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I was in a long distance relationship with a girl on and off for the past 6 years or so. We sent nudes and all that shit, However she decided she was going to text my best friend (rip) and ask him if he wanted to see what i sent her. She was clearly obsessed with betraying me and lying to me constantly, so i had to spend my days stalking her online, she used to flirt with guys on stickam (rip stickam) behind my back and get high on cam all while telling me "i dont smoke anymore".

So one day i took a picture of my computer screen and what she was doing and sent it to her. She promised to straighten her shit out, long story short she didn't. after her constant betrayals i spammed her entire dox and nudes all over the internet and encouraged people to call the number. i left a bot on that repeated the message every 3 minutes. i was very hurt, and still am, she kept apologizing and wanting me back so of course i said yeah im sorry too. but a few months later i got sick of her shit AGAIN, so i blocked her number, her reaction was moving to kansas to turn into a drunk, while telling me all kinds of great lies, she got herself pregnant (for the second time, she had an abortion the first time). eventually on her birthday she called me crying like a bitch because nobody cared about her birthday and it was her first taste of the real world.

So for the next 2 years i tried to make things work with her even though she had somebody elses kid now. she didnt understand nor care how much it affected me. we had alot of arguments and instead of calling her a slut or a whore or whatever like i normally would i just started dishing out the truth on her and told her "you arent going to find somebody who wants a 22-23 year old single mother whos a pathological liar, that has fucked an excessive amount of people, is a complete bitch, has a history of drug and alcohol abuse, nobody is going to want you, and after all of that i am still talking to you." apparently she couldnt handle that.

she wanted to be FWB and that lasted all of 5 days. a few months ago she told me "its not going to work between us" so i replied "because im not good enough?" she says "No thats not it" "i want to live in a big house and have nice things and have more kids". I damn near died i just said "so basically im not good enough, sick contradictory statement". I told her i refuse to be friends with her under those circumstances if im going to be friendzoned and never given a legitimate chance at making a life with her.

I keep having dreams about her, i dont know what my problem is because i cant stop loving her, i wish i could, and i wish i could get over what she has done to me, i wish i could go more than 4 months without trying to talk to her. Hopefully this outlet will help me move on and i will find somebody who is actually worthy of my affection.

yes i know i didnt use proper punctuation and i dont care.


#betrayal   #lies   #unfaithfulness   #selfishness  


I am selfish. Lust I am bad man I am terrible sinner I ruined
I deserve burn in hell forever.



May God have mercy on my wicked soul.


#lust   #selfish   #snner  


I got my bf a headset for his birthday when he broke his phone because I wanted to talk to him, you know I’m attached and shit, but now I completely regret it because he spends ALLL OF HIS TIME TALKING TO HIS FRIENDS AND IGNORING ME, like it actually makes me depressed.


#depression   #regret   #birthday   #selfish  


I like the relationship I am in. It will be 3 years when the semester ends; the longest one I've ever had. The issue is I don't think I'm in love with him and I don't see me completely falling for him for superficial reasons, but I want to make it work. I feel troubled and shitty.


#boyfriend   #relationship   #love   #relationships   #romance   #selfish   #vain   #appearances  


When I was 15 i done some shit I wasn’t proud of like watching porn , then breaking my laptop by biting it, then going on Facebook via unlimited web to talk to 5 older guys about sex and then 6 months later I attempted suicide from the guilt of it all.


#lust   #selfish  


I have a disease that weakened me & causes endless pain. Ive nearly died many times. Before my transplant I emotionally closed myself off; ignoring my wife, who was getting health problems of her own. After a transplant I started to be my old caring self; but it was too late, my wife had kicked me out. Now she & my kids are going thru tormoil; & I'm not there to help. Its all my fault because I became selfish. They are suffering because I put me first.


#selfish  


It's me again, The guy who works at Giant Eagle. I might as well confess that this very selfish but, when you hardly make any money working at Giant Eagle, all you want is more money. Usually whenever a customer has too many groceries, I will get another cart and then put their groceries in both carts. After that, I will help the customer out to their vehicle. This is where the selfishness comes in. After I help a customer to their vehicle and, depending on the customer, put their items in the vehicle or the customer will do it themself. Either way, every time I help a customer out to their vehicle, I'm always hoping they will give me a big tip of $50 or more. If a customer doesn't give me a tip, I walk away feeling cheated. If a customer does give me a tip but it's only a few dollars, again I feel cheated and wish that they would give me more money.


