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I’ve been catfishing people as my ex gf for years. Using her photos and all.
I got my bf a headset for his birthday when he broke his phone because I wanted to talk to him, you know I’m attached and shit, but now I completely regret it because he spends ALLL OF HIS TIME TALKING TO HIS FRIENDS AND IGNORING ME, like it actually makes me depressed.
I am selfish. Lust I am bad man I am terrible sinner I ruined
I deserve burn in hell forever.
May God have mercy on my wicked soul.
i guess im going to write this in the most unknown topic saying theres only 2 pages lolz anyways hey my name is jake and maybe ill find this sometime in the future or maybe i wont because ill be dead or happy but im hoping ill be happy but selfishness man do i have a lot of that i mean if you consider the fact that i am mentally and emotionally and psyically
I’m a failed movie star. Well a failed movie didn’t star. I thought my first big break was going to be in the original Star Wars. George Lucas tried to cast me as Luke Skywalker. But when we got done the movie was only 8 minutes long, and 7 of those was the opening credits.
So George next tried to make me a Storm Trooper; but then the movie only lasted 6 minutes, and Mr. Lucas wasn’t sure if the audience would want to see a Storm Trooper beat Luke; Obi Wan; Darth Vader, and blow up the Death Star with a single shot from his laser cannon.
I recently tried to revive my failed career. A friend told me to meet a director in the ocean. So I went to the dock, and got on a big yacht rigged for heavy fishing. The type they use to catch marlins and large sharks.
Well we get out there and find out we have to wait. The director would fly in a helicopter later and land on the deck.
Well I love to fish. So I broke out a rod and got it wet. Maybe 5 minutes later I had a bite. Hugh fish. Well I reeled it in. Gutted and cooked it. Then I ate the big fish with some chips.
About that time the director lands and jumps out of the copter. He runs over yelling at me. “What have you done, you just ate the star of my movie”. I said what, it’s just a fish. He replied “that’s no fish, that’s my Meg”.
Sometimes I just want to drop everything and leave without telling anyone and start over. Fuck it. I won't be missed anyway. Just leave everything behind.
I woke up early one morning to go fishing, the day started off nice and warm. Soon I arrived at the lake, got my equipment, all set up....Ive noticed there was only me...
Few people was jogging along the foot path, which I could see them, but they couldn't see me as I was tucked away be hind some bushes..in my bivie to keep cool
As the day goes on it was getting hotter, and hotter, I took my T shirt off, to rub sun tan lotion in. I thought there no harm in sitting here in my boxers, as was hidden. By removing my shorts and sitting in my boxer I was beginning to feel horny,
I looked around, no other angles are here, I thought I sit here for a while, naked...
About 30 minutes later, all of sudden, this dog came running in, as soon as I was trying to put my shorts on, the woman said don't bother, as no one else here, except me, and I don't mind. She got her dog settled, and said I'm going to join you. (she was approximate in her 60s)
I thought why not, we sat there and talking, I was getting a hard on, before I knew it, she was giving me a blow job, but I didn't cum,I couldn't give a dam, I fuck her in my bivie, and she stayed with me till I going home,
That's the best catch I've ever had.
He made me hate men. now I want to use them all until they no longer make me feel good. no man can ever make me feel like he did. so there's no point keeping them
i cut off a person because they didn’t make me happy. i don’t know if it was the right thing, i have a hard time putting myself first. i feel sorry for being so harsh.
Roommates have lots of pets. They fight. Bark. Hiss. Tear up. Only one is clean and doesn’t smell like litter box. I have two great fine tuned squirt bottles. The cats get wet face. I’ll hunt them. They even look at my room. Squirt. The dogs get it easier and harder when owners are gone. Special mix of powder and water. Itches. Burns a little. Like when yuh used to prank friends with itching powder. They come home or wake up & a dog is whining and scratching. Whatever.
They mostly steer clear of my room.
Sounds mean? I hear them yelling and cussing. That dog bit me. It ate my shoe. It drug the ham off the table. The cats in the food. It got litter on the food. It chewed a hole in the cushion. It tore up my new shirt. Damn it. Don’t scratch. Get your muddy feet off my dress. I have a date. Now I’ve got to change.
Those damn dogs woke me up all night. I have to goto work. Your dog shit on my carpet.
Help me get the dog. It’s chasing a car. It’s in the neighbors yard barking at 2am. The neighbors cussed me out.
They talk to the animals like humans. Mr shit please get down. That’s the dog that eats shit. There’s a black cat named......black cat.
