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I'm playing computer, playstation and xbox all day long, get drunk every evening. I even called off college. I don't know what to do with my life, I'm just fiddling away.


#computer   #xbox   #alcohol   #college  


I got a photo of my computer in my wallet, it's over the photo of my wife and children.


#computer   #love   #wallet   #photo   #wife   #kids  


One time in school, some kid left his computer on during lunch break. Without hesitation, I searched up “furry hentai”, found the worst image I could find, and made it his desktop background. I also hid several other pictures in various folders just for the hell of it.


#funny   #joke   #computer   #background  


I used the computer of my brother and accidentally deleted all of his movies (no porn!), music, images and photos. He doesn't know I used it because he's at work right now but when he comes home and he finds out about he, he's going to kill me! I turned the computer off and fled from the crime scene.
If he asks me, I was in my room all day. Pssst!


#computer   #brother   #movies   #music   #images   #deleted   #confession  


I sit in front of the computer for 6 hours now, I have no friends, I haven't showered in a week, I've got an exam tomorrow morning and I haven't done anything for it.
Slowly but surely I think something is terribly wrong.....


#computer   #friends   #shower   #lazy   #exam  


My girlfriend wanted to tie her to the bed and do everything I want with her. (she had seen this on the internet)
As you can imagine I tied her up really tight.
Then I farted in her face, got on my computer (which is in another room) and played Battlefield for 2 hours.
She was furious but it was worth it.


#tie   #bed   #girlfriend   #fart   #battlefield   #computer   #internet  


I love my car and my computer more than my girlfriend.... I don't have a guilty conscience.


#car   #computer   #girlfriend   #guilty   #conscience   #confession  


I told one of my colleague that our boss spys on us via spy software and that he could see everything we do on our computers. It's not true but I just wanted her not to be that lazy. She's chatting with her friends all day long and I have to do the whole work.


#colleague   #lie   #boss   #spy   #software   #computer   #lazy  


For days now, I sit in front of my notebook because I am too lazy to do something else. I even slept in front of my computer the other night, only because I didn't want to walk to my desk the next day.


#laziness   #lazy   #notebook   #computer  


My husband (29) likes his computer more than me. Because I was angry, I unscrewed the computer and cut through some of the cabels. When he arrived at home, I acted like nothing happened.
He started the computer and afterwards he greeted me (I'm furious about that!!!).
In the beginning, all worked well but after I few minutes I heard him shouting and cursing.
The end of the story, he bought a new computer and he notices me even less.
I scored an own goal... Just great!


#angry   #husband   #computer   #destroy   #confession  


My computer is getting observed. Otherwise, I would confess.


#computer   #observation   #confess   #secret  



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