#selfishness   #money   #customer  


I live in a small town in the southern states. I'm a male age 15. 2 years ago me and my good friend were talking about girlfriends. I'm regretfuly saying for 2 years I've been catfishing my friend playing the role as two other girls on my other mobile phone.


#catfish   #lie   #regret  


Ok so this one is going to be a complicated one. I broke up with my ex boyfriend last summer, but we still talk to each other and text a lot.
He also found out that his dad has cancer. He is very very close to his family so this is a tough one.
His dad is deteriorating and the doctors say he only has a couple of weeks left.
I met my ex quite often the last time, we met up and talked and watched TV. But only just as friends. I want to be there for him when his dad passes away. I really like his dad, so it's gonna be hard.
We agreed to be friends, but I think that he waits for an opportunity to make a move or something..
I really like spending time with him and I of course still love him, but I am not sure if this is the right time. Or if there is a right time at all.

I broke up with him last year because of long distance and little time for each other and stuff like that. And one part of me wants to get back together with him. But I guess I could have those feelings because I pity him or something? I don't know..

Well, I confess that I am selfish and spend time with my ex because I do not want to be alone. And because I pity him because of his father.


#cancer   #dad   #ex   #boyfriend   #confession   #selfish  


Sometimes I just want to drop everything and leave without telling anyone and start over. Fuck it. I won't be missed anyway. Just leave everything behind.



I'm addicted to tight clean pussy and anything that has the slightest dirty fish stench will cause dry heaves and eventual vomit if a full breath of stank enters my stomach. I hate dirty pussy more than anything, don't mother's teach you how to wash and douche so men dont reject their daughters for hygiene. Uhhh i can only imagine what grilled cheese yellow discharge mess is in their mothers cooter


#addiction   #douche   #disgust   #embarrassing   #vomit   #fish  


I’m a failed movie star. Well a failed movie didn’t star. I thought my first big break was going to be in the original Star Wars. George Lucas tried to cast me as Luke Skywalker. But when we got done the movie was only 8 minutes long, and 7 of those was the opening credits.
So George next tried to make me a Storm Trooper; but then the movie only lasted 6 minutes, and Mr. Lucas wasn’t sure if the audience would want to see a Storm Trooper beat Luke; Obi Wan; Darth Vader, and blow up the Death Star with a single shot from his laser cannon.
I recently tried to revive my failed career. A friend told me to meet a director in the ocean. So I went to the dock, and got on a big yacht rigged for heavy fishing. The type they use to catch marlins and large sharks.
Well we get out there and find out we have to wait. The director would fly in a helicopter later and land on the deck.
Well I love to fish. So I broke out a rod and got it wet. Maybe 5 minutes later I had a bite. Hugh fish. Well I reeled it in. Gutted and cooked it. Then I ate the big fish with some chips.
About that time the director lands and jumps out of the copter. He runs over yelling at me. “What have you done, you just ate the star of my movie”. I said what, it’s just a fish. He replied “that’s no fish, that’s my Meg”.


#meg   #shark   #fish   #acting   #movie   #star   #boat  


Roommates have lots of pets. They fight. Bark. Hiss. Tear up. Only one is clean and doesn’t smell like litter box. I have two great fine tuned squirt bottles. The cats get wet face. I’ll hunt them. They even look at my room. Squirt. The dogs get it easier and harder when owners are gone. Special mix of powder and water. Itches. Burns a little. Like when yuh used to prank friends with itching powder. They come home or wake up & a dog is whining and scratching. Whatever.
They mostly steer clear of my room.
Sounds mean? I hear them yelling and cussing. That dog bit me. It ate my shoe. It drug the ham off the table. The cats in the food. It got litter on the food. It chewed a hole in the cushion. It tore up my new shirt. Damn it. Don’t scratch. Get your muddy feet off my dress. I have a date. Now I’ve got to change.
Those damn dogs woke me up all night. I have to goto work. Your dog shit on my carpet.
Help me get the dog. It’s chasing a car. It’s in the neighbors yard barking at 2am. The neighbors cussed me out.
They talk to the animals like humans. Mr shit please get down. That’s the dog that eats shit. There’s a black cat named......black cat.
Mr shit; please quit eating shit.
Here’s a hint. They don’t speak English. However; they do learn that getting in my room makes their nose burn and itch.
Oh Mr shit. What’s wrong. Come see moma mr shit. You wanna go for a ride mr shit.
I love to hear them wonder. You ever notice mr shit doesn’t try to get in his room. I know. He got in my room last night and got in my bed. He stinks. Now my sheets smell like wet dog shit.
I’m not sure how to train the females to quit walking in when I’m nude. Or to get them to wear at least underwear. But I have got the zoo animals under some control.