Mr shit; please quit eating shit.
Here’s a hint. They don’t speak English. However; they do learn that getting in my room makes their nose burn and itch.
Oh Mr shit. What’s wrong. Come see moma mr shit. You wanna go for a ride mr shit.
I love to hear them wonder. You ever notice mr shit doesn’t try to get in his room. I know. He got in my room last night and got in my bed. He stinks. Now my sheets smell like wet dog shit.
I’m not sure how to train the females to quit walking in when I’m nude. Or to get them to wear at least underwear. But I have got the zoo animals under some control.
Recently my friend celebrate Halloween and he turn on a candle in the night (surrounded by glass panes). I wok up in the night because his fishes make some wired noise... but ironically the noise came from above where his parents and little brother slept. Definitely I take of everything from the aquarium (oxygen and so...) and in the morning they were dead. My friend cried a lot and still cries if he only hears the word "fish". But I have slowly noticed that the noise had to have come from his parents. I think they try out the Kamasutra book they got from my parents. The party was at a 13th, therefore my friend gets paranoia when this day comes. Then he will sleep in his parents bed. I regret nothing.
I started sleeping with a guy I’ve always wanted to fuck last year even though he had/has a girlfriend.
I’ve always thought he was hot but have never been single when he’s been around (meaning he was in jail for the short time I was free between relationships since I met him about 8-9 years ago).
It was supposed to be one “encounter” … We had about 5 days while she was away and that was supposed to be it, however every time she’s been away since then he’s contacted me, the last couple of times even coming to me at my house (we lived just over an hour apart and I’d always gone to him). I’ve not once tried to reach out or been the one to instigate further hookups, it was always him, but not once was I going to turn him down. The connection is AMAZING, honestly I’ve had some of THE BEST sex of my life with this guy.
The weird thing is, even though I know his partner I just don’t feel guilty, I don’t give a fuck, I would and probably will continue to fuck this boy every time she is out of town.
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Im sorry I made you cry. I cant take back what took from you. I knew it was wrong I did it anyway. I'm so sorry.
Male, 30 years old. I'd like to confess I'm glad I had a date with my early love, Sara. I really liked her back in school.
I've found out a couple of days ago that she has MS (Multiple sclerosis), it's an incurable disease. Because I know how this disease progresses, I was quite glad and congratulated myself for not being with her, I'm just too selfish. I don't want to care for her when she can't walk anymore or be there for her when she's tied to the bed.
I live in a small town in the southern states. I'm a male age 15. 2 years ago me and my good friend were talking about girlfriends. I'm regretfuly saying for 2 years I've been catfishing my friend playing the role as two other girls on my other mobile phone.
I'm convincing a guy to leave his parents and come to live with me but I'm gonna give him a fake address and hes gonna be stuck here with no one so I'm making someone homeless
I peed in my stepdad's hot tub. He lives with us for 4 months now and he bought a hot tub for him and my mom but me and my younger brother are not allowed to go in there. And because we don't like him we decided to play some pranks on him. This was the first one; next we are going to put some fishes in it.
I'm addicted to tight clean pussy and anything that has the slightest dirty fish stench will cause dry heaves and eventual vomit if a full breath of stank enters my stomach. I hate dirty pussy more than anything, don't mother's teach you how to wash and douche so men dont reject their daughters for hygiene. Uhhh i can only imagine what grilled cheese yellow discharge mess is in their mothers cooter
I catfish people. I have many catfish profiles and catfish multiple people a day. There's lots things that led up to me doing this but none of them excuse me for doing this awful thing to people. It's almost like an addiction now, I think my loner personality it what really led to this but there's also reasons why I'm a loner. I have a bunch of profiles of fake people but I guess it's not that hard to keep up since I'm so determined. Most people I only talk to for less than a week. My biggest hit was leading a guy and a girl on for many months then disappearing without any reason. They begged "me" to come back but they started to bore me. I almost feel bad cause I know I hurt them, but they're just 2 people. I usually pick really pretty but not too pretty girls and average good looking guys to pose as. It's basically my life. Soon as I get home from school I log into all my profiles and there it begins. I get a big rush from it, probably like an addict getting high. It makes me feel so good inside, but then I remember it's not really me. Breaking peoples heart that have done me wrong, or made me feel less than just does something. Catfishing is also kinda my way for revenge. It all sounds dumb and crazy but it distracts me from my real life for a while.
I think it would be weirdly hot to be catfished, some of the girls on there are white trash cute. Something about it just gets me going, maybe the fact that they are so insecure. Who knows?
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