but she seems to want to stay single so she can have meaningless sex without repercussion.
A few months ago I accidentally ran over our cat leaving the house. I didn’t have the heart to tell my wife so I lied and I’ve felt terrible since.
#embarrassed #regret #grief #cat #wife #family #coward #confession #secret
I have 4 cats for 2 years now. One tomcat and 3 cats. Tommy, my tomcat (hahaha.. coincidence) has the habit to pee in every corner of the house and it drives me crazy. And some days ago, he brought it to the top. He peed on me, while I was lying on the couch!
I was so angry with him that I caught him and locked him in the shower... where I pissed on him...
Now I'm so sorry but I was so angry to that time and I wanted revenge.
I just stole the kitty of my neighbours because I desperately wanted a cat.
They are looking for it for 3 days now, they even pay a finder's reward of 200 pounds but I think I will keep the kitty.
My mother has very unrealistic views of the world or life in general. She uneducated, loud and embarrassing. She has an opinion to everything and is very much known for declaring them to everyone who will listen. She spends a lot on money on useless crap, decorating the house with weird shit. She's not working.She has this really big tooth gap which makes her look even more stupid.She works in retail for over 30 years now and she's still not capable of dealing with costumers. She thinks she knows everything and is the best at everything. And now she thinks she needs to belittle me, because I do not want to live in this small dump she calls home. I moved to a bigger city, far far away from her and living my dream of being an architect. She thinks I am stupid to leave my hometown behind and that I will be coming back crying some day because the big city is too scary for me.Fuck you! I am so happy without you!!!I hate you. I hate you. I HATE YOU.
#hate #anger #mother #mom #mum #confession #movingaway #stupid #embarrassing #dream #uneducated
My name is David and I'm 25. I fantanize about being forcibly feminized and sissified. The thought of wearing girls clothes and panties turns me on so much I can't control it it's all I think about. I want someone to transform me into a shemale porn star
When I was 9 I broke my dads guitar string well two of the and I blamed it on the cat but then I felt bad for the cat and gave him Doritos for some reason he ate it
I just lured our cat which lived over 10 years with us, into the car and left her somewhere in the woods. I know it sounds cruel but she just bothered us anymore with all the hair she lost and she only wanted to be fed with human food.
I know that's not an excuse for being such a heartless person but we just didn't have another way out.
Please god, forive us.
#cat #woods #car #bother #food #excuse #heartless #forgiveness #god
A week before christmas I found a little package on the doorsteps. I thought it would be a nice little present from my boyfriend but after I got it inside I noticed that there was another name on top of it.
Someone must have mistaken my house with another one. I left the box on my kitchen table and went to work because I was already very late.
After a long and exhausting day I came home and I had totally forgotten about the package, I noticed the box lying on the ground and a strange smell. I found out that there was a little kitten in this box, she freed itself and peed all over my kitchen floor. Cute little thing but I had absolutely no time or money to afford a little cat.
I then decided to do something horrible.
At night, I took the kitty and put her in another box and left her on my neighbour's doorsteps. I thought they could care for her and give her a home she needed.
I haven't heard about it for around 2 weeks but then - SHOCK.
In the morning of new year I opened my front door and there it stood - a box.
You can imagine how shocked I was when I saw that the same kitty was inside of this package as two weeks ago. But to that time, she didn't look healthy at all. She was super skinny, she was almost unable to get up on her feet and she had some strange bleeding marks all over her body. I immediately took her to the vet but he couldn't do much. He told me she hadn't eaten in days, that she was hydrated and that she got burnt with something like a cigarette. He had to put her to sleep because there was nothing he could do.
#christmas #present #kitty #package #box #cat #pet #vet #confession
I was alone and there was crime nearby. My husband suggested his dad stay with me. Things happen and now I confess to being guilty of sex with another man. I learned so much! Family get togethers will never be the same.
#lust #educational #faternlaw #yum
Accidentally, I ran over my neighbour's cat. She dead dead, more than dead.
Took the cat and put it in front of some other neighbouring house.
Please forgive me ;-)
I live in a small town in the southern states. I'm a male age 15. 2 years ago me and my good friend were talking about girlfriends. I'm regretfuly saying for 2 years I've been catfishing my friend playing the role as two other girls on my other mobile phone.
I'd like to take a vacation to the US and just sleep my way trough. Sleeping for roof. For a ride. Basicly anything. Just fucking as many guys as i can over there.
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