#crap   #dog   #cat   #rabbit   #gerbil   #fish   #bird   #chicken  


I peed in my stepdad's hot tub. He lives with us for 4 months now and he bought a hot tub for him and my mom but me and my younger brother are not allowed to go in there. And because we don't like him we decided to play some pranks on him. This was the first one; next we are going to put some fishes in it.


#stepdad   #hate   #hot   #tub   #prank   #fish   #revenge   #confession  


I just wanna be in a happy loving relationship when I'm alone I feel empty and pointless when ever I meet someone I Bury myself in them and my whole life basically revolves around them, then after a month I get bored self destructive and the relationship ends (on my end) I'm worried that the relationships that ended when I was still, I guess in love with the other person where my only chances at true love and I fucked them up, I can't be alone I can't stand it I feel trapped just I need someone to love me cuddle me and force themselves on me when I feel bored and never leave me when I love them I just wanna be happy


#selfish   #alone   #sad   #lonley   #love  


i guess im going to write this in the most unknown topic saying theres only 2 pages lolz anyways hey my name is jake and maybe ill find this sometime in the future or maybe i wont because ill be dead or happy but im hoping ill be happy but selfishness man do i have a lot of that i mean if you consider the fact that i am mentally and emotionally and psyically


#depression   #selfish   #confession  


Drinking. Two of my roommates went off for a beach party good time when Covid hit. Just a cold.
Came back & it swept thru everyone they knew.
One of them had her family hit hard. She ended up in family. So did some of her relatives.
So after people she loved went on permanent disability & worse. She got cautious. So did her friend.
But now each of their oldest relatives are vaccinated. Nothing to worry about. Party time. They stuck their kid back in school. They are going to bars mask less to pick up men. They are in there hung over. But bragging about all they drank & the good times.
Now that the south has their beaches wide open with the deadlier mutations it’s time to go to the beach for a week again.
You can’t fix stupid. They are confident they will survive the new virus because they did the first. Their elders are vaccinated. So they have nothing to worry about anymore. Time to go live again.
That is why our nation is having so much more death & stuff than most countries. We have spoiled people who only worry about themselves.
This is why our not vaccinating sick young people & parents with young kids once we knew it was safe is wrong.
Oh I get that hospital staff is first. That group home disabled & elders are second. Even prisoners.
But none nursing home old people should be behind the immune suppressed kids. Behind very sick & immune suppressed adults with underage kids. Behind the disabled who can’t follow PPE type rules. Not to be rude, but they are old. Already lived.
Or; put them all in the same group.
Then should come any high risk.
Then anyone else.

It’s obvi with selfish people who do not care about anyone else, that we can’t rely on them to look out for anyone but themselves.
That’s a cost of freedom. We have to let a lot of people die because they want the freedom to go get drunk & spread the new variants of death.
One thing this has taught us is why some past plagues were so deadly. You can’t fix stupid. You can’t fix selfish.
If a really deadly virus hit us it would spread thru America like an inferno, because too many just don’t care.
I do wonder this. One came home stumble drunk. Talked about how the other drunk more than her & kept drinking. Both came back same time. So who drove?
The one is saying the other drunk even more. So did the other set & sober before leave? I didn’t see other come in. I’ve never seen either drive drunk. So I’ll assume the driver sobered.
I have never drank so I don’t even know how it works. I think bartenders check them. Hope so.
I worked with two drunks that got arrested after leaving bars drunk. They were so mad. Said the cops were waiting. I made a lot of people mad. I said good. I’m glad. I pay the cops to set outside the bars. Have a cab take you there. Then one has to take you home.
One guy said well what if I find a woman who only gets loosened up when she’s drunk?
You’d think the world would like me. I’ve never drank; smoked, or done drugs. I worked hard. Charity work. I volunteered to help people in life or death situations.
But you get sick & discover you don’t matter to society at all. You don’t ever want to be homeless.


#selfish   #covid   #pandemic   #drunk   #drinking  


I think it would be weirdly hot to be catfished, some of the girls on there are white trash cute. Something about it just gets me going, maybe the fact that they are so insecure. Who knows?


#catfish   #online   #trash  


i cut off a person because they didn’t make me happy. i don’t know if it was the right thing, i have a hard time putting myself first. i feel sorry for being so harsh.


#friendship   #sorrow   #selfish  


Im sorry I made you cry. I cant take back what took from you. I knew it was wrong I did it anyway. I'm so sorry.


#regret   #betrayal   #selfishness  



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