Internet Confessions

A small view on my work I did last week:

-> on the internet for private purpose: 75 %
-> show non-existing interest in other people: 3 %
-> drink coffee: 15 %
-> inform my boss on non-existing process: 1 %
-> chat with colleagues via Whats App: 5 %
-> do my actual work: 1%

#lazy   #view   #work   #week   #internet  

My girlfriend wanted to tie her to the bed and do everything I want with her. (she had seen this on the internet)
As you can imagine I tied her up really tight.
Then I farted in her face, got on my computer (which is in another room) and played Battlefield for 2 hours.
She was furious but it was worth it.

#tie   #bed   #girlfriend   #fart   #battlefield   #computer   #internet  

The last two weeks, I stole more office supplies and was more time on the internet than I worked.

#office   #supplies   #internet   #work   #lazy  

I hate the internet but still I am using it. I need it to watch good porn or to copy stuff for my college.

#internet   #hate   #porn   #college   #confession  

All of my possible account names are ALWAYS given away.
I'm sick of it!!!!

#internet   #sux   #confess  

I'm addicted to gambling. I play poker and bet on the internet. I lost over 50 000 dollars already.

#addiction   #gambling   #poker   #internet   